#abe-mercutio

[f1shart]

the amount of times i've drawn clowns on this blog is absurd. yes it was twice but that's twice too much

ANYWAY personality swap verona au anyone? its more of a personality inversion since i didn't swap their personalities with one another (og idea by @quejicadelapulpa)... more info ⬇️

idk why when i invert their personalities they become depressed, evil, or both but 😭 i'll go in depth on each of them

Tybalt: he was always a clown but swapbalt is quite literally a clown (he prefers jester). his personality is basically mercutio: playful, friendly, but still prim since i don't see why that would change about him i mean he's still absolutely loaded 🤑 also he loves annoying mercutio, especially since it's not like he'll get his ass whooped if he starts to throw hands (since, yk, tybalt is JACKED)

Mercutio: what i meant when i said they turn depressed when i invert their personalities 💀 swapcutio is a man of few words. he probably speaks very quietly too, only ever getting loud when he's pissed at tybalt. speaking of, he's not as hot-headed as og tybalt mostly cuz i didn't want to just swap their personas and call it a day. nah this is much funnier. i feel bad for him though i mean he's got this fucking clown constantly bothering him and there's nothing he can do about it

Romeo: he's giving pascal and i'm so sorry ab that. anyway this is where i delve more into personal hcs about personality since some of these sims weren't given much originally. i see romeo as a pretty smart kid so i didn't change that about him. i also see him as a bit immature but his wit makes up for that and that's how he's able to charm people. while swapmeo is mature, he is unfortunately quite uncharismatic so who tf knows how he pulled juliette. he's still a romance sim tho so he has his ways...

Juliette: not too much about her. i originally saw her as a little hot-headed similar to tybalt, so i decided to commit to that and make her a very mellow and chill individual. no more raging at online shooter games for her ! swapiette also wears very comfy clothes unlike juliette and dont u worry i kept her uggs. they're simply too iconic 😩

Miranda: she's basically more like her mother. this is where i was conflicted like do i swap the adults' personalities as well?? regardless, swapiranda (i need to stop) is a good christian girl 😌 as you can see she did not dye her hair in this universe and same with hermia but we'll get there. i also removed her beautiful shades SORRY but they're still there in spirit with the blue of her nails. i think swapiranda has that sweet exterior but a snakeish interior in terms of personality

Hermia: i exchanged the goth aesthetic for something more pastel and trendy for the time. you could say swapmia is a bit like og juliette in terms of personality. ooh maybe she doesn't dislike her brother in this universe! though i can see her and juliette getting tired of his smileyness. also yess swapmia's hair is her natural blonde it fits her vibe more.

Puck: last and certainly not least, evil puck 😍 the poor residents of swap veronaville cuz this kid... to me, og puck is kind, shy, dedicated to their tasks but dreadfully incompetent. you'd think he's the media's idea of a fairy- playful and mischievous, but he is surprisingly the opposite. THEN THERE'S SWAP PUCK. absolutely devious. despicable. he plays pranks and they are fucking mean pranks (not as far as battery acid in pop tho 💀 that's one of their cruel jokes. pls tybalt is not actually drinking battery acid) who KNOWS what swapmia sees in them. maybe she's evil too lmfao

anyway that's what i got. tell me why typing this drained 54% of my battery. apple is wild. maybe i'll do st but that's a hell of a lot of work

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

The Contestants

Cherik (Professor X/Magneto) - X-Men

Fuffy (Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Megop (Optimus Prime/Megatron) - Transformers

Curtwen (Curt Mega/Owen Carvour) - Spies are Forever

Thoschei (The Doctor/The Master) - Doctor Who

Perryshmirtz (Perry the Platypus/Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz) - Phineas and Ferb

Catradora (Adora/Catra) - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Soukoku (Osamu Dazai/Chuuya Nakahara) - Bungo Stray Dogs

c!TnTDuo (c!Quackity/c!Wilbur Soot) - Dream SMP

Spy/Supervillain - Genghis Khan by Miike Snow

Batman/Joker - Lego Batman

Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth) - Ace Attorney

Batjokes (Batman/Joker) - Batman

Lawlight (L/Light Yagami) - Death Note

Bowiugi (Bowser/Luigi) - Mario

Stanarrator (Narrator/Stanley) - The Stanley Parable

Kidlaw (Eustass Kid/Trafalgar Law) - One Piece

Shuake (Goro Akechi/Akira Kurusu) - Persona 5

Cuttletavio (Craig Cuttlefish/DJ Octavio) - Splatoon

Gethan (Rupert Giles/Ethan Rayne) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Zosan (Roronoa Zoro/Sanji) - One Piece

ChellDOS (Chell/GLaDOS) - Portal

Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot - The New Testament

Gwensuzie (Gwen Cooper/Suzie Costello) - Torchwood

Krisnix (Phoenix Wright/Kristoph Gavin) - Ace Attorney

Griffguts (Guts/Griffith) - Berserk

Hannigram (Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter) - Hannibal

Ghiralink (Ghirahim/Link) - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Valvert (Javert/Jean Valjean) - Les Miserables

Abestache (Detective Abe Lincoln/Wilford Warfstache) - Markiplier Cinematic Universe

Sasunaru (Naruto/Sasuke) - Naruto

Jedediah/Octavius - Night at the Museum

Nami/Kalifa - One Piece

Gabv1el (V1/Gabriel) - Ultrakill

Kazumaji (Kazuma Kiryu/Goro Majima) - Yakuza

Zukka (Zuko/Sokka) - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley) - Good Omens

Billford (Bill Cipher/Stanford Pines) - Gravity Falls

Evelyn Deavor/Elastigirl - Incredibles 2

Jennifer Check/Needy Lesnicki - Jennifer’s Body

Kigo (Kim Possible/Shego) - Kim Possible

Sportarobbie (Sportacus/Robbie Rotten) - Lazy Town

Swan Queen (Emma Swan/Regina Mills) - Once Upon a Time

Hardenshipping (Magma Leader Maxie/Aqua Leader Archie) -Pokemon OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire

Westley/Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride

Sonadow (Sonic/Shadow) - Sonic the Hedgehog

Plabs (Plankton/Mr. Krabs) - SpongeBob SquarePants

Kylux (General Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren) - Star Wars

Johnchurch (Merle Highchurch/John Hunger) - The Adventure Zone: Balance

Basigan (Professor Ratigan/Basil of Baker Street) - The Great Mouse Detective

LonelyEyes (Elias Buchard/Peter Lukas) - The Magnus Archives

Johnjack (Jack Harkness/John Hart) - Torchwood

Blicy (Bloom/Icy) - Winx Club

Riddlebat (Batman/The Riddler) - Batman comics

Shin Soukoku (Atsushi Nakajima/Ryuunosuke Akutagawa) - Bungo Stray Dogs

Snowbaz (Baz Pitch/Simon Snow) - Carry On

Komahina (Nagito Komaeda/Hajime Hinata) - Danganronpa

Wonder Woman/Cheetah - DC

Spamvil (Jevil/Spamton) - Deltarune

Rk1000 (Connor/Markus) - Detroit: Become Human

John McClane/Hans Gruber - Die Hard

Fenders (Fenris/Anders) - Dragon Age 2

Vegekaka (Goku/Vegeta) - Dragon Ball Z

Rapple (Apple White/Raven Queen) - Ever After High

Billdip (Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines) - Gravity Falls

Radiostatic (Vox/Alastor) - Hazbin Hotel

Sirdust (Angel Dust/Sir Pretious) - Hazbin Hotel

Fengqing (Feng Xin/Mu Qing) - Heaven Official’s Blessing

Blitzer (Blitzø/Striker) - Helluva Boss

Martha May Whovier/Betty Lou Who - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

ZaDr (Zim/Dib) - Invader Zim

Sarumi (Fushimi Saruhiko/Yata Misaki) - K Project

Metadede (King Dedede/Meta Knight) - Kirby

Gandalf/Sauron - Lord of the Rings

Island Husbands (Ben Linus/John Locke) - Lost

Metromind (Megamind/Metro Man) - Megamind

Sherliam (Sherlock Holmes/William James Moriarty) - Moriarty the Patriot

Bujeet (Buford/Bajeet) - Phineas and Ferb

Grovyle/Dusknoir - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Darkness, and Sky

Shassie (Shawn Spencer/Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter) - Psych

Rayaari (Raya/Namaari) - Raya and the Last Dragon

Tycutio (Mercutio/Tybalt) - Romeo and Juliet

Sherliam (Sherlock Holmes/James Moriarty) - Sherlock

Obikin (Anakin Skywalker/Obi-Wan Kenobi) - Star Wars

Obimaul (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul) - Star Wars

Oncelax (The Onceler/The Lorax) - The Lorax

Owen Harper/Mark Lynch - Torchwood

Lord Hater/Wander - Wander Over Yonder

Gelphie (Elphaba/Galinda) - Wicked

Cruellanita (Cruella de Vil/Anita) - 101 Dalmations

Angelo Lagusa/Nero Vanetti - 91 Days

Discotrain (The Conductor/DJ Grooves) - A Hat in Time

Klapollo (Klavier Gavin/Apollo Justice) - Ace Attorney

Wrightdot (Godot/Phoenix Wright) - Ace Attorney

Kaneda/Tetsuo - Akira

Sydney Bristow/Lauren Reed - Alias

Ellen Ripley/The Xenomorph - Alien

Zadison (Zoe Benson/Madison Montgomery) - American Horror Story: Coven

Sterling Archer/Barry Dylan - Archer

Y’all (The Poll Takers)/Me (The Poll Maker) - askeletonwar

Just Walk Out!/Papyrus - askeletonwar

Londo Mollari/G’kar - Babylon 5

Rampage/Depth Charge - Beast Wars: Transformers

Pinariz (Riz/Pina) - Beastars

Kunieda Aoi/Hildegarde - Beezlebub

Sebagrell (Grell/Sebastian) - Black Butler

Gus Fring/Walter White - Breaking Bad

Spangel (Spike/Angel) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy (Spike/Buffy) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Winteriron (Tony Stark/The Winter Soldier) - Captain America: Civil War

Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes) - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Carulia (Carmen Sandiego/Julia Argent) - Carmen Sandiego

Macavity/Munkustrap - Cats (1998)

Caius Marcius Coriolanus/Tullus Aufidius - Coriolanus

Dean Pelton/Dean Spreck - Community

Shadowghast (Caleb Widogast/Essek Thelyss) - Critical Role

Blumentrio (Caleb Widogast/Eadwulf Grieve/Astrid Becke) -Critical Role

Theopin (Lapin Cadbury/Sir Theobald Gumbar) - D20: A Crown of Candy

Hero/Villain - dannyphantom.exe

Clex (Superman/Lex Luthor) - DC

Babsquinn (Batgirl/Harley Quinn) - DC

Seavil (Jevil/Seam) - Deltarune

Rengoku Kyoujurou/Akaza - Demon Slayer

Mal/Uma - Descendants

Reed800 (Connor/Gavin Reed) - Detroit: Become Human

Ryokira (Akira/Ryo) - Devilman

Maxwil (Maxwell/Wilson) - Don't Starve

Nikki/Mackenzie - Dork Diaries

Gell/Frisky - Dot X

Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Count Dracula/Jonathan Harker - Dracula

Joan Watson/Jamie Moriarty - Elementary

Zerxus Ilerez/Asmodeus - Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

Gratsu (Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster) - Fairy Tail

Gary/John - Faith

Peter Griffin/The Chicken - Family Guy

John Crichton/Scorpius - Farscape

Emiya Archer/Cu Chulainn - Fate Stay Night

Angeal Hewley/Genesis Rhapsodos/Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII

Cidnero (Nero tol Scaeva/Cid Garlond) - Final Fantasy XIV

Willry (Henry Emily/William Afton) - Five Nights at Freddy’s

Victor Frankenstein/The Monster - Frankenstein

Cure Peach/Eas - Fresh Pretty Cure!

Haikaveh (Alhaitham/Kaveh) - Genshin Impact

Sugio (Sugimoto/Ogata) - Golden Kamuy

Nygmobblepot (Edward Nygma/Oswald Cobblepot) - Gotham

Mabifica (Mabel Pines/Pacifica Northwest) - Gravity Falls

Kagehina (Hinata/Kageyama) - Haikyuu!

[rpking99]

Workout Hangout

Clsoed with @freeusemuses

Continued from here

"Honestly, that sounds like a great idea~" Mercutio Black said as a knowing, but nonetheless happy grin spread along his face. The handsome Brittish wizard may or may not have decided to visit Xavier's "school" to spend time with his wild and dangerous girlfriend, while also needing a break from listening to Strange drone on bout ... well, everything. "But I'm on top this time~. Could barely walk for a week after you were on top, love~" Mercutio hummed as he pressed his lips to Laura's cheek. "Not that our last tryst wasn't incredibly fun, but I also like walking~"

"Don't blame me because you don't work out. Because I know you aren't calling me fat." Laura smirked as she kissed Mercutio gently, placing her hands on her hips

The tight leather pants hugging her hips as she grinned at her boyfriend, the short crop top showing off her abs

[cicada-sized]

What Are Friends For? (Vore Story)

Happy 8/8 !! Here's a silly little vore story I finished just in time for it!!

its a small peek into this little world I've made. I’ve been hitting a bit of block with the original story and decided to clean up a scenario i've been playing with for a while!

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You're working at the Nightfall Carnival as a stagehand, and as an assistant to the Star of the show himself, Mercutio, helping him unwind after the show in an… odd way.

Reader: ambiguous, written with they/them pronouns

Mercutio: He/Him

Emery: They/Them

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Warnings: Dark Themes, Fatal Vore, Graphic digestion mention, shrinking, betrayal, and a bit of implied hypnosis sprinkled in *chefs kiss*

🔞 Minors Do Not Interact 🔞

You would have never guessed that you’d find yourself working at a carnival of all places. But you were desperate, and the sign was there.

Nightfall Carnival and Sideshow, Free housing for labor. Who were you to give it up? A carnival only open at dusk– it sounded strange, it didn't seem like a place that would make any money in the first place.

And yet, somehow it did.

They gave you decent work, didn't ask questions as to why you all of a sudden dropped everything to move here, they knew their crowd and respected it. you spent your mornings sleeping, your nights cleaning at setting up stage props, sweeping walkways and generally keeping to yourself. At night, you’d be backstage, working with the performers, setting them up for their acts and watching from the wings.

After the shows, you took care of Mercutio.

that was your favourite part.

Standing at near 7ft, Mercutio only ever came off as strange to you. From the very first encounter with him you knew something was… off. He made it clear, this was his show, he was the star, and took every opportunity to let that be known. The other performers didn’t seem to mind, mostly out of intimidation from the big man, but they never got close enough for you to really know how they felt about their boss.

He kept himself clean, a satin black and red jumpsuit, gold bangles paired with golden inseams, white ruffles on the neck and cuffs and to top it all, the matching cap ‘n bells, always gently jingling with each tilt of his head.

and to your surprise, he never took it off. Every time you met with him, he’d be wearing the same thing. With the amount of clutter around the place, surely he could get more variety than this one pattern.

But hey– you’re not getting paid for asking questions, why bother asking?

Working at the carnival for a couple months now, you’ve found yourself comfortable in this little daily routine Mercutio set up.

However, after the show, Mercutio had an…interesting way to unwind.

Once the show ended, Mercutio would come off stage spend a couple moments with the cast and crew, allowing them to congratulate him before turning to you.

With a slight wave of his hand, he signals you over. here, he would take you back to his own tent; On one end of it, the space looked like a cluttered Hollywood dressing room, The fancy bureau with lightbulbs framing the mirror, costumes and makeup strewn about. Beside it, a massive king sized canopy bed, off white, ruffled drapes cascading down.

Here, he would sit you down, right on the plush duvet, then turn to the bureau. Taking a ring of keys out and unlocked one of the drawers, he pulls out a glass jar, holes poked out in the lid.

Inside of that jar there was ten -maybe twelve- tiny people, all shrunken down. Mercutio not even regarding them as he shakes the glass back and forth, making sure they were all awake, or alive, before presenting it to you.

Now, the first time this happened, you were horrified. Frozen in place as Mercutio untwisted the lid, reaching in and pulling a random one out, wasting no time, raising the man above his head. His wide, toothy grin opening, head tilting back before letting the man fall.

You let out a loud, sharp gasp, He disappeared past Mercutio's lips, the man’s teeth snapping shut.

You were about to get up, scream, run– but before you could, he brought his head down and turned towards you, locking eyes before a deep, wet swallow.

in that moment, you felt a wave of calmness fall over you, the twisting in your gut releasing its tension. You felt warm, even turning a bashful shade of red when he let out a sigh, slapping a hand on his belly. And as if nothing had happened, he walked right over to you, holding out the jar. instinctively, you hold out your palms.

Dropping it in your hands, seeing all those people, shrunken to various sizes, clearly mortified by what they had just witnessed. You grin.

They looked so… pathetic like this.

The bed creaks and shifts as Mercutio sits down, propping himself up in a mountain of pillows, crossing his legs, only ever saying two words. “Feed me.”

You don't know what came over you, but you did. Grabbing each and every one out of that jar, watching them slide down Mercutio’s throat and into his stomach, their loud muffled yells getting louder with each new addition to the tank.

Now, it was routine for you.

As the weeks go on, you found yourself getting more excited as the day progressed, eagerly waiting for the last curtain to drop, the patrons to leave, and to have mercutio signal for you that its time.

And when he finally did, you enthusiastically followed.

It was like clockwork, sitting on his bed, pulling out the jar– All these new faces, you could barely even make them out with the crowding in there. But that didn't matter, all you cared about is watching their squirmy forms slip past Mercutio’s lips, down his throat and into his stomach.

Sometimes he would send you out right away once he was finished, other times he'd make you rub his churning guts until the squirms died down completely. It all depended on the type of show he had.

With how intense tonight went, and how hungry Mercutio looked, it seemed like you’d be here for a while.

You happily pull person after person out of this jar, pinching them between your index and thumb, pull them up to your face, get a nice look at how terrified they really are. It was kinda cute– the little thrashing against you like it would do anything.

Then, down they go, dropped right into Mercutio's hungry maw, who voraciously pulls them in, gulping, sometimes without even tasting.

After a while, you held the jar up to his belly, pulling up the tight jester suit and pressing the glass in to reverberate all the loud gurgles emitting. You found yourself nearly cackling as the crowd of people tumble over themselves and cover their ears from the sounds.

All with Mercutio watching proudly.

You pull the jar away, jumbling it and shaking the people around, before digging your hand into it once more.

You scooped the first one you felt, clasping them between your fingers, taking them out before closing the lid back up and tossing the jar aside onto the soft sheets to watch the show.

You were curious who you’d grab next, what they would look like, what their indiscernible yelling would sound like. Endless possibilities!

Though, you never expected to be pulling a familiar face out from there.

“Emery?”

All of a sudden, things felt very cold.

Emery Brooks, an old friend of yours. You don't know how they got here, you hadn’t seen them for months now, yet here they are, panicked and squirming between your fingers.

Hearing their own name, Emery’s panicked rambling stopped, they turned their head back, mirroring the shock in your face as they came to the same realization you did.

Only their predicament was so much worse.

Mercutio, who also seemed quite surprised at the revelation, grinned “you…know eachother?”

You could feel your heartbeat pick up. “Y-yes.”

Emery was there. They just watched you feed at least five different people to this man. You felt your brain scrambling, trying to find out how they even got to this side of the country, how they got shrunken.

“That’s just… wonderful news!” Mercutio’s tone was nothing short of utter glee with this turn of events.

For a moment, you were shocked, why would this be good? You just pulled your friend out of the jar—

And your heart sunk.

Shit. They were in the jar.

You could feel Mercutio's eyes on you, silent, his patience quickly running thin as you sat in your dilemma. You knew what he wanted, and only moments ago, you wanted to as well.

“…well?”

“I… I can’t." you breathe, the weight on your shoulders only growing heavier as there was a pause between the two of you–a moment of silence, only broken by the chorus of stomach gurgles emitting from Mercutio's guts— they never seemed to stop, not with the pile of people stewing and squirming in there.

You look at Emery in your hand, you can almost feel their tiny heartbeat.

You could hear a little growl in Mercutio's voice as he finally spoke, “…say that again?”

You cringe. “I can’t.”

Feeling Emery in your hand, you couldn't help but feel Mortified. You were almost going to feed them to this guy… what were you thinking?

God they’re shaking— they weren’t fighting against you anymore, though they didn’t look any less fearful of you or the hungry fiend in front of you.

You could feel his eyes on you— they were burning a hole in your skull. You kept your head down, ignoring the urge to turn back to him.

“Well, that’s… disappointing.” His tone mimicked one of a parent about to lecture a child, it made you feel small without even needing to shrink.

You feel your chest tighten as you scramble for understanding, “L-listen, anyone else, there’s so many left I could—“

“And what makes this one any different than the others?” He interrupted, silencing you mid sentence, your mouth slightly agape, “what? we’ve gone through at least a hundred people and now you grow a conscious? it’s a little to late for that, don’t you think?”

To accentuate his point, Mercutio slapped his distended gut, the loud sloshing of thick soup making your face hot with blush– which then made you feel guilt when looking back at Emery, who looked nauseous, making your face grow even hotter.

This was sick, you could feel yourself wanting to give in.

But looking into their eyes, seeing them desperately shaking their head at you, silently begging for you to not give in.

You bite your lip.

“No, I don’t actually.” You snap your head up, raising your voice, only to see Mercutio looking at you with the same dull expression, dousing he fire in your chest quicker than it came up

“I-I just… they’re my friend.”

You look down at Emery between your fingers, who has now resigned to looking down, away from you and the maneater above them.

It must be terrifying, hearing your fate be debated without being able to weigh in on the matter.

Where you had hoped there would be a bit of sympathy, Mercutio groaned in annoyance.

“Come on, they’re no different than the rest— or were those snacks not good enough for you to spare.”

Mercutio leaned forward, bells on his hat jingling slightly, bringing his hand out, which made you instinctively bring your hand back; holding Emery close to your chest protectively.

“Ohh i get it, you’ve never met them before, so ending their lives is okay, right?” You can see Mercutio grin at your reluctance, more than ready to wear it down, making you feel even angrier.

“I- maybe– it’s a little different, Mercy!” You yell out, squeezing Emery ever so slightly in your hands as your blood boils “Yeah, I don’t know them! And as vain or selfish that is, I… I don’t care. You can have anyone else…”

You look down, Emery staring back their wide eyes staring in bittersweet disbelief as you defend their life, “this one’s uhm…off the menu, please.”

They looked shocked, clearly grateful for your protection, but they weren’t going to just trust that they’re okay yet, not with Mercutio staring back at both of you.

After all, he was the one with the power here.

Mercutio brought his hand to your shoulder, you cringe and try to pull away from the touch, he held on harder, squeezing, “wow… that was really touching,” he brought his hand to his chest, “i think… I’m gonna—“

slapping the top of his sternum— only to let out a loud, wet, acidic belch right into your face, spit strands spewing all over your face as it lasts for seconds, ending with a satisfied groan in relief.

“Oh… I guess it was just indigestion.” He smirked, bringing his hand back down onto his belly, which had deflated only a little bit, the piles of tinies inside still happily brewing up a thick sludge.

Staring at his gut…all those people…

Your head was spinning, it felt like you had the worst reality check of your life– what happened to you? how many people you had stuffed down his throat, the ones melting only a couple inches of skin and fat away. They all felt like nothing to you, but now– you felt sick.

And holding your friend in your grip, you weren’t about to let them be subjected to that hell.

“Now while this has been — mildly — entertaining,” Mercutio’s grin faded. “it’s getting old, so I’m going to make this easy.”

There was a beat of silence, you don’t look up, keeping your eyes locked on his belly, grip tight on the tiny in your palm.

“You feed them to me. Or I swap your places.”

…huh?

The words resonated within your skull, your skin felt cold. Eyes slowly rolling up to Mercutio’s, “What did you just say?”

he was grinning ear to hear, practically vibrating with how much excitement ran through him the second you showed off an ounce of fear. He squeezed his fists eagerly, the leather squeaking softly between his grip.

“Oh, that got your attention! And it certainly grasped yours, didn’t it?” Mercutio tilted his head down to the captive in your palm “how's about it, snack? Care for a promotion.”

You look down at your Em, who is frantically looking between the two of you, terrified to respond which way, clearly not wanting to betray you, but also afraid that’ll send them on a one way trip down Mercutio’s throat.

“You don’t want to get stuck in here, do you?” Mercutio jiggled his belly, the sloshing loud enough to make Emery cover their ears.

You scoff at the utter disregard for your life, the time you spent together– you’d been doing this for months now, and he was so ready to flip on you? “Stop it!”

“Do you wanna feed me, little Emery? All I need is a nod.”

You pull them close to your chest, protectively clasping your hands together to hold them tight within your grip, the only exposed part of them being their head. “thats – thats not fucking happening.”

You're not going to get eaten, you're not going to get Emery eaten. You look up, ready to lock eyes with Mercutio’s, trying your hardest to match his intense gaze.

Though, to your surprise, he was still fixated down at Emery, before looking back at you, a toothy, satisfied grin falling on his face. “Oh really?”

Your grip tightened.

They wouldn’t.

The worry must’ve shown on your face, Mercutio busting out in a deep belly laugh as you tilt your head down to see Emery, in your grip, nodding quickly to Mercutio.

nodding at him– agreeing with him.

Another wave of cold washed over you.

“That certainly wasn’t what I was expecting tonight!” Mercutio cackled to himself, the only one in the room finding this situation absolutely hilarious.

Emery then paused, feeling your eyes above them, slowly turning upwards to look at you, a sudden twinge of regret twisting onto their small expression.

“E-Em?” you whispered.

You suddenly felt very drained.

Not tired. It was like all the blood had been drained from you, the energy your body held siphoning out of you all at once. It was dizzying, you attempted to stand, but your legs refused to move. “What's…happening…?”

Your grip loosened, Emery falling out of it and onto your lap. Though you couldn't focus on what was happening with them for long, your eyes rolling back as you lose the strength to even hold yourself up, slipping down on the bed.

Though only lasting a couple seconds at most, it felt like hours. Time slowed in this exact moment, and when you finally came to, everything felt…bigger.

And opening your eyes made it much worse.

It took a moment to focus, but you were met with a landscape of red fabric. The duvet cover of Mercutio's bed. You sat up, hoping it was just a trick of the eye messing with perspective on you.

Though that quickly changed when a deep, low gurgle released from Mercutio's gut. The sheer volume of it enough to make you cover your ears.

You didn't want to, but you looked up, you couldn't help yourself. Cowering in this mess of sheets, peering up to see Mercutio, giant.

“Whats wrong? I thought you liked that sound?” his voice boomed over you, “you certainly liked listening to it earlier.”

Shit. shit shit shit shit….

You tried to shuffle back, the folds of blankets almost swallowing you themselves. Your heart was pounding, it felt like it was going to burst out from your chest, the only instinct you had in you was to run yet– there was nowhere to go.

But you scrambled and scuffled your way through the duvet, turning away from Mercutio, and being met with another body.

Emery.

They were huge not as big as Mercutio, but that didn’t make them any less intimidating.

“Well, what are you waiting for?” the Jester laughed, “I’m tired of this waiting–i could easily eat you both, you know?”

With that, Emery wasted no time, staring down their looming form cascading a small shadow over you, and reaching out to grab you, fingers curling around as they scoop you up with ease.

You thrashed in their grip, kicked, pushed, everything you found yourself laughing at before, you were doing. You tried to yell up to Emery, to get their attention, but they’re focus wasn’t on you, it was on Mercutio.

They rose you higher and higher, pinching the bit of fabric of your shirt, before opening your palm and letting you dangle. your limbs flailed as you clambered to their fingertips “please PLEASE DON’T DROP ME!”

You froze, fearful one small movement would release their grip and have you falling, though falling to your death seemed to be the better fate than what was in store for you.

Emery held you above Mercutio's smug face,

“Well well, never thought you'd find yourself in this position, huh?” Mercutio grinned, his eyes almost crossed with how intense his stare at you was.

“M-Mercutio I promise if you unshrink me I’ll do whatever you want me to” You felt gravity begging to pull you down, to let you freefall into this deathpit you've watched countless fall into before, never seeing the light of day again.

Or any light, for that matter.

“I’ll feed them to you I’ll–”

The giant laughed, interrupting your begging with the heat of his breath wafting over you, sending shivers down your spine.

“Its a little too late for that, dear, don’t you think?” he sighed, “Its a shame too, you’ve lasted longer than most my assistants, we had somethin’ real special.”

You wanted to cry, you could feel the tears welling in your eyes, “M-Mercutio please, d-don't do this.”

“oh come on now, you’ve worshiped this belly enough, don’t you wanna become part of it?”

“No!”

“Ah, well, such a shame for you then.”

His mouth then opened, you thought he was about to speak more, though it just kept getting wider and wider, and before you could realize–

You were airborne.

Emery released their grasp on you, sending you plummeting down to the humid, slick surface of Mercutio's tongue.

You nearly gagged at the heat, instantly sweltering you. His tongue acted like a slide, speeding you up as your body easily slips into his mouth, teeth snapping shut with a sharp click, shutting you out from the outside world.

-

-

Mercutio laid back in his seat, swishing the -now former- assistant in his mouth back and forth, rolling them against his tongue, tasting every inch of this tiny form.

He kept his eyes on Emery, who was sitting in silence, watching with a little bit of disgust, but with an overwhelming confidence to them, they had beaten the odds that were majorly stacked against them.

He closed his eyes, focusing on the lump on the back of his tongue, the squirmy, tasty lump– God it felt so good eating these assistants, they always get so cocky– before tilting his head back, holding his hand to his throat and swallowing heavily.

His hand caressed the bulge his throat made, the warm leather against his skin only adding to his enjoyment, letting out a satisfied sigh. slapping his belly once more, “You wont have to worry about anyone getting their revenge on you in there, you took so long– they stopped squirming a while ago!”

When his eyes opened, he found Emery still there, staring intently at him, though instead of his face, their eyes had trailed down to his stomach.

He grinned.

“So… it was… Emery, right? I have to ask-- are you in need of a job?”

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aaah I hope you enjoyed!! Happy vore day i hope everyone enjoys being self indulgent any silly today!!

[two-of-them-tournament]

TWO OF THEM TOURNAMENT ROUND 1

Begins March 15 at noon EST. There will be 8 polls per day. Matchups under the cut.

DAY ONE

Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir (Community) VS Booster Gold & Ted Kord (DC Comics) WINNER: Troy & Abed!

Ingo & Emmet (Pokemon) VS Newton Geiszler & Hermann Gottlieb (Pacific Rim) WINNER: Ingo & Emmet!

Kagamine Rin & Len (Vocaloid) VS Sherlock Holmes & John Watson (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes) WINNER: Holmes & Watson!

Sans & Papyrus (Undertale) VS Sun Wukong & Six-eared Macaque (LEGO Monkie Kid) WINNER: Sans & Papyrus!

Breekon & Hope (Magnus Archives) VS Ace Trappola & Deuce Spade (Twisted Wonderland) WINNER: Breekon & Hope!

Dipper & Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Achilles & Patroclus (Greek mythology) WINNER: Dipper & Mabel!

Mario & Luigi (Super Mario Bros) VS Ash Ketchum & Pikachu (Pokemon) WINNER: Mario & Luigi!

Jessie & James (Pokemon) VS Timon & Pumbaa (The Lion King) WINNER: Jessie & James!

DAY TWO

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern (Hamlet) VS Benson Mekler & Dave (Kipo) WINNER: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern!

Pippin Took & Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings) VS Benton Fraser & Ray Kowalski (Due South) WINNER: Merry & Pippin!

Frodo Baggins & Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) VS Sailor Uranus & Sailor Neptune (Sailor Moon) WINNER: Frodo & Sam!

Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens) VS Finn & Jake (Adventure Time) WINNER: Finn & Jake!

Statler & Waldorf (The Muppet Show) VS Strong Bad & The Cheat (Homestar Runner) WINNER: Statler & Waldorf!

Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street) VS Vex'ahlia & Vax'ildan (Critical Role) WINNER: Bert & Ernie!

Sonic & Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog) VS Jadzia Dax (Star Trek) WINNER: Sonic & Tails!

Phineas & Ferb VS Carl Carlson & Lenny Leonard (The Simpsons) WINNER: Phineas & Ferb!

DAY THREE

Sam & Max VS Will Graham & Hannibal Lecter (NBC Hannibal) WINNER: Sam & Max!

Spongebob & Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants) VS Eddie Brock & Venom (Marvel Comics) WINNER: Spongebob & Patrick!

Wallace & Gromit VS The 10th Doctor & Donna Noble (Doctor Who) WINNER: Wallace & Gromit!

Geordi LaForge & Data (Star Trek) VS Frog & Toad WINNER: Frog & Toad!

Spock & Jim Kirk (Star Trek) VS Wug Test (Linguistics) WINNER: Spock & Kirk!

Bill S. Preston & Theodore Logan (Bill and Ted) VS Fireboy & Watergirl WINNER: Bill & Ted!

Nadja of Antipaxos & Laszlo Cravensworth (What We Do in the Shadows) VS Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) WINNER: Doofenshmirtz & Perry!

Nastya Rasputina & The Aurora (The Mechanisms) VS Harry DuBois & Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium) WINNER: Harry & Kim!

DAY FOUR

Pinky & The Brain (Animaniacs) VS Scooby & Shaggy (Scooby-Doo) WINNER: Scooby & Shaggy!

Nico Di Angelo & Will Solace (Percy Jackson) VS Timmy & Tommy (Animal Crossing) WINNER: Timmy & Tommy!

Calvin & Hobbes VS Bunsen & Beaker (The Muppet Show) WINNER: Calvin & Hobbes!

Kris & Susie (Deltarune) VS Mercutio & Benvolio (Romeo and Juliet) WINNER: Kris & Susie!

Wirt & Greg (Over the Garden Wall) VS R2-D2 & C-3PO (Star Wars) WINNER: R2-D2 & C-3PO!

Mac McDonald & Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) VS Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde WINNER: Mac & Charlie!

Phoenix Wright & Maya Fey (Ace Attorney) VS John Doe & Arthur Lester (Malevolent) WINNER: Phoenix & Maya!

Legolas Greenleaf & Gimli (Lord of the Rings) VS Jedediah Smith & Gaius Octavius (Night at the Museum) WINNER: Legolas & Gimli!

RECAP

[gayest-classiclit]

round 2 babeyyyyy

[round 1]

matchups under cut

part AB

Viola/Cesario (Twelfth Night) vs Medea (Greek Mythology)

Grantaire (Les Miserables) vs Enjolras (Les Miserables)

Milady de Winter (The Three Musketeers) vs Mephistopheles (Faust)

Queequeg (Moby Dick) vs Helen of Troy (Greek Mythology)

Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) vs Jonathan and Mina Harker (Dracula)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) vs Arsene Lupin (the Arsene Lupin books)

Gregor Samsa (The Metamorphosis) vs Frankenstein's Monster (Frankenstein)

Therem Harth Ir Em Estraven (The Left Hand of Darkness) vs Winston Smith (1984)

part CD

Quincey Morris (Dracula) vs Annabel Lee (Annabel Lee)

Dorian Gray and Basil Hallward (The Picture of Dorian Gray) vs Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet)

Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo) vs Hamlet (Hamlet)

Robin Hood (assorted folktales) vs Grendel's mother (Beowulf)

Dmitri Razumikhin (Crime and Punishment) vs Captain Hook (Peter Pan)

Jay Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan (The Great Gatsby) vs Irene Adler (the Sherlock Holmes books)

Erik/The Phantom (The Phantom of the Opera) vs Nastasya Filippovna (The Idiot)

Henry Jekyll (The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde) vs Anatole Kuragin and Helene Bezukhova (War and Peace)

[whateverthese2havetournament]

Round 1 Results

To briefly go over every elimination:

Cid and Nero lost the recount

Mercutio and Benvolio have exited stage left

Pate and Creighton have been felled

Daphne and Velma have jeeped their last jinkie

Kohga and Sooga have made like a banana and split

Thancred and Urianger have been votekicked

Elias and Peter have been redacted

Tom Nook and Red have filed for bankruptcy

Cuttlefish and Octavio have been splatted

Keefe and Kelvin are beyond saving

Todd and Neil have joined the poets of their society or whatever, idk what those books are about

Nada and Polo await the next iteration

Ted and Archie have placed worst in breed

Tory [sic] and Abed have been expelled

Fitz and the Fool were almost disqualified anyway because they were arguably canonical but one-sided, so just as well

And lastly and perhaps most shockingly, Jessie and James are blasting off again

Our brackets are now looking like this:

Just as a reminder, I really want people to be making INFORMED votes. Based on the amount of people last Round who said they thought Team Rocket were siblings, I'm worried that's not happening.

I would go about personally including the gist of these characters in the poll posts themselves, but I am very much lacking in information on some of these properties, and i would hate to manufacture bias in my attempt to eliminate it. Again, I encourage you to not simply see your blorbos and click on them, but to understand who they're up against. Look through the notes for people propagandizing for them, or perhaps skim a wiki page.

Relatedly, I'm going to be installing a "show results" button this round, for people who are responsible enough to not make uninformed choices but also can't be arsed to inform themselves.

Polls should start going up automatically tomorrow.

[the-queer-classic-lit-ship-ever]

round 3!

but quickly, before the bracket: losers bracket noms are open!

matchups under cut once again!

part ab

les amis de l'abc (les miserables) vs jekyll/lanyon (jekyll and hyde)

frog/toad (frog and toad) vs dorian gray/basil hallward/henry wotton (the picture of dorian gray)

rosencrantz/guildenstern (hamlet and ragad) vs the tinman/the scarecrow (wizard of oz)

antonio/sebastian (twelfth night and/or the tempest) vs dracula/jonathan harker (dracula)

arthur holmwood/jack seward (dracula) vs buttercup/westley (the princess bride)

andrei bolkonsky/pierre bezukhov (war and peace) vs elizabeth bennett/fitzwilliam darcy (pride and prejudice)

henry clerval/victor frankenstein (frankenstein) vs sir toby belch/sir andrew aguecheek (twelfth night)

aramis/pothos/athos/d'artagnan (the 3 musketeers) vs ishmael/queequeg (moby-dick)

part cd

nick carraway/jay gatsby (the great gatsby) vs gilgamesh/enkidu (the epic of gilgamesh)

benedick/beatrice (much ado about nothing) vs jean valjean/javert (les miserables)

samwise gamgee/frodo baggins (lord of the rings) vs penelope/circe (the odyssey)

erik/raoul de chagny/christine daae (the phantom of the opera) vs odysseus/diomedes (the odyssey)

benvolio montague/mercutio (romeo and juliet) vs mina harker/lucy westenra (dracula)

lancelot/arthur/guinevere (arthurian legend) vs orsino/olivia/violacesario (twelfth night)

hamlet/horatio (hamlet) vs enjolras/grantaire (les miserables)

brutus/cassius (julius caesar) vs jack seward/quincey morris (dracula)

[dentpx]

Round 2 Day 8 Recap

congrats to Shadow, honestly I was rooting for him out of these finalists so I'm pleased with the result. Shadow is a special case because I was so into him and knew so much about him as a character and yet the only Sonic game I owned with him as a character was Sonic and the Black Knight (and i never even made it past a few levels so I never got to meet Shadow). anyway good for him.

category: i had a crush on you and had a little universe in my head about it Edward Nygma vs L vs Shadow the Hedgehog

category: i just like you Theseus vs Amelie Howl vs Silver Dionysus vs Demeter Abed vs Jesse Arthur Morgan vs Chiaki Nanami Damian Wayne vs Dr. Doofenshmirtz Paarthurnax vs Wally West Taako vs Rory Williams Diane Nguyen vs Rich Goranski Mercutio vs Mr. Smithers Bowser vs Artemis Wirt vs Ice Finn

omg i'm so behind on these you cannot vote on the round 2 day 9 polls anymore. but here's the link to them anyway.

[softnoirr]

sooo cool! i hope you had fun :)

I did!!

The AB staging has lots of things that I prefer to the MacMillan version but then theres also things that I miss from MacMillan's, like the lift in the bedroom pas de deux. I don't understand why they change the way they die, but I guess it doesn't matter because the set design still fucks. I like AB's Juliet though, and I think its the best Mercutio, but that could just be because Drew Hedditch is insane

[juliet-evelyn-capulet]

Text: Evieeeee~ I have some news! Sooooooooooooooooo Stef is claiming me! We're going to have a Fall ceremony >w

Text: Darling! That’s amazing! All the details, please! Oh, the fall, how brilliant! Tell Sam I will fight him for the right to stand by your side.

[sampson-capulet]

Text: Sooooo I was thinking about things tonight and I have a theory that I'm just going to be a train wreck forever now nbd. ANYWAY how was your day???

Text: Why would you  think that?!Text: And busy! But AMAZING. Auditions and call backs have been exhausting and lord knows way too many people think they can act who really can’t, but overall I think I’ve got the makings of a GREAT cast, fingers crossed!!

[nathanielmontague-blog]

Moodboard 001 - Abe & Nat 

“ I'm singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feelin' I'm happy again I'm laughing at clouds So dark up above The sun's in my heart And I'm ready for love”

@abe-mercutio

[courtthisdisaster]

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[ozmontague-blog]

At the Priory || Abe & Oz

Abe was grabbing a drink with his dance group when he noticed Lord Oz sitting alone. It had been a while since he’d run into the head of the Montague family. So he excused himself from the group to say hello. “Lord Oz!” he said, smiling brightly as he approached the table. “It’s been so long! I hope I’m not interrupting a dark broody moment. I just wanted to say hi.” 

Oz looked up as he heard a voice and then startled as he saw Abe Mercutio approach. He looked far superior to the last time they spoke, when the man was curled up in a hospital bed, recovering from his own drama and the harsh realization that struck both of them that Nat was gone. “Abe. It is truly a pleasure to see you. You look very well. How are you?”

@abe-mercutio

[whateverthese2havetournament]

Returning Underdog Poll (Men's)

So, more groundwork.

As a general rule, nobody who participated last time will be viable to get submitted again this year. However, I want to give at least one team a second chance at glory.

I'm not gonna tag these with the individual fandoms because don't want this to be a Biggest Fandom competition. I'm putting the poll right in the laps of those still following this blog, and if they want to circulate it, they're welcome to.