#abd i get 5% off all groceries and 10% off the store brand which is actually pretty good food | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jeremiahthefroge · 5 months ago

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Words can't describe how difficult it is to hold back from oretending to get all shy and ask "what are we" to my straight cis male friend who is now my manager at work while his gf is literally working at the register next to me. Like every single time he comes and gives me change for my drawer and he hands me the envelope I wanna be like "bro Matt what are we 😳🫣"

#and i know the gf too we are all good friends and i dont think shed care #hes straight and i dont really like dudes that much #hes staright and my taste in men is the garroth romeave ive created in my head with a dad bod #which matt is about 5'1 and built like a fire hydrant #so not really my type #and mack (his gf) knows this #but it still feels rude so i usually just get really aggro w him out of nowhere and thats the bit i do #i have to do bits at work bc i am the mandatory morale booster #im essentially a jester im hardly joking #but also if i dont i am so bored it hurts me #so #little bit of pot (literally so small) and being really mean to matt (i have prior consent) makes work go by better #14 an hour sucks but honestly i dont work that hard at all and I like most of my coworkers and work is a 2-4 minute walk #abd i get 5% off all groceries and 10% off the store brand which is actually pretty good food #so its alright #i stand at my register and i draw and i chat up old folks and i clean my register

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