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IM JUST HELPING OUT- BLURB

pairing: bsf!jj maybank x fem!pogue!reader

synopsis: jj notices something when both of you were walking down the stairs, so he assumes he can do it too.

a/n- idk guys, its kinda- 'uhm?', but i thought of it and ran to my computer. set in season 1.

warnings: boob touching, jj being a dumbass perv, boobs.

it happened a lot. JJ would walk down the steps of the dock, public places and all with you, alot. and whenever he looked over, he saw you- cupping your boobs to prevent them from painfully bouncing- i mean, come on, its an instinct but it does things to jj.

the sun was reflecting off of your skin, the tanned and oily skin- from sunscreen, was practically glowing, and jj couldn't keep his damn eyes off of you. you were like a goddess in his eyes, and he enjoyed every single second of it.

" jj, eyes on the job." mr.heyward spoke from the dock. jj was helping out with the catering at the heywards- pope asked him too. he was supposed to be carrying plastic bags full of food up and down stairs, you were asked to do it too and you kindly accepted, you never ever disrespected adults unless they really deserved it. everyone knew that.

" jj come on, we got stair duty." you spoke, jj grabbed your hand and helped you down from the edge of the boat, like always. " alright, well- i'll carry the bags, you put the stuff away and you can..." he trailed off, realizing he had to watch you walk the stairs- watching your boo- " yeah, come on, we gotta bring the bags up" you said, walking beside his still figure before he mentally shook his head and walked with you towards the old, wooden stairs.

jj and pope are the ONLY people that knew jj had a massive ass crush on you and has had one since the 5th grade when you both met, but over the years you've grown- puberty hit hard and he swore you formed into some sort of greek goddess- like said, earlier.

" so, whats goin' on with you today, j, your like- spacing out each fuckin' second" you said, turning the corner to walk up the stairs, jj tried, he tried not to look at your boobs, but it wasn't working- he wasn't being very subtle either, and it was not on purpose, though you didn't notice, your eyes were focused ahead instead.

" i'm fine..just didn't get enough sleep last night. " he said, his voice almost hoarse, which you side eyed him for. "seems like you didn't drink much water either, dude" that wasn't the reason. he knows its not. its because hes losing his stupid mind over his best friends boobs.

you left the conversation behind and walked up the stairs, on the 3rd step- instincts kicked in and your pushed your ringed fingers up to cup your clothes boobs. 'oh my god. she's doing it, i think i'm going to pass out- lord' jj thought but quickly looked away. jj's boots clicked with the floor, the back of your flip flop hit your heel as you both stepped onto the top of the staircase.

" alright, ill carry the bags back, j" you say, crossing your tan arms in front of your chest, as you both walked towards the destination of where heyward asked to drop off the groceries. jj nodded, clearing his throat- he just doesn't want his voice to be shaky next time he speaks.

jj placed the groceries onto the counter and you walked over to the small, mustard yellow crates. you bent over , jj turned around just as you did and he swallowed hardly. " a-alright, you ready", you picked up the 2 gray plastic grocery bags filled with food, nodding " yep, m'ready"

after both of you walked out towards those damn stairs again, he stood even closer. he had an idea. if you were carrying the bags, your hands would be occupied right?..she cant do her little trick, so, i am. he thought to himself, smiling as well. when you took the first step, he followed. second step. he twitched his finger. he had to do it- right? she'll appreciate..my help, yeah. help.

the third step, your face cringed at the slight pain, but you knew you had to deal with it, you had food in your hands. he cleared his throat and then reached his hand up and placed the palm of his hand in the middle of your chest, his fingers gently pushing into your boob.

" jj!' stop it.." your face flushed with confusion and embarrassment. he held back a bark of laughter, raising his hands in surrender as you both stood on the 5th step. "hey- your hands are full, gotta help my girl" he was honestly amused, he thought you'd appreciate it but your face was full blown red. you continued staring at him with the ' im gonna fucking kill you ' look.

" im just helpin' out"

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“HI OFFICER” synopsis: after jj's plan goes wrong, you have too watch the two boys tackle like children after an argument.

pairing: jj maybank x quiet!pogue!reader

warnings: harmless fighting, swearing, and mentions of drugs.

a/n: based off this scene and this scene! also, not much talking from reader idk it just turned out that way, i actually do not really like this one, honestly- i could do better, i wrote this at 12 am last night and i dont wanna rewrite it soo.

"YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT'S IN THE BACK OF THIS TRUCK?" John b asked, staring out of the U-Haul's windshield. You on the other hand? Your head faced forward, jaw clenched and eyes looking at JJ like he'd just ruined every single thing in one hour! which he did, actually. last time you checked.

yes, he did just get offered to drive a u-haul that is currently full of drugs.  no cops have come blaring his lights at the vehicle, yet. the whole situation was that we, as in pogues, had to find a way to get to South Africa without passports, airplanes, and money to get John b's kidnapped dad and maybe a few bits of gold.

Luke used to work for a drug smuggler, that man he worked for did happen to have a plane that could transport everyone to South Africa, but it's not that easy. It takes a whole lot of convincing while you sit there and listen to the conversation. but, jj was very persuasive as always. 'we'll help you unload the plane' was basically what he was saying from what you heard.

the Mike dude changed plans when you all got there. Mike asked all of you to deliver the drugs in the  u-haul, so that's how you got here. "yes John b, I know what's in the back of the truck right now, it's gonna be fine, it's gonna work out okay?" JJ spoke, trying to convince him that it-would-be-fine, wasn't really working for neither you or John b, but JJ never listens. No point in trying.

you sighed audibly, looking at JJ with narrowed eyes. This job is dangerous, risky and you three are already in danger, well, with a few cops and kooks after John b sorta knocked topper unconscious. yeah.

"I am so sick of your bullshit plans, JJ" John b says while leaning forward to look at the side of JJ’s face, his eyes connected to the road. "goddamn" JJ gritted through his teeth, your eyes flicking between him and John b. you looked forward and wondered, where in motherfucking hell are we going?

"JJ, do you even know where we’re fucking going?" you asked in confusion and disbelief. He opened his mouth to speak, hesitating before John b reached behind you and grabbed the paper map. "ah, yeah- get the map out, uh- can ya hold it, baby?" JJ said and looked at your hands holding the map then the road again.

You sighed and cleared your throat, holding up the map so he could see it without crashing the car. John b peeked over your shoulder. "alright, we needa get to one fifty eight." JJ squinted his eyes and looked at the roading on the map.

"oh Jesus, there's a cop." John b said while looking ahead towards the cop, the tall man stood outside of an anonymous cars window, notepad in hand. "shit, be cool, okay?- cool." You said like he didn't know the world cool, honestly? he pretty much didn't. didn't know how to act cool in these situations. "shit," he whispered, eyes trained on the officer. Once again, you had drugs in the vehicle, amazing.

"I'm- I'm as cool as it gets, alright?" JJ picked his two fingers up, hesitantly trying to find out a situation, you raised a brow but leaned back into your chair like you totally weren't in a vehicle filled with illegal items.

"what are you doing?- don't, don't do that" you whispered shouted  and looked at the cop, begging his head to not turn when you pass. "I'm- yeah, m'just gonna wave." your eyes widen, "no!" but quickly shut up when you got too loud. Cops could hear you. The car inched closer and he waved his hand with a smile. "hi officer."

"JJ." John b spoke firmly, like some sort of dad. his hand reached towards JJ, nearly hitting your face in the process. the car took a swerve and hit a hanging tree branch, barely skimming off the road for a moment, and you reached for anything- JJ's hand. but, thank god, the car continued to drive down the streets.

"Why'd you touch me?" He nearly screamed at John b, his hand still in yours when he raises it. "well, don't wave at cops! Rule number one of driving in a U-Haul!" You sighed, "okay, okay-shut up! The cop isn't behind us.”

finally, they shut up and JJ continues to drive down the street; but you were wrong, the cop is behind you! Amazing, once again. "he's coming! he's coming, shit!" you tensed up when the sirens blared and the car trailed behind the 3 of you.

"shit! damnit, okay, goblin mode alright?" jj shouted in panic. you squeezed his hand and closed your eyes, head tilting up at the ceiling as the boys yelled at the top of their lungs. "goblin mode, what does that even mean?!" John b said while his eyes flickered to the lights and then to the windshield.

"it's what we gotta do. hang on, hang on!" he tightens his hold on your hand and surprisingly, with one hand- he manages to turn the wheel and pull into the green forest, the sirens still blaring behind. he stopped at the entrance and the cop didn't see you, wow. "alright, get out! Go, go" he rushed, not letting go of your clammy hand while sliding out of the vehicle with you trailing behind. all 3 of you ran into the trees and through the bushes. "dude, I swear if we get caught, l'm gonna kill you." John b pants, running behind you and JJ.

"well, ya probably won't have to because very soon, mikes gonna kill us first," JJ rasps, running with your hand. when you reach an opening, you all stop to get a breath. "okay, what the fuck? what just happened?" You nearly yell, snapping at the two after you'd been keeping it all in that whole car ride.

"listen, ba-" jjs panting voice gets cut off by john bs rant, "my dad- is probably in South America, with a knife to his through right now." He speaks through ragged breaths. "like, what are we doing?we gotta wait? In goblin mode? What-" he throws his hands in the air and you watched them while panting, legs sore from running and sitting all that time.

" how many times do i have to- I'm trying to help you save your dad!" JJ shouts mid sentence, his hand in front of him while looking straight as John b. you rolled your eyes, leaning down to grab a piece of grass, toying with it while watching them argue, not like you haven't many times, too many times.

"help is the exact opposite of what your doing right now!" John b shouts right back and JJ sighs deeply, and long. "Y'know what your right, your absolutely right, you know who's fault that is?" He takes a few steps toward him, his jaw clenched. "you and your treasure- obsessed father.”he finishes, looking straight at his eyes, you knew what was gonna happen when he speaks about his father.

Push.

John b's hands connect with his chest, pushing him back a few steps, JJ breathes out a chuckle, a bit humor, not too much. "Ohh, okay, that's where we're goin'?"

"yeah, that's where we're goin'" John b said, jaw clenched while he looked straight at jis eyes, then his stupid smirk. "yeah, and it looks like we just went there too," he pushed John b back, and you groaned, looking up at the sky, god help me.

you didn't really know who was pushing who, but they eventually ended up tackling eachother onto the grass floor, JJ speaking words of encouragement while they rolled around like pathetic animals. "y'know im right here?" you speak calmly, but irritably and JJ does hear it but doesn't respond, too focused on John b. you started humming a song while your feet dragged toward them, grunting and sounds of hitting heard, crickets chirping.

you rolled your eyes and lifted your foot, kicking him in the side, not to hurt to bad, but it made him flinch. "stop acting like children and get your asses up, or I'm gonna walk out into the woods and walk my way back to Kildare, so l don't end up in jail." Your lying, you wouldn't leave them. and, Kildare is miles from here and you know JJ would do anything to make you stay, or would stop whatever he was doing to get you to keep 'your cute self' in his sight.

JJ groaned and rolled to the side of John b, both of them panting, not just because of the run- but the immature tackling too. "fine." He grumbled and stood up, looking at you with annoyed eyes but they always soften. Like, no matter what.

"Y'know I think you'll both be fighting like that until you get all wrinkly" you grumbled and John b got up, hitting JJ's shoulder, not enough to make him fall over, but he didn't do it back- thankfully.

they both don't respond to your comment and instead- shoupe shows up! That is just great, could the day get any better?

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GIRL NEXT DOOR- ONESHOT

pairing: neighbor!jj x clumsy!neighbor!reader

synopsis: jj's new neighbor is very interesting in his eyes, just watches her at first, then they really do meet. season 1 jj.

a/n: heres a bot about this! please like or reblog if you enjoyed this, you may request little blurbs for neighbor!jj if wanted! word count: 3k

warnings: slight stalking at first, kissing fish.., language, fluff, mentions of family problems, slight angst if you squint. mentions of a divorce.

YOU HAD MOVED INTO a new home about a week ago after your parents divorced, all that crap. your room was on the second floor, window on the side facing the house beside you, that house was pretty messy, all nasty in the back, and it didn’t even look like it had been cleaned in years, but, you didn’t know who lived there- and you weren’t the person to judge by looks.

JJ heard the news that someone had moved in beside him- they didn’t look Rich, but they didn’t look poor at all. he did see a man, looked like a dad- and the next person he saw, was a girl!- oh girls, JJ loved girls, everyone knew that. But he did see something different about you and he was immediately interested the second he saw you through his window.

it was later when he realized that your room had a window that faced his, and he felt a new burst of excitement- a pretty girl he could look at through his window? great!

you were mad. your dad told you the reason of the divorce, your mom was in an affair and it involved different children. how could she do that?!oh, you were mad. so mad, you slammed open the door to your room, the sound loud enough for JJ to hear next door, you flopped down onto your bed, hitting the pillows while screaming into it like a mad toddler. JJ was just watching you from his desk, smiling- this girl was interesting, I say

your feet dangled off the bed, and your arms were all over the place, the anger faded- it was turning into sadness, your mom, the one who raise you with your father, the one that put you to bed with your father by your side just destroyed this family. you want to comfort your dad, but he just has been in his room all day, either staring at the wall in utter shock and anguish, or he's already planning the court days, you don't know. but what you do know is you just lost your mother.

jj was leaned back in his chair, his fingers fidgeting with his lighter- its a habit. all while he watched this girl through the window. your face was hidden in the pillows, but your hair was beautiful and he couldn't deny that he was feeling something, he didn't even know why she was having a little tantrum but he can't say he doesn't do the same sometimes.

your back heaved with shallow breaths, you could feel your throat tightening as your mind raced with old memories, and when your family was happy and all together.

mom is gone

she left

she doesn't care about you, stop thinking she does!

she did this, not you, she did this not-

it was too much, you let out a choked sob that jj could hear, that made him stop flicking his lighter on and off, jj looked through his window, his expression changed and his mind asked tons of questions.

why was she suddenly crying? why do i wanna go over there, no jj that's weird, stop.

you flipped onto your back, staring up at the ceiling when your shoulders shook with sobs. it felt like all of the memories, either happy memories, sad memories- all of them were coming back, moms gone, she's gone

jjs chest ached for a girl he didn’t even know, he didn’t know why she was crying, didn’t know her name, but he did know- those sobs weren’t normal, there’s something behind them and he wants to find out, but it’s easier said than done. and, since when does jj maybank never have an idea? whether it’s stupid or not. stupid things have good outcomes all the time.

you eventually stopped the sobbing, literally just frozen while staring up at the white painted ceiling, your cheeks still wet from tears while the pieces of hair that frames your face were slightly damp. you had absolutely no clue that a boy was watching you from his window with a heartache. JJ was still watching, and his idea was about near seconds from happening. he grabbed a solid rock that he collected from about 1 or 2 years ago with John b when they went spear fishing. he grabbed the rock and bent over the windowsill, just so he could get his head and arm out. he threw the rock towards the wall beside your window, making a loud smack against the hard brick.

you heard the noise, it was loud, and it didn’t seem accidental. your head turned towards the window, squinting when the sun beamed into your eyes, then - you saw him. blonde hair was all shiny in the sun, his blue eyes visible from how far you were, and there was something in his them- he was concerned.

you snapped out of your daze, realizing he was trying to talk to by his weird gestures. you sighed, lifting yourself off the bed and striding towards the window. your hands met the bottom of the window and you pulled it up, birds and cars from afar was heard all over the place, then he spoke loudly so you could actually hear him from the window. “there ya go, man- that rock really worked, - sorry, are you okay?”

you ducked your head under the glass, putting your hand over your eyebrows to avoid the sun, your eyes stinging from the tears earlier. “what?, oh yeah, I’m fine sorry just family problems, and all that- you didn’t have to see that.” you shouted so he could hear you. he smiled slightly, surprised you didn’t just slam the window closed in embarrassment.

”huh, okay- well, what’s your name neighbor?”he tapped his fingers against the window frame in some sort of rhythm, you could tell he was enjoying this. you told him your name, and started tapping your finger on your window frame just like him.

it was interesting. the conversation, he actually opened up to you, it surprised him, he never ever talked about his dads abuse, ever, not even to the pogues. you told JJ about the affair with your mom and dad, the divorce- and it was all through window frames.

the next day, your father asked you to go out to the backyard and plant some of the flowers, vegetables, just like you did in the old house- it wasn’t bad, you didn’t 100% love the hobby but you couldn’t really say no to it. so here you were, on your knees, pink gardening gloves covered in soil while you hummed to some song you heard on the radio earlier, you didn’t know.

JJ was sat in the kitchen of the chateau, literally on the floor, his legs sprawled out while he fidgeted with a beer tab. pope was sat on the counter, John b was stood while leaning against the counter. they were talking about who he would pick. Sarah or kie. we all know what happened with kie and Sarah, and now, John b had to pick either one of his best friends or his girlfriend. JJ was finally silent, since when was he silent? that caught John b’s attention.

“why so quiet, dude?, that’s like- not normal” John b asked out of nowhere. Pope whipped his head over to JJ, confused as well- he was also sat still!- crazy. JJ snapped out of his daze and looked up at John b. “what?- oh, what?- im fine, just..thinking” he spoke, a little too fast, John b raised his brows, “okay, what girl got your panties in a twist?” he spoke with a teasing tone. he knew JJ was obsessed with girls, but JJ- was thinking about you, and it wasn’t just about your looks, it was about your personality, how you treated him, how you actually listened to him without interrupting him with some stupid remark, not saying it’s no big deal, not saying he should just call the police to take Luke away. you listened, and gave him advice and he’s been thinking about it all day.

John b rolled his eyes, leaning off the counter and opening the fridge to grab a beer, the only thing in the fridge. “is she a touron, or-“ JJ cut him off, “ oh my god, no, John b just shut up.” he huffed out a breathe, leaning his head back to lay against the wooden counter. John b sighed, a long sigh, “ talk about it then, what’s got you all quiet?” JJ closed his eyes, his fingers fidgeting with the can again. “ fine, okay. there’s this girl next door, our windows are across from each other and I talked to her yesterday.” pope nodded, leaning back to rest against the cabinet.

“okay, and..?” pope looked at JJ, “ she's different, okay? I talked to her about my dad, and I felt..I don’t know, comfortable?” he said it like he didn’t know what word so say, but comfortable was a pretty good one.

pope and John b finally stopped the teasing, knowing his problems with Luke and all that. the 3 pogue boys hung out for about 30 more minutes until they all said bye for the day.

jj walked up the driveway of his house, but stopped at the steps when he heard humming and dirt getting shoveled out of the ground. he knew it was you, it had to be. so, obviously- he took a turn to the side of his house, stopping when he saw you on your knees, the heel of your shoes pushed up against your bottom while your eyes focused on the task at hand.

“ whatcha planting?” he spoke, startling you. he chuckled when you jumped and stopped the humming. “holy shit- dude, don’t fuckin’ do that!” you let out a loud sigh, slapping the flesh of your palm onto your thighs while looking up at him. 

“ sorry, sorry- but what are ya planting?” you smiled, glad his presence was around, you felt the same last night. You actually had someone to talk to about the whole divorce thing, and he seemed comfortable talking to you about his dad.

“strawberries, tomatoes and some cucumbers” JJ nodded, crossing his arms and leaning against the cold metal of the fence that separated the two of you.  you stood up, moving to lean against the fence aswell, “how have ya been?” JJ asked, referring to the divorce, how your handling it. “ well..I’m doin’ better, now that I have someone to talk too.” you used your index finger to point at him lazily. “yeah, I feel the same, honestly- having you to talk too” he gave you a lopsided smile when you smiled, your lips chapped from how long you’ve been outside. “you should come over, I mean- over the fence.” you suggested, leaning off the fence while looking at him. “ me?- I mean, yeah of course” he knew you wanted him over so he didn’t have to go into that house, the one with his father, yeah that one.

he hooked his fingers around the top of the metal fence, grunting when he lifted his weight up. you crossed your arms while watching him, expecting an easy landing- well, nope.

he jumped down, landing straight on his side, it really didn’t hurt- he couldn’t lie, he’s had way worse. “ oh my god!- dude” you rushed to his side, crouching down but when he laughed, you froze, sighing but it immediately turned into a laugh.

“I think I just broke a twig” he leaned over, grabbing the random ass twig that was under him . “ oh! so your worried about a twig but not your fucking bones, dumbass” you laughed, standing up and offering your dirt covered hand.

the two of you walked around the large backyard, talking about yourselves, basically getting to know each other without mentioning your stupid home lives. “ also, i love fishing- surfing is better, but when I’m bored off my ass, I just grab the pole- catch some swimmers” he spoke, making a gesture of some sort of fishing pole, while you were tying pieces of grass.

“swimmers?” you chuckled, and he gave you a toothy grin. “anyway, I like fishing too, I know you might be like ‘ oh my god!- girls fish?’ but, I do enjoy fishing.” you said. waving your hand in the air when you mentioned the “girls fish” part, making him chuckle again. you really were full of surprises.

“huh, we should go, i mean- if you uh, want too” he scratched the side of his face with his finger, you tossed the thin piece of grass away and turned towards him, “ yeah?- we could just go right now, over to the swamp over there” you pointed to the old swamp, the calm waters flowing slightly while the sun reflected onto it.

that’s how you both ended up stood on the dock, sleeves raised up to your elbows and poles in your fingers while standing side by side. JJ hasn’t been this relaxed in awhile, this happy. “I dare you, to give the fish a kiss when ya catch one” you tilted your head to look at him with a playful smirk, you were being serious, you actually wanted him to kiss the damn fish.

he casted the line, letting out a scoff of laughter. “me? Kiss a fish?, fine..but you gotta kiss it too” he wiggles his eyebrows, smirking like he just won something. you sighed, picturing yourself kissing a slimy fish. “ fine, fine”

exactly 3 minutes later, a fish pulled on his hook, a big one actually. “ I got one! it’s on, it’s on” he pulled the line up, easily pulling the fish out of the water. you clapped in excitement, “ okay! okay, give it a kiss” you smiled, your eyes flicked from him to the fish that was flying mid air with a hook in its mouth. he groaned way too dramatically after he got the hook out of its mouth, his large hands were wrapped around the fishes scaled body, you watched with a happy expression on your face, your hands pushed together near your chest while you scrunched your shoulders up like a kid watching there ice cream getting made. he was only doing this because it was making you happy. only reason.

he pursed his lips and brought the fish closer to his mouth, why was he making eye contact with it? he didn’t know. you giggled, watching intently. he kissed it as quickly as he could, making a disgusted sound and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “ you actually did it!- oh god, now i have to do it, great” you sighed, pursing your lips as he chuckled, moving the fish closer to your face. “give it a kissy kissy, c'mon” he spoke in a high pitched tone, a big smile on his face. you did the same as him. kissed it as quickly as you could, wiping your mouth with the back of his hand.

you both looked at each other after kissing a fucking fish. the area filled with loud laughter, JJ finally felt happy, truly happy, like- out of the chateau, he felt happy all because of this girl he’d known for about 3 days, what was happening? JJ maybank was falling in love.

the day ended with you and him back in your houses, leaned against the window frames again. “ g’night J, I hope you dream bout’ kissing the lips of fish!” you spoke with a teasing smile. he rolled his eyes, no bite behind it- just teasing. “ yeah, yeah- you better dream the same. g’night” you both shared a smile before closing your window and flopping down onto the mattress of your beds.

he didn’t actually dream of kissin’ fish; he dreamt about you, your understanding, the laughs that leave him because of you, the way you make him feel like the happiest boy ever just in the length of two days.

the past month was filled with late night talking through window frames, meeting in the backyard to talk, do the most randomest shit ever- either teaching him how to do a cartwheel, jj gossiping about his hatred of kooks, and eventually, the pogues met you, and they immediately loved you, you fit in great. but, today was a day where it was just you & jj, and the beach was packed today, so no beach.

"alright, now bend your knees, yeahhh" jj spoke, his hands hovered over your body, the one that had a bikini, your eyes covered with his sunglasses, lets just say- you looked ridiculous. all beached up in your backyard, standing in the position he told you to on his surfboard, stuffed onto the grass.

"dude, i look ridiculous! people are gonna see me" you looked at him through the shades of his sunglasses, your arms lifted out like a surfer would while you bent your knees and he laughed. he used his hands to act like he was talking about something ancient " no, no you look cute stop complaining, i gotta give ya the real experience."

after a few minutes, you got the right stance and hopped off, your bare feet getting tickled by the green grass. "not bad, not bad-" he stopped, you could see an idea popped up into his head mid sentence by the look on his face. " i got a question." you raised a brow, your hands on your hips. jj smirked, his blonde hair getting in his eyes. " if i was pushed into the lake, would ya jump in nd save me?"

you sighed at his question, looking at him with the sunglasses still lingering on your face. " yeah, i guess", his smirk turned into a smile and his eyes moved to the water behind the two of you. " dont even fuckin' think about it." he looked back at you like a child about to do the most cruelest thing in the world before he took a step forward, taunting you. " jj dont you- jj!"

jj made a beeline to the dock, you couldn't run after him too quickly since you had the ankle strap on still, he really did want you to have the "full experience", you groaned while lifting your leg and bouncing with the other to keep balance, finally managing to get the strap off, but of course-

SPLASH

you did say you would jump in after him, and you? you don't lie. you ran towards the dock, your ears filling with laughter from the jj. " im gonna kill you." you rolled your eyes, stepping back before jumping in.

SPLASH

he felt the movement of the water when you jumped in, immediately reaching his arms out to encircle you in a tight embrace, " man, i didn't think you'd actually jump" he smiled, his eyes soft as he looked at your wet face. "well, thing is i don't lie, j" you smirked, pointing a finger at your chest.

about 4 hours later, the sun set and the stars were beginning to show all over the dark sky above you and jj, both of you laid on your backs on the dock while the laughter wouldn't stop. jj lifted his bracelet covered hand and pointed at the sky, " you see that star?" you looked up, trying to align his finger with whatever star he was mentioning. you didn't know which one but murmured "yes?" in response.

he smirked, his eyebrows lifting in amusement, " when i was a kid, i named that one taco cat" your eyebrows furrowed in confusion but amusement, "uhm, why taco cat?" you barked out a short laugh, looking over at him."cause, i thought it was cool- its spelled the same way backwards.", you nodded, thinking about it before chuckling. "thats called a palindrome, j" , he made a face of confusion, "what the fuck is that word?"

" its a word or phrase spelled the same backwards and forwards, like- the taco cat thing dumbass" he chuckled, nodding, "anyway, lets make a star, lets name one together. me and you" you smiled, looking back up at the stars. "that one." you pointed to one particular shiny star near the moon, he hummed, looking at the shiny star you pointed out.

"kesha" he said in a sassy, girly voice. " kesha?" you laughed, thinking for a moment before nodding. "fine, kesha it is"

the two of you spent the last of the night on the dock, hands intertwined for warmth, or maybe something else. jj did have a trick up his little sleeve but he didnt know when exactly to use it. " hey, if ya had a choice to be any animal in the world, what would you be?" at this point, the two of you were drunk of of laughter and just saying anything that came across your minds.

" hm, probably a dolphin, there cute and- oh, the sounds they make" you smiled, looking over at him with hooded eyes, he looked the same, exhausted from laughing his ass off. "huh, okay, i'd be a fish." you made a look of disgust, why a fish?

"fish?ew, why?" jj smirked, leaning up to hover over you. very close. too close. "cause the fish got to kiss your lips, y'remember?" the memories of the first time the two of you went fishing flashed through your brain, when you dared him to kiss a fish but then he dared you back. it hit you like a train. he wanted to kiss you.

before you could think, he leaned down and connected his chapped but soft, salty lips onto your own, his eyes closing while he lingered there for your reaction, you were shocked- seriously, you never expected this. but you did want it too happen and thats a fact.

you lifted your head up, your hand moving to the nape of his neck while your lips started moving, that was his approval. his hand cupped your cheek, moving his lips in a perfect rhythm with his. your lips separated from his for a second to catch a breath, you moved forward but stopped when he spoke.

" ive wanted to do that since you threw a tantrum in your bed."your eyes sparkled with happiness, your mouth quirking into a big smile as you chuckled. same as him, he felt like he was dreaming. but- " i love you, jj." that was a dream, it made him freeze, his face falling. you sounded so sincere it almost made him cry.

"i love you more, neighbor."

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SO MUCH- ONESHOT

[dom!jj maybank x fem!pogue!reader]

warning- l smut,unprotected sex, p in v (dont do that irl please), fingering , 18+, mdni l

a/n- first smut, not proofread!

JJ loved being in control. You knew that, and goodness when i say you love it, oh i mean it. You’d always want to be in control, it was a rare ask, but sometimes he let you do it.

JJ and you have been together ever since high school, your now in your twenties, the pogues all bought lukes property after he ' left ', and the pogues finally received the money from there gold hunt.

basically, if you really thought about it, you and jj were the type of people that would come to anyones mind when you think of a young, badass aunt with her husband duo because you know how at a family reunion, your uncle would be making the weirdest and most dirtiest, inappropriate joke or remark when talking to your aunt in front of everyone, yeah thats a good explanation.

You were in your shared bedroom, changing your clothes when suddenly you heard his footsteps walking down the stairs, you cleared your throat before shaking your head and not bothering to finish putting on your clothes, you knew what he wanted. he gave you that look earlier, and he wanted to be in control.

peeking his head in, he looked at your half- naked form and smirking slightly before opening the door and walking in, closing the door behind him. locking it.

you looked at him, smiling with a knowing look in your eyes. " why hello.." jj flicked the fan on and walked up to you, " hey baby." he didnt hold back anymore, he wrapped his arms around your waist and lightly kissed your neckline.

you tilted your head to the side, humming softly. you could feel his arousal against your ass. you turned your head and kissed his cheek before turning around and kissing him softly.

jj moaned lowly into your mouth, moving his big hands down to your waist and picking you up, which you easily wrapped your legs around his hips. he put his arm behind your back and walked towards the bed.

your back hit the sheets, he stood at the end of the bed while staring down at your flushed face and half naked body. " your so goddamn beautiful " he nearly moaned out when he saw the damp spot on your underwear.

you looked up at him, your breathing becoming faster and uneven as you felt that feeling in your lower stomach, he unbuckled his belt and tossed it into the bin of laundry. " you want me, baby?, cause i sure want- no, need you..." he said, his voice hoarse as he pulled on his waistband.

you nodded, managing to blurt out a few words, " yes..please, need you j.." he smiled smugly, tucking his thumb under his jean waist band and his boxers. you looked at his gesture, he wanted you to do the same as him. strip. so you did, you reached back and unclipped your bra, easily tugging it off and tossing it some place, you brought your hand down to your pantie line, before getting an idea. you tucked your 3 fingers under the fabric, looking straight up into his eyes as you did.

jj shook his head, his boxers and jeans already discarded before he crawled on top of you, gripping your wrist and bringing it out of your underwear. " nuh-uh, my job sweetheart." you whined softly, he chuckled under his breath before kissing your cleavage, moving up your right breast before catching a nipple in between his teeth. you moaned, closing your eyes and arching you back slightly. his tongue ran across from the hard bud, sucking on it lightly before lifting his head and moving towards your face.

" your just gonna lay back, take it and relax baby, im gonna take good care of you, but i aint gon' be gentle in a bit." he said, which cause your pussy to clench around absolutely nothing, he hummed lowly before dragging his fingers up towards you face. " open." you opened your mouth and he pushed his 2 fingers into your mouth, causing your spit to surround them. he nodded before taking them out and sliding them down your naked body, rubbing your clit in rough circles which cause you to moan in suprise.

he brought his ringed fingers to your entrance, so slick with arousal that his middle- and ring fingers slid into you like a dream, you clenched around his digits, "so fucking wet f'me, hm?" he chuckled against your neck as he stilled his fingers inside of you. your back arching off the bed, "i love you s'much,but im not done baby.."

"please..." you whined, and he slowly started pumping his long fingers in and out of you, he arched his fingers until he felt his them bump against the spongy spot inside of you, your legs starting to twitch, moaning loudly at each movement.

he let out a chuckle, now continuing to move with more purpose and confidence, arching his fingers as your walls slowly clenched around him, looking up to see his girl's face twisted in bliss.

your hand twisting in his hair, softly tugging told him enough, causing him to slightly pick up your pace as you stuttered "i-i'm c-c-"

"shhh..." he mumbled against your neck, "just let it happen... so good f'me..."

he continued moving his fingers inside of you until you let out a loud moan of his name, arching your back off the bed, your walls clenching around his fingers so tightly it felt like he had imprisoned them inside of her. he slowed down his movements but didn't halt them, he pulled them out and trapped her head in between his arms, he looked down at her flushed and red face, kissing her hardly before he reached down and grabbed his hard cock, lining up with her entrance and pushing in slowly, he felt her wet walls surround him, swallowing him whole. you both opened your mouths in the kiss, moaning loudly.

"j-jj..fuck." you stuttered out with a breathy moan, he pulled out before slamming back down into you. he groaned, his head falling into your chest. he grabbed your wrists and pinned them underneath his hands, pushing hardly inside of your pussy, sliding easily in and out from the wetness.

you were sure he would leave marks by how hard he was gripping your wrist while slamming into you with force, you moaned loudly each time he thrusted into you. He fucked you with a force you were familiar with. The headboard repeatedly slammed against the wall as he used it to steady himself and he slammed against you. After a couple of thrusts, he started to connect with your g-spot. You moaned incoherently, barely able to get anything out.

Of course JJ noticed, “is that it baby?”All you could do was nod in response.You felt so good around him. He felt his arms would give out any second. He leaned in with his face in the crevasse of your neck, he gripped a firm hand behind your head as he rolled his hips against you.Your legs wrapped around him, begging for him to be as deep as he could be inside you.

He knew he wouldn’t last much longer. Not with you underneath him.“M’gonna cum,” JJ brought one hand to your clit, “want you to cum with me.” he moaned, “I’m so close,” you whined, about to experience your second orgasm.

He quickened his pace and miraculously felt like he was even deeper. His hips started to buck without rhythm as he felt himself started to release inside of you with a loud groan against your neck.

he collapsed onto of you, he heard your heart drumming against your chest, the same as his. he let out breathy pants, pulling out of you and rolling onto his side, wrapping his sweaty arms around your waist and mumbling into your neck.

" love you s'much.."

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INTRODUCING...MAYBANK!READER

ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ maybank!reader who was only a year younger than jj, but honestly you would think the two of them were twins. yes, she looks like she's 19. jj was not the only one who was physically abused by luke maybank, she and jj did have to go through that unil he- thankfully- left the island to god knows where.

maybank!reader who didn't take relationships seriously, like she had a choice- no pogue on pogue macking- and she was not going to date any other boy on the island, all of them were either fuckboys or just bitchy kooks that she hated to the core! like rafe cameron, topper all those 'fuckers'. if she had to date anyone on this island, it'd be pope.

maybank!reader who actually introduced pope to the group, in 6th grade she was sat beside him in math class when she literally didnt know how to add these numbers (she's got a jj brain), pope kindly helped her and they walked out together, john b and jj came up- asked who he was, then they immediately clicked, boom!

maybank!reader who knew pope wasn't good with girls, she'd always known he had a thing for her and maybe kie, and she wasn't mad at all- she also wasn't gonna be the one to confront him, or tease him about it. jj and john b do that. he was a teenage boy that hung out with two girls constantly. it was bound to happen ; hormones.

maybank!reader who’s best friend in the entire world is kiara carrera. she’s the whole reason kie even became a part of the friend group. they did everything together : shared clothes , worked the same shifts at the wreck , went to the same protests on the mainland , told each other everything. if you saw one , the other wasn’t far behind. kie was always the one to scold her if she pulled a jj stunt.

maybank!reader who is actually crazy, she has sides where she's calm, quiet when nothings happening or if shes not around the pogues. need someone to climb into a hole when looking for treasure? she wont hesitate, though jj literally wont shut up when shes down there "you still there?", "you didn't get eaten by a- i dont know, snake right?"

DRABBLES

how pope and maybank!reader met in 6th grade

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how maybank!reader met pope in 6th grade.

2016, 6TH GRADE

your feet were hovering over the floor under the school desk, your eyes trained on today's math assignment, god why does math exist? you didn't know, and you and jj already talked about somehow kidnapping the creator of it (delusional). "okay, 10 minutes left students!" mrs.smith's voice was just a pathetic reminder of where you were. school, ew. i mean its better than home, but still- why school? you cant even do anything except learn about things that you'll forget in about a year, i mean- in your brain.

you flipped the piece of paper, next page- one page left. i got this. long division, great. your eyes flicked to the paper close to yours, the kid beside you- was it peter?, no..something with a p, you forgot. he was already finished, tapping his pencil against the desk with gentle taps.

you sighed, leaning away from the paper which caused pope to move his eyes to you with the defeated sigh that didn't go unnoticed, you lifted your fingers in front of your face and started counting them, but when you lost count you dropped them into your lap and looked around the room at the abundance of posters.

"you need help?" the boy beside you asked quietly so he wouldn't disturb the classroom. you turned your head away from the posters to look at him, you were glad he asked- you knew he was smart and he seemed like a good kid, though you really didn't know his name.

"yeah.." your voice was hushed, but it was almost nervous, you were in 6th grade and you didn't know how to do long division. pope smiled and leaned up towards your paper, pointing his finger at the numbers, explaining how to do the problem. why is he so smart?

about 6 minutes later, the bell rang and the sounds of chairs fastly scraping the marble floor, kids shouting, backpacks getting flung over people shoulders. you got the boy's name, its pope, interesting. you flung your backpack over your shoulder and was about to start walking until pope came up and walked beside you, "whenever you need help with that math stuff, just ask me, kay?" he looked over at you while walking out of the door by your side.

you smiled at his kindness, "m'kay! thank yo-" you were cut off by jj's hands shaking your shoulders from behind with john b's laughs beside him, you flinched and pope looked back at the two boys, "ha scared ya, whos this?" he didn't say it in a mean way, he just didn't usually see you with boys, john b looked away from you and at the boy beside you, pope smiled and looked at jj first, "m'pope, i'm from her math class"

"huh, thats cool- well, if your friends then your sitting with us, duh" pope was left dumbfounded when john b spoke, of course ,they were kids- they didn't give two craps about how long they knew a person for them to sit at their table, jj was just glad that his sister actually made a friend.

this song gives off this fic vibes

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JJ MAYBANK MASTERLIST

JJ's song!

ONESHOTS

𝜗𝜚girl next door- just two neighbors with family problems and love for one another.

𝜗𝜚 completely and utterly hopeless- vampire!jj

𝜗𝜚 doin' time- jj x john b smut

BLURBS

𝜗𝜚 so much

𝜗𝜚teenaged side

𝜗𝜚I'm just helpin' out

𝜗𝜚camp counselor!jj

𝜗𝜚tree hearts

𝜗𝜚tackling w/john b

𝜗𝜚fishing frenzy

MISC.

𝜗𝜚texts with bsf!jj

𝜗𝜚 junk journal!

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nothing yet!

READERS!

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𝜗𝜚pogue!reader

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he’s so sassy, I love him I want him to be bossy to me🙏

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CAN'T A GIRL JUST DO THE BEST SHE CAN?

ABIGAIL SHE HER EIGHTEEN

ִֶָ𓂃⊹ ִֶָ abbie. eighteen. lana del rey . jj maybanks girl. music whisperer. frank ocean summer. clouds & sunsets. daydreaming. billie eilish. beach in mid summer. rudy pankow's wife. short n' sweet. hit me hard and soft. me and my fucking mascara against the world. outer banks. sabrina carpenter. tyler the creator.

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JOHN B ROUTLEDGE MASTERLIST

john bs song!

ONESHOTS

𝜗𝜚 doin' time- jj x john b smut

MISC.

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READERS!

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does anyone wanna be friends? like genuine friends(mutuals) bc all my fucking friends suck.😭 and people on here are so real and I finally relate to people! So, idc bout ages, just not children(duh)💕 so, message me if your interested. maybe check my “about me” page, if you wanna get to know SOME stuff.

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KIARA CARRERA MASTERLIST

kie's song!

ONESHOTS

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READERS!

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TEENAGED SIDE - BLURB

pairing: dad!husband!jj x young!mom reader

synopsis: kind of an au?, jj and reader were pogues, now older, parents to a 7 year old girl, and married; late nights with family.

a/n- i was playing a card game with my fam when visiting today! so this popped into my head. please like or repost if you enjoyed this :)

warnings: mentions of sexual behaviour, fluff

"how is this fair?" jj threw his hands up, the 4 uno cards falling onto the wooden table, he wasn't upset- just wanted to get you or his daughter to give him a snarky reply that he could laugh at- or tease either of them with in the following days. chloe; your daughter, crossed her tanned arm; claimed from jj begging for beach days every weekend, looked over at her dad and tilted her head, a serious but adorable look on her face, she wetted her dry lips, speaking " maybe, you just suck at this game, dad." yeah, not very snarky, but hey- she's 7 years old. you smirked, rolling your head to look over at jj. he was already looking at you, probably the marks he left on your neck last nigh- okay, anyway, " yeah babe, you do suck, doesn't he chlo?"

jj finally looked back at his daughter, throwing a hand to his chest with mock hurt, " you both wound me" he sighed dramatically, looking back to you. " and you, missy, you are supposed to defend me" he spoke,pointing a finger at you with a sly, amused smirk. you rolled your eyes playfully, smiling. before you could reply, chloe yawned.

you looked away from jj, eyes focused onto your daughters tired face. " you gettin' sleepy, darling?" she nodded, resting the side of her face on her palm, blonde locks flowing down to where the ends reach the table. "uh oh, shes gonna get all grumpy" jj whispered way too loudly, with a playful look in his eyes as they looked at your daughter.

"oh shut it, dad.." she replied, looking up at him with a tired but annoyed expression. jj chuckled lightly, " just like your mother" he got up from his chair, walking over to the kitchen towards the cabinet. " dads gonna get your melatonin, baby, go get it" you said, patting her arm twice before getting up as well. she groaned over dramatically before lazily getting up and walking towards jj. jj opened the melatonin bottle and got out 1 vitamin. " really don't want ya comin' into our room in the middle of the night, sweetheart" he spoke, referring to the night before when he was literally on top of you- biting and sucking on your neck- both naked when she opened the door and, thank the lords the sheets were up. you told her to wait out of the room and both of you got dressed- she went to sleep easily with you- all that.

" oh, yeah, for sure- gotta be a woman and sleep on your own sometimes." you spoke, trying to convince her she's old enough to sleep on her own- her room is down the hallway anyway. " i know mom, i will.." you nodded, standing beside jj. she chewed on the melatonin, swallowing it before walking over to you, " can ya carry me?" you sighed, your teenaged stubbornness kicking in but you fought it, " yeah, yeah, c'mere" jj shook his head in amusement. he knew how you were with carrying things- when you had to carry groceries in the teen years- you stuffed it into his hands, before trying to carry something less heavy, it was cute.

jj smacked your ass when you turned to walk upstairs, " ow, dude!" you scoffed, but chuckled after and chloe whispered into your ear, " do it back!" you nodded before leaning over and smacking his ass, he jerked forward, " ow!, jeez- i didn't do it that hard!" he looked over his shoulder at you, narrowing his eyes playfully. chloe giggled and you turned to walk up the stairs. " this aint over, babe!" jj yelled from the kitchen, still smiling as he leaned against the counter, his ass still stinging.

these were his favorite times, when the teenaged side of him came back with you, it happened a lot and he loved it.

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