#aaaah shiiiiit boi

[jossujb]

Oh no, I suddenly realized that a Finnish 1998 song Pieni murhapolttaja = “Little Arsonist” by Sanna ja lapset fits Jack way, way, way too well :,,,,,C

The song about a small boy called Pauli, who plays with matches and intentionally sets things on fire and people die because of it. The second verse tells how he always got only cheap fake love when he was small and his fiery emotions were never returned with affection. The chorus asks who loves a little arsonist, who belongs behind the bars before he turns five.

In the bridge Pauli’s parents lay him down on bed and lock the door on his room. Then they spread gasoline and his mother sets the room fire.

And that kinda hit me now like shit ton of bricks hooooly shiiiiit aaaah I can’t :CCCC

About the song itself, Finland has very relaxed rules when it comes to lyrics, so this is stuff that legit was what I listened 1998. It was on listeners votin list and won, I know this song was in like cd’s geared at preteens. Mostly cos it sounds very happy, it has a child chorus and all that and yet it’s like absolutely horrifying.

[slayerlevampire]

🎶In this town, don't be fuckin' round now, everybody's waiting for the next surprise🎶

Fuckin great Halloween everybody!

I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone!

No, thanks to you Jack! Shit, without your brilliant leadership-

Not at all, Mayor!

Hold it! We haven't given out the damn prizes yet! Our first award goes to the vampires for most blood drained in one evening!

A frightening and fuckin great mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches-

Fuckin' mornin' gents!

Jack? Are you home, you bastard?

Jaaaack! I've got the plans for the next badass Halloween! I need to go over them with you so we can get this shit started!

Jack please I'm only an elected official here I can't make the fuckin decisions by myself!

Jack, answer me- SHIT FUCK DAMMIT AAAAAH

He's not home

Where the fuck is he?

He hasn't been home all night.

Aaaah shiiiiit...

Stand the fuck aside! Coming through!

We've got to find Jack! There's only 365 days left until next Halloween, like shit!

364

Is there any-fucking-where we've forgotten to check?

IT'S TIME TO SOUND THE FUCKIN ALARMS HOLY FUCK

Did anyone think to drench the damn lake?

Where the fuck have you been?

Call a town meeting and I'll tell everyone all about it!

Shit, when??

Immediately!

Town meeting! Got a fuckin town meeting tonight!

What a badass idea! This Christmas sounds fun. I fully endorse, let's try it at once!

Be fucking patient, everyone. Jack has a special job for each of us. Dr. Finkelstein, your Christmas assignment is ready as hell. Dr. Finkelstein to the front of the bloody line!

How badass and horrible our Christmas will be!

No, how jolly!

Oh, how fuckin jolly our Christmas will be.

THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Jack, Jack, it's Oogie's Boys, what the fuck!?

Next bitch!

Next bitch! (Again)

🎶Making Christmas making Christmas, it's fucking fine!🎶

Think of us as you soar triumphantly through the sky, outshining every damn star. Your silhouette a dark blot on the moon! You who are our pride, you who are our glory, you who have frightened billions of bitches into an early grave! You who have, eh, devastated the souls, of the, living-

I knew this Christmas thing was a shitty idea. I felt it in my gut. Holy shit folks. The worst tragedy of our times. Jack has been blown to fuckin smithereens. Fuckin awful, shitty news.

The king of Halloween has been blown to fucking bits. Skeleton Jack is now a pile of dust.

Jack, holy shit, Jack!

There he is, alive!

Just like we said!

Grab the fucking rope my boy!

🎶It's really fucking strange🎶

I took way too much time out of my night to do this but here~

TNBC but the mayor swears at least once for each and every single one of his lines. Yes, even when he's singing