#a-jinxed-directory

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I put on Black Butler. Saraphine (or, well. They prefer the title God but for sake of less confusion stating that name here.) and Coithil rocket to front so hard the body physically has to catch itself. Help. -Alsius, the Beanpod System

OH MY GOD

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Also some nonsense that happened at a point previous. I know we mentioned Jinx is technically a fusion between myself and Torvah (only once like SO long ago. But nonetheless.). There was the bouncing around of the thought of “What if all three. At once.”

Starlight typically keeps to his own realm elsewhere popping in when either summoned or to fuck around. Torvah slipped off to see him one day.

The next? There they (Jinx) are. Torvah had brought up the concept to Starlight and before they could even really elaborate that absolute mad lad was already doing things. So now. We have both components and result.

The Boy:tm: (Jinx’s (and also my as an individual) partner outside of the system) at one point brought up the concept of Torvah and I doing The Thing and there being two of Jinx. And the concept of Jinx^2.

I randomly remembered these things and wished to share. -Alsius, The Beanpod System

nice gdjhdjk

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the king dragon line is funny because i am scheduled to die by dragon. -virven

well then, king dragon sends his regards. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuByMZzLxpM

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the physical body in and of itself got upset at me for daring to put a vegetable (several rather) in it after we haven’t so much as looked at one in maybe two months. i have been accused of throwing off the balance of nature. i am a fucking firbolg druid if anyone knows the balance of nature it is going to be me. the audacity. -virven 🦌

KDJAGHDSAKJHDSAGKSJDGSDKJ TFW YOU’RE SO STARVED OF NUTRIENTS A VEGETABLE MAKES YOU SICK

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Additional note, the party adores him because they do like a typically cranky but soft on the inside personality. He’s so excited to hurt them and it’s honestly really funny. -Alsius, The Beanpod System

king dragon sends his regards

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Virven, resident firbolg druid who gets to play himself in our DnD group I DM: I cannot wait to hurt them with my death! (He has made plans to die because I said if he did, he would ascend to being a lesser idol/minor deity. He’s already made a cleric (which I essentially told him “fuck it just make yourself a waifu, fuck it” and honestly love the character he’s made. 10/10.) -Alsius, the Beanpod System

IM SORRY I LOST IT AFTER “FUCK IT JUST MAKE YORUSELF A WAIFU, FUCK IT” AND HAD TO RECOVER FROM LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES OR SO BEFORE I COULD COME BACK TO THE LAPTOP

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Y’all know what’s wack? Getting a fictive of your main antagonist for a dnd campaign you’re running. I’ve had an npc come in before under similar circumstance (which, said fictive rather enjoys playing himself, and it’s one less thing I personally have to manage), but holy shit. (Also. I’m running 3 campaigns at once. Help) ~Jinx, the beanpod system, we haven’t submitted in a while hello again my good beans

ADGSKLJHDSKJADGSHDSKJDGSH OH NOOOOOOOOO

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I split and thus wasn’t a person for like three weeks (there is so much to unpack but the gist of it is basically I’m a fusion a la Steven universe, two halves are alsius and Torvah) and while I was Gone al n the boy got involved with dnd (our campaign hasn’t started yet but!!!!) and tbh al set up a great character for me to come back to. it put together its taste and Torvah’s and well that’d also add up to mine so I am v enthused by the dumbass tiefling sorcerer I’ve been blessed with ~Jinx

THATS AWESOME

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Me: playing Mined Crafté:tm:, making a giant island // Nate, upon coming into the living room of headspace and seeing this: fucking superb u funky little crafter, also can I lay on your tiddies // (let it be known that Nate *really* likes tiddies (regardless of whomstve the tiddies belong to, any and all tiddies. he doesn’t discriminate) for some reason and also fell tf asleep several times when I let him) -Jinx (the beanpod system)

i mean. titties make good pillows.

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One ridiculous happening: starlight even showing up because several millennia ago I thought that bitch got thanos’d from existence. Another one: my bitchass did the same thing he did somehow. Yet another one: I’ve known The Boy™️ for more than one lifetime, confirmed. Yet Another ‘Nother One: would you believe me if the getting wiped from existence thing has happened not once, but twice and failed. Another One™️: adopting Hitoshi as my own child ~Jinx (ya get five bc character limits)

AFDKSAFHDKADAHFKJ

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Apparently the near impossible happens to jinx so much their boyfriend was 100% gonna believe it was them while I was fronting and going on about how many times I’ve fallen has resulted in some explosion (among other things). It took me mentioning I put three bags of tea in a cup and then 2 for him to realize it wasn’t them. Which I mean, not a bad thing, we been knew they attract the impossible, but also holy shit. -Starlight of the beanpod system

PLEASE TELL YOUR 10 MOST RIDICULOUS STORIES, JINX

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Nate, controlling the body for the first time and also first voluntary switch in a long ass time: adds new brush to sai, dicks around with that brush and absolutely flexes, while at the same time GOING ONE LAYER AND NO GUIDELINES // Me (Jinx, and one normally drawing), in the background: F E A R A N D A D M I R A T I O N // (also habbee late birthday to y’alls physical being I hope it went well shdkhskch)

SDSKJSSGHGJK (also it did thank you)

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RELEVANT TO LAST ASK I SENT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF DRAWING MORNINGSTAR'S HAIR AND IT WAS AT A POINT IT WAS QUITE A BIT SHORTER THAN IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN, I MENTION THAT LENGTH LOOKED KINDA CUTE WITH THE INTENTION TO KEEP ON AS I HAD BEEN, AND I GO TO LOOK AT THE BASTARD MAN AND HE'S SUDDENLY CUT HIS HAIR. HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. MAD LADS ATTRACT OTHER MAD LADS I GUESS?? -jinx of the beanpod system

MAD LADS ATTRACT OTHER MAD LADS IS THE BEST SLOGAN I’VE EVER HEARD

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me, drawing morningstar: how the fuck to legs work // morningstar: they take you places // me, later: hOW THE FUCK DO KNEES WORK // morningstar, sinnimon roll he is: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)// cut to me, just fuckign screaming -jinx of the beanpod system

OH MY GOD