#a sunny dragonix on a stroll

[witchofthesouls]

more of the starscream and baby beastformers, optimus fawning over the little babies while starscream watches, his feelings about it is up to you

Pfffft, Starscream would feel so proud of his little beasties for getting Prime's affectionate attention.

Optimus: What precious sparklings. They are the new generation, our future, no matter their beginnings.

The rest of the Autobots watching Undertow (the Deinosuchus) making a really good attempt to death-roll the solid Glove of Playtime Optimus wears to ensure no new gouges as they rethink their Prime's fondness for deadly things: Sure boss...

Miko and Raf are having the time of their lives with metal Utrahraptor as they guide Quickstrike with a laser pointer to see how high she can jump.

Jack is sweating because he doesn't like that sharp, reptilian look from the baby Predacon lounging over Starscream's lap like a cat. (Tempest can smell the grease from tiny not-prey as she nudges for more scratches from Starscream.)

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*with a tiny microphone * bank what's your favourite dinosaurs?

Banks doesn't know what dinosaurs are. Also, he's on his way to tell Doc about some weird intruders.

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Sheriff: Hank and I don’t use pet names. 2bdamned : I see. Hey, what do bees make? Sheriff: Honey? Hank: Yes, dear? Sheriff: 2bdamned : Don't ever lie to my face again

Sheriff stared at Doc for a moment, before bolting and picking up hank. "The fuck- what's Goin on, Cow-bear?!" Sheriff just ran after. "Shut up!" the Cowboy cried.

2Bdamned shook his head and turned to Deimos, then held out his hand. "pay up." the techie grumbled, before pulling a ten dollar bill from his overcoats pocket, and putting it in Docs hand. "yeah yeah.." he grumbled before standing and walking away, grumbling.

2BDamned shook his head. "im too old for this shit..."

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hope you enjoyed it!

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Sheriff, pointing: May I sit there? Hank : That's my lap Sheriff: That doesn't answer my question, Sheriff .

Feel free to add on lol

here you go! sorry if any of em sound off.

the cover art is mine.

[witchofthesouls]

tfp idea, or in which the autobots find starscream with a hissy, squrimy beastformer sparklings (preferably a dromeosaurs of some kind), and get shock that starscream is actually very soft and good with babies.

(Okay, this is the initial scene where a few 'bots + Miko meets Starscream and his dinos. Do they agree with his methods? No. Is it effective and far less traumatizing than it could go? Definitely.

So the babies are babies to Cybertronians. Weird ones but still babies. But absolutely huge compared to humans. )

"Hey, guys, you're not going to believe what I found!"

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Miko was perched upon Bulkhead’s shoulder, watching the epic battle between two metal mini-behemoths. A crocodilian and a raptor circled each other in the dirt. The raptor’s tail twitched, the long panels lining it and along its arms rippled and fanned in a strange amalgamation between feathers and scales. The crocodile rumbled in response, slower than its nimble opponent but far heavier as they were engaged in the ancient art of tug-of-war.

The oil drum between them groaned in protest, bending out of shape from the pressure.

"Scree!" Even across the empty field, the cry was absolutely ear-piercing as the reluctantly coaxed patient squirmed in Starscream’s grip and upon the makeshift medical station of a flattened boulder.

“Hush now. It’s a check-up. It won’t hurt.” It was hard to believe that not only Starscream went rogue, but somehow, someway became a daddy to dinos, but even as a witness, she never thought the Decepticon could have an almost gentle tone.

“Scree!”

“Must you hover us?” Ratchet was curt, hands trying to reach over.

“My hovering, as you put it, is the only thing keeping your servos whole and not a chew toy.” Starscream snapped. Despite the warnings of Decepticon lies, Miko absolutely believed him. That may be the shortest Cybertronian she’d seen, limbs rounded and armor far more simple than the others, even the horns were stubby upon the small helm with the longer set curving over a chubby face, but in the distance, Miko could spot the jutted and jagged fangs out of that mouth and the intense, slitted stare on Ratchet’s hands.

At that point, the barrel gave up and tore apart, bleeding chunks of Energon crystals, which the metal dinosaur babies, Miko had no other way to detail them, began to wolf down.

Ratchet immediately pressed his advantage when the dragon kid’s gaze turned away.

This, Miko firmly thought, was the coolest student exchange ever.

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Ratchet found the ports along the sparkling’s neck, digits jacking into them, and her struggles died as he used medical overrides to access everything.

If she didn’t like him before, then this cemented it.

“Sta-scree!” Her mouth was crowded by denta and it caused a lisp, but that word was definitely understandable as she utterly tried to reject Ratchet and dug deep into Starscream’s EM field, frightened and angry.

The other two sparklings heard the fear and immediately abandoned the treats, but partway through the charge, their energy flagged as they both dropped to the ground.

“Right on schedule,” Starscream commented.

“You drugged them!?” Ratchet hounded, even as he brought up the sparkling’s firewalls and anti-virals and scanned her entire systems, looking for damage from the insistent diet of raw crystals and ores. Surprisingly, nothing.

“I wasn’t going to let your troops bumble into my hideout, and you weren’t going let me into your base.” Starscream hissed back, wingspan flaring, even as his field twanged and curled over the distressed sparkling, trying to soothe her from the first medical check up- a real one, at least. “This was the compromise I could come up with at short notice. Tempest understands. The other two? Not so much. So they can have a full tank and a short nap or reinforced muzzles and inhibitor collars, and only one of those options is acceptable to me.”

As much as it galled him, the flyer was right. These three were unlike any sparklings Ratchet had treated: highly mobile in their alt-modes and capable of using their provided weaponry. It may not be transformative systems of blasters and swords, but Bulkhead could testify to the crocodile’s powerful bite force as it tried to wrestle the toy away and they’ve seen the raptor’s use of its large, deadly talon on its strange pede as it gouged trees, rockfaces, and steel.

The sparklings he was used to were far more dependent on caretakers and slow to develop their systems and frames.

Tempest sniffled between them, and their standoff was interrupted by the all-clear and completed updates he received. 

“With the limitations you had, she needed only minor updates and is fully functional.” It wasn’t an apology, but it was close enough and Starscream tensely nodded.

“Get ready to step away when you disengage.”

The moment he released her systems, Ratchet immediately backed up, just in time for that serrated denta to miss him. Tempest hissed and transformed back into her Predacon alt-mode, darting to Starscream’s side with her wingspan raised high and wide, pink optics blazing.

First visits were always the worst. Hopefully, the other two would stay asleep.

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how would your sheriff react to bank?

Also not sure if you would like to here how my version of sheriff would react or so plz do tell

Well, my Sheriff is just the canon Sheriff.

Good thing he didn't live long enough to find out about Banks, because if he saw Wimbletwins, he would have been like, "THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!" probably. If he knew how Banks was, he still would not be a fan. I mean, a brother to HANK? Not fun. Probably will still avoid at all costs, even if Banks doesn't really care about the Sheriff at all.

(Just a quick aside, I want to really make clear that Banks is NOT a Hanksona.

He is not a Hank, he is a Wimbleton. Big difference! Just mentioning this because I've had some people confused about it before.)

As for your version of the reaction, you can reply about it in this ask if you'd like!

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@a-sunny-dragonix-on-a-stroll

HEADPHONE WARINING!

here you go! i added on to it, i hope you don’t mind-

also who invited him to play? HE ALWAYS CHEATS-

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Hank: sheriff, why's jeb covered in feathers? Sheriff: oh it must be that time of the month again Hank: huh? Sheriff: so you know how jebus has the artifact halo thing on his head 24/7 Hank: yeah? Sheriff: on of it's side effect is him growing wings every week of the month,sometimes he controls it sometimes he doesn't, today is one of the times he doesn't , so he'll act like a bird and horde shiny stuff and chase tricky around Hank: yikes, that sounds like hell Sheriff: cuz it is, but on the flip side it's fun to see him chrip at shiny objects

OH MY GOD ITHOUGHT THIS WAS MY MAIN BLOG- SHIT

Hank looked at The Sheriff for a moment, before a smile crossed his tattered face. Sheriff just looked at him with knowing eyes. "hank... what are you planning..?"

Hank only smiled "I have an idea." Sheriff sighed. "spit it out them."

Hank leaned into the mans ear and whispered something. the sheriff smiled when he was done. "hank, you are one hellvua cruel bastared, you know that?" Hank only gave the other man a knowing look.

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Jeb walked through the halls of H.Q. it was that time of month and it was having quite the hard time controlling his urges, had had made a nest with anything shiny he could find.

when he turned the corner he froze. there was Deimos with a shiny coat on. the techie turned to him and waved. "oh, hey jeb!" Jebadiah just stared. and Deimos was getting worried.

"uh, you okay there-" Deimos was cut off as Jebadiah squawked and ran at him biting into the jacket. "AH OW! WHAT THEFUCK! HANK! HELP ME- SAN! SANFORD HELP MEEEEEEE he ran with jeb still on his tail.

Hank and the Sheriff burst out laughing from the corner. "hank! you- pftt, magnificent bitch haha!" sheriff calmed himself. "what- what made you think of that idea thought?"

Hank looked back at him. "the cunt aet the last of the cheese puffs."

Sheriff just stared at him for the rest of the night.

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@a-sunny-dragonix-on-a-stroll 

heres your latest request! had fun working on it!

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@a-sunny-dragonix-on-a-stroll

here ya go! heres my interpratation on what the hell went down.

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prompt time, sheriff and phobos having casual exes fights while the rest of the gang watching in either amusement or concern, phobos decided to say something fucked about church and jorge(sheriff's adopted kids) , cue sheriff's beating him up with a crowbar, the gang's reaction is up to you lol

it's shit, but here you go.

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Sheriff : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Hank : Okay. Sheriff : And make out during the scary parts. Hank : Th- Hank : The scary parts. Hank : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

one peice of audio, for your entertainment! sorry if anything's off, i had to move rooms for my setup, and i haven't done the voices alot recently! but here you go!

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2bdamned: Sheriff, with hank cuddling up to him like a cat: yeah? 2bdamned: do i even need to ask? Sheriff : oh, he just turned on to cat mode 2bdamned: what the fuck does that even mean?? Sheriff: idk, ask him 2bdamned: hank- Hank: no 2bdamned: hank you have to get up you have a mission to complete- Hank: noo 2bdamned: you little bitch- Sheriff: well this is amusing 2bdamned: stfu Sheriff: proves my point haha

here you go! i didn't really follow teh script, but i think you'll like it!

also doc's voice is ass. i need to work on it.

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just hank and sheriff simping for 2bdamned new voice

Go crazy with it lol

i did go crazy, though there isn't much simping, but hey! i think it turned out well. quick note, some parts are lower mic quality because i forgot to plug my mic in, but still, here you go, pal!

also, the part where tricky falls was real, i was tripped on my bed.

im fine tho

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Deimos: Is there a cactus were your heart should?

Sheriff: What's up your ass this morning?

Sanford: *casually exists deimos room* hey!

Sheriff:...

Sheriff: hmm, nevermind

Hank, who's drinking coffee: *chokes*

i really had a fun time doing this one!

sanford is hard to do-

there also was a cut jeb line, he says "how sinful." but i cut it because it just felt wrong to keep in.

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Do with this as you will lmao

Sheriff: hank? Oh Don't even get me started on that fucker Hank : *pauses* Sheriff : a complete menace? Check! A huge asshole with no regard to others safety? Check! Complete and utter piece of shit? FUCKING CHECK!! hank: *slowly walks up to sheriff* Sheriff : AND IF I HAD ENOUGH POWER I WOULD'VE THROWN HIS DUMBASS OFF OF ThE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN NEVADA AND BREAK ALL OF HIS FUCKING BONES MYSELF- Hank, grabbing sheriff by the hips: Funny, i Don't remember you saying that last night,y'know, when you were crying like a whore over my dick Sheriff: ............ Hank, yanking sheriff: excuse us for a minute- Sheriff : *flustered angry screaming* ~~~later~~~ Deimos: ..... Sheriff: ...... Deimos: so what happened to your neck- Sheriff, cocking a gun at his head:S H U T-

here you go, it's not the best, as i just woke up at 10AM but yeah.

also trying something hew with the hank voice.