#a small wee accident on the bedsheets? pshaw toss it in the wash. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

elodieunderglass · 10 months ago

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Urine for sure, like many other parents have mentioned. Perhaps we are all picturing clean baby urine, but it is certainly something that comes up, and in the context it is not worth worrying about.

Blood is also the least of one’s worries in this context, but it’s just so much more annoying for laundry.

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

#source: have three small nosebleed prone children #one simply resigns oneself to having stained sheets.#a small wee accident on the bedsheets? pshaw toss it in the wash.#it’s nothing.#we have a mattress protector anyway.#but one doesn’t put a waterproof barrier on pillowcases #and therefore one will inevitably decide that Blood is Worse because it has a high chance of spoiling a nice pillow #while children’s wee is just a fact of natures #less diseases also.#I think in a sexy adult context I’d prefer blood in context #though in like an emergency stranger first aid context #I’m not sure!!!!#maybe still blood?#clearly here it’s forgiven if it’s from a baby but an adult stranger urine feels rancid #hmm

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