#a shark answers

[rotshi]

Hey, Shadow, do you like Sonic's Werehog form?

Which werehog form? 😏

[sharkgirldick]

I think they laced every weed gummy I've ever had with slutweed...

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

*reads the most current fairy answer*

all that came to mind was the “I’m gonna take a nap!” Clip with the kid and his dad

Sun: *angry* I gonna take a nap!

Y/N: you wanna take a nap?

sun: I gonna take a nap here!

Y/N: ok, you can take a nap

sun: *angey stress boi* mmmgood niiight!!

I was compelled QwQ

[tryintheirbest]

reblog for bigger sample size :)

[shardkn1ght]

Here is my outfit submission for gendy leo UwU

YIIIPPPPEEEE!!!!

GENDERFLUID LEO DRAWING TIME!!

I am making the rest don’t worry!

Look at her! She’s so freaking cute!

[missterious-figure]

da feesh (i love the merboys <333)

Feeeshh

(Thank you! I'm glad you like them)

[chronicallyleggless]

Shark userboxes! (Full pack)

Sorry if I used a wrong image for one of the sharks!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

How would Bleiss react shark Jaune and how would she try to seduce him?

Weiss: Eh! You smell like the Docks!

Bleiss: That's the point~ There's no way for him to resist me now~

~~~~~

Bleiss: Hello Stud~

Jaune: *Nasally* Oh. Hey Bleiss.

Bleiss: Huh? What's with your voice Darling?

Jaune: Oh, Allergies. I can't smell a thing!

Bleiss: Dammit.

Jaune: Hmm?

Bleiss: Oh, noth-

Blake: Bleiss! Great! I need to talk to you really Badly~

Bleiss: What- Let go of me Ki-

Neon: No, I have something really Important to tell you!

Bleiss: *Realizing her mistake* ... Oh No.

~~~~~

Bleiss:

[mimi-croissant]

Reblog after answering there IS a correct answer

[opashoo]

i wanted to attack you on artfight but unfortunately got too busy with life so sadly i didnt get the chance to 😔 but despite that i decided to just make two of our ocs interact each other as a gift! :D i really love the rook's story and design!

a slugpup made her way towards the rook, handing over what appears to be a lilypuck and a cherrybomb neatly wrapping around the stem. it doesn't seem to be something that could use for a weapon but it's a piece of art! even with those sightless eyes a hint of excitement and admiration twinkled in them. she's proud of her piece and wanted to show the slugcat her talent in craftmanship!

!!! I am absolutely in love with this!! Rook doesn't have much of a head for the arts, but even they know something precious when they see it (It's your slugpup and her art!) Rook spends so much time at the edge of the colony, on their own and away from other slugcats, I'm sure they would love if someone went out of their way to meet them.

I meant to attack you too, but I got so caught up trying to keep up with all my revenges that I ran out of time. I'm still planning on it, you'll never see it coming!

[chainsxwsmile]

Bonnethead sharks are the only omnivorous shark species (discovered so far)- they eat sea grass! Maybe Bruce could ask one for advice on a fish-free diet?

“It would be a lot more convenient to eat sea grass instead of meat (or fish, for obvious reasons). Nowadays, I prefer to only scavenge sea birds and mammals— waste not, want not, eh? But being able to live off of sea grass would definitely help keep down those cravings. Shame I wasn’t born a Bonnethead instead of a Great White.”

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

hiii i just read "your melon bread" fic of denji and IT'S SO GOOD (i smashed the follow button immediately lol)

and i saw your asks are open so can i request a part 2 of it where the next day when denji, aki and power are patrolling the town and they walked pass a bakery and denji remembered what happened yesterday and forced aki to get inside and buy him melon bread but was greeted by the reader who's family owns the bakery (this is my first time requesting so sorry if it gets confusing and feel free to ignore this if u dont want to or if it makes u uncomfortable :3)

and can i be the 🦈 anon thankksss hope u have a good morning/evening/night ^_^

Denji Hayakawa - "Half Your Melon Bread" 2

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Hey 🦈Shark anon! Sorry for the absurdly long delay, but I've finally completed your ask. At first, I was just going to ignore it since “Half Your Melon Bread” was supposed to be a one-off thing, but the more I thought about it, the more I came to like it! —Benny🐰 Part 1

                                                                                                   

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Aki was… perplexed to say the least. The fiend(?) that he had been tasked to watch over hadn't so much as muttered Makima's name since yesterday; it was kind of unsettling. All the blonde idiot seemed to do was stare off into the distance and mutter something about bread.

While the topknot-styled man was a bit relieved that he wasn't being bothered by both of the idiots under his watch; he did grow a bit concerned. It seemed as though Power had as well, judging by the hard stare that she was drilling into the side of the Chainsaw Devil hybrid's head. The strawberry blonde hadn't uttered a word since they left the house; only staring at him in silence with a deep frown on her face.

Denji himself was deep in thought. That stranger… he never got their name; they left before he could ask. He did remember their face though, so he'll definitely thank them when he sees them again and maybe they'd let him touch their chest—

Bonk!

The dirty blonde walked right into a light pole while he was distracted by his thoughts. The boy groaned as he clutched his head in a futile attempt to soothe the pain and the ringing in his ears. As he looked at what he'd run into, he saw a soft yellow light in the corner of his eye. Turning his head, he saw that he, Aki, and Power were standing in front of a bakery.

A bakery… Baking… Bread is baked… Oh! Melon bread! He could get some of that here!

Quickly, Denji walks into the building, ignoring the annoyed protests of the senior devil hunter and cheers for food from the blood fiend. The smell of buttery freshly baked dough immediately permeated his nostrils as he walked through the door. It was a comforting but hunger-inducing smell that had likely not only him, but everyone else in the building heavily salivating.

“Welcome to Chubby Bunny Bakery; I can help you right over here, Sir.”  

A voice from behind the dirty blonde draws his attention from observing the bakery's interior and to the order station.

The devil man's eyes widen as he sees the figure standing behind the display case. It was the stranger from yesterday in the park! They were holding onto a sheet pan of cookies; sliding the display case glass backing to the side and putting the pan of cookies inside.

“It's you!”  

Denji exclaims as he, rather rudely, points at them; finger only inches from their face due to how close he already was.

The stranger stares at him for a bit before they chuckles and gently grab his wrist to pull his hand down. They grab a small menu card from a stack of them that sits next to the register and place it in front of him with a small smile.

“Yes, it's me, bread boy. Did you have anything in mind already? If not, you can look at our menu here to help you decide.”  

The stranger tells him, tapping the menu card between them twice.

“Oh! Uh– melon bread. Pl—”  

The devil man was interrupted by a firm grip on his shoulder flipping him around to face an incredibly annoyed aki. 

“And what money are you going to use to pay for it? Not mine.”  

The raven-haired man asked rhetorically as he glared at the younger boy.

While Aki was talking the stranger came back to the front with a beige wax paper bag in their hand and held it out to the dirty blonde. Denji gingerly took it in his hand, ignoring his superior's irate rantings, and pulled out the glazed treat. He took a hesitant bite and his cheeks flushed a soft pink as the sweet melon flavor washed over his tongue; ignoring the aching in a few of his poorly managed teeth.

The stranger smiled at him before turning to the top-knot-baring man with their hand out expectantly. Aki sighed as he realized that he would be paying for Denji's food after all. Shoving his hand into his back pocket; he takes out his wallet and reluctantly forks over the needed amount, though not before he throws a nasty glare the younger boy's way.

“So, uh, I never got your name. Or gave you mine, really. I'm Denji.”  

The dirty blonde shyly muttered between nibbles of his sweet treat.

The stranger chuckles at his timid demeanor, figuring that he was just feeling a little embarrassed by the fact that he had no money. They rest their chin in the palm of their hand as they look him up and down; thinking about how he kind of reminds them of a dog.

“Well, nice to meet you, Denji. I'm [Name].”  

They introduce themself lazily; taking his hand in theirs and giving it a firm shake.

Suddenly though, the baked treat was snatched from the dirty blonde's hand by a wild Power as she dashed to the door.

“Sharing is caring, henchman!”  

The blood fiend shouts as she is chased out of the door by both males.

[Name] stares at the door for a few seconds before letting out an amused chuckle. What a strange bunch, they thought with a smile.

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[ayyy-imma-ninja]

For uuu!!

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[askthegoodguysclub]

Between all of the members of the group, which one do you like the most? OTHER THAN YOURSELVES.

Mr. Wolf: Little Man! Mr. Snake: a snack Mr. Piranha: Paco Poquito! Mr. Shark: Carlton! Ms. Tarantula: Stripes!

[didi-on-the-side]

sometimes goofy, sometimes serious.

always cute

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[smoken-shark]

"Zukie!" - @darkness-sees-all

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