#a recipe for noise. this woman however insists that she doesn’t slam doors (she does) and watches tv at a normal level (she doesn’t)
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fingertipsmp3 · 9 months ago
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My grandma really came here just to complain about her neighbour
#i will say this neighbour has picked the wrong one to fuck with. my grandma is insane#she’s not scared of confrontation; confrontation is scared of her#okay so for anyone who wants the tea: my grandma’s new next door neighbour is this woman in her early 60s who is a nutritionist#and works from home. she has a massive uncontrolled dog; has ripped out all the carpets and replaced them with wood; and has erected 7 foot#fences around the entire perimeter of the property. no one’s mad about the fences & the floors are her own business; but all of this is#a recipe for noise. this woman however insists that she doesn’t slam doors (she does) and watches tv at a normal level (she doesn’t)#and that her dog doesn’t bark (he does). my grandparents were like ‘fuck it we don’t want to pick the fight’ and they’re getting the walls#soundproofed (they also believe it will help with my granddad’s tinnitus so there is that)#tell me why this woman accosted my granddad this morning to be like ‘how long is this work going to take?? your builder woke me up#this morning’ (the builder started at 9am mind you). my granddad was like ‘it’ll be one more day’ she’s like ‘well i’m not happy’#he’s like ‘okay’ she said ‘don’t you smile at me’. at this point my mouth dropped open. like who SAYS that#these people are getting soundproofing because of you and you have the audacity to complain that the building work woke you up#at a reasonable time. and not only has she never apologised for the noise she causes; she also doesn’t even acknowledge that she’s made it#she’s also accusing just about every man on the street of looking at her whenever she leaves the house which is very rarely#one of these men reckons he hasn’t actually seen her and cannot describe her#i was like ‘okay so she’s batshit crazy. what’s the plan’ my grandma said ‘i think i’m going to let her know what i think of her’#i will not be surprised if this person’s head explodes tbh#personal
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