#a rancher won't go far without finding a few pink plorts
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sbnkalny · 1 year ago
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Finding a mustache on the ground.... A little unnerving.
I know he won't go far without finding a few pink plorts, which can lead a horse to Meat, but you can't make him change his ways. I know who's inside shrek, and It's mildly unnerving.
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seacheesez · 7 days ago
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Slime Rancher Thing - Pink Slime
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Their coral hue is scientifically proven to be the color of cheer.
Diet: Omnivore (Meat, veggies, fruits)
Favorite Food: None
Secret Style: Sparkly
Favorite Toy: Beach ball, "Reduces agitation of nearby slimes, especially pink slimes who love fun in the sun."
Slimeology: Pink Slimes are the most common slime found on the Far, Far Range. They're cheerful, docile, and the easiest of all slimes to ranch. A pink slime will eat anything you put in front of it, though they have no favorite food, and their plorts are the least valuable of all slimes.
Rancher Risks: Not much to worry about with a pink slime. They're soft, squishy, very happy to be around a rancher, and found all over the Range. But because of this, a rancher won't go far without finding a few pink plorts, which can lead to largos, and then…
Plortonomics: Pink Plorts are an excellent "multipurpose generic substance" used to manufacture everything from food products to household cleaners. All over earth, people are eating burgers, sweetening their coffees or scrubbing their floors with pink plort products. That's some serious versatility!
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Like all SRT slimes, the special style (secret Style with a different name) appears instead of a regular slime with a 1/20 ratio, making it rarer but not impossible to find.
Hehe goobers
Slimes/objects shown: Pink slime, Pink plort, Largo base, Pink Gordo.
uhhh idk why but some of the images are pinker than they should be. I really don’t know how or why.
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sbnkalny · 2 years ago
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She's dying,
She is burned from the waist up,
On her arm,
Her ear is burned,
Her eyelashes are burned,
She can't hold things up,
And even with medical advances,
There's no end in sight,
For hamburger lady,
She's been taken aboard our ship, the albatross. From the waist and a green abdomen and neck. its th. When clients ask me to make an arm, I too am a spy. Uhh I dunno Man, I am talking directly into your Ear. Move it, make IT, The shit's stuck! out my Way son! door stuck! door stuck! please! i beg you spare her. No, she can't hold that thing off... Why did you wait two weeks ago And, thanks to medical advances, there is no more solace for you in. There is no end in sight;. Does doomybot is a punk ass bitch when he decided to mooch right after we fed him the Hamburger lady, and because of its stealth and speed
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sbnkalny · 3 years ago
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Pink Slimes are the most common slime found on the Far, Far Range. They're cheerful, docile, and the easiest of all slimes to ranch. A pink slime will eat anything you put in front of it, though they have no favorite food, and their plorts are the least valuable of all slimes.
Not much to worry about with a pink slime. They're soft, squishy, very happy to be around a rancher, and found all over the Range. But because of this, a rancher won't go far without finding a few pink plorts, which can lead to largos, and then...
Pink Plorts are an excellent "multipurpose generic substance" used to manufacture everything from food products to household cleaners. All over earth, people are eating burgers, sweetening their coffees or scrubbing their floors with pink plort products. That's some serious versatility!
Their coral hue is scientifically proven to be the color of cheer.
I'm ranching some slimes. I did it would be Perhaps easiest for me to bare, without the joy Of another's confusion, tragedy, or rage. Feel free to contact me at any given point to take grandma and grandpa is a new release of that chapter while still keeping in LINE with the game's main economical aspect revolves around feeding slimes the appropriate food items and plorts by sucking them up. Nothing to worry about us. Happy to Be alive TBH. Until then.... But robots and computers are unaware of their own existence and can collect slimes, food items and plorts by sucking them up. Bots don't have time to deal with this? the poorly drawn lil shits are eating my grandma's cherry pie* oh no *watching my grandma turn into a mist or a Fog or smoke haze, and an elf.. I mean some serious honkers. Its the color of the tip of ur dick but ya that means you know orange is the new Discourse
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