#a proud son of a bitch

[fyllophobia]

[scarfofsilver]

look at my remote, boy

[luck-of-the-drawings]

(OLD OC SKETCHES) Meet Sunnabelle Von Sunnoviche, final daughter of the Sunnoviche family. Peeking from behind a window, she witnessed a wizards final spell, one that reduced the world to a wasteland. Her noble blood damned her to [HELL], but unwanting to suffer with her family, she made a deal with the devil. She now hunts in his name. The top of her head was taken by the blast on that day. The fires of her spirit have boiled her blood into a super-heated plasma.

[lovesaghost]

Listen I LOVE that Buck is finally (canonicaly) bisexual and I cannot wait for how that storyline goes, but if i see the bucktommy kiss on my screen one more time today I will kill myself

[bonebabbles]

so how was quiet rain disowning clear sky. is it what you hoped it would be

I wish it could last. I want to stay in the moment where she gets pissed off at Gray Wing sucking his brother's toes and tosses him out of the den for an eternity, and then spend the next one in the moment where she rejects Clear Sky's shitty "apology" where he says she HAS to forgive him as his mother and she disowns his murderous ass on the spot

If I stay in these moments forever I'll never have to get to the part where she forgives both of these clowns

[kyoto-does-things]

ooooh ya love it when tumblr eats the quality

[boxwinebaddie]

How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?

oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.

*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!

( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )

kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!

yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )

but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."

Love :(

he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.

he winces. hard.

he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"

cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"

ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"

kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going

"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"

stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"

*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!

*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*

speaking of...

he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...

gently grasps ravenstan's face

KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

and says

and i quote...

"Te amo." <3

AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')

-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style

[allpromarlo]

oki thinkpieces r done WELCOME BACK BABYYYYYY I MISSED U SO MUCH

[msfbgraves]

Daniel is sweet, but becomes sweeter with every pregnancy. Does he still get this way with the last two puppies? Or has that trait gone away now that he’s older?

Anyway I kinda like to think Robby is their only beta child with the last ones an Alpha and the youngest another omega. Maybe either is named Terry/Terri or Daniel/Danielle haha!

I wouldn't call it sweeter - if he got any sweeter, he'd melt. No, Daniel got some of his sass back, he has 4 teenagers to contend with and 2 adult Alpha children (if you squint), and a ten year old, he wouldn't survive. He gets some of his softness back with his baby pups - he's missed that so much!- but they're both more careful now, more measured as parents. They've been through more.

And genetically, another beta is more likely! Terry has no omega parents (though he has omega in his bloodline somewhere) and Daniel's Ma, too, is beta. (then where did his omega come from? Same freak genetics. Alpha pups of aristocracy, who very often came from omega mothers, liked to screw around with the poor people, so a lot of betas especially carry omega genes without knowing it, and they do combine into omega pups at times). Now baby Sara is absolutely Alpha, but baby Alexander is a very strong beta boy! People take him for Alpha, too, but he's far less temperamental and not impulsive at all. He's often the one to keep Sara out of kindergarten scrapes.

And there's no Terry or Daniel jr.

Terry was adamant that none of his children would be named after Italians, to which Daniel said: if I can't name my pups after my parents, they're also not going to be named after their parents! Ah, but... Anthony? Well, who brought them together, moreover, who kept them together in Sicily? That's right, Terry, and he's also the one who forbade half the town from killing you, so Anthony it is!

[kattythingz]

Leo's always been a little hard to read—especially in regards to seeking comfort. He'd sooner curl under his blankets and sob not-so-silently until Donnie finally caved into his begrudging Twin Instinct and crawled under there with him, than peek his head out and hesitantly ask for a sliver of Donnie's time.

17 minutes. 17 measly minutes.

Donnie shouldn't need to waste his favorite purple paper on something so ridiculous and mundane as a "free cuddles" card just for his dumb-dumb twin on their 10th birthday.

But he did it anyway.

Because Nardo might be dumb, and he might be an obnoxious pain in the ass, and he might be many, many more things than that—but he's still Donnie's twin.

Even if he needed a glaring neon sign to remember that fact.

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[autistic-shaiapouf]

Finished a journal, the first entry is back from September of 2021 and I wrote all the way down the last page today 💖

[graysongraysoff]

Every time I think I've finally sated my Arthuriana curiosity (my Arthuriosity) I have another fucking Dream

[circusthing]

my god i hate myself today.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

daddy’s (parental) girl i think is a gender in and of itself tbh and it is mine.

[spikeyjo]

love getting cornered by my dad and being told that my mom went into a panic screaming that she was gonna die

[printcharms]