#a professional eventually takes over and the performing blorbo stumbles back
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Because I know CPR i feel it is my duty and destiny to inflict CPR upon my blorbos and force them to have to perform it on each other due to various Situation-related Situations. I am aware it only has a 20% success rate but fun medical fact if you are my blorbo and cry enough while you do it then the success rate actually increases to 100%
#this is about [REDACTED]#I can’t fucjing get it out of my head I’m eventually going to have to just write and post it#the worms are eating my brain#ok but one blorbo desperately using CPR to try to save another#feeling their ribs crack underneath them and having to force themselves to continue#a professional eventually takes over and the performing blorbo stumbles back#trying to catch their breath and then vomits from the sheer effort and emotion#IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM N
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