#a pitch for ds9 S8 i wrote drunk at 4 am once

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Jake Sisko tracks down Wesley Crusher, makes a deal with the Travelers to contact the prophets and find out what's up with dear dad Ben. Also Dukat turns into a big manta ray pah wraith monster that the defiant fights over bajor. Odo comes back with a bunch of former dominion Vorta, including 4 secret weyouns found underneath shape-shifter lake and puts them to work at quarks. Kira tracks down legendary bajoran arms dealer to aquire bajoran ak47s for the station. Ezri and Julian invent a cure for holodeck addiction. Obrien returns to fix the upper pylons one last time. Worf doesn't do anything, he's just there visiting on vacation from Kronos and just keeps ending up in the room when something major is going down, making him progressively more angry till he snaps and mechliths a dude on the promenade and is arrested.

Also Ben sisko comes back and shits in picards lunch after punching manta dukat into the wormhole where the prophets tear him apart like sharks.