#a pee schedule isnt even that unreasonable. you just remember to fucking pee
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you take my kindness and spit on it? you make me a fool? oh!! no toilet for roommate!! no toilet for roommate for 1000 years!!!
#listen i just feel bad showering late and then making them wait to pee#because i 1) shower at like midnight and 2) i shower for ungodly lengths of time#a pee schedule isnt even that unreasonable. you just remember to fucking pee#like. have you guys been waiting until your bladder is about to pop before going??#im bad at using the toilet but what.
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