#a lot of films about insecurity about ones appearance are really annoying bc they will cast the most ludicrously beautiful people and expec

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is my contention that most modern jekyll and hyde adaptations fail by focusing way too much on the ‘murder’ bit and not enough on the ‘terror of aging’ aspects which comprise the majority of the actual novel but luckily this problem has been completely solved by the substance

[kimbap-r0ll]

HI! i rrly couldnt find of your request for matchups for Twst Wonderland were still pone since i'm on pjone it's more annoying..

BUT IF THEY ARE I would like a match from Twisted Wonderland! I'm a really extrevoerted and outgoing person who enjoys being with friends and other ppl, i also love kids a lot but from time to time also enjoys alone time, i get really well with most bc i'm catchy and try to engage everyone into the conversation, sometimes i do come off as pushy but it's bc in having fun being My energetic self, i'm also very much into defending the ppl around me, i won't take them being hurt. My hobbies mostly include reading and listening to nusic and i'm a HUUGE fan of horror, it's one of the things I love the most and rant pretty much about anything horror (movies i watched,books,songs and videos) related bc it doesnt scare but if it does it's even better! (I have pretty strong guts bc of that) I also enjoy eating a lot, theres so many foods and treats i want to try or just continue eating

I have a lot of insecurities as well but i try to hide them all bc of my personality and i'm always looking for things to distract myself

I'm from Argentina and thanks to that I have a really strong temper and sometimes my spanish slips bc i'm angry or being sarcástic bc Argentinians love to do that

As for my appearence i'm a 165 F with short and bubbly brown hair and green eyes, i also use glasses and dress pretty much masc or neutral but sometimes i like to be femenine

Thanks for the hard work!!

Hello, yes when you sent it in it was open, sorry this is such a late response! Thank you for sending it in though! Either way, I think that the best match for you would be...

Ruggie

Look, it's Savanaclaw!

He's surprisingly energetic, and he's known to basically take care of the kids back at his hometown, so you guys definitely got along the first time you guys met. I can imagine him inviting you over to see the neighboring kids at his place at some point, they're all really cute and he's sure they'll enjoy your company. Also, the two of you are really energetic, I doubt there's a moment where both of you guys are bored (which might end up disrupting Leona's napping haha) but overall you guys are really a vibe together.

I feel like he would admire how you are able to engage with everyone and try to help people feel welcome, since it's something that he might've not grown up with. It's really sweet to him, and he probably tries to learn from you as well. But there's another aspect of you that he admires as well; you're slightly fire-like side. He probably doesn't mind your temper that much, but watching you argue against someone if they crossed you the wrong way or if they hurt one of your friends is just so cool to watch. Like you'll be spitting fire and then mixing in words he's never heard of in the sentence and it all looks effortless and just like "yeah go you!"

Moving on, he definitely has similar interests to you. I feel like he isn't that squeamish, but he doesn't have a preference on horror movies. For him, as long as a film is "good," that's all it takes for him to watch it. Please show him some of your favorites, or maybe you guys can both laugh while watching a really bad one together. Speaking of things you guys can do together, you should try cooking with him! He knows a lot of different recipes and I feel like you'll be able to try all sorts of different foods with him. It'll be really fun, and I'm sure he'll enjoy making things for you too.

He loves you for who you are, and will respect your boundaries. He might tease you here and there, but that's just because he really likes you!

[tuesdayscanons]

Maddie

Background

Backstory

Born as Priscilla [SURNAME REDACTED]

Has never met her birth parents/biological relatives before

Bounced from home to home in the foster care system; didn't have any stability in childhood

No one fostered/nurtured her education; was even discouraged from academics when she had trouble grasping concepts.

Puppetry was her means of comfort and escape; her first/favorite puppet was her best friend and she dedicated much of her free time to improving on his design (and creating other puppets for him to interact with).

Ran away in her early/mid teens and meets Stefan; slowly lost her identity bc of isolation and a desire to impress him, built her whole life around him

Had her world destroyed when Stefan broke things off; still doesn't have an identity or people she can go to for support

Current Situation

Lives inside her lab

Says she's self employed but she doesn't do anything constructive with her time

Lonely and needy af

Unsatisfied with her life

Believes she's useless; is too ashamed of her puppetry to return to what she loved, what used to define her before she met Stefan

Surface

Aesthetic

Maddie would be hella extravagant/flamboyant if she had the money, but she can't afford those luxuries.

The "Hollywood"/movie theater aesthetic appeals to her; she collects discarded movie posters/displays.

Likes neon colors and LED displays; has a dark laboratory that she decorates/accents with bright colors, prioritizes appearance over functionality, has a bunch of sciencey looking screens that serve no purpose

Appearance/Hygiene

Spends hours doing her hair, is very particular about how it looks and only a select few are allowed to touch it. If her hair looks messy (and not in the "aesthetically messy" way), something is seriously wrong.

Buys secondhand clothes, though she tries to make it work.

When Maddie isn't in her "lab coat", she likes to wear a sleeveless turtleneck and a beret

Shorter than Fessie because her growth was stunted by her unstable upbringing; is low-key self conscious about it but only around Fessie (Maddie enjoys being shorter than her romantic partners)

Mannerisms

Chews pens/nails when she's alone, usually due to stress

Strokes her hair; likes to touch soft things in general

Doesn't speak or type with proper grammar; excessively uses text speech when messaging people

Loves using emojis...a lot.

Paces when she's in thought

Tosses hair when she's being dramatic

Wraps arms around herself

Uses her hands when talking; often fidgets with her hands

Is usually late bc she gets carried away and loses track of time

Core

Abilities

Adaptability

Has sense of humor

Puppet crafting; could make a pretty good puppet if given the materials

Impressions; has a wide vocal range and can imitate other peoples voices, likes to use silly voices to make herself laugh (when she's alone)

Decent at drawing; has practice from designing puppets and doodling when she's bored

Interests/Hobbies

Loves watching movies; fascinated by the film making process and has a guilty pleasure for hilariously bad movies

Puppetry, for similar reasons behind her love of movies; is comforted by their comedy and creative designs

Fashion; puts together nice looks with the little resources she has

Likes

Puppetry; her old passion, gave up on it after she got serious with Stefan

Watching movies

Snuggles/affection; desperately craves it

Reading tabloids/watching drama channels

Cheesy pop music

Ice cream

Dislikes

Academia; even though she appropriates the Scientist Aesthetic ™, she has no interest in science outside of gaining admiration from others.

Fessie; Maddie views her as the ultimate source of her unhappiness and the embodiment of everything she isn't. She secretly likes her but won't admit it.

Sports/physical activity; Maddie is easily exhausted and doesn't exercise outside of occasionally dancing when no one is around to watch

Being alone; is willing to hang out with Fessie just to make the loneliness go away bc she hates it that much

Strengths

Quick on her feet (figuratively), goes with the flow because she has learned to expect adrupt changes in her life

Adventurous/risk-taking; lives for the moment

Creative; has a wealth of ideas she never utilizes because she's in denial

Had an infectious joy, though it's now squashed; could regain this joy around the right people

Incredibly loyal; would never betray someone she holds close and is willing to sacrifice everything for them

Funny; is good at doing impressions/telling jokes

Weaknesses

Chaotic; disorganized, unpredictable

Absentminded; has a difficult time remembering things and has no concept of time

Lazy; wants to take the easiest route

"Incompetent"; is very hard to take seriously (she wouldn't look this way if she wasn't forcing herself to do things she isn't suited for)

Self absorbed; views everything in terms of what personally affects her, wants the world to be better to her, has a victim complex

Reckless; often puts herself in danger out of nihilism

Obsessive; is overly dependent on others and gets jealous when someone else (especially Fessie) steals HER person's attention.

Overly trusting; her need for attention/care is easy to take advantage of

Flaws

Impulsive; does things without thinking through them, which gets her in serious trouble sometimes

Dishonest; lies when it benefits her, especially to keep people from abandoning her

Self destructive; does things even if she knows it isn't good for her

Desperate; will do anything to make someone stay

Insecure; doesn't think there's anything she's truly good at (besides annoying people), is ashamed of who she really is, pretends to be more mature around others

Miscellaneous

Goes through a cycle where she is dead set on attaining happiness, fails, and resigns herself to a life of misery before something sparks her motivation and starts the cycle again.

Spends a lot of time on social media even though it just reminds her of how unfulfilling her life is

Her last name changed a lot while she moved from home to home; is temporarily using the surname "Squawkencluck" because Fessie is the closest thing to family she has

[kylorenpunk]

Do them all. Suffer as I did 😂

Bitch I told you this was our friendship. We force each other to answer all the questions. 

1. selfie

Well… I wasn’t dubbed Selfie Queen for nothing… 

This one is interesting bc I have zero makeup on. The most recent ones are too blurry. A lot of my fav selfies are full faces of makeup tho. 

2. what would you name your future kids?

I feel like that’s a decision for both parents but I really like the names Felicity, Isabella and Dimitri. Yes, all of them are names from various franchises I enjoyed throughout the years. Be glad I’m out of my phase where I thought Vladimir was a good name. 

3. do you miss anyone?

I miss all my friends I don’t get to see frequently. Love all of y’all and hope y’all are doing well in life! 

4. what are you looking forward to?

Fucking graduating. Jesus Christ it’s taken me five damn years. 

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

From my club it’s Chris, Yara and Josephine. Also my entire friend group from back home. Honestly I love my friends so much. 

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

I feel like every situation is different so that’s a tough question to answer. 

7. what was your life like last year?

I honestly don’t remember much from December of last year. It was a good time though. 

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

I’m an emotional bitch. I’ll cry over anything. I cried over fucking Mulan the other day. 

9. who did you last see in person?

My parents and brother. Earlier in the day my club. 

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

I’m shit at it. My face gives away everything. The other day my professor was going into her inspiration porn narrative and I just gave her a cold dead look the entire time. 

11. are you listening to music right now?

No but I have the Hamilton soundtrack stuck in my head right now since that’s what I was last listening to. If you haven’t heard it I highly suggest it. Man I wanna see it so badly. 

12. what is something you want right now?

Sleep but I’m trying not to throw off my sleep schedule right now and am waiting a bit before going to bed. I only got three hours of sleep last night so that’s fun. 

13. how do you feel right now?

Kinda tired. Relieved that I got two service projects in a row done today. It’s been a long weekend. 

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

My friend Sebastian hugged me when I dropped him off. I guess that counts. 

15. personality description

I’m a makeup loving nerd who enjoys sitting in pajamas watching anime and superheros as much as she enjoys swatching EVERY lipstick in Sephora. According to my friends I can’t go 5 seconds without mentioning how old I feel and my love for Dungeons and Dragons. I’m also an asshole. (Wow this sounds like a 12 year old writing this)

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

Yeah tons of times. It’s bitten me in the ass. Oh well live and learn I guess? 

17. opinion on insecurities.

Everyone has them? If they say they don’t then they are lying. Mine is mainly related to my appearance or how I speak. 

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

I miss how things were in the beginning of this year. It started off strong then kinda turned into a shit show. 

19. have you ever been to New York?

No but it’s my top thing on my bucket list. My friends and I are highly considering a trip. 

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

Of all time: Get Low by Lil Jon 

Currently: “Told You So” by Little Mix (If you haven’t heard their new album I highly suggest it if you love girl groups that preach women empowerment) 

21. age and birthday?

22 - June 21st (She’s a Cancer)

22. description of crush.

I don’t have a hardcore crush right now. More like 5 second crushes that are over the second they do something I don’t like. 

Edit: Currently “celebrity?” crush is Nathan Sharp. I am seriously considering dropping $55 to see him at a convention this month. 

23. fear(s)

Heights, something terrible happening to my loved ones, wild snakes, and the usual common anxiety fears 

24. height

Five foot three inches. I’m short. Yes I know it’s not that short but tall people like to put me in the short category anyway. 

25. role model

My mom’s coworker who was my internship supervisor. She has a doctorate’s in what I want to do and is amazing at what she does. The amount of knowledge and experience that women has is incredible. She is also extremely funny and knows how to teach with a sense of humor which I appreciate. 

26. idol(s)

Celebrity idols? I don’t really idolize celebrities bc humans are humans and have flaws. 

27. things i hate

Immaturity, intolerance of differences, demeaning slurs, The Last Jedi, and the new Fantastic Beasts movie 

28. i’ll love you if…

Play with my hair, are kind to my friends and family, share common interests, show an interest in what I have to say, basically respect me and those close to me and we’re good 

29. favourite film(s)

Hairspray, High School Musical, The Greatest Showman, Stardust, The Harry Potter series, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy

30. favourite tv show(s)

Jane the Virgin, Naruto (fuck off I hate myself too ok), the first three seasons of Arrow before it turned to shit

31. 3 random facts

I’m not artistically talented but I genuinely enjoy makeup and creating looks

I have a nonverbal brother with autism and he’s my favorite person ever

I completely programmed my brother’s communication device by myself 

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

Now my friends are mainly girls but when I lived in Tampa 90% of my friends over there were guys (Hi Mason). I’m going to say that’s bc of us all playing video games in the Delta lounge (RIP Dirty D). But yeah now it’s mainly girls and 80% of my dude friends are gay. 

33. something you want to learn

Sign Language. Ice skating. Hairstyling. Fashion (I’m trying to be better about putting clothes together). Also I’m down to learn more about makeup and techniques 

34. most embarrassing moment

Either farting while doing an air guitar in front of my entire girl scout troop

or signing to my friend that I liked her friend at a party and his brother repeated what I had signed out loud in front of everyone

wait. No. When I F U C K E D  up in front a super hot guy while volunteering and then chose an 18 year old jock as my wingman. 18 year olds are dumbasses. Don’t use them as wingmen. Fuck you Khaled. 

35. favourite subject

In grade school I think it was English or History. It really all depended on the year. 

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

VISIT NEW YORK 

Hike the Smokey Mountains 

Visit Europe 

37. favourite actor/actress

Chris Evans (especially when he is trying to fight orange president on twitter) 

Also Mark Hamill is perfect 

38. favourite comedian(s)

I don’t watch comedians often. I guess the Fluffy guy? 

39. favourite sport(s)

The only time I give a shit about sports is when my university is undefeated or playing my first university in football. Or the soccer world cup if it’s on. However I appreciate the skill it takes to do a sport. 

40. favourite memory

San Antonio. It was my first time traveling without family and it was the greatest time. It was such a cool city 

41. relationship status 

Single - I take my sweet ass time 

42. favourite book(s)

Eragon (No, I haven’t finished the entire series. No, I don’t want spoilers bc I will do it eventually.) 

43. favourite song ever

“Get Low” by Lil Jon 

“Look Through My Eyes” by Phil Collins 

44. age you get mistaken for

Last year I got mistaken twice in a row within an hour for a middle schooler. I was 21 at at that time. During my internship one of the parents asked me if I had any kids. I’m either mistaken as a parent or as a 13-15 year old. There is no in between.  

45. how you found out about your idol

N/A since I don’t have an idol

46. what my last text message says

“lmao it’s alright” to Joey but the previous one is more funny “thankfully no one threw up this time” in regards to my friend’s party last night

47. turn ons

Well I aint about to talk about my sex life so let’s go with personality 

Common interests such as superheros or anime, charismatic, easy to get along with, common goals in life, cares about their loved ones, has passion, and someone I can hold an intellectual conversation with 

48. turn offs

rudeness, immaturity, inattentiveness, bad tempers, superiority complex, not being genuine, judging others, treating people like objects, and general lack of care for others or themselves

49. where i want to be right now

Back in the smokey mountains in a cabin watching movies and anime

50. favourite picture of your idol

N/A 

51. starsign

She’s an emotional Cancer

52. something i’m talented at

Apparently I’m good with kids      Makeup too I guess? 

53. 5 things that make me happy

friends, family, nerdy shit, makeup and Kakashi

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

Some shit happened last night that has me worried for some friends but I’m sure they’ll figure it out 

55. tumblr friends

A shit ton of y’all I know IRL. I won’t tag y’all bc that’s annoying af 

Joey’s my only internet friend @earthschampion (answer my text bitch) 

56. favourite food(s)

pasta, empanadas, crab rangoons, taziki sauce 

57. favourite animal(s)

Meerkats and koala bears

58. description of my best friend

K @burnitstronger: realest damn friend you will ever have. Will tell you how it is and provide never ending love and support. Never understands my dumbass shenanigans but loves me anyway. Love you boo 

J : Will also tell you how it is and forces you to watch Naruto and ruin your damn life. Will happily go with you to eat junk food after class. Will fight anyone who wrongs you and is def still plotting revenge on all my ex’s. Stans Loona

M: Will scream at you in Leo in a frightening but loving way. Has the best damn fashion sense I have ever seen. Is the friend that comes by when I need her to and brings a shit ton of snacks and love (J does this as well).

59. why i joined tumblr

I was bored on fourth of July in 2012 and my friends kept telling me that this website would be fun. Also the avengers “fandom” from back then 

60. ask me anything you want

I would say I’m sorry Mason but I enjoy making all my friends suffer. Make sure to give him a follow bc he’s cool. @masonjar828

[cielospeaks]

obligatory event review post since im behind again lol

Story- 1/10. idk the whole idea of giving all the appearances of a country to a person who has a pretty big bias against it is kinda? also the ignoring of canada is weird, since the first event established bunyan was french canadian as well as american? the actual story was really meh, i was actually really insulted by potentially offensive “haha lets laugh at people who died” jokes in the first chapter, but when it was revealed it was all a movie set i was willing to give it a chance. however, the whole concept seems really gross and no. like if the writer has such a problem with tall tales/ect then why not focus on like. actual american folklore/creation myths/ect? rather than just complain. fuck this game company.

Free servant- 0/10. no free servant so :/ i guess ppl consider the gacha servant to be free but thats different. im not a fan of the hyper sexualizing so im not rlly going to roll. which is a shame bc besides that i would enjoy the character a lot more.

Gacha servant- 5/10. dont care, not rolling. kinda too bad bc the kiyo and liz ce is cute af

Event gameplay- 7/10. completely average eventwise. people complain abt the digging game but its way less annoying than that stupid board game node, and less tedious than all the “super hard” battles in like. cf and stuff.

Other- 4/10. myroom is only salvageable for me making one stupid pun. i dont think it really added anything else. ok sure, servant coins for bunyan but i dont use those so :/ but myroom not being the worst thing is fine, and i like fou way home better than the bland and generic white day backgrounds this year and last.

Overall- 4/10.

extremely underwhelming for a gw event but like. compared to white day/ect kinda same old same old. i dont like what they did w characterization but ive felt the comic/series getting more and more unscrupulous esp after 2019 abouts. like the writers just use it as an outlet for nasty/in poor taste jokes, and it shows esp during the april fools games. (this year was def the worst of it oh my fucking gosh). i think between this and the second mystery event go is just unable to make decent movies. they are like dingo productions except it isnt even funny. chaotic film director province charles save us.

and more event reviews bc im behind!

sea monster crisis- 6/10. i liked the sisters, they were cool. their design was def for marketing/getting ppl to spend money but it seemed not as dismissive as the game could be, esp considering they are likened to jeanne in terms of country’s liberators. the free servant was cute, besides the usual shirou shilling, i like both of his designs. the throwbacks to summer 1 were charming, but just made me feel a bit depressed bc of how much i enjoyed the game when summer 1 happened and now its hard to find (popular) servants i dont dislike for some reason or other.

white day- 4/10. heck them for what they did to faraday, got screwed out of a servant slot for more pretty boy op powerful guy fanservice. -angry emoji- i was also thirsty for science bois at the time so i got extra angry lol. the glasses are ok tho. enkidu, katsu, and nemo i enjoyed esp. but the whole event was kinda meh and the ces this year were bad also. i think i just got cus one w the ticket, but even that one was really boring as far as character choice and i skipped the voiced dialogue immediately.

valentines- 4/10. i honestly cant comment. on one hand i like baz, shes cool. and strong in game. but on another hand i didnt really care much for her other asc, they seemed just like “oh baz is cu’s master in fuyuki so i stopped thinking” which. makes sense for this game. also the shipping makes me insecure. but so do other popular cu ships (besides medb prolly, and thats bc shes very unhealthy for him lol). i think the valentines ces were pretty average this year too. i remember thinking ranmarus was cute. and nemo’s was so wholesome. i also really liked ash’s and how down to earth he is.

i skipped the kohan event so yea. skip/10. i dont want to play avalon bc it sucks/10.

[fantasticcloudcreation]

Ok warning I'm about to talk shit about my ex's new gf and I 1000% don't want anybody to feel bad about themselves/that's why I'm posting it here on my secret vent blog soooo don't read it I'm just venting ty 🙏

Haaaaaaaaaaaa k not to be obnoxious but my ex's new gf is bigger than me 🙃🙃🙃 like a lot lmfao she posted one of those "weight loss transformation" pics and was like "I'm down to 185 now!!!" like omg she weighs as much as him 😂 honestly I don't even mean anything bad by it bc she's pretty and has like, 2k followers on her ~makeup artist~ insta page (which is funny bc I hate makeup so good for him he found a girl who can fit in with societal beauty culture lmfao) and I bet she'll fit in much better with his family etc - anyway she also had another post about being insecure about her appearance and wanting to be pretty and perfect and accepted by everyone and how that influences all her decisions - I'm like girl ok hope that's going well for u lol 😂 also u know what's funny is that he started out having a crush on her older sister and he even told me how annoying it was that he liked this girl but her sister kept hitting on him - anyway apparently he told this girl (the younger sister who was hitting on him) that he liked the older sister, and she was like, "yeah well that's never gonna happen so just accept what you can get" or something lmfao so now he's dating the younger sister ,,,, I'm like ok bro lol hope y'all are happy.

Anyway I'm just happy bc I'm skinny and even if I want to lose 10 pounds/get back in shape like that's not hard lol. And I've accepted myself and I don't feel the need to try so hard with makeup and tight clothes and external validation etc lol idk I mean still have goals etc but like I'm glad he found someone who wants to keep trying at all those things 😂

Also!!!; She has an obnoxious laugh and (he's tryna be a standup comedian) so you can hear her laughing obnoxiously in all his standup videos 😂😂 but also at least she's taking these videos for him bc I would always forget/feel weird filming so like good for her being a good gf and everything. And I bet she gives good blow jobs lmfao.

Ok yeah I know this is shitty and clearly I still have my own insecurity issues to work on bc I felt the need to write out this whole post and I'm gonna delete it but just wanted to say I hope they're having a good time together and it makes me feel better to see that he's replacing me with a girl who is nothing like me so I can feel free to be myself and do my own thing and move on from that whole culture and lifestyle that I was trying to fit into when I was with him 🙏

on the very low chance that this girl somehow finds this post I hope you know you're beautiful and I'm just dealing with my own shit and it sucks to get dumped after 7 years and then find out he'd rather be with a girl like you than me but like now I'm free so I'm moving on and I sincerely hope y'all have a good time together 😘 this sounds petty but I'm just rambling now bc I really don't think anyone will ever read this post but like I truly mean it sincerely and I'm just working on my own insecurity by venting about shitty thoughts. Lol ok bye haha

[atypicality]

Edye, Kira, Clovette, Vix, and Rufion

Edye

Full Name: okay so none of my OCs have last names,, embarrassing i know. he’s named after a neopet as that’s how i formed his character (this is progressively getting more embarrassing). his name is pronounced “eddie,” and an interesting fact about his name is that the part “dye” (pronounced “die”) is a nickname for dionysus, a god that has definitely influenced his character.

Gender and Sexuality: male, he’s bisexual

Pronouns: he/him

Ethnicity/Species: he’s latino and he’s human(??)

Birthplace and Birthdate: i literally have no idea (i feel like i should look into astrology and choose his birthday according to his personality…he’s probably a leo or a gemini and he was clearly born somewhere in latin america. i was thinking ecuador but i’m biased bc i lived there lmao),, he’s 22 though

Guilty Pleasures: reality t.v. and romcoms

Phobias: (i’m not putting the names of each phobia bc no one knows what that means) emotional intimacy, being buried alive, and abandonment

What They Would Be Famous For: i could see him being an actor with a horrible reputation

What They Would Get Arrested For: anything ranging from drug dealing to kidnapping (he was supposed to return vera to the shadow realm, for example). i wouldn’t put much past him

OC You Ship Them With: aliah and rufion (i like him with vera platonically)

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: nora bc she has to deal with his bullshit

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: action and comedy

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: pointless sacrifices. they died, dammit! let that count for something!

Talents and/or Powers: he’s an illusionist, meaning he can warp reality (or one’s perception of reality) and trick people. he can also make portals and fly/hover to some extent.

Why Someone Might Love Them: he’s a party animal and he’s fun to be around. he’s also pretty loyal to the people he cares about.

Why Someone Might Hate Them: he’s a no strings attached kind of person. he can be very apathetic and insensitive.

How They Change: he goes from being a villain to being the sidekick of the MC (vera),, i’m so proud of him

Why You Love Them: he’s the classic asshole/misunderstood bad boy turned good…he’s a huge loser that accidentally became cursed and now has a cult following and he’s just hilarious to think about.

here’s a mix i made for him

and his three shipping mixes lmao (aliah)(rufion)(vera)

here’s the cult mix if you want to listen to that  😂😂😂

alsoo i have a sidekick mix

and i’m literally developing two more for him (villain / hero arc, respectively)

can you tell that he’s my favorite

Kira

Full Name: just kira (hi, just. i’m nina)

Gender and Sexuality: female, heterosexual

Pronouns: she/her

Ethnicity/Species: she’s mixed: japanese and black. she’s a human

Birthplace and Birthdate: she was born in japan (city whomst) and she’s 27. probably a gemini or a scorpio

Guilty Pleasures: chocolate/sweets in general and creeping on social media if that counts

Phobias: she suffers from body dysmorphic disorder and suffers from fears that accompany that, such as not being good enough, etc. she also hates bugs, especially spiders.

What They Would Be Famous For: despite her bdd, she’d definitely become famous for being a beauty vlogger/youtuber. her ‘mask’ (aka whatever it is people with bdd do to help themselves cope with their body’s appearance/perceived flaw) would be makeup and she uses her powers to give herself the illusion that she’s someone else (in terms of appearance, if that makes any sense).

What They Would Get Arrested For: shoplifting (idk if you can be arrested for this but it’s the only thing she would do)

OC You Ship Them With: will a lil bit tbh. they’re the mom-dad pair

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: no one lmao

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: romcoms and horror

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: white people doing stupid things in horror movies, the most aggravating definitely being having sex/making out while danger is imminent

Talents and/or Powers: she’s an illusionist and can make portals like edye. she’s also a makeup artist

Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s super sweet and a good listener.

Why Someone Might Hate Them: people misinterpret her as shallow

How They Change: she betrays the Good Guys for her benefit but is forgiven. she also seeks help for her bdd and stops using her powers to alter her appearance (her makeup still serves as a mask though, her insecurities and anxiety don’t disappear overnight)

Why You Love Them: her struggle with self-love is so heartbreaking and she’s so strong and admirable.

Clovette

Full Name: clovette. some people call her clover. she’s also a neopet.

Gender and Sexuality: female, pansexual

Pronouns: she/her

Ethnicity/Species: she’s asian and a human

Birthplace and Birthdate: she was born somewhere in southeast asia. she’s 20 and probably an aquarius

Guilty Pleasures: sleeping in and staying home all day

Phobias: she has a fear of flying and the ocean. she suffers from social anxiety and is afraid of large crowds.

What They Would Be Famous For: she’d be a kickass video game developer

What They Would Get Arrested For: probably doing something illegal online (piracy maybe?)

OC You Ship Them With: maybe with nora

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: no one!!!

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: science fiction and fantasy

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: white savior trope

Talents and/or Powers: she doesn’t have any powers but she’s great at coding and game design and she’s a talented artist.

Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s really funny when you get to know her.

Why Someone Might Hate Them: she comes off as judgmental but she’s really not

How They Change: she’s initially scared of travelling from her island (boats? Horrifying. airplanes? Terrifying.) but then she’s forced to move and has to face that fear plus the fear that comes when you don’t know anyone and have to form new relationships.

Why You Love Them: she has so much potential for growth and she’s so cute and inspiring

Vix

Full Name: i have to pick out a really basic white girl name for her but she goes by vix and vixen is her villain name (edye doesn’t deserve a villain name).

Gender and Sexuality: female, heterosexual but the kind of straight girl that will kiss other girls for male attention.

Pronouns: she/her

Ethnicity/Species: she’s white and a human

Birthplace and Birthdate: she was born in paris, she’s 21, and she’s probably a pisces.

Guilty Pleasures: kissing girls uwu, eating way too many tubs of cookie dough ice cream, and erotica.

Phobias: she’s scared of birds and the deep sea. she’ll enjoy going to the beach but she won’t go in the water because then she thinks of sea monsters and other unknown terrors hidden in the unexplored ocean. she’ll go to a pool, though.

What They Would Be Famous For: she’d be an actress or a journalist

What They Would Get Arrested For: robbery, possibly arson

OC You Ship Them With: no one

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: edye

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: film noir and slasher films/thrillers

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: love triangles

Talents and/or Powers: she uses love magic and mental manipulation.

Why Someone Might Love Them: she’s clever and really determined.

Why Someone Might Hate Them: she’s a bitch.

How They Change: she’s initially shy, awkward, trying to make her way through life. then she falls in love with someone (*coughs* edye *coughs*) and gives herself a makeover. she goes from innocent civilian investigating something to villainess and cult leader. 10/10 transformation

Why You Love Them: i don’t lmao. i like that she fits the femme fatale archetype. she’s a really interesting character. she also unironically calls herself vixen, so there’s that.

here’s her mix

Rufion

Full Name: rufion (pronounced rough-ee-an). he’s also a neopet (he looks so ugly rn because he’s my lab rat).

Gender and Sexuality: male, homosexual

Pronouns: he/him and they/them

Ethnicity/Species: honestly i have not thought about where he’s from at all but he’s brown (we love ethnically ambiguous characters in this house! /s). he’s a human.

Birthplace and Birthdate: [me seeing birthplace: owo what’s this?] he’s 23 and he’s probably a capricorn.

Guilty Pleasures: does ordering a lot of takeout food count? he stays up all night playing video games and loves reading comic books. he also really likes baking sweets (he’d probably be a really good cook but tbh he’s too lazy)

Phobias: he’s scared he’s going to die in his sleep and stays up all night as a result. if someone told him the effects of lack of sleep on his health he would definitely panic

What They Would Be Famous For: he would definitely be in a band. fuck

What They Would Get Arrested For: He Would Never Be Arrested. Next 

OC You Ship Them With: edye

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: vix

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: he doesn’t really like watching tv/movies but superhero films

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: bury your gays

Talents and/or Powers: he’s good at fighting.

Why Someone Might Love Them: he’s really nice, super optimistic, and honest. he’s hard working and responsible. he’s a huge nerd basically

Why Someone Might Hate Them: people might view him as naive and annoying.

How They Change: he’s a sort of private investigator but then he takes a…peculiar case and then………………..he catches feelings lmfao. there’s definitely some side-switching/ambiguity in his future

Why You Love Them: he’s just trying his best honestly. idk how to articulate it but he’s kind of like xD as a human being.

[neokollection]

whats your biggest headcanon for a 127 boy, like what do you firmly believe that hasnt really been shown to us? eg, is one member less shy than they let on, or does another member get emotional during films etc? whats one headcanon of yours?

I can’t understand this well, but are you asking me something I firmly believe about NCT? Or to make a headcanon about… something I firmly believe about them? Sorry ahhhhhhhhhhhh

For the most part, I firmly believe in the profile analysis headcanons I’ve made [tho not that many…] It’s kinda a below the surface analysis of who each member is- Obviously, I can’t be 100% correct, but I like to think I’m on the right path at least.

I feel like I know, Taeil, Yuta, and Mark the best, so it’s harder to know what hasn’t been shown to us when talking about other members like Jeno or Taeyong…

I think most of the ‘hasn’t rlly been shown to us’ stuff has been outted, but I’ll make a lil list for fun~

Taeil:

In the beginning [of debut], he was shy on camera and all, but now we know he’s actually rather rambunctious and goofy

I think he may be a lil bit of a cry baby :’) / the type to cry easily

When he’s upset he’s quite curt and direct and often raises his voice and fumes to himself

He probably sings all the damn time, getting a class of juice, in the shower, etc… and doesn’t even notice how often he does

A not-so-closeted perv

Johnny:

I think Johnny always wants to b carefree and stuff, but actually worries a lot about a lot of things

Liek I think he might have late night existential crisis’s in his bed at 2AM while listening to Suran, but never talk to anyone [even Mark] about them.

He jokes around a lot and says like ‘Ah yea, I’m a handsome guy’, but in the grand scheme of things when he compares himself to others [we all do it], he probably has a lot of things he wants to change and has a difficult time accepting genuine compliments bc he gets shy of how genuine they are and is modest

Taeyong:

Most ppl have found out TY is a soft qt under his semi-awkward and intimidating surface glance

Also, like TL, prolly a bit of a cry bby & is similar when upset

I think he can get annoyed really fast tho… His moods just swing

Yuta:

Sounds bad, but judges people, [I mean we all do it, just to varying degrees], but the type to be like ‘when I first met you I thought you luked like an asshole’ or in his head just like ‘mark honey, those socks do not go with those shorts-’

I also think he’s very picky about people. He’s always sweet, but like that cool person you want to be friends with and you managed to get their info, but when you send a message hoping to keep talking or be friends you get no reply- Like he doesn’t want ppl too annoying, nor too boring, he probably has a lot of requirements before including you in his circle- I say this but at the same time I think he also feels lonely and will accept anyone at times

Also, I think most ppl guess this, but he’s both confident and insecure about a lot of things, including his visage

Doyoung:

The first thing I think of/wander, is does he often think he’s annoying, I feel like he often worries if he’s being too talkative or annoying-

I also feel he’s insecure about his appearance when comparing himself to the other members he prolly feels he just luks average in comparison :(

Jaehyun:

I’m not sure, but I think he has a lot of patience

OK, rlly suggestive tho? Like that’s just his humor I think, but he maybe thinks with fans it’d be disrespectful or gross so he saves it for later

Win:

There must be a lot of times he feels really frustrated- by not being fluent in Korean and feeling as tho he can’t fully express his thoughts himself like he wants

I think he’s a little devilish and a semi-closeted perv

He’s a clingy koala too, but will deny it and say he’s independent 

Mark:

A philosopher- I think he thinks a lot, like …too much and then tells himself to stop and just live in the moment and be happy and not worry about how his presence on this earth is minuscule compared to the history of the galaxy [What a time to be a live tho, living while NCT and all these other great artists do :’)]

I think he’s actually quite messy

Haechan:

Cries in the shower for how thankful he is for NCT, SM, and his hyungs, but will never admit it

He’s stubborn to a degree we have yet to even unsheathe

[the-fallen-blue]

Eh, those Star Trek examples strike as when people defend how little focus Mayweather and Hoshi got because "TOS didn't develop Uhura ect. either!" Yup, it happened before and it was pretty stupid. Why do we keep doing it? I also think this is lot more egrerious than other examples, since those at least happened in the same show (and Nikolai was actually mentioned in season 1) and most of all, none of them were protagonists. And are people seriously pretending people had no problem with Sybok?

So! Serial fiction like TV shows, novel series, comic books, etc, exists on kind of a spectrum. On one end you’ve got what I think of as “mystery novel” fiction. This stuff is very tightly plotted, like a mystery; the writer goes in at the beginning knowing precisely who all the characters are, what they’re going to do, and how the plot is going to resolve. This, obviously, lets you write a convincing mystery, but it’s useful for a lot of things. You can go nuts with foreshadowing, it makes long-term character development really easy, you can pull great “gotchas” or build audience engagement with ongoing hints about the plot. Mystery-novel fiction resists retcons, prioritizes characterization and tends to hold a strong, consistent mood and genre throughout. A good example of a really strongly mystery-novel type show would be Babylon 5; JMS had a full five-year plan going in, he knew which characters would become ancient heroes and that the angels were really assholes and it let him do all kinds of bizarre prophecy shit and the audience had a great time second-guessing things.

On the other end you’ve got what I’d call “D&D campaign” fiction, which you basically just make up as you go along. This stuff is loosely plotted, like asshole players are doing unexpected shit every five minutes that you have to react to; you pretty much go to the page with whatever the writer’s room came up with that week. It’s pretty inevitable for stuff like comics where literally any writer might show up and mess with your character on any given day, but it has its own advantages when done intentionally - it allows for creativity, timely political commentary, and fun off-brand shit like Halloween episodes or famous film homages. It resists nothing and is all over the place. Xena is kind of the quintessential D&D fiction. Is it 44 BC? 25 AD? 1200 BC? How long does it take to travel to India from Greece? Who gives a shit, it’s an interesting story. Does this send-up of The Producers require Gabrielle to write self-important schmaltz when we’ve established her as a legendarily talented author? Who cares, it’s funny, let’s go.

Star Trek as a franchise, despite its attempts in later series to fall more in line with the modern popularity of mystery-novel TV, is a show that has always lived heavily on the D&D end of the spectrum. Does time travel lead to a closed loop or split alternate universes? Well that depends, what serves the plot of the week? How about Tuvok, what’s his rank, and how many crewmen is Voyager supposed to have? Are Romulans honorable, or is that Klingons, who is Future Guy, and what the actual fuck does the Prime Directive actually say. Well. Who the hell knows? Certainly not the writers, and we can (and do!) fanwank but we don’t either. There has never been a show bible in the history of this universe, and it really shows even when they tried to be more serial in DS9 and Enterprise, and that’s honestly not an existential crime (as much as it annoys continuity wonks like me). It lets Trek be flexible and that’s usually a good thing. (It’s a problem when they can’t decide which kind of show they want to be and make pretenses of continuity and fuck it up, but that’s a completely different discussion.)

Now, sidelining your characters of color is universally stupid, so you’re right to call that a bad excuse. But in a D&D-style show, randomly retconning a new relative or relationship onto a character is actually not stupid at all, as long as it meaningfully serves the plot. Continuity is simply a lower priority on that end of the spectrum. And that’s where we’re at with this Spock thing. Like, unexpectedly sublime justification in the plot pending of course, it is absolutely stupid for a couple of reasons - it makes the show look deeply insecure about its ability to appear important on its own merits, it makes the universe feel smaller, it was absolutely and obviously guaranteed to get continuity wonks grumping about how dumb it is on the internet, anyone who’s been in Trek fandom for five minutes could have predicted that and ought to realize it’s a terrible way to promote a new series - but that specific reason? That retcons are bad and unsuited to Trek? I don’t think it holds water. It’s only bad if it’s done to no end and the story doesn’t actually need it, and we don’t know the story yet, so we can’t confidently make that call.

[shrubforhire]

Asks 1-99

i rly thought i was in the clear,,,

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? inevitable by orla gartland nine in the afternoon by panic! fake happy by paramore epic III from hadestown say my name from beetlejuice haunted house by sir babygirl

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? hayley williams

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Tally ran toward the garden.

4: What do you think about most? going back to school

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Good! Morning!

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? clothes on,,, my family dont b respectin boundaries how yall live like that

7: What’s your strangest talent? i can make my eyes shake

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls... are so pretty and wonderful and they could do whatever they want to me. boys.... can be p cool sometimes

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes!!!! my girlfriend wrote me a sonnet eeeeee

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? i......cant remember

11: Do you have any strange phobias? nah

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? probably

13: What’s your religion? jew by blood

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going somewhere else

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, i always look weird on camera

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? paramore

17: What was the last lie you told? i told my mom her fitbit isnt a worse model

18: Do you believe in karma? yea

19: What does your URL mean? i made it when i was finally mostly sure i was a lesbian but it kinda leaves some ambiguity. and now its just kinda like hey maybe lets not

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? im super insecure; im persistent

21: Who is your celebrity crush? stephanie scott

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no

23: How do you vent your anger? pacing & long walks, doing something else

24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have hella pokemon dolls i used to collect

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i like talking on the phone cause then im not thinking abt my appearance the whole time

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? almost

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? knife on a plate; hot metal going into liquid

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? what if they dont like me

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yea, and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. a pillow. my own leg

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing lol, its just air

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? texas

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? east coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? uhhhhhh,,,,, i guess like a younger billie joe armstrong

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? to be happy!

36: Define Art. something that makes you feel stuff!

37: Do you believe in luck? yea

38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, but not deadly hot yet

39: What time is it? 10:43

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes, no i have not yet knock on wood babeyyy

41: What was the last book you read? boleslavsky lmao

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES

43: Do you have any nicknames? lil c, mini straub

44: What was the last film you saw? arthur

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i tripped and my cheek got stabbed with the corner of a coffee table and i had to get stitches

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? musescore

48: What’s your sexual orientation? less bien

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not rly lol, no ones rly cared enough to do tht

50: Do you believe in magic? a lil

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes, but after 4 years i give them a second chance

52: What is your astrological sign? taurusss

53: Do you save money or spend it? save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? a subway sandwich

55: Love or lust? love

56: In a relationship? y e s hehehhhe

57: How many relationships have you had? techincally, 3. but the first 2 lasted for like 2 weeks so they really dont count. p much just this 1

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(

59: Where were you yesterday? at work lol

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? a spray bottle

61: Are you wearing socks right now? no ;)

62: What’s your favourite animal? giraffe

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? god i wish i had one,,, usually just tryna not b annoying lol

64: Where is your best friend? at rehearsal

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. positivewlwvibes lesbian-bottom-memes meaningfulsuggestion okay-pie atomicanderson haha bitchessssss

66: What is your heritage? white people soup

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? watching danny gonzalez 

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? hellman

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? no, i only clock out when I've worked my 9 hours. but noice q 69

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yea,, i send memes and im a crackhead

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? this job is seasonal bitch,,,, save that mf pupper

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? i would tell my pals, i would spend all of my money doing dumb shit, and id be scared as fuck bitch!!

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. this is a weird fucking q. i guess trust bc its a form of love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? girls like girls

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 6071

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication, checking in w the other person, making sure everything is all good

77: How can I win your heart? playing a song,,,,, bonus points if u wrote it ohymogd

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes absolutely

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? moving away from home for college

80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? pepparoni and chaese

82: What is your favourite word? effervescent 

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. tubes

84: What is a saying you say a lot? we cant all be winners

85: What’s the last song you listened to? i got you by karmin

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? lavender and p much any pastels

87: What is your current desktop picture? the gravity falls floating stan balloon that says i eat kids

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? i’d say trump, but then we’d have pence and it would be worse. 

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk,, theres so much embarrassing shit you could ask me i rly cant narrow it down

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? say whats up bro

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? telekinesis

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? going to the beach w pals and riding bikes and looking at the ocean :’)

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my dads existence rofl

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hayley. mf. williams

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? maryland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? not anymore!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope

98: Ever been on a plane? yup

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? raid the ice concentration camps