#a lot of arguments in favor of police militarization basically boil down to 'we need to kill people to protect our property'
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giantkillerjack · 2 years ago
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Exactly! 😁 Neither did I, and I'm guessing this is the case for most viewers! [autistic film theory infodump in 3... 2... 1...]
I think this was by design!
The joke only actually works as a joke on a second viewing at the very least, because if we haven't seen the whole film yet, then we aren't on the lookout for all the little ways this movie is winking and nodding at us throughout!
On the first watch, we are meant to assume that Miles designed the boxes. And so him saying that the boxes must have been reset also functions as a confirmation to the audience that the boxes even can be reset.
It is until later that we realize miles is basically always making confident statements based on next-to no meaningful knowledge of the things he's taking credit for!
So this moment goes from a clever misdirect on a first viewing to a clever confirmation of how shallow miles is in future viewings! Miles probably never even saw those boxes; he doesn't know if they can be reset! He is an empty fool cosplaying as a master of puzzles!
But since it has yet to be revealed that all of his statements are empty, YOU were actually correct to look for meaning in them! As was I!
We were directed to reach the most logical conclusion, which is exactly the same mistake made by brilliant Detective Benoit Blanc! This helps keep us engaged with the story!
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Another fun thing related to miles' bullshit being purposely obscured by the film was when Miles talks about the meaning of the Mona Lisa, he basically regurgitates the Wikipedia summary for the Mona Lisa as though it is some intelligent original art criticism he personally thought of (when really it is the same interpretation of the Mona Lisa we all learned in fucking grade school).
But what kills me is that I didn't even notice how obnoxious he was being in that moment (twice! I missed this the first two times I watched it!) because the film spends that entire monologue focused on Helen sharing her own secretive knowing look with the Mona Lisa, thus bringing us the audience closer to understanding what Miles is saying than he EVER will be. (What IS behind her smile? What DOES she see??)
And so! Also! In that moment, the movie is actually providing the fresh, clever take that Miles is pretending he is providing! Imagine! A fresh perspective on the Mona Lisa!! When was the last time THAT happened?!?!
I mean, I never gave a shit about the faded old thing til I saw this movie. I saw it in person at the Louvre. It is a small painting alone in a big crowded room. I went to see it because I had been told it had meaning and I was lucky enough to afford a trip to Europe in college. The personal meaning I took from it was "wow it is not worth being in a room this crowded when you could just look at a replaceable print."
And I'm obsessed with the way this film positions Janelle Monae as the new Mona Lisa: Irreplaceable, living, warm, priceless, real and true - and therefore infinitely more valuable.
I like how it makes that point in many ways, and that one of those ways is by using the very same bullshit that both the Mona Lisa and Helen (wake up boys new Mona Lisa just dropped) seem to see right through. And it's all hidden in plain sight! Which is probably the reason this movie is so eminently rewatchable!
One of the things I love about Glass Onion is the way that the camera and music work together to tell nonverbal jokes.
Like when Benoit basically has to hold Miles' hand to get him to the conclusion that someone reset the puzzle box Benoit lies about receiving:
Benoit asks if it's possible that someone reset the box, and Miles then declares that someone must have reset the box like it is this huge reveal - and the camera zooms out while the music subtly swells as though he really has figured out something smart, when actually he literally restated what Benoit just said.
#original#yes I end most of my sentences here with exclamation points but this is the opposite of when i do that in a work email#I really am just that enthusiastic about film theory!#Janelle Monae#glass onion spoilers#glass onion#knives out: glass onion#Benoit Blanc#helen brand#I will almost certainly end up writing a separate post just about the Mona Lisa thing. again.#I have a lot of thoughts about how modern people make Ancient Art relevant. I know it's not technically ancient it's Renaissance but#all that is semantics. the Renaissance is as lost to me as the Roman republic.#both still relevant in many ways but both ancient and up to us to find our own meaning in#I'm sure there have been other takes in the past 400 years and it is fine if you liked the Mona Lisa before this film#but I would argue this film made that thing the most widely relevant it's been since old Leo painted it#okay I got sidetracked on this post but anyway#my point is that the person who responded to my post is correct and watching movies in an intelligent way!#the only person that looks like a fool in that first moment I described is the one cosplaying as a master of puzzles!!#your response just made me really excited about this movie again#good god there was absolutely a more succinct way for me to make my point but I regret nothing. believe it or not this is the short version#note to self: if you make a post about the value of property vs human life the examples you wanted to use were#the British crown jewels and National Treasure of all things#basically I like that this movie states that even a Priceless Treasure cannot be put at a lesser value than human life#a lot of arguments in favor of police militarization basically boil down to 'we need to kill people to protect our property'#which doesn't seem related to National Treasure I know but I had a whole ass essay written and I ran out of space in the text so#this may be a task for another day if I remember. which if my hyper fixation continues I absolutely will.#look me in the eye and tell me that when you first saw a picture of the Mona Lisa as a child you didn't immediately think#'really? that's the BEST one? ever?? why??? yeah I guess it's fine but why this one??'
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