#a literal green ass toad. a literal blue ass beetle. a literal brown ass mole. ok don bluth who tf hurt YOU too? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

snekdood · 8 months ago

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its wild to me how western european beauty standards even effected me as a child. my blonde, blue-eyed ass. i'd tan and come inside to look at my skin and it was "darker" in a way thats not conventionally understood as beautiful, I thought I was "supposed" to have more red and orange pigment when I tanned

like this

but instead it was more like

this and it always made me feel insecure on a subconscious level, like i wasnt the "right type of tan" or something :/

anyways, everyone with olive skin is beautiful and fuck them other color undertones sdjkhbvsfgdvghsdfhgvdfshvgfdgshv

#fuck your red undertone ass #fuck your orange undertone ass #fuck your pink undertone ass #im green bitch and im a beautiful snake man.#im the evil swarthy bad guy type of tan not the blonde preppy barbie good girl type of tan :/#THIS is why i resonate w bruno btw bc they LITERALLY DID THE THING #everyone else has these warm or neutral skin tones besides him #and they demonize him and he has the cool olive tone and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #hes just like me hes just like me fr #ok well. felix has a cool undertone. BUT ITS NOT OLIVE. its like. purple-y almost.#isabellas kinda olive toned but shes a warm olive so the Good Guy olive 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒#apparently the greyer you are in complexion the more evil you get according to disney idk #no fr look at captain hook vs peter pan. look at maleficent vs sleeping beauty. look at jafar vs aladdin!#look at scar vs mufasa!!!! repunzel vs mother gothel!!!!#like!!! every villain!!!! cooler toned or cool olive toned! disney!!!! who hurt you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ik its not disney but. rasputin in anastatia. fuck even like. the bad guys who wanna marry thumbelina?#a literal green ass toad. a literal blue ass beetle. a literal brown ass mole. ok don bluth who tf hurt YOU too?

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