#a kiss to the old British lady that is suing and making life impossible to her bank bc they force her to do complicated online stuff

[stelashe]

Hi everyone! Welcome to our tutorial on How easy it is for Eveeery one(if u can't ur stupid) to do a simple task such as accede to post/bank/hospital office from home in italyyy!!! First the ingredients: flour, eggs, an hammer, a gun(u may need this later), a brand new device, a software and hardware, a scanner that u can borrow from doraemon, 0+ blood, elf hair, 100% patience potion ...oops something went wrong u gotta go in the most distant office and talk to an incompetent obnoxious lady :) oops it's closed try again aaaahhh nope ur poor buy a new phone and come back! Someone(not u who dis) tried to enter ur account with your credentials and password ur card is gonna explode in 321. And you're done! Go try ur new ability to order meds. Sorry your request is not valid :/. Now u can use the gun.