#a gf would be nice cause women :(( but also.. boobs?

[seventhcallisto]

Need a bf and a gf or two bfs or two gfs or one gf and one gf and one bf or maybe even two gfs and bfs or—

[golbrocklovely]

I honestly think it would be better if either Colby or Malia would get us more of Malia than just her boobs or ass. The hate M and C receive won’t calm down if esp Colby will make it look like he is there for her boobs and looks. And sorry to say it but for now it kinda looks like this . We can say that he is there for personality, but how they expect their fans to judge it this way , if we don’t see his gf in any other light than just her nice figure? If they are anyway open about their relationship and posting eo without any other worry, then honestly i cannot understand what is stopping f.e Colby from posting some more natural videos of them just interacting, where we can see more of real Malia. I believe that if she would be seen more of who she is , rather what does she looks like, then she would have been accepted by more of the people. But C posting only her hot photos, her boobs and ass , just throws her kinda more under the bus. She looks beautiful and hot, but for goddamn Man, if you see that your girl has been already called multiple names such as “whore” then why are you adding to the potion , by feeding her haters and letting them continue their scenerio of you being with her for just her body. It doesn’t picture you or your gf in good light, but we all know that at the end of the day, it’s M who receives much more hate, cause they will still thirsty for C.

i don't agree with your argument whatsoever.

bc here's the thing, what you're basically saying is one, anyone that shows off their body a lot has no personality and thus has to prove there is something more there, and two, it's malia's own fault for the hate she gets. and colby isn't helping and is instead stoking the flames by merely posting his own gf.

my issue here is that when has colby ever shown anything that would allude that he only cares about her body and that's it?? i've seen everything he's done with her, and none of it has ever been straight up "oh look at my hot sexy gf's tits and ass". the closest thing he ever came to maybe, and i'm saying the strongest maybe, is the cherry emoji he used for her now red hair (which again could be referring to her hair and not her boobs). other than that, it's not like this man is commenting peach and eggplant emojis every time she posts something. his comments are usually very basic and non-sexual/body related.

bc let's be forreal here for a moment, colby has had multiple flings over the years. all of these women have had nice bodies. if he was truly in this relationship for just the sex or just her body, why the hell would he hard launch her? why would he tell anyone about her? if it was just a fuck buddies friends with benefits situation, why would he share it with us now? if anything it would make more sense to say nothing and pretend she doesn't exist but keep the situationship going.

so this just shows that clearly there is something more going on, aka he's into her bc not only is she hot, she's also a full fledge human being with depth. a surprise that should come to literally no one. hot ppl can also have personalities. it's not that crazy of a concept.

and why should malia show off her personality? all it would do is cause the ppl that hate her to use it as ammunition later down the line to hurt her. i mean, her haters already use her body against her every chance they get, what's to stop them from picking her personality apart bit by bit? not only that, she has nothing to prove to us. she is not here for us. she's here for colby. that's who she is dating, that is who she has to make happy at the end of the day. genuinely, if i was her, i wouldn't talk to any of us. bc as a collective, we all fucking suck and are assholes for no reason other than bc we're judgmental losers who's parasocial relationship has rotted our brains out, thinking we somehow have a say in everything snc do with their lives. including who they date.

i know at the end of the day i'm not that way with snc, but as a whole that's probably how a lot of us come across regardless of our intentions.

also genuinely who's logging on to insta and saying "lemme see your personality". like… it's an aesthetics competition of a site. it's a place to post only the good and right angles of your life. bffr. i mean prime example is amber. we know she is amazing and super sweet, but her insta is just her mostly naked body and showing off how rich she is. her insta alone, if i was to think like how malia's haters do, would tell me she's a slut who has multiple sugar daddies and that she only cares about materialistic things. but that is not who she is, right? even if i never watched a single video of hers, her personality would still be there. so it's safe to say that malia's is also there, and just bc we don't get to see it doesn't mean it's nonexistent.

and even if she showed off her personality and somehow was a saint and an angel sent from heaven above, ppl that hate her would find something to complain about. she could wear a turtleneck and be covered from head to toe and still be called a whore. that's how misogyny works. it always counts against us regardless. a game with constant changing rules.

[violetnotez]

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(Requested) Hawks x reader

@chxcolxtemilk: Can I get an imagine with Hawks where the reader is his gf, and she got a BODY. She’s hourglass, slim thicc. Anyways. So during that intern arc where Bakugou and todoroki are like interning with Endeveour and it’s like a meeting and the work students are there and they all think reader fine af, but like mineta takes it overboard and hawks gets protective. Especially since readers hero costume shows off her curves please! Have a nice day ❤️

I read “slim thick” reader and my eyes went 👀👀👀-also sorry if this is a little wonky in the canon timeline cause my brain can’t function 😂😂

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⤷Word Count: 1200+ (?-Im just guessing here sidfnsdifiw)

⤷Warnings: Pervy Mineta, cursing, the usallllll

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Hawks stood in the back of the room, his arms crossed around his lean yet sturdy body, a smirk gracing his lips as he watched you speak with a loud welcoming voice to the newbies.

Hero schools across the nation were starting up their students for internships with hero agencies, and UA was no different. Countless teachers from that high school were shuffling their kids into agencies, and it was one of your duties to greet the students that were about to enter their internships for the other pros. It saved alot of time when one hero told the kids the do’s and don’ts of their internship, so you had sorta graciously took the role (you had lost a match of Rock Paper Scissors to Hawks and you were fuming).

Only you could make public speaking interesting to him-especially when you were in your hero suit (even if it sounded pretty perverted).

He couldnt help himself from letting his eyes wander around your frame- you were dating after all, it wasnt like you wouldnt want him to...but damn was that hero suit a blessing to his eyes. Whoever designed it, he wished he could perosnally thank them for making it so perfectly sexy on your frame.

 Your quirk relied on you to show a little more skin, as you needed to physically touch things in order to activate it. Which made it the perfect for Hawks (and others) to gawk at your curvacious figure- deep swoops on your chest, high cuts against your leg that showed off your hips, an expanse of the soft skin of your thigh….it was absolutely tantalizing to him and left his whole body throbbing every time he saw you in your suit.

Hawks felt his heart thump in his chest from the back of the room as he watched you bend down, apparently having dropped a piece of paper on the floor.

How you bent down gave the best view of your chest-the mounds pushed up so delciosuly he licked his lips from the sight- and then the nervous, innocent laugh you gave as you fiddled with your hair- god, you really just the most beautiful little birdie, werent you?

Hawks loveisck grin quickly melted away when he heard a slow whistle come from the seat in fornt of him- apparently somebody else found his little chickadee pretty too…

Immeidately Hawks felt his the feathers on his back ruffle- he usually wasnt protective at all, as long as  everyone knew that you were his and his only.

But oh, the moment he got a whiff of someone trying to flirt or be smitten with you-he immeidately did a 180, becoming fussy and dominant as he shielded you or sent the person a death glare behind a strained smile. 

“...could you imagine snuggling into her boobs? They must be so soft….” he heard a nasally, boyish voice whisper to his friend next to him, a few seats to his right.

Well-that was pretty fucking creepy.

Hawk’s head swiveled around, trying to find the voice. He was trying his best to not let his emotions do something rash-he didnt want to throw you off your task by doing something stupid. He was pretty known for his outgoing and filter-less peronality, so it was taking everything in him to just be calm for once, for your sake. Hawks quietly began to walk behind the seats of the kids, trying to find the owner of the voice.

“Ohhhh I would do anything for her if I could call her Mommy just once-”

The hell was this kid?! And how old was he to be making such nasty ass comments??

Hawks felt his cheeks flush, his eyes darting around, finaly landing on a student who seemed to be whispering to his friend with electric yellow hair.

He recognizied the kid with the bright hair- you had taken him on as a intern, his name was… Kalimari? Kanimari? 

He didnt quite remmeber, and frankly didnt really care that much as his eyes were trained on the kid next to him- he was so short, only his hair was visible from the seat- if you could it hair. Three balls of messy purple spheres were planted on his head as he leaned into the boy next to him.

“Hey Kaminari you think you wanna switch interns? Ill do anything, anything to just be next to her…”

“No way man!” the kid “Kaminari” whisiper yelled at him, “I landed a total babe as a intern, Im not loosing that-”

Hawks blinked a few times in complete shock- now this kid too! He knew you were a hit with the men (because hell he was a total fanboy before meeting you just because of how hot you were), but god he didnt realize you were popular with the teens too! It made sense, boys were pretty, well- interested- in women alot more at this age, but still- it bothered him how possessive he was getting because of these boys.

“Ahh please Denki!”

“Nah Mineta youre crazy!”

So his name was Mineta...Hawks leaned against the wall, his hands fidgeting as he tried to stay calm.

He might be petty enough to give a small call to his intern and see how he can make his life a little hellish….

Hawks drew his gaze back to you, hoping that maybe watching you speak will calm him down...but the kid wouldnt let up.

The whole time you were talking “Mineta” made every comment in the book, wondering “if you liked short guys”, “how big your butt was”, even asking if you had modeled lingerie….Hawks was pratically mortified for you.

Were all guys liked this? Cause god, if it was, he was going to have a problem...he felt his chest fluff out in dominance, his feathers pratically vibrating from agitation because of how possessive he was feeling and he couldnt do a single thing.

He watched you looked around the crowd, a soft radiant smile on your lips.

“Does anyone have any questions?” you asked as you peered up at the students.

Mineta instantly raised his hand, Hawks stomach churning with dread.

Unaware of the situation Hawks had just witnessed, you gave to boy a bright grin. 

“Yes?” you asked goodnaturedly.

Mineta sniffled, his voice nasally and somewhat desperate sounding. 

“Yeah I had a question- um, how big are you boo-”

Haha, nope.

Hawks instantly sent a bunch of feathers zooming towards Mineta, each one ramming into his open mouth. The force took over his frail body, the sight almost comical as his eyes grew wide with fear as he began to lean back, his pudgy hands flailing.

Hawks felt a small part of him inflate with dirty pride from his little trick, a lazy grin gracing his lips as everyone in the room turned around to watch him with complete shock.

“Sorry about that kiddos, had to just demonstrate somehting for you guys real quick...” Hawks looked down at you, your face blushing yet riddled with conufsion. He sent you a small smile, giving you a quick wink- “Ill tell you later” was written on his face as he turned his attention back to the students in fornt of him. 

“...when you intern with your heroes, show them some respect...cause words get around when you talk out of place-”

The Mineta kid turned around, sputtered coughs dribbling out of his mouth as he picked fluffs of feather off his tongue. His eyes widened as he turned around and realized what was going on, the #2 hero giving him the deadliest glare imaginable. 

Hawks could almost feel sympathy for the kid-almost. He must have realized who had shut him, after all, you two were dating (and Hawks had made sure that everyone knew that).

Hawks sauntered over, a dark grin wrapping against his complexion as he kneeled down to get to the kids level.

“I’d watch what you say, kid- my feathers can get sharper when I want them to,” 

A gulp could be heard from Mineta, his skin paling as the #2 hero, the one dating the pretty herione in front of him, had pretty much threatened him.

Yeah, he stayed quiet after that.

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[otometearoom]

I Finished Tsumugu Logic!! Overview/Rant

It took me a month, but I finished the last chapter of the game and got the true ending. I will keep playing to get all of the other bad ends, etc. 

I have so so many feels about this game, y’all. I will be highlighting a few chapters in the game, so if you haven’t finished it. Beware of spoilers!!

[MANY SPOILERS/ENDINGS BELOW]

To recount my feelings throughout the game for each character: 

1. Tsumugu is a cutie pie. I actually really related to him, because I’m also at that point in my life where I have to decide what exactly I want to do for the rest of my life. I just finished university, but I’m still unsure about my career ahahah. So, seeing Tsumugu struggle to figure his life out was refreshing. 

2. “Sosei” is so hot. I laid eyes on him and thought, uh-oh, he’s my new addiction ahahah. I would buy his merchandise if there was any. The dude loves sweets (how cute is that) and he has such a good head for mysteries (my dream man). Plus, he’s a tsundere but really cares about Tsumugu, often giving hints and advice to him. He’s a very trustworthy older brother/senpai. I could gush over how much I love Sosei for ages. His drunken habits -> those are to die for. He becomes so lewd and straightforward. I love it. 

“Koyo”, on the other hand, I didn’t like him as much as Sosei. Which is weird, cause I love ikemen. Maybe I’m just drawn more into the withdrawn, mysterious guys?? I do like the concept of twin brothers though. I have a bit of a dirty mind so when the twins said they shared everything, even their gf, I was like ohohoho, 3p? 

I absolutely enjoyed the twins together though. I love seeing them pretend to be the other. I wish they had more of an appearance lol. I could even say that Sosei and Koyo are a scale higher than Tsumugu for me. I wish the twins were the main protagonists ahahah. No offense Tsumugu. 

I’ll just summarize my first impressions for others real quick: 

3. Kotoko - I thought she was cute, but I never really liked her and couldn’t quite pinpoint exactly why. This feeling will come into play later on. So at first, I was like meh, she’s okay, I guess. But, as I learned more about her, I really didn’t like her character that much. I mean, I wouldn’t say I hated her but I didn’t find her as a good fit for Tsumugu. 

- When she told Tsumugu to be a salesman or whatever. I was like, do you even know Tsumugu? Lmao. I didn’t know if it was just me empathizing with Tsumugu cuz I’ve often been told of what I should be, but no one asks what I want to be. 

- When she didn’t want to help Mirei, I thought how odd, for someone who tries to befriend everyone, she’s not doing so well as a heroine. I mean, it was realistic, at least. But, I think the chapter where she admits that she tries really hard to fit in so others will like her was starting to draw some red flags for me. It made me wonder how much of her was ‘real’. Idk if I’m making any sense though.

- When she swung the knife at Tsumugu, I didn’t hate her as much as I did when she swung the knife at Sosei (who protected Tsumugu) and killed him. I was furious then. 

4. Sally - I admit I was really turned off by the girly lolita style. Mainly because I’m more tomboyish irl. But, she had a good sense of justice so I actually liked her. It did come as a shock to me though that she was the “gorilla” girl that was forced to kiss Nozaki. Tbh, I was kinda sad she died at the end. Like, I know she killed Hikone, but I could understand her motive better than I could understand Kotoko’s motive. Maybe cuz I have an older brother and can’t see myself being a brocon? ahahah. 

5. Toma - In terms of hotness, he comes 2nd right after Sosei. He’s a really good friend. And I absolutely adore how he scares ppl with his glare lol. i love yankees ahaha. He’s not afraid to speak his mind. He’s a very solid character.

6. Daimon - My girl crush. High key curious who she’s arranged to marry because her fiance seems boring. Who takes an hour to choose a handkerchief? Anyways, Im sad that Daimon and Sosei never got to meet because I’m low key shipping them. Idk if they’d click well romantically because they’re so similar, but I would’ve loved for some sort of interaction. They’d make for an epic couple, solving mysteries. I really wanna write a fic for them. 

7. Tsukasa Tsukasa - I didn’t like him because of the cheating and blaming on my poor Toma, but after that, he was okay. Plus, he helped write the Tsumugu’s love letter to Kotoko. Which I find is funny, because Kotoko copied Tsukasa’s writing, thinking it was Tsumugu’s. Ahahah. The lesson here, folks, is that don’t use your own handwriting in love letters, you never know if you’re crush will copy said handwriting into your own suicide letter. 

8. Mirei - that girl can sing. I kinda cried after hearing it cuz I was going through something at the time and it really encouraged me. 

9. Landlady & Hikkimori - Both names that I can’t remember off the top of my head. I think both people are fun. The landlady is super supportive. And the hikkimori refusing to talk with Sosei made for a fun dynamic. I genuinely enjoyed seeing Sosei offended. Nice way to see emotions on my fave character. 

10. Other characters (Rindo, Happy, Travel Club Members) - I genuinely did not care enough about ahahah. I think I even enjoyed seeing some of them murdered, tbh. They were really horrible people in different ways. 

The Black club members headed under Fumi. Like what? How do you control victims to be assailants and live with yourself to be a future kindergarten teacher? Like what? I couldn’t live with myself if I was her. Plus, her disproportionately large boobs were really weirding me out. I can’t believe Yu died all because Fumi wanted to f*ck him. It’s like one day you’re living your best life and someone thinks, ah, I wanna ruin this person. 

Don’t even get me started with Nozaki. That dude is a piece of trash. Human garbage. He knows how it feels to be a victim and yet thinks it’s his right to assault women. I wanted to slap that guy so hard. So many times. He was like the boy who cried wolf. He kept pretending to be dead and eventually died in the hands of Kotoko. XD I wonder what his last thoughts were. To have died in the hands of someone he trusted. 

Hikone was another nutcase. From what I understood, he just saw everyone else as characters in his book. Sure, he didn’t physically harm anyone, but doing nothing and observing is just as much of a crime as committing it. 

Shun. I never really like cutesy guys. But when he turned out to be an ex-pimp plus lover of Fumi, he fell off the likeable scale. 

Yoshimoto being an uncontrollable drunk murderer was the only thing needed to complete the psycho Travel Club members. Tbh, I thought he was the one behind the killings at first ahaha. 

Suguha. I thought she was a tough chick. It was cool to know that she had another motive to get closer to Fumi. Because I thought it was weird how she took her cellphone at the BBQ restaurant. It’s nice to know that SEEC still foreshadows like that. 

[sweet-xoxo-thatcares]

Problem is....would I really be able to have sex in public with a stranger like I see in the pornos, or would it just be better to wait until I meet someone I can trust and won't force me to do something I'm unsure or uncomfortable with....

I think I just might be afraid of getting taken advantage again or I'm afraid I might just be too smart, manipulative and aggressive in bed to figure out how to turn somebody on just by how they say they like other things, their appearance, and their approach to me. Cause I find some white men swipe right on me to get dominanted by me, because I intimidate them....but still there's some who are just interested black or white who like my boobs and just want sex.

Idk if it would just be smarter and safer to just have sex with a couple to get all my sexual cravings served all in one. Especially if the guy has a nice ass. Well let's be real both the wife/gf and the husband/bf....

Cause I like ass, and I'm interested in big butts with hair on men and transmen....

I think it's my porn selection 🤔

There's too many ideas and things I wanna try and really wanna do but it's all on one plate.

I'm worried it might be too late, since 25 is like the edge of being seen as too old to not take relationships or sex seriously in a commitment.

And I just wanted to redo my bad couple experience with a good one 😅

And also want a girlfriend. But I don't know yet if I wanna get married if I'm still having these sexual desires that I never ripped the comfort-bandaid off about. Cause comfort means safe for me.

If I could have sex with a much older couple in my friends neighborhood and just come back to her house like nothing happened....I think I would feel full, dirty and raunchy. Perfect after sex feeling lol 🤣

Why do I have such a long list of dark desires that I don't want people to know about??

Especially to visit a bdsm or sex party and come back home to my normal, boring life and just live depressed and repressed again. Edging myself with this existence I only would share to someone who knows how it feels.

But knowing I could never marry someone who is just as equally hyperactive as I in my own head, I would never want my kids to know they inherited Genes from a secret sex freak who wants to try everything on the menu like it's food.

Sex isn't food, it's about love. My heart and my head says, but Jay brought out my dark side that says "Sex is all about secrets, games, and desires."

Jay taught me that people talk about what they think us women don't know while we were having sex with her...Jocelyn. His primary identity.

Jay was jealous of me and Ayunna as she watched us kiss each other the 1st time.

I think that's why I like couples too. I can figure them out without them having to say anything. I can just watch, and then tag myself and adapt to what they want....or let's be honest....need.

Cause couples with open relationships or looking for a threesome are bored in their relationship 😏

[jmkitsune]

All the questions for the inappropriate asks

....hoooo boy...uhhh ok...THIS IS GOIN UNDER A CUT

When was the last time you masturbated?

I don’t generally sooo probably last time I was dating someone who wanted to watch me so yeah

Do you enjoy being fingered/fingering?

Its foreplay and can make a girl feel good sooo yeah duh

How do you feel about food during sex?

you want ants? THATS HOW YA GET ANTS....

sorry uhhh *shrugs never came up sooo no opinion

What do you do directly after sex?

uhh *thinks* well last time/partner- generally cuddled, snuggled and such then would both fall asleep together

Cuddle with the tip in?

*thinks* ya know...not gonna lie...don’t think this has happened yeah no havent done this

What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve done?

uhhhh sorry I got nothin, my sex life has been like tame as hell

Name a follower you would fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA nope sorry lol I’ll get in trouble

Name a follower you have fucked.

someone I follow? no one

someone that follows me- yeah no one

What’s the sexiest part of your body?

*looks at myself* .... ask my exes? I don’t fuckin no lol like I’m gonna be honest I’m gonna cop out and say my tattoos or somethin cause I don’t find myself sexy lol

FuckMarryKill: DJ Khalid, Rick Ross, Fat Joe

pass cause I only know khalid and just yeah pass

Would you ever be with a trans person?

I mean hasn’t came up, I’m demi so I’d have to be into a trans woman to find out, and since that hasn’t happened to my knowledge (none of the women I’ve been interested in/with have came out as trans women) I am gonna go with- until it happens who knows

Riding dick or doggy style?

in terms of which do I like? I like my girlfriend to ride and i like doggy equally not gonna lie both have perks and appeal

Ever fucked in a school?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

no really though- I was sleeping in school, and my gf in hs dropped out...twice sooo no sex in school

Most random place you’ve had sex?

uhh good question...shower? yeah that’s probably the most random

Would you ever be part of the mile high club?

eh if I’m dating someone and she is adventurous I’d consider it? I’m awkward as fuck so she’d have to really encourage that it’d be ok XD

Name three of your spots.

that spot near your jaw/behind ear,

uh *shrugs* yeah I honestly can’t think of more than that XD I’m terrible

Fuck on the first date?

see only if I have known them long enough to see them sexually like, I’ve dated someone I knew for years so there was already a strong as fuck connection allowing for it...but there have also been women I’ve dated that I didn’t see her sexually for months sooo

Do you suck dick?

I do not

Do you eat ass?

I have not, haven’t been asked to, haven’t thought bout it seriously, sooo yeah no

Do you eat pussy?

have only with one girlfriend not gonna lie

Do you like kissing?

LOVE kissing its very intimate and such

Is farting during sex sexy?

....no?

Ever fucked in the shower?

yeah it sucked

don’t do it

bad

VERY BAD IDEA

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

uhhh 15...16?

Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

when I’m horny? position of sun does not matter?

Do you like drunk sex?

I don’t drink anymore and I won’t sleep with a woman if she is drunk so nope

Do you like high sex?

I don’t smoke and wouldn’t sleep with someone who is high

FuckMarryKill: Nicki Minaj; Cardi B; Kash Doll

uhhhhh no

When was your first kiss?

had to search my blog for this cause I answered it in the past- 

I was like 15 or so. Was bringing home the gf at the time from a swimming hang out with friends, well my mom said to walk her to the door and I did, and when we got there, she started to walk in and I said I’d see her tomorrow at school and she smiled, picked me up (literally- I was off the ground) kissed me, put me back down, smiled again and nodded. My mom gave me shit the whole way home after that cause how I looked afterwards and such.

How did you meet the person you lost your virginity to?

part of the friendgroup

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Ever painted/been painted on?

no

You like sex toys?

eh they are fun/cool, like only really used them on my girlfriends in the past soo little/limited experience

What’s your favorite sex position?

mmmm toss between doggy style, her riding me but also I only have done like 3 positions so not experienced much

Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?

I’ve done all three...and I’ll take bed over the other two but not against the other two if the situation comes up ya know?

Do you like car sex?

haven’t done it...but gonna guess I’d have to REALLY want the girl before I say sure cauuse I don’t being in cars much lol

You get instantly horny; what happened?

girl I’m dating is naked? like yeah lol if I’m dating you and you’re undressed or anything odds are it worked

FuckMarryKill: Trey Songz, Chris Brown, August Alsina.

skip boring

Describe your crush.

*stares* uhhhhhhhhhh *whistles innocently* I am sooooooooo gonna catch shit for this

she’s got pretty eyes

fucking nerd in the coolest ways

I made puns and she didn’t groan soo that was cool

shorter than me

can sing REALLY good (even for a banshee)

smart as hell from what I can tell

funny

really cute

very nice

cute voice like when she talks its cute

uhhh gorgeous smile

yeah stopping now cause just moving on

Would you ever be with someone with an incurable STD?

I almost did date someone with an STD, we didn’t work just cause it didn’t click after a few dates soo yeah I guess?

Rate your head game.

only given to one girlfriend and she didn’t mind...or say anything bad so I guess I’m ok? but don’t doubt could use improvement with whomever I go down on next because there is always room to improve in that area?

Rate your sex.

BIG SHRUG EMOJI

Would you fuck someone outside of your race?

been there done that

Describe the type of freak you are.

*crickets chirp* yeahhh see unless I’m with someone/really into them sex is the last thing on my mind really sooooooo lol

Ever tasted your own nut/cum?

I has

Into golden showers?

I AM NOT R.Kelly

Body count: Under or Over 25?

like people I’ve slept with?

4 people no biggie

How do you feel about nipple play?

its hot

Where do you like to be nutted on?

*side eyes*

Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?

SEE...I think this is a dom/sub thing and I have zero bdsm experience sooo

What do you consider “too small?”

well I mean I’m into women so if we’re talking boobs- all boobs are great boobs, yes I prefer bigger boobs so I dunno, if we’re talking bout body size...smallest I’ve dated/slept with was...at the time a size...12? I think? I dunno

Is play fighting foreplay?

like fisticuffs? or like wrestling around the bed teasing each other? cause like I dunno

Do you like angry sex?

nooo when I’m angry I don’t wanna be touched so I don’t think angry sex would work for me

How long should a quickie be?

like a miniskirt- long enough to cover all the details but short enough to be good and interesting

How long is “too long” to have sex?

if we get bored? 

How long is “too long” to go without sex?

ok

I have gone 3.5/4 years without while single, I have gone 6-9 months while with a girlfriend without

if you are with someone who doesn’t want it- you accept it/break up find some sex

if you’re single and aren’t getting any- oh well? I personally am not the type to go “ITS BEEN TOO LONG WOE IS ME” 

Is “no” relevant in a relationship?

...what? like, does my partner have the ability to say no to sex?

yes

if she isn’t in the mood- she says no and its done

period

what kind question is that?!

Do you believe in no-strings-attached sex?

nope

Would you have sex in a public bathroom?

ok now that I see this...this is probably the most random place I’ve had sex...I forgot bout this one 

it was a womans room- a VERY FANCY woman’s room in a mall, like the place was immaculate, THERE WAS A COUCH AND IT WAS SOO COMFY...we didn’t fuck on the couch, I sat on it after while she fixed her hair, I was so comfy and didn’t wanna leave lol

Would you have sex in a changing room?

i dunno, again if the person I am dating said she wanted to and such like I’d be open to think bout it

Who was the last person you had sex with?

my last girlfriend

Describe your type.

funny, smart, creative, nerdy as fuck, compassionate, kind, ambitious

physically though- I like longish/longer hair, bigger boobs, curves/softer body or as one my friend says “squishy body figure” uhhh eyes are like my weakness, if I ever say to you that I love your eyes honestly that means you probably can distract me just by looking at me lol, uhhhh *Shrugs* 

Name 3 turn-ons.

the spot near jaw/behind ear like weak spot of mine

playing with my hair and I don’t let people do that often so if I let you its cause I trust you and probably it’ll eithe relax me and turn me into like a sleepy fox in your lap or turn me on, 50/50

light scratching 

Name 3 turn-offs.

republican

bigot

pot

Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex.

ok

so this has actually happened >.>

girl I was with kinda said one of her kinks MID sex...and it was’t one I was into so yeah mood died, I’m not gonna say the kink cause there is no kink shaming, like she can do her, but just no not for me, like the WHOLE night was dead after that >.> I actually crashed on her couch cause I was like yeah no

Would you answer a phone call during sex?

no

Would you ever pay for sex?

no

Would you accept money for sex?

hahahah I’m not worth money, trust me

How do you typically feel after sex?

cuddly, affectionate, clingy

Do you like your body?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

Ever sent nudes?

I has

Have you ever cheated on someone?

accused of it

haven’t done it

Have you ever been cheated on?

yuuuuuup

Would you have a threesome?

not gonna lie- probably not

like if I love someone and am sleeping with them, I really don’t think someone else would blip on my radar

Would you have a foursome?

see above

Would you take part in an orgy?

no

Would you let’s train be ran on you?

WHAT?!

How often do you masturbate?

don’t generally

Sex with the lights on or off?

both

Sex with music or tv in the background?

if I had to pick one of the two? tv probably, music would just I dunno

Do you have a cousin you’d fuck if you weren’t related?

no like a billion times no, I grew up with ALLLLL my friends wanting to bang my cousin, just no

In your last relationships, rate the sex?

mmmm didn’t have sex often so I don’t wanna rate it unfairly to be honest

Do you sleep naked?

only did when I was dating my ex, not something I generally do

How often do you go commando?

never

Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?

no and no

Do you dive right into sex, or converse first?

depends? wait like with someone new? if you mean like talk bout sex, learn each others stuff before fucking- yeah I try to, I wanna know what you like, what dont like, etc so that we don’t make it weird for each other and it can be enjoyed

After taking your clothes off, what’s the first move?

I have no “moves” I literally kinda just go with whatever happens >.>

Do you make the first move?

*shrugs*

Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?

I snorted at this but no

Do you like dryhumping ?

eh not gonna lie- like hearing the question and thinking my mind says “thats sooo high school dating” but I know thats not what it means

Can you twerk or do a split on a dick?

no

Have you ever been recorded during sex?

no

Do you watch porn during sex?

I don’t watch porn

After fucking, do you try becoming friends with a one night stand?

never done a one night --well TRIED to but couldn’t so no

What’s your kink?

my kink is fucking the woman I love whenever she wants as much as we want?

Would you hook up with the same hook-up again?

don’t do hook ups

Ever made a relationship from a one night stand?

tried it didn’t click

How romantic are you during sex?

depends on the sex, sometimes it can be romantic, other times it can be just we’re both horny sooo no time for romance?

Describe your sex in 5 words or less.

I do not even know?