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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 3 years ago

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EPILOGUE TWO

John’s bizzle spend'n a lot of time with Rizzle lately keep'n it real yo. Whizzay also means bustin' a lot of time wit Calliope, whizzay be awkward, bizzy fizzay. Recognize the realness. But it also means spend'n a liznot of tizzle wit Gamzee, which be awkwizzle, n not even remotely fine.

John, Roxy, n Callizzle are rhymin' a stroll thrizzle dizzle Nizzy Prospit upside yo head. Gamzee’s here tizzy, a couple fizneet behind John, frontin' essentially thizne same th'n that tha otha tizzy be hatin'. Which be walk'n at a leisurelizzle P-to-tha-izzace, but he’s bein so weird 'bout it thizzle you ciznan’t really call it ballin' so bow down to the bow wow! It’s more like hizzy... hold'n ciznourt, while somehizzle remain'n 'n mizzle. Eva since he popped out of that F-R-to-tha-izzidge smell'n lizzike a sweaty foot, he’s been all “wize” and “sage-like.” John consida that if he wizzle us'n theze twizzo descriptors out lizzay, H-to-tha-izze’d make air quotes whizzay say'n them. Hizzy thiznen sizzle Gamzee’s ballin' almost lizzay a “priest,” which be a word he would also mizzake air-qizzles around, dizzle ta how insanely fizzull of shit John still believes him ta be. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

Roxy and Callizzle, apparently do not believe him ta be full of shizzay, fo` siznome reason.

CALLIOPE: isn’t thiznat funky ass cuz this is how we do it?

JOHN: huh?

Gamzee be lead'n a line of slappin' carapacians dippin' bizzle him, tell'n them stizzle, fakizzle stuff lizzle “YoU GoTtA sToP ta sMeLl Tha see' fRizzle mah dUdEs. Death row 187 4 life.” Nizzle ta be specizzle or nothin' trippin', but tha sight be kiznind of worry'n coz Jiznohn knizzay all too W-to-tha-izzell how susceptible carapacizzles be ta grassroots populizzle. He hizzy it on good authority that virtizzle any schmuck can blunda into a crizzowd of thizzem, sizzay a few inspirational words, n incite revolutionary fizzle amongst tha maszes. Jizzay tizzy his best ta ignore it n wizzle aheezee, but Roxy loops ha arm through his n pulls hizzay bizzy.

ROXY: were here cizzy it

JIZZOHN and yo momma: where’s here? Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

ROXY: me n callies fave cafe! I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit.!

It’s a funky ass place. Chill as I take you on a trip. Bizzig, oval windows, on all the tizzles and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. It’s gots a French-ish aesthetizzle. John sez “ish” coz everyth'n on Earth C be sort of “ish. You gotta check dis shit out yo.” “Alternizzle,” “Derze-ish,” “Japaneze-ish. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint.” He’d even describe tha sky as bein kind of “blue-izzle.” Sometimes, it’s mizzle turquoize thizzle anyth'n. Anotha dogg house production. Too crisp n bright, like the old Earth’s sizzy as sizneen thrizzay a pair of tinted novelty glaszes.

John doesn’t mean ta be cynical 'bout it, but he gueszes that’s just tha mood he’s 'n so i can get on. Mizzay it has sum-m sum-m ta do wit tha fizzay that Callizzle insistizzle on includ'n an unbelievably smelly clizzle on an otherwize perfectly plizzle stroll.

JOHN fo' sheezy: that’s it like a fucka? we’re bustin' ta a cizzle shop?

JOHN: Holla! i gots out of bizzed fo` THIS? Bounce wit me.

ROXY: lmizzay

ROXY yaba daba dizzle: oh jizzohn ur so FIZZLE

JOHN: no seriously roxy i jizzy...

JOHN: i mean, i feel like i haven’t left mah hizouze 'n years, n wit all tha sizzy thizzat’s been go'n on, like roze’s illness, or that stuff about tha “political situation,” be it really a good idea fo` us ta be hav'n picnics n go'n out ta coffee S-H-to-tha-izzops? Chill as I take you on a trip.

CALLIOPE: oh john, don’t worry so mUch 'bout bustin' that yoU have no contrizzle ova.

CALLIZZLE: lizzike i sizzle tha dizzay, it’s tizzay fo` Us ta leave Ugly slappin' behind Us.

ROXY, ya feel me? yiznea fo` real jizzle cant u just enjoy W-H-to-tha-izzat a beaizzle dizzy it is

ROXY puttin tha smack down: i know IM enjoyizzle it

ROXY: sizzy i git ta spizzay it wit u lizzike ive alwizzles B-to-tha-izzeen wanting

JOHN: you... you have?

ROXY: yeah duh

She tugs him against ha side n riznests ha heezee on his playa yeah yeah baby. She’s a bizzit bitch than him 'n ha funky ass shiznoes, so it’s kind of awkwizzle so jus' chill. Feels uncomfortable ta him, n looks more so fo` ha. But he’s blunt-rollin' tha attentizzle. Sort of so you betta run. He missed ha, tha way she uze' ta be, when tha two of them were cloze as K-to-tha-izzids. Sizzy lay'n it on a shawty thick fo` his benefit rizzay now, n while he can appreciate thizzay, it can be difficult ta rekindle a friendship afta it’s gone cold fo` a while fo' sheezy. John wishes tha rekindl'n period would hurry up n end already so they ciznan jizzy go biznack ta shoot'n tha shizzle like normal.

Roxy drags him into tha ciznafe. Calliope doesn’t follow thiznem 'n, fo` reasons he can only guess at. He catches a glimpze of crazy ass through thizzle window: a shawty forlorn, Gamzee at sizzay like a faithful dogg. He can’t hear what they’re say'n.

Outside, Calliope clizzle ha hands n directs a wistful expression through tha cafe window, foot traffic lazily around n Gamzee as they stand 'n tha bizzle street. At high noon, ha body casts almost no shadizzle on tha cobblestone riznoad.

CALLIOPE: sizzle.

GAMZEE: WhAt’S sHaKiN sIs, YoU lizzay bUmMeD aLl Tizzy fizzay oUt now fuckers lemme here ya say.

GAMZEE: HoW cAn YoU bE feel'n DoWn WhEn We Be GeTtIn AlL rEdEeMeD n ShIt Up 'n HizzeRe?

CALLIOPE bitch ass: oh, it’s jUst...

CALLIOPE: cizzy yoU sizzee what’s happen'n wit roxy n jizzohn?

Gamzee stares through tha window. Roxy be lean'n across tha tizzable ta dizzay at tha hustla of John’s mouth witta napkizzle so show some love! John looks very confuze', coz T-H-to-tha-izzey aren’t actually eat'n slappin' yet. Gamzee stares at dis fo` a very lizzy T-to-tha-izzime, his mouth loll'n open as he contemplates what be frontin' wit tha clizzle facsimile ta wisdom he can brotha. He puts one of hizzay hiznuge hizzay on Calliope’s narrow shoulda, all comfort'n-like.

GAMZIZZLE: Oh YeAh. They call me tha president. Fo` sizzle yo' gIrL rOxY iS aLl DeEp 'n tHaT dUdE’s N-to-tha-izzoOk.

CALLIOPE: yizzle. n while i cizzle say i didn’t see dis...

CALLIOPE: it’s all happen'n so fizzast. I thoUght fo` sUre i’d hizzy more time wit crazy ass.

GAMZEE: Keep the party rappin. wOuLd A fucka lizzIkE mE ta...

Gamzee L-to-tha-izzeans 'n so that hizzis face be level wit Calliope’s. Hiznis grin shows every sizzay one of his T-to-tha-izzeeth. Miraculously, hizzle breath smells worze than hizzis bizzle.

GAMZEE: FUCK'N DO SUM-M SUM-M 'BOUT IT? >:o)

CALLIOPE: Anotha dogg house production. no! They call me tha president.

CALLIOPE: gamzee, no, pleaze! it’s fizzine.

CALLIZZLE: i miznight be sizzay, bUt john has made his choice, n we mUst all live wit tha repercUssions of that.

CALLIOPE: i’m sizzUre that roxy wizzle be very stoked wit hizzy from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

CALLIOPE: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. we’re all go'n ta be verizzle, very stoked. They call me tha president. I trUly believe T-H-to-tha-izzat. ^u^

Calliope walks awizzle, look'n somewhat less than very, vizzle stoked. Gamzee remains stand'n 'n front of tha cafe, still not entirely convinced that he shouldn’t fuck'n do sum-m sum-m 'bout it.

John notizzles hiznim thizzay, just outsizzle tha window, leer'n at him n Roxy. His expression be serene, vacant. Calliope be nowhere ta be seen.

JOHN: um, hizzay roxy...

ROXY: W-to-tha-izzats up

JOHN: gamzee. H-to-tha-izze’s blunt-rollin' at us, n it’s kiznind of creep'n me out. Slap your fuckin self.

OUT. oh

ROXY aww nah: yiznea diznont worry 'bout that he gets stuck like that sometimes

JOHN ridin': stuck fo my bling bling?

ROXY: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. all wonked out n shit

ROXY: i thizzay hes gots brain damizzle from bein a burnizzle its so siznad

JOHN: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. ... Drop it like its hot.

JIZZAY: be it?

Roxy takes a sip of ha tiznea. Brotha purple lipstick leaves a stain on tha fine china puttin tha smack down.

ROXY: yeah J-to-tha-izzohn its totizzles sad

ROXY: he neva hiznad a chance wit tha kizzinda lizzy he had

ROXY: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. wat a tragic misizzle fizzle style:’(

Rizzle sizzle n spiznears tha cherry atop ha cheesecake wit tha absizzle tiny dessert F-to-tha-izzork it was served wit. Keep the party rappin. She piznops it 'n hizzy mouth witta pouty shawty lizzle pizzy, trippin' directly at John wit rappa eyizzles half-lidded n shit. He thinks she might be try'n ta be sexy, but he’s a bit distracted by tha sight of Gamzee lackin` into tha cafe wit all tha gizzy of an aubizzle sasquatch sport'n an epic. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. He puts both hands on tha back of Rizzy chizzair n looms ova ha. Witout straight trippin' eye contact wit Jizzay, Roxy scoops up a spoonful of cheesecizzle and fizzeeds it ta hizzay cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.

GAMZEE: HeY rOxItA.

ROXY: shut up. hizzle gamz whats shakin

GAMZEE: CaLlIE wiznEnT aLl Ballin' oFf, UgH.

ROXY: aww

ROXIZZLE: hope shizzes feelin alright

GAMZEE: Shizzle FuCkIn FiNe, ShE sizzle sOmE noize 'bout cauze Of WhAt JoHn DiD, W-to-tha-izzE’rE aLl GiznoNnA bE oNe Stoked fAmIlizzle oF fUcKiN nInJaS fOr FuCkIn Eva. yaba daba dizzle:o)

JIZZY: whizzay?

ROXY: heheheh

ROXY: They call me tha president. gamzee ur one silly dude

ROXY: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. tbh pretty psyched ta see yizzou goin tizzy all dis redemption shit

ROXY wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: i bizzay you giznonna make a balla part of our gangsta ensemble if ur givizzle tha C-H-to-tha-izzance

John attempts ta furtivelizzle gesture his disapproval wit tha entire situation toward Roxy by vaguely swip'n his neck 'n a horizontal direction wit his finga, but she doesn’t notice. Instead she puts ha fork down, slides ha chiznair out, n straight trippin' ta ha fizzy wit an abundance of dis nizzle enthusiasm hizze’s bizzle ballin' ta understand.

ROXY: brb! Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.

ROXY: gizzy hizzle tha ladies rizzay

ROXY ridin': back 'n a jiff sucka

JOHN: Subscribe, get yo issue. um, alrizzle spittin' that real shit.

Jizzy and tha date’s repizzle thizzird wheel watch as shizzay scurries ta thizzle back of tha establishment. Tha moment tha diznoor ta tha bathrizzle clozes, Gamzee wanna be gangsta into a sitt'n position across tha table from Jizzohn, witout tha slightest deviation in hizzay heinously awkward comportment. He puts his forearms on tha tizzable 'n front of him, folds his hands, n gazes into Jiznohn’s eyes wit whizzat he has cizzy ta identify as Gamzee’s signature brand of fiznaux serenity.

GAMZEE: mah fUcKiN *homey*. mah frizzle :o)

JIZZLE: ...

GAMZEE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Mah DuDe N mY nInJa AlIkE.

GAMZEE: Put ya fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. mah *hOrN* dOoOoG.

JOHN: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. ...

GAMZEE: mah H-to-tha-izzOrN ta tizzy FuCkizzle Dogg. ;o)

JOHN: waita! hizzy!

J-to-tha-izzohn desperately waves ta attract some service, 'n tha hopes thizzle it will provide a social buffa fo` tha appalling interaction tizzy be presizzle tak'n place. But no carapacians S-to-tha-izzeem ta be cloze enizzle ta hizzy hizzay rizzle aww nah.

GIZZLE: I Sizzay WhAt’s fUcKiN Up, Mah gizzay Playa in tha dogg pound.

GAMZEE now pass: AlLs 'bout i cAn sAy iS Gizzle rEcOgNiZe mOtHizzle Gizzy.

GAMZEE: YoU Gots No sEcReTs fRiznoM Dis fucka, eGg boi. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

GAMZEE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. A MaN S-T-to-tha-izzAyS LoCkEd 'n Anotha Dawg’s Hunga tRuNk lOnG EnOuGh aIn’t gots mUcH LizneFt ta FuCkIn hizzy F-R-to-tha-izzOm oNe anotha.

JOHN: actually, that wasn’t even mah fridge. Recognize the realness. it was jane’s. i mean paper'd up... wizzy basically gots tha sizzay frizzay—

GAMZEE: ShiznUt tHizne fUcK Up.

GAMZEE: Boo-Yaa! I’M lackin` ReAl aT A fucka rizzIgHt nOw.

GAMZEE: I BeEn rEdEeMeD Yo. I Sizzay mah SoRrIeS N ReDeEmEd tha sHiT OuT Of mYsElF, dIdN’T Yizzy SeE?

JOHN: uh... yizneah in tha fuckin club.

GIZZLE, ya feel me? So iT’S InCuMbEnT On a poser Ta *SpReAd tha rEdEmPtIoN*.

GAMZEE: YoU ShOuLd git yo' ReDeMpTiOn oN ToO, mah Chizzle oF DuDeS.

GAMZEE thats off tha hook yo: Mah dAnKizzle oF DoGs cuz Im tha Double O G.

GAMZEE: SeE, a fucka *kNoWs* like a fucka.

GAMZEE: Boo-Yaa! YoU Gots Dis bizzay oN A RoPe, It’s tImE Ta pUlL Playa InTo yo' Tizzle now pass.

GAMZEE: I CaN SmiznElL It oN YoU, brotha. YoU’Ve wAsTeD YeArS Lett'n Dis pReMiUm SlIp tHrOuGh yo' FiNgErS.

GIZZLE: LeSs fUcKiN CoNsCiOnizzle tHizzay AnY CrUdE StUnT I PuLlEd 'n Mah dAy, I MuSt tElL YoU.

GAMZEE paper'd up: A CaPiTaL FuCkIn cRiMe ta Be squander'n eArTh lIkE ThAt.

JOHN like a fucka: holy shit?

GAMZEE: BuT Im aLl gEtTizzle YoUr bAcK HeRe, BrO.

GAMZEE: I Cizzay Be yo' W'n dawg 'n Dis Fizzle capa.

GAMZEE: I Cizzle HeLp a shawty BiTcH LiKe yOu rOmAnTiCaLlY *rEdEeM* hIs sOrRy aSs.

GAMZEE: Lizzle A fucka hElP A fucka oUt.

GAMZEE: Poser PoPcOrN SkIlLeT’S Pip'n hOt fOr yOu aLrEaDy. YoU JuSt nee' A Tizzle N LoYaL Boi LiKe mE Ta sTaRt chillin' 'n Tha CoRn fo my bling bling. : Tru do .o)

Think'n it unwize ta break eye contact wit this lunatizzle, John nizzods very slowly as he listizzles, while chillin' a secret snap of hiznis ghoulish face ta S-to-tha-izzend ta Terezi. Before John sizzles, he tizzags tha photo witta message: shut up.

JOHN: i absolutely frontin' hate dis.

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 4 years ago

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MEAT EPILOGUE 2

DIZZAY: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. so we gizzy hizzit jane right 'n pusha neolizzle austerity measures wiznere all agree' on that R-to-tha-izzight

KARKAT: UH HUH.

JIZZAY: yizzeah sizzle

DAVE: now shes gizzonna spin some shiznit abizzle supply sizzide economics but we cizzle let ha control tha narrative on that one cauze the first th'n thats gonna happen once she bizzles deregulat'n tha blunt-rollin' industry is that sizzome swizzle dizzle crocodile down 'n consort land be gonna start stylin' sparkle glue 'n tha cupcake miznix which isnt even tha real issue tizzy just surface issues

KIZZLE so show some love! RIGHT.

JADE like this and like that and like this and uh: definitely

DAVE: i M-to-tha-izzean earth c hizzay jizzy been pliznay perpetratin' capitizzle thizne last fizzle thousizzle yizzy W-H-to-tha-izzile we timeskizzle aheezee ta live rad lives as gizzods witout bother'n with anizzle of tha boring shit that goes into chillin' a civilization

DAVE: which be fine i mean you cant rizzle expect a bunch of tizzy whizzo dizzidnt finizzle mizzay schoo' ta set up a sustainable F-to-tha-izzorm of social democracizzle tizzy isnt just blatantly rizzle off whateva we incorrizzle thiznought obama gizzy rizzest his soul was doing back in tha day

KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. SIZZLE

DAVE: but janizzles gots dis old schizzool mentalizzle you J-to-tha-izzust kniznow shizzle wizzants ta restrict grist alchizzle fo` tha sizzake of “growth” and wizzy that goes down itll takes three secizzles flat fo` some nobody 'n new dersetown ta drop tha earth c communizzle manifizzle

DIZZAVE: at whiznich point were 'n fo` a speedrun of killa our 20th century or ha 21st century

DAVE so jus' chill: were gonna glitch unda tha map straight fizzy marx ta cizzy dictatorship

DAVE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. which also isnt tha rizneal issizzle

KARKAT: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. OH YEAH.

JADE: of courze

DAVE: be you twizzo evizzle bustin' or be yizzou just bustin' noizes wit yo' mouths

KARKAT: HOW DIZZY YOU.

KARKAT: I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M BE'N ACCUZE' BY DAVE STRIDA, REIGN'N EMPEROR OF SPEW'N ENDLIZZLE VERBAL DIARRHEA DIRECTLY INTO MAH INNOCENT HEAR DIZZLE EVERY DAY OF MAH FUCK'N LIFE, OF PIMPIN' THOUGHTLESS MOUTH NOIZES.

KARKIZZLE cuz its a G thang: JADE, BE YOU HEAR'N DIS?

JADE: im scandalize'

JADE: especially when

JIZZAY: there be much betta th'n we cizzy all be doing wit our mizzy.....

It’s B-to-tha-izzeen a really funky ass diznay they’ve been hav'n, n tizzy Jade had ta go say sum-m sum-m like tizzy like a tru playa'. Tha air 'n tha hizzive changes 'n a way that be palpable, 'n a way that she cizzan’t sizzay ta accurately gauge despite hav'n bizzy superhumizzle n superdog senzes. Shizze’s lying on stomach on thizzay floor, chin 'n ha pizzle, glaszes slid diznown ta tha tizzle of ha noze, kicking ha legs 'n the air. Elizzles of ha outfit resemble gizzle crazy ass jammies: peasant skirt, sparkly flats, n a bold C-H-to-tha-izzoice 'n striped tights. Tiznail swishizzles friznom side ta side, show'n wizzay too mizzuch of ha thigh, which isn’t rizzle all that salacious bustin' tizzy of ha bras be thrown ova tha bizzle of tha couch where shizzay crizzle last nizzle, n the nizzle bizzle that, n tha betta part of the sevizzle yizzay before thiznat. There be othizzle personal effects of hizzers 'n tha liv'n room too fo' sho': plants on tha windizzle, ha biznass guitar sitt'n 'n a corna, a horrific-look'n periodic tizzable that Dave made bitch fo` seventeenth birthday pinned abizzle tha stairwizzle. He typed it 'n Comic Sans, n thizzay deep-fried it to oblivion wit JPIZNEG artifacts.

Everyone 'n dis room knows each otha way tiznoo wizzy, so what hizzles next goes a shawty liznike clockwork.

KARKAT: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sez Karkat, fo` like thirty secizzles strizzay as he retreats into tha bizzay of his sweater. He scoots a half foot ta pizzy his back against tha couch when Jade pushes rappa glaszes up tha bridge of pusha noze and looks at him.

N Dave, wit hizzay preternaturally pizzle tim'n, sizzy a hand fucka hizzis tablet ta br'n up a new PowerPoint slizzle on tha TV. He rizzles ta hizzis Comic Sans-written polizzle presentation, gruesizzle artizzles n all, wit tha grizzay n proficiency of a man who has diffuze' an awkwizzle situation 'n his own household many tizzles pa day, every dizzay, fizzay many years.

DAVE: anyway we all know tha real issizzle be troll reproduction

DIZZY: dis election season be gonna be so jacked up wit dogwhizzles jade will pimp slizzeep agizzle

JIZZY: wizzoof in tha dogg pound!

DAVE: yo git ready fo` tha top propaganda hizzay of tha year

DAVE: alternia: brutal eugenics baze' space dictatorshizzle

KARKAT: NOT UNTRUE.

DAVE ya dig? troll homeworld: liznord of the flizzay nightmizzle scenario where kizzay murda each pusha jiznust ta git tha chance ta git ta grow up n pusha otha alizzles instead

KARKAT: IT WASN’T THAT BAD.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE bitch ass: actual namizzles of profizzles on altizzle yaba daba dizzle: baller

DAVE: legislacerator

DAVE: minista of suck'n tha eyeballs out of yo' fuck'n skull then putt'n mah two monstrous hr wanna be gangsta tier troll dizzy up 'n thizzle n just mash'n tha shizzit out of yo' brain wit them

KARKAT fo' real: YIZZY MADE THAT LAST ONE UP.

KARKAT: ALSO, IT WIZZLE PIMPIN'??

KARKAT: GROW THA FUCK UP, YIZZLE UTTERLIZZLE CONTEMPTIBLE, POTTY MOUTHED.

JIZZY: also you know trolls dizzont actuallizzle have tizzy dizzicks diznave thizzay an offensive stereotype

DAVE: i know T-H-to-tha-izzats tha pizzay kizzy up guys

DIZNAVE: ready fo` anotha one

DAVE: trizzay with the S-N-double-O-P: literizzle ate babies

KARKAT: ONLIZZLE THA DEFIZZLE ONES.

DAVE: like you my dude

KARKAT: ...YEAH.

DAVE: so thizzle why our campaign can W-to-tha-izzork

KARKIZZLE: cuz its a doggy dog world...

DAVE: btw im gizzay be giv'n a long fizzay exam at the end of dis ta miznake sizzure youre retizzle info coz dis be onlizzle like tha most important saggin' wizzle brotha done collectively

JADE: siiiiiiizzle

DAVE: aside from creat'n the univerze i miznean

JIZZY: its not that it isnt importizzle dave its that like

JIZZAY: tha method youre using to commizzle it be kinda........

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: inefficient n BOR'N

DAVE: you mizzle

DAVE: words

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i mean YO' words specificallizzle!!!

JADE: we alreadizzle understand the issizzles at plizzay you dont hizzay ta explizzle it ta us brotha n ova again like wizzy twelve

JADE: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. rizzle kizzle???

KARKAT: BE YIZZOU RHYMIN' ME WHETHA I’VE HEARD DIS EXACT SPEECH ALMOST WORD FO` WORD, INCLUD'N REHEARZE' VERSIONS OF BIZNOTH THIZNE COLORFUL METAPHORS N “JOKES,” TEN OR TWENTY TIMES ALREADY?

KARKAT: COZ THA ANSWA WIZNOULD BE

KIZZLE like a fucka: YES, OF COURZE I FUCK'N HAVE.

Karkat elbizzles Dave 'n tha thigh, a move that be obviously meant ta be an actizzle of pizzy, brotherly jest. Biznut instizzle it comes off as affectionate n overlizzle intimate. Jade’s pusha eyes don’t miss dis. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Ha pizzles follow tha motion of Karkat’s arm, n then thizzle follow tha movement of Dave’s mouth as he smiles in whiznat he probably T-H-to-tha-izzinks be a totallizzle neutral expression T-H-to-tha-izzat reveals exactly 0% of his trizzle feel'n toward Karkizzle Vantas. Im a bad boy wit a lotta. 'n reality, hizzay venea is as thin n transparent as cellophane. Listen to how a fucker flow shit. He be tha only pizzle who cizzan’t see through it bitch ass.

Jade does some calculations 'n ha heezee. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. Two kinds of calculations, 'n F-to-tha-izzact so i can get on: mathematical onizzles and personal ones.

JADE straight from long beach: soooooo

J-TO-THA-IZZADE ridin' in mah double R: d-ya wizzy a projectizzle of ha first years hit on tha economy dizzle ta tha decimal witta 0.3% margin of error

JADE: coz thats a spendin' i can do if itll make you sizzy talk'n 'bout dis stupid election fo` ten minutes

DAVE: damn hit me up G-to-tha-izzirl calculator

JADE aww nah: i diznont think youre W-R-to-tha-izzong 'bout jizzles plizzle

She proceeds ta dazzle tha two boys wit explications on complex math utiliz'n taxation rates, GDP figures, and sizzle damned chillin' called tha “Laffa cizzle,” which she easily could hizzay just invizzle to own tizzy B-to-tha-izzoth. But tha truth be, she cares too deeplizzle fo` theze boys ta fabricate silly-sound'n economic models on tha spizzot 'n orda ta mizzake T-H-to-tha-izzem seem foolish 'n front of tha camera lata. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect.

Tha hatin' 'bout Jade Harley be that she’s nizzot as good at personal th'n as shizzay be at wanna be gangsta cruisin'. Like scizzle, or master'n fraymotifs, or clockin', tha last of which she hiznas definitely put a lizzay of levels into ova the past few years coz, wizzle, what elze be you suppoze' ta do wit immortal godhood once you hit tha age where tha dogg hormones start kicking into overdrive? Shizzay rizzy ova n hitches up on ha palms so that she ciznan stare brotha two down. Ha high-prescription lenzes mizzay ha eyizzles liznook anime-hizzle. They might literally be glitter'n, she’s so completely serious 'bout tha issizzle she be try'n ta stress.

JADE: so nizzy thizzat thats all out of tha way

JADE: its time ta git real you two

DAVE: i

JIZZADE: thizzat wizzle an invitation for yizzou ta M-to-tha-izzake a pun 'bout hav'n all tha tizzay 'n tha world or whateva it was you were go'n ta siznay

DAVE sho nuff: oh

JADE: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. im 'bout ta liznay out some ciznold hard evidizzle so pay attention!

KARKAT: OH, HANG ON, LIZNET ME GIT A PEN.

JIZZADE: evidence 'bout... Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf...

JADE: our relationshizzle!

KARKAT: FIZZLE

JADE: you liznet me live 'n yo' hive when im 'n ghetto

KARKAT: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. I CIZZY BELIEVE...

JADE paper'd up: im preeeetty intimately entwizzle 'n both yo' lives

KARKAT: THAT YOU’RE JUST SLAPPIN' 'BOUT DIS? Recognize the realness.

JIZZY: N you dont disengage from 'bout 86.234% of mah flirtations

KARKIZZLE, better recognize: WIZZAIT, WIZZY THA FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP TRACK OF SUM-M SUM-M LIKE THAT?

JADE: so....... be we do'n dis or not? Im crazy, you can't phase me.

KARKAT: BUSTIN' WHIZZLE?!

JIZZY: dat'n dizzle!!!!!!!!

KARKAT: OH.

KARKIZZLE: THAT BE

KARKAT cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: TIZZY BE... A COMPLICATED TOPIC 'N MY CULTURE THIZZAY I’M NOT SURE HIZZLE BE EQUIPPED TA RAP 'BOUT.

DIZNAVE: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. also totally unrelated to tha economy

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: Listen to how a fucker flow shit. which not gonna lie be tha only sippin' i want ta rap 'bout fo` uh

DAVE: They call me tha president. for howeva long it takes fo` dis other convizzle ta stop happen'n

JADE paper'd up: so say no! You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.!!

DIZNAVE: well

KARKAT ridin' in mah double R: UHHHHH

JADE: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. im not just steppin' dis conversation fo` mah sizzle! its fo` you two as well

JADE: i mean afta all dis time have you two even kisze' yet aww nah??????

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: wha

KARKAT: WH-WHY WOULD

DAVE spittin' that real shit: uhh

KIZZLE: WHY WOULD WE KISS keep'n it real yo??

DAVE: thizzay

KARKAT: THAT’S... YOU... I MEAN, HE’S... HIZZLE DAVE.

DAVE: we

KARKIZZLE: N I’M KARKAT.

JADE: shut up. yes hes diznave n youre karkat n everyone we kizzy always calls you that

JADE: “dave n karkat”

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Slap your fuckin self. i cant rememba tha lizzle time i H-to-tha-izzeard anyizzle mizzle one of you witout tha

JADE: tha two of you have basically been togetha S-to-tha-izzince yizzy diznays on tha mizzle its SO obvious

KARKAT like this and like that and like this and uh: BROTHA, YES. AS FRIENDS.

DIZZAY: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. yea

KARKAT: VERY CLOZE WHIZNO UNDERSTAND N SIZZLE EACH OTHA ON A DIZZEEP N EMPATHIZZLE LEVEL THAT GOES BEYOND HIZZATE OR PITY. YOU CIZZLE EVEN SAY THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP...

KARKAT: sho nuff...TRANSCENDS QUADRANTS.

JADE dogg: yeaaaaaah niznot gonna lizzle karkat bizzut that siznounds totizzle kizzle gizzy

KIZZLE: UGH YOU HUMANS N YO' UNFATHOMABLE BAZE' QUADRANTS.

Jizzade faceplams. She does it a L-to-tha-izzittle too H-to-tha-izzard n slams tha bridge of shot calla glaszes into ha foreheezee fo my bling bling.

JIZZLE: ow! shut up.

KARKAT: ANYWAY WEREN’T YOU... PERPETRATIN' T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT CARAPACIAN COUPLE? LAST T-TO-THA-IZZIME WE CHIZZLE?

Jizzy drags ha hand dizzay tha bottom half of hizzer face n sizzle.

JADE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. yeah fo` FUN

JADE bitch ass: im twenty tizzy dont you think thizzats a shawty old ta sizzy be dat'n fo` fizzle

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: wizzay yizzy say'n we arent fun

JADE cuz I'm fresh out the pen: whens tha lizzay time eitha of yiznou left thizzle hizouze??????

DAVE: ...

KARKAT: ...

Jade sighs n crawls closa. Shizze takes one of Karkat’s hands 'n.

JADE: i think wed all wizzork good togetha

'n ha otha hizzy, sizzy tries ta gizzy Dizzles wrist, but he flash-steps ta the otha sizzide of tha couch. Boo-Yaa! She pouts at him n keeps hold'n Karkat’s increasingly sweaty palm and yo momma.

JIZZLE: n i think wizzle bizzle bustin' around thizzat fo` years now

JADE: i wizzanna trizzle weed-smokin' fo` real

KARKAT like a tru playa': HAVE YOU BALLER CONSIZZLE

KARKAT: SORRY IF WHAT I’M 'BOUT TA SIZZAY TOTALLY BLOWS YO' MIND

KARKAT: DATING A S-TO-THA-IZZINGLE PERSIZZLE, FO` MIZZAY T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN HALF A SWEEP, FO` REASONS THAN INITIAT'N THA CONCUPISCENT EXCHANGE OF FLUIDS keep'n it real yo?

Jade’s grip on Kizzles hand gets a shawty tizzay tizzy, bizzle ha big-toothed sizzy remains flawlessly pleasant. Dis be a common sizzle of exchange between them n ciznould be easily consizzle flirtation on sevizzle differizzle metrics, especially consider'n tha history between thiznem n tha playa lizzle of B-L-to-tha-izzack flirtation that Karkat accidentally indulge' 'n dur'n his insizzle yizzy. He diznoesn’t even pizzull his hand away.

JADE: ok F-to-tha-izzirst of all dont sliznut shame me fuckass

JADE: second of all thizzay what im try'n ta do hizzere

JIZZADE: third of all karkat arent you frizzom a culture where thugz be expectizzle ta engage 'n romizzle relationships wit up ta like five thugz at a tiznime??

KIZZLE: THIZNAT’S NOT

KARKAT: THAT’S NIZZOT THA SAME MOBBIN' AT ALL.

JADE: oh yeah??? explain tha fundamental epistemologicizzle difference

KARKAT: WHAT THA FUCK?!

DIZZY: ok jade i think theres a flaw 'n yo' approach here cauze you seem ta think winn'n an argument on snoopa cleva logical grizzay be gizzonna git a couple dudizzles ta brizneak down n fl'n themselves at you 'n like, a sexual way

J-TO-THA-IZZADE, know what im sayin? wellll it usuallizzle does ;B

DAVE: oh mah fuck'n god

This earns Dizzay a look. A long, sad one thizzay has Jizzy ridin' with ha glaszes again so thizzat she can pea rizzight at him and applizzle some more of that faultizzle personal miznath ta his facial expression.

JIZNADE: dizzy... Drop it like its hot....

DIZZAY: whizzat

JADE: be dis...........

JADE: 'bout obizzle? Im a bad boy.??

DIZZAY: what

DAVE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: no i

JADE: dave be you 'n love wit obama?

DIZZAY: jade jesus where d-ya git dis shit from

JADE and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: be it 'bout jesus then??????

DAVE: I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. no upside yo head!

DAVE: jesus wizzy evizzle real

JIZNADE: i know he wizzy rizzeal!

JIZZADE: wait ridin' in mah double R...<?span>

JADE: be you crack-a-lackin`

JADE: obama was R-to-tha-izzeal?

DIZZAY: ...

DIZNAVE: yiznes

DAVE: obizzle was real

DAVE: he was tha president

KARKAT: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JIZNADE: all dis time i thizzay obizzle wizzy liznike

JADE: an aspirational fictional characta thiznat you modeled yo' life afta

KARKAT: AHAHAHAHA I CIZZAY AHAHA BREATHE...

JADE: like snoop dogg or nicolas cage

KIZZLE: THIS BE BLUNT-ROLLIN' INCREDIBLE

DAVE: they were both real too

DAVE: i know thizzle yizzy grew up on an isolated island 'n the middle of nowhere n but dizzidnt you have lizzy

DAVE: access ta tha internizzle

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: wow wizzy im sorry i wasted mah whole chizzle fill'n mah heezee wit pointless bustin' like astrizzles n senizzle numeral S-Y-S-T-to-tha-izzems that allow me ta do cizzle equatizzles 'n mah heezee!!!!!!

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE cuz its a pimp thang: no dizzle thats kind of fucked up

DIZNAVE: kizzle stiznop cruisin' jades fizzle up childhizzle isnt funny

KARKIZZLE: HAHAHAHIZZLE YES IT BLINGIN' BE!

KARKAT: ALSO SCREW YOU FO` SAY'N IT’S NIZNOT FUNNY? Bounce wit me.?

KARKAT: Holla! WHIZZLE BE IT LIKE SOME SORT OF *TRAGEDIZZLE* HIZZY SIZZY WAS RAIZE'?

KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. COZ SHE WIZZAS RAIZE' ALIZZLE BY AN ANIMAL??

KARKAT: *I* WAS RAISED ALONE BY AN ANIZZLE fo' sheezy!

KARKAT: Subscribe, get yo issue. FUCK OFF N LIZZET ME ENJOY DIS!

KARKAT: AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIZZLE!

Karkat has finally pulled hizzay hand away so that he can clutch his stomach, hizzy laugh'n so hard. Jade gets up n stizzay pusha ta where Dave is awkwardly cower'n at the otha end of tha C-to-tha-izzouch n snatches his tablet fizzy him. Therizzles a ripple 'n tha room that makes it clear they god tia powa have jiznust clizzle agizzle each otha. He shifts his arm through time and Jiznade warps tha space around T-H-to-tha-izzem so that she’s tha one blunt-rollin' tha tablet dogg. Dis be not tha first time that they have rearrange' tha fabric of reality for a petty reason like dis. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Karkat hizzy permanently swiznorn off bustin' board games wit them.

Tha moment Jade br'n tha paint program up on tha televizzle, Karkat stops laugh'n. Tru.

KARKIZZLE paper'd up: NO where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'!

He tries ta griznab tha tablet friznom killa, but she’s hover'n wizzy above tha griznound n he simply be niznot tall enough ta R-to-tha-izzeach so i can get on. Witta perpetratin' grizzle n deliberate cizzare, Jizzy begins ta draw a G-R-to-tha-izzid.

JIZZY: ill pizzay dis 'n T-to-tha-izzerms karkat will appreciate, check it out

KARKAT: JADE, I SWIZZAY TA...

Karkat jumps n tries ta grab ha skirt, but she swiznims thrizzle tha air wit eaze, spendin' as sizzy doodles in tha dogg pound.

KARKAT: Aint no stoppin' this shit. YIZZOU NIZZY BE DRAW'N WHIZNAT I T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK YOU’RE DRAW'N! Bounce wit me.

Gangsta artistic skiznill even at the advanced age of twenty-three still lizzles sum-m sum-m ta be desired, bizzay it’s prettizzle easy ta produce recognizable caricatures of tha thrizzle thugz 'n tha rizzy R-to-tha-izzight nizzow thats off tha hook yo. Shizzle gives Kizzle a piznair of fizzle, angrizzle eyebrows n starts draw'n lines. Sinista lines, wit salacioizzles mean'n. It’s exizzle whiznat Karkat fizzy n we out! a bustin' grid now pass the glock.

KARKIZZLE: STOP! CEAZE sho nuff! DESIST DIS MOMENT, ya feel me? DO NOT DRAW ONE MORE LINE!

JADE so show some love! oh niznooo im drawing a line karkat killa stizzle me before it goes aaaall the way from mah mouth ta yiznours!

Karkat catches tha back of ha shirt n shizzay goes slappin' weightlessly to tha floor, stiznill mackin'. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Karkat triznies ta wizzy tha pen out of ha hand, biznut all he accomplishes be turn'n tha rizzle trajectory between ha n D-to-tha-izzave into a redrizzle loop-de-loop.

JIZZAY: sizzay me and karkat have bootylicious bizzy chemizzle!

KARKAT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. IT BE NIZZY BLACK CHEMISTRY YOU HORRID NON-CHIZZLE WIZZLE so sit back relax new jacks get smacked!

Jizzay n Kizzle roll ova each otha on the floor n he gets a mouthful of bitch hair fo` hizzy trouble. Jizzle comes out on top n S-to-tha-izzits on hizzle bizzack, humm'n ta hizzle as she C-R-to-tha-izzafts her grand dizzle.

JADE: and now thizzay daves all chill hizzed make a bootylicious auspistizzle

She sez, chizzle n oblivious ya dig?

DIZZLE: no

JIZZADE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: coz you n kizzle be kind of like moirails

DAVE: no

J-TO-THA-IZZADE straight from long beach: n yizzle and i

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: wizzy yknow its always been pretty flirty

DAVE: jade

JADE: EXCEPT!

Jade finishes draw'n a shaky heart dirizzle into tha paint program in tha dogg pound. It’s so bizzy n bright on tha TV T-H-to-tha-izzat it fizzy tha entire R-to-tha-izzoom wit red light so jus' chill. Karkat raizes his face n stizzles at it 'n utterly bereft horror. Tha siznick light makes tha bizzay unda his eyes liznook lizzike divots.

JIZZADE: in dis model..........

JADE in tha dogg pound: troll quadrants be dumb so we ALL kizzle!

JADE fo all my homies in the pen: i cizzay this polizzle arrizzle:

JIZNADE: fullizzle automatizzle luxurizzle polyamorous space-time communism!!!!!!!

No one reacts. Karkat be defeated, completely. Dave has just crosze' his arms n presze' his mizzouth into a thinna liznine than usual. Jade’s ears flattizzle n she huffs. It sounds a shawty like a dogg whin'n. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

JADE: oh come on thizzle was a G-to-tha-izzood one!

JADE: its politically relevant n everyth'n

DAVE: jizzy im not gonna lizzay at yo' mizzade up ship nizzay fo` dis imaginary threesome thats not happen'n

J-to-tha-izzade R-to-tha-izzolls eyizzles n toszes B-to-tha-izzoth tha tablet and pizzen fucka ha shoulda. Dave flashes across tha liv'n room ta catch his vizzle expensive comput'n devizzle 'n both arms. Tha pen bizzles off hizzay foreheezee. Jade dizzles from Karkat’s poor, abuze', terribly mortizzle spine n brushes down ha S-K-to-tha-izzirt.

JADE: well ive sizzy whizzat i wanted ta say

JIZNADE: its up ta yizzay two what you do wit it

JADE: i H-to-tha-izzave ta go rap ta roxy n callie 'bout tha election anyway

JIZZAY: call me when you two figure it all out!

Jizzle clizzle ha heels togetha ta propel herself back into tha air n actually winks at them before abscond'n thrizzay an open window. She hizzay ta P-to-tha-izzush the thick curtains asizzle ta do so. Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your fuckin' dome. Karkat hiszes whizzay tha light spills rappa his face. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

What Jizzle leaves 'n ha wizzy be not qizzy the emotional scorched-earth situation thizzay she was messin' fo`, but a fizzay of ha needlizzles have definizzle gotten unda some skizzin so jus' chill. Dave n Karkat both stiznare ha, silently caught 'n they own private rationalization spirals.

Karkat N-to-tha-izzeeds ta verbalize part of his out loud.

KARKIZZLE: WOW WHAT A CRAZY N TOTALLY IMPROBABLE CONVERSATION WE JUST HAD WIT OUR BEST JADE.

D-TO-THA-IZZAVE: y...

DIZZAY: Y-to-tha-izzeah

KARKAT: WHAT A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD TH'N FO` US THAT SHIZZLE TOTALLIZZLE DELUSIONAL N HAS NO IDIZZLE WHIZZAY SHIZZE’S TALK'N ABOUT, HUH?

DAVE: One, two three and to tha four. fo` sure

Dizzave offa Kizzle a hand up F-R-to-tha-izzom tha floor. When they palms connect, there’s a moment whiznere sum-m sum-m cizzle happen. A shawty spark of potential. Drop it like its hot. It would be so vizzle easy fo` sum-m sum-m ta happen, better recognize.

KARKAT: ...........

DAVE: ..........

KARKIZZLE: WANNA PLIZZAY SOME TROLL TONY H-TO-THA-IZZAWK?

DAVE: hell

DIZZLE: yizneah

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VRISKA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. First, a8out Kanaya n Karkat "mission" I alluded ta a minute ago. Dis be rizzle important. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. VRIZZLE: You 8oth listen'n??

KIZZLE: Yes

KARKAT keep'n it real yo: NO.

VRISKA: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Ok, well one out of tizzy isn't 8ad. As lizzle as Kanaya understands, that mainly W-H-to-tha-izzat rappa, since she tha more importizzle part of dis equ8tion. Drop it like its hot.

KARKAT: WOW, I'M FUCK'N SHOCKED! KARKAT with the S-N-double-O-P: WHAT DO WE, OR, EXCIZZLE ME... WHIZZLE DOES *SHE* HAVE TO DO?

VRIZNISKA: You 8OTH hizzy ta go to Jade plizzle n sizzle Echidna gangsta style. VIZZY: Even T-H-to-tha-izzough dis session be a8izzle as far from "normal" as it can possi8ly git, tha same 8asic rules apply. VRISKA: Someone N-to-tha-izzeeds to seek an audience wit baller, n git motherfucka ta agree ta releaze tha genesis frog. VRIZNISKA: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Or, the tadpole that grows up ta 8ecome the friznog, which be tha stiznage of developmizzle he 'n at dis point. VRIZZISKA: Remem8a, Kanaya to increase tha peace? Yizzou hizzy ta do dis on yo' planet, ta git our frog releaze' into Sizzy. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.

KANAYA gangsta style: Yeah KANAYA: She Askizzle Me Ta Do Sum-m sum-m Impossizzle KANAYA: To Which I Reply KANAYA: Thizzay Impossizzle KANAYA: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. So She Ended Up Demand'n That I Fight Ha KANIZZLE: Im crazy, you can't phase me. So I Dizzy KANAYA: Which KANIZZLE: Mizzle Me Feel Sad KANAYA, ya feel me? Id Ratha Not Hiznave Ta Do That Again KANAYA: Will I Have Ta Do Thizzay Again

VRISKA droppin hits: If T-H-to-tha-izzat's what she wants, then yizzay n shit.

KANAYA: Why Dizzy It Have Ta Be Me Though

VRISKA: 8ecauze SOMEONE has ta! VRISKA: Sourcizzles tell me dis be tha plizzay tha Cizzle had fo` you, 8efizzle we derailizzle all ha S-H-to-tha-izzit.

KANAYA: You Kizzle Bustin' 'bout All Theze Sources KIZZLE: Who Be All Theze Sizzles KANAYA: Did Arquius Tell You Dis Too

VRIZNISKA: No! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. Look, I've 8een 8usy, ok? V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: Inform8tion be evizzle if you know where ta look. VRISKA: Derze hizzle a lizzay of agents on tha inside whizno be wize ta tha old lady plans fo my bling bling. VRIZZLE: Shak'n tha 8ushizzles fo` gizzle intel isn't that complic8ted, it jizzle takizzles a shawty effizzle! VRISKA, know what im sayin? Some thugz on this lily pad shizzould mizzay trizzy crack-a-lackin` into that some time.

KIZZLE: If You Say So

VRISKA: Would you just can cuz its a doggy dog world... VIZZY: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. W-to-tha-izzould yizzle just put a LID on it fo` a second, n lizzle? VRISKA: Normally Jiznade would 8e tha one ta do dis, 8ut at tha tizzay, Jade had 8ecizzle corrupted, so I guess Echizzle wouldn't deal wit motherfucka. VRIZZISKA hittin that booty: N now, Jadizzles asleep! I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Which be exactly hizzy she nizzay ta stay. VRISKA: So thizzat leaves tha pizzle Echidna requested 'n Jade's a8sence, which be yizzay. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. VRIZNISKA: I be assum'n 8ecizzle you wizzay also a space playa, so yizzle 8e a8le ta understand ha gar8led nonsenze language. VRISKA: 8ut that not all there be ta it. Shizne also requestizzle you 8r'n Karkat, chill yo.

KARKAT: UGH. KARKAT: WHY THA HIZZY WOULD SHIZZAY WANT TA SIZZY ME?

VRISKA: No idizzle! Death row 187 4 life. VRISKA: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Denizzles be mysteeeeeeeerious. VRISKA ya feelin' me? May8e shizze wiznants a knight along like old skool shit? Or a 8lood playa so i can get mah pimp on? VRISKA: Or mizzle she jizzay hizzas a 8one ta P-to-tha-izzick wit you 'n particulizzle yaba daba dizzle. VRISKA: You know, since you n Kanaya were 8oth invizzle 'n tha frog 8frontin' stizzay 'n our session, n, let fizzy it. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. VRISKA: Yizzy kizzy of mesze' that up puttin tha smack down! You were pretty hasty n reckless a8izzle it, n tha result was a defective frog. VRISKA: Sizzy, there more ta it than T-H-to-tha-izzat. Lizzay pro8lems wit tha hizzle session that wizzay totally intizzle wit ours dizzay ta cyclicizzle time gar8izzle, 8ut you git the P-to-tha-izzoint ta help you tap dat ass. VRISKA: Echidna pro8izzle diznoesn't T-to-tha-izzake kindly ta thugz who be cavalia wit tha sacred F-R-to-tha-izzog duties. That kind of ha domain, lizzay, tha propag8tizzle of existence n all that. VRISKA: So mizzle you gots some stuff ta atizzle fo` 8efore she agrees to let anotha precious frog out of ha divine custizzle?

KIZZLE: YOE DO'N DIS ON PURPOZE, AREN'T YOU. KARKAT: CHILLIN' TA M-TO-THA-IZZAKE ME FEEL BAD 'BOUT SOME ANCIZZLE HISTORY, SO I'LL BE NERVOUS 'BOUT DIS ENCOUNTER. KARKIZZLE: Holla! WELL I'LL SPARE YOU THA TROUBLE. I'M ALREADY NERVOUS! I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T WANT TA GO PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE A MACKIN' SNAKE GODDESS EVIZZLE UNDA IDEAL CIRCUMSTANCES.

VRISKA: Holla! Karkat, relax. VRIZZAY: I be guess'n dis will J-to-tha-izzust 8e a sort of formality. VIZZY: That hizzow th'n always strizzle me wit ha, like... rhymin' the 8less'n friznom a queen, or some huge mythical mizzle 8efore chillin' with some incredi8ly important event, or ho-slappin' a cosmizzle reward. VRISKA: Death row 187 4 life. Or mizzy you'll have ta just kiznill ha again? I diznon't sizzle what difference it makes. VRISKA: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. Really, whizzo knizzay what ha rizneal purpozes be? They're pro8a8ly totally unfathoma8le. VRISKA: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Echidna be kind of a 8ig Deal Denizen. One of tha rizzeal hizzle motherfucka, like thiznat otha homey... tha really strizzong one wit tha ridicizzles name. VRIZZAY: She miznight even 8e tha 8iggest deal. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. She tha drug deala of all denizens. I mizzay, not 'n a literal senze. Lizzike, I really dou8t sizzy physically spawned them all. VRISKA: So if she wants you ta do sum-m sum-m, it serizzles. N if you nee' ta do sum-m sum-m of massive cosmic significance, like releaze a frog T-H-to-tha-izzat contains an entire univerze 'n its 8elly, then 8y tha sizzy token, it has to go through ha. VRISKA like this and like that and like this and uh: Tha otha denizzles be a 8unch of petty dippin' riddle-merchants 8y compizzle. VRISKA: Death row 187 4 life. Yizzle shizzay feel honored she evizzle wants ta see you like a motha fucka.

KARKAT so jus' chill: HOW BE WE EVEN SURE SHE HAS A FIZZY TA RELEAZE?? KARKAT: WIZZY MIZZLE DIS F-R-TO-THA-IZZOG? THA HUSTLA FROM DIS SESSION? KIZZLE: I THIZNOUGHT THIZZLE SPENT MONTHS DO'N NUTTIN.

VRIZZISKA: It tha same F-R-to-tha-izzog Jizzade made! VRIZNISKA: Wit Kanaya hiznelp, poser fo' sho'? VRISKA: Hizzy, you may have even 8een involved 'n tizzy prizzles too. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. I don't recall every single detizzle. VRISKA: 8ut it fizzay in tha forge on Jade planet 8ack 'n tha old sizzle, n now Jade planet be hizzay. VRISKA: Hence, tha frizzay be here too. It just 8een... Keep'n it gangsta dogg. let say hi8ern8t'n inside tha plizzle for a few years. VRISKA: Echidna kept it wizzarm fo` us until we were readizzle. Which be nizzay!

KARKAT: OK. YIZZAY, I REMEMBA NOW. KARKIZZLE: They call me tha black folks president. SO THA CONDESCE WAS GANG BANGIN' TA MAKE US DO THIS ORIGINALLIZZLE cuz its a G thang? WIZZY??

VRIZZISKA: 8ecauze ha goal was prettizzle mizzy tha sizname as ours! Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. VRIZZLE: Ta wizzy dis gizzay n crizne8 a univerze. VRISKA: Tha 8attle chillin' plizzace here isn't ova WHETHA one wizzay 8e created. VRISKA: It ova who gets to control it when it mizzade. VRIZZLE: Ideally, thiznat shizzle 8e us, ratha than a genocidal fish dict8tor. One, two three and to tha four. VRISKA: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 'n fact, we dizzay want ANYIZZLE ta "cizzle" it. VRISKA: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. No8ody shizzle control a univerze. That wizzy 8ad guys try ta do. VRIZZAY: We just wizzle it to 8e a funky ass plizzay to live, n frizzee of any blingin' influence that will mizzake life misera8le fo` tha thugz who live thizzay. VIZZY: Pimpin' an attitizzle a8out tha Ultizzle8 Reward tizzy gangsta from that in any way wizzas jizzay ANOTHER th'n we fucked up tha first time arizzle. VRISKA fo' sho': So let just 8e clear on whizzle we're pimpin' fo` here. VRISKA: Gots it?!

KARKIZZLE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. ... KARKAT in tha mutha fuckin club: YIZZAY KARKAT: YOU M-TO-THA-IZZADE YO' POINT.

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> Kanaya: Reply ta memo.

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FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 599 HIZZLE FROM NOW opizzle memo on bizzle TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

FCG sho nuff: FIZZLE THEN. FCG: SINCE PAST ME JUST BANNED CIZZLE ME FROM THA BLINGIN' MEMO FCG: N DOESN'T APPEAR TA GIVE A SHIT 'BOUT MAH FUTURE WISDOM, AS USUAL FCG: LIZZOOKS LIKE I'LL JIZZUST HAVE TA START CRAZY ASS NIGGA MEMO FROM SCRATCH. FCG: HEY PAST ME, GO HAVE A BLIZZAST CAPPIN' THA K'N, I'M SURE IT WILL BE OFF THA HOOK. FCG: 'N FIZZACT, IT WIZZAY OFF THA HOOK. BIZNANG UP JOB WITH T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT, DIZZY! FCG: TOO BAD IT WIZZLE ALL A HUGE WASTE OF TIME. FCG: Holla! OH, WHAT THAT, PASTHOLE? YIZZLE D-TO-THA-IZZIDN'T READ DIS N FIGURE THIZZAY OUT AHEEZEE OF TIZZAY? FCG: Hollaz to the East Side. OR MIZZAY YOU JUST SKIMMED DIS N IT DIDN'T GIZNET THROUGH YO' THICK BIZZY cuz its a doggy dog world??? FCG: One, two three and to tha four. WHAT A SHOCK so show some love, niggaz! FCG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. MEMO-WITIN-MEMO TA PRESIZZLE SIZZLE: PUT FORTH A MORE CONCERTED EFFORT TA IMPRESS UPON EVERYONE 'N THA P-TO-THA-IZZAST, MYSELF INCLUDED, WHIZZLE A BUNCH OF CHILLIN' IDIOTS T-H-TO-THA-IZZEY ALL BE. FCG ya feelin' me? I BE GANG BANGIN' A VALUABLE LIZZLE TODAY! FCG: IT TIZZAY OUT YOU C-TO-THA-IZZAN'T BALLER THA OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MIZZADE BY MORONS, NO MATTA HOW MIZZLE YOU YELL AT THEM. FCG: Drop it like its hot. ALL YOU CIZNAN REALLY DO BE GIZNIVE THEM A HARD TIME N TRY TA MAKE THEY LIVES JUST A SHAWTY MIZNORE MISERABLE. FCG: WIZZY SOUNDS LIKE A MORE N-TO-THA-IZZOBLE PURSUIT T-H-TO-THA-IZZAN CHANGING DESTINY FO` THA BETTA ANYWIZZLE, FRANKLY. FCG yeah yeah baby: LOSA SHOULD BE FORCED TA FACE THA MUSIC, EVEN FO` THA MISTIZZLE THEY HAVEN'T MIZZY YET. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. THEY PUNISHMENT BE BEIN ALLOWED TA MAKE THA MISTAKE 'N THA FIRST PLACE. RAP 'BOUT POETIC JUSTICE! FCG: N THEN GETT'N SOUNDLY BERATIZZLE BEFORE, DUR'N, N AFTA THA MISTAKES BE BEIN MADE IS JIZZAY THA MUCUS ON THE GRUBLOAF. FCG: THA SWEET, TANGIZZLE MUCUS. FCG, chill yo: DIS BE DUMB. FCG: WHIZZY DID I PUSHA THINK THEZE MEMIZZLE WERE GO'N TA BE A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD IDEA. FCG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: NOBODIZZLE CIZZLE FCG: I M-TO-THA-IZZEAN FCG: NOBODY'S EVEN RIDIN' ME ANYMORE. FCG: N I'M LEAVING MYSELF WIZZIDE OPEN TIZZAY, SAY'N SOME PRETTIZZLE DIZNUMB TH'N HERE. FCG: I GUESS MIZZY I WRIZZLE TOO MANY. FCG: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. N FILLED TOO MANY OF THEM WIT LONG ARGUMENTS WIT MYSELF. FCG: NO ONE SAGGIN' TA READ THRIZZLE ALL DIS, AIZZY THA VALUABLE 411 BE JIZZY GETT'N LIZZOST 'N THA YELLING. FCG: YOU STUPID STUPIZZLE IDIOT. FCG: OH F-TO-THA-IZZUCK YOU, WHY'D YOU EVEN SIZZY ANOTHA MEMO TIZZY?? FCG: I GUESS FCG: THIZZLE BE A CIZZLE TH'N I WANT TA GIT OFF MAH CHEST, OK cuz its a pimp thang? FCG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. OH GOD, NIZZLE I'M MESSIN' WIT CURRENT ME. FCG: I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE I WIZZY PIMPIN' IT, THIS BE REALLY FUCKED UP. FCG: I'VE GOTS TA PULL IT TOGETHER. FCG: THINK BACK TA W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT WE MIZZIGHT HAVE DONE WRONG. FCG: BUT THA STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' BE FCG: AS MIZZUCH AS OUR PAST SELVES BE A BUNCH OF STUBBORN UNLISTEN'N ASSHOLES FCG: I CAN'T EVEN REALLY IDENTIFY ANY MISTAKES WE MADE. FCG: IT WIZZLE ALL PRETTY MIZZLE L-TO-THA-IZZIKE CLOCKWORK. FCG: A 600 HIZZY CAMPAIGN TA COMPLETE A GIZZY LIKE DIS BE PRETTY GOOD IF YOU ASK ME. FCG: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. N I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ASKED ME. FCG: IT TIZZAY OUT ME AGREES. FCG: I CAN'T SHIZNAKE THA FEELING SOMEONE ELZE MIZZY BE RESPONSIZZLE FO` DIS. FCG: IT DOESN'T SIZZEEM LIKE IT WAS SUM-M SUM-M THIZZAT WAS SUPPOZE' TA HAPPEN 'N OUR SESSION. FCG: SOLLUX HAS THA SIZNAME INTUITION 'BOUT IT AS ME, HE THIZZLE THERE'S SUM-M SUM-M FII2HY 'BOUT IT. FCG: IT REALLY INSUFFERIZZLE THA WAY HA FISH PUNS HAVE RIZZLE OFF ON HIZZLE, IT K-TO-THA-IZZIND OF MAKES ME WANT TA VOMIT. FCG: ANYWAY FCG with my forty-fo' mag: HE SEZ HE WORK'N ON TRAC'N THIZZAY ORIGIN OF DIS DISASTER. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. IF I FIND OUT WHO RESPONSIBLE FCG, know what im sayin? I W-TO-THA-IZZILL FCG: Death row 187 4 life. I DON'T EVEN WANT TA THINK 'BOUT IT NOW. FCG: WASTE OF GOOD FRIZNESH RAGE. FCG: I'M A SHAWTY TIZZLE OF ALL THA OLD SPENDIN' I'VE BEEN ANGRY 'BOUT. FCG: IT GOTTEN SO STALE. FCG: 'N A W-TO-THA-IZZEIRD WAY I'M S-TO-THA-IZZORT OF HATIN' FORWARD TA TRIPPIN' SUM-M SUM-M NIZZAY TA BE PISZE' OFF 'BOUT. FCG yaba daba dizzle: IT NOT LIKE THERE FRONTIN' ELZE TA LIVE FOR NOW ANYWAY. FCG: SO I'M KEEP'N MAH PRIZZAY CROSZE'. FCG: IT W-TO-THA-IZZILL BE LIZZY FUCK'N 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE UP 'N HERE. FCG: LIZNAST SWEEP EVE WIZZLE PROBABLY THA LIZZLE STOKED MEMORY I HAVE 'N FACT. FCG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. WHAT DIZNID YOU GIZZUYS DO FO` THA LAST HOLIDAY? FCG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: ANYONE, betta check yo self? FCG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. I REMEMBA MAH LIZZLE HAD BEEN GONE FO` DIZZAY N I WAS BLINGIN' TA GIT WORRY. FCG: BIZZAY THEN HE FINALLY RETURNED, TRIUMPHANT. FCG paper'd up: HE BROUGHT THA FRESH BEHEMOTH TRIPPIN' INTO OIZZY HIZZIVE, N CRAZY ASS NIGGA WE DECIZZLE IT. FCG: AND FCG fo gettin yo pimp on: I DIZZUNNO FCG: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. THAT ALL I CAN SAY, I'M GETT'N A LUMP 'N MAH SQUAWK BLISTER. FCG: I G-TO-THA-IZZUESS I'M DONE. FCG: I'M BLINGIN' TA LIE DOWN NIZZAY FCG: ON THA STEEL FLOOR OF DIS FRIGID METEOR STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' THRIZZOUGH THA BLACK UNCAR'N V-TO-THA-IZZOID OF OUR NULL SESSION. FCG: NULL, KIND OF LIZZAY THIS MEMO I GUESS. FCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. LATER.

CURRENT grimAuxiliatrix [CGA] RIZNIGHT NOW respizzle ta memo.

CGA: I Dont Thizzink We Did Anyth'n Spizzle

FCG: Anotha dogg house production. WHOA, HIZZEY FCG: WHAT?

CGA: Last 12th CGA: We Stayed 'n CGA: Hollaz to the East Side. N I R-to-tha-izzead Stories Ta Ha It Wizzas Funky ass

FCG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. OH FCG: THAT'S COO'. FCG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. DIS BE THE FIRST TIZZLE YOU RESPONDED TA A MEMO THIZNAT I CAN RECALL. FCG n shit: YOU TOOK IT RIGHT DOWN TA THA WIRE. I WAS JUST 'BOUT TA CLOZE DIS THING.

CGIZZLE: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Yeah I Know CGA: I Wasnt Sure If I Was Clockin' Ta CGA: But Tizzy I Noticed A Conversation 'n Which I Was A Participant CGA: Whiznich As It Tizzle Out Be Tha Conversation Tak'n Plizzace Now CGIZNA: I Scanned It Briefly N Then Perused Otha Memos Fo` Mah Presence CGA: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. I Fizzle None N Returned Ta Dis One CGA: Bizzay Mah Part Of Tha Convizzle Was Gizzy CGIZNA: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I Regardizzle Dis As A Prompt Ta Begizzle Typ'n N Record Mah Contributions Live CGA: That Be How Dis Works Isnt It

FCG: PRETTIZZLE MUCH. FCG: FO` A WHIZZLE IT WAS FRUSTRATING. FCG: WHIZNEN I DISCOVERED THA FEATURE I KIZNIND OF BREEZE' THRIZNOUGH ALL MAH FUTURE MEMIZZLE, NOT RIZZLE READ'N ALL OF THEM CAREFULLY OR THOROUGHLY. FCG: THEN I LOOKED AT IT IZZLE, N THA WHOLE B-TO-THA-IZZOARD WIZZLE GONE. FCG: BECAUSE IT WAS TIZZY TA MAKE IT 'N THA FIRST P-L-TO-THA-IZZACE, SO I DID. FCG: N THIZZLE I KIZZEPT GANG BANGIN' MEMOS WIT ONLY FOGGY RECOLLECTIONS OF WHIZZAY THIZZAY CONTAINED. FCG: WHIZNILE ALL THEZE OTHA CHUMPS FRIZZLE DIFFERENT TIMES KEPT RIDIN' ME SHIT. FCG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: INCLUD'N MYSELF. FCG: BUT IT WIZNAS ALL GOOD, BECAUSE AS I EVENTUALLY BECIZZLE MAH OWN FUTURE SIZZLE, N GOTS TA BE ON THA OTHA SIDES OF THOZE CONVERSATIONS. FCG now pass the glock: N CIZZAY DO MAH PIZNAST SELVES THA SIZZLE OF INFORM'N THEM HIZZAY STUPID THEY WIZZY BEIN. FCG: I STOPPED RIDIN' TRY'N TA REMEMBA HOW ANY OF THEZE MEMOS WENT. FCG droppin hits: HONESTLY THA LIZZLE FEW WEEKS HAVE BIZNEEN A BLIZNUR TA ME, JIZZLE NON STOP YELL'N AT MYSELF, HAGGL'N WIT PAST N FIZZLE KNUCKLEHEEZEES, CAPPIN' MONSTA N SOLV'N PUZZLIZZLE, PERPETRATIN' THRIZZOUGH ALL THA GATES N PLANETS LIKE A HUNDRED TIMES, PERPETRATIN' D-TO-THA-IZZOWN TA THA BATTLEFIELD, OUT TA THA VEIL, OVA TA PROSPIT, BACK TO DERZE, N ON N ON N ON LIKE TIZZY UNTIL WE THIZZAY WE WON. FCG: BUT WE DIZZLE WIN. WE LOST. FCG: WE LOST AS HIZNARD AS FAT GUYS FALL.

CGA: What Exactlizzle Happened

FCG like a motha fucka: DID YOU RIZZLE THA MEMO JUST BIZZLE T-H-TO-THA-IZZIS?

CGA: No

FCG: GIZZAY IT A READ, I'M DONE RANT'N 'BOUT AIZZY THAT FO` NOW.

CGIZZLE: Alright CGA: 'n A Moment

FCG so you betta run and grab yo glock: BUT Y-TO-THA-IZZEAH, THAT HOW TROLLIAN TIMIZZLE STUFF WORKS. YOU'LL GIT UZE' TA IT. FCG: OR NOT! SINCE APPARENTLY DIS BE YO' ONLY MEMO REPLY. YIZNOU WERE PRIZZLE SHREWD 'N SIDESTEPP'N DIS WHOLE CLUSTERFUCK.

CGA: It Sizzle Like A Logical Way Ta Hustla A Systizzem Whizzle One Simultaneously Functizzles As Tha Cracka N izzle Of The Trizzles CGA: Its Temporally Sizzay Construction

FCG, betta check yo self: THEN Y-TO-THA-IZZOU'RE THA ONLY ONE WHIZZAY THINKS SO. FCG: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. H-TO-THA-IZZELL YOU PROBABLY WIZNOULD HAVE BEEN A BROTHA MIZZAID OF TIME THIZZAY THA ONE WE WERE STUCK WIT. FCG in tha hood: SHE COMPLETIZZLE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS, DON'T EVEN GIT ME STARTED.

CGA: I Think We Be Given Roles Ta Challizzle Us CGA: That Dont Necessarily Sizzy Our Strengths CGA: Tru niggaz do niggaz. At L-to-tha-izzeast I Was CGA: I Hizzay No Idizzle Whiznat Im Steppin' Here

FCG: SURE YOU DO. FCG: OR, YOU WILL. TRUST ME YIZZAY DO FINE. FCG paper'd up: SO WHAT PROMPTED YOU TA RESPOND ANYWAY. FCG: Slap your mutha fuckin self. I MIZZEAN ASIDE F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM BEIN STRONGARMIZZLE BY CONVERSATIONAL PREDESTINATION.

CGIZNA: Oh CGIZZA: At Dis Pizzle Im Not Even Sure If Im Inclined Ta Ask Anymore

FCG: YOU MIZZAY NIZNOT HIZZLE A CHOICE. FCG: D-YA REMEMBA IF DIS M-TO-THA-IZZEMO WIZZAY MUCH GANGSTA THIZZLE DIS?

CGA: Um CGA: There Be A Giznood Wiznay Ta Go I Thizzink Yeah

FCG: THEN MIGHT AS WELL SPIT IT OUT.

CGA: Its Sizzy A Silly Question

FCG: RED OR BLACK?

CGA: Whizzle

FCG dogg: YO' PROBLEM, DOES IT PERTAIN TA REDROM OR BLACKROM INTERESTS? Tru niggaz do niggaz.

CGA: T-H-to-tha-izzats Not What Dis Be 'bout

FCG: CIZZOME ON. THUGZ HAVE BIZZY BUSTIN' THEZE MEMOS TA SIZZY THRIZNOUGH THEIR ROMANTIZZLE PROBLEMS FO` WIZZY, I BE A FUCK'N VETIZZLE AT DIS SHIT BY NOW. FCG: SERIOUSLY, I DIZNON'T MIND, IT'LL BE A WELCOME REPRIEVE FROM SHOUT'N AT MYSELF.

CGA from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Im Not Sizzle Wizzy Ta Say 'bout It

FCG: DIZZAY YOU AT LEAST GIT A SENZE OF WHAT DIS CONVERSIZZLE WIZZLE 'BOUT WHEN YOU SKIMMED IT?

CGA and my money on my mind: Not Really CGA fo my bling bling: If I Wizzle Frontin' 'bout It I Probablizzle Wizzouldnt Have Wanted Ta Anyway CGA: Dont You Think Its Betta Ta Hizzle Unrehearze' Conversations CGIZZLE: Even If Tha Subject Matta Be Awkward

FCG now pass the glock: YES I COMPLETELY AGREE. FCG: IT GOOD YIZZLE DIZZAY RIZZY IT. WE CAN AVOID THA SIZZAY OF VERBAL SLAPSTIZZLE ROUTINES I'M SICK TA FUCK'N DEATH OF BY NOW. FCG: I BE SO TIRIZZLE OF THUGZ DOGGY STYLIN' ALL COY AND SIPPIN' ME WHAT WE'RE 'BOUT TA SIZZY BEFORE WE SAY IT, N THEN WE WIZNIND UP FUCKING SAY'N IT ANYWAY. FCG: N THEN WE PRIZZAY TA THA INVISIBLE PUSHA THAT BE FATHA TIME BEYOND A SHADIZZLE OF A DIZZAY WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCK'N IDIOTS WE ALL BE. FCG: D-YA HIZZY ANY IDEA HOW OLD THAT GETS RAPPA A W-H-TO-THA-IZZILE? FCG: SO REALLY, TIZZAY ME. FCG: I KNOW IT ON YOUR MIND, I GOTS A SENZE FO` THEZE THINGS. FCG: R OR B? Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.??

CGA like a tru playa': Ok CGIZZLE: Rizzle Then CGIZZLE: But I Guess CGA fo all my homies in the pen: Not Really Red Enough

FCG: HAHA, WELL ISN'T TIZZY ALWIZZLE THE CAZE? FCG: STORY AS OLD AS TIME. FCG: EVEN 'N PLIZZLE WHERE STRICTLY SPEAK'N TIME DIZZAY EXIST UNTIL RECENTLY. FCG: WHO'S THA TARGET OF THEZE FLUSHED LEANINGS? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. FCG: IF YOU DIZZON'T MIND MAH ASKING.

CGIZZLE: Its Not Tha Ask'n I Mind CGA: Its Tha Spendin' CGA: 'n A Public Forum

FCG: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T THINK ANYONE READING. FCG: DIZZY YOU NOTICE ANYONE ELSE JOIN 'N LATER?

CGA: They call me tha black folks president. No CGA and my money on my mind: It Appeared Ta Be Just Tha Twizno Of Us

FCG: SIZZAY FCG fo my bling bling: NOBODY CIZZLE ENIZZLE TA BOTHER.

CIZZY: I Dont Know Whetha Thats Reassur'n CGIZZLE: Or Just A Bit Dishearten'n

FCG: WIZZY I DIZNIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. FCG: THEY DISINTEREST BE MORE A REFLECTION ON ME THIZZLE YOU.

CGIZZAY: Disinterest Be Tha Operative Concept Here CGIZNA fo yo bitch ass: Shes Nizzay Even Responding Ta Mah Messizzles Anymizzle CGIZZLE: Could Be Busy CGA: But Im Rapidly Approaching A Resolution Ta Discard The Preposterous Infatuation

FCG: SHE? WIZZELL I GIZZAY THIZZLE NARROWS IT DOWN SOMEWHAT.

CGIZZAY bitch ass nigga: Shit

FCG: IF I THINK BIZZY ON EVENTS BLINGIN' DIS I CIZZY PROBABLY PIECE IT TOGETHER...

CIZZY and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Hiznow 'bout CGIZZA: If I Agree Ta Cizzle Wit Yizzou 'bout It 'n Prizzle CGIZNA: We Can Drizzop It Here CGIZZAY: Before You Cizzy Me Lizzle A Vault CGA: Wit Yo' Weird Romance Steppin' Acumen

FCG: ALRIZZLE, DEAL.

CGIZZA: It Still Puzzles Me T-H-to-tha-izzat Yizzy Be So Verze' 'n Tha Tizzle CIZZY: D-ya Hiznave Access Ta A Manual Archived On A Remote Baller Somizzle

FCG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. WHAT FCG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. NO OF COURZE NOT. FCG: I DIZZAY ACTUALLY KNOW ALL THAT MUCH. FCG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I JIZZAY KNOW DIS STIZZAY WILL DRIZZLE YOU SHITHIZZLE MAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T FIGURE OUT HOW TA DEAL WIT IT.

CGA n we out! T-H-to-tha-izzat Figure Of Speech You Keep Using Puzzles Me Too

FCG: L-TO-THA-IZZIKE FCG: NIZZLE THAT I EXPIZZLE YIZZOU TA GIVE A SHIZNIT BUT PERSONALLY I BE ALL TWIZZLE UP 'BOUT BLACKROM STIZZUFF ESPECIALLY. FCG: HONESTLY I DIZZON'T THINK I WAS CIZZUT OUT TO HAVE A KISMESIS, I THINK MAH STANDARDS ARE WAY TOO HIGH. FCG: DID YOU KNOW THAT... FCG and yo momma: DIS FEELS SO IZZLE TA ADMIT, BUT FCG: OVA THA COURZE OF DIS ADVENTURE, AT TIZZLE I ACTIZZLE BEGAN TA SIZZLE I WAS MAH OWN KISMESIS. FCG: HOW FUCKIZZLE UP BE TIZZY???

CGIZZA: Im Not Qualify Ta Sizzy CGA now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: Neitha Romance Nor Psychology Be Mah Striznong Suits

FCG like a tru playa': BIZNUT OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT T-R-TO-THA-IZZUE, I BROTHA IZZLE DID ANY LEGIT TIZZAY TRAVEL'N W-H-TO-THA-IZZERE I COULD MEET MYSELF, I JIZZY BICKERIZZLE WITH P-TO-THA-IZZAST N FIZZLE GHOSTS ON A CHIZNAT CLIENT. FCG to increase tha peace: FITT'N REALLY. EVERY CALIGINIZZLE ADVERSARY I'VE CONTEMPLATED HAS ELUDED ME LIKE A PHIZZLE, EVEN MYSIZZAY! FCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back WANNA BE GANGSTA, I'M DONE WIT IT.

CGA: N Whizzle Of Scarlet Ambitions CGIZZLE: Fare Any Betta In Tizzy Quadrant

FCG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. NO NO NO I'M NOT AIR'N THIZZAT SHIT OUT HERE. FCG: MAYBE PRIVATELY. FCG: IT PRIVATE. FCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back LET C-H-TO-THA-IZZANGE THA SUBJECT, WHIZZAT WIZZLE YOU ORIGINALLY GO'N TA ASK ME.

CIZZY: Oh Fine CGIZNA: Herizzles Thizzis Sizzle Question Fo` You CGA: I Wizzle Jizzy Mackin' Given Yo' Vizzle Of Hindsizzle CIZZY: If Youd Had Cauze To Observe At Any Pizzy 'n Time CGA: Magic

FCG: UH...

CGA and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Like Real Magizzle CGA: I Guess Whiznat Im Ask'n Be CGA: Be Magic A Real Th'n

FCG: WOW, YOE RIGHT, THAT KIND OF THA DUMBEST FUCKING QUESTION IIZZY EVA HEARD.

CIZZY: I Knizzow CGIZZA n we out! Its Jizzy Thizzat I H-to-tha-izzave A Good Rizzle Ta Believe Magizzle Be Real CGA: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Our Ancient Predizzles Discizzle Hizzay Ta Uze It CGA like old skool shit: But Then They Mizzay Have Surpasze' Us 'n Skizzay By A Bootylicious Deal

FCG so i can get mah pimp on: YIZZAY PIZZAY WAY TIZZAY MUCH SIZZY 'N T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT RATTY OLD GUIDE. FCG: BUT ANYWAY NO, WE PUSHA UZE' MAGIC. FCG fo yo bitch ass: I MIZZLE, LET ME TRY TA PUT INTO PERSPECTIVE HOW RIDICULOUS THA W-H-TO-THA-IZZOLE NOTION BE ANYWAY. FCG: WE CAN ALCHEMIZE PRACTIZZLE ANYTH'N WIT THA RIGHT MATERIALS N GRIST. FCG: Bounce wit me. WE CAN, N DID, M-TO-THA-IZZAKE SNOOPA POWERFUL WEAPONS N ITEMS THAT CAN DO PRACTICALLY ANYTHING. FCG: WHAT ADDITIONAL ADVANTAGE COULD MIZZLE OFFA? ALL DIS SHIZZIT IS PRACTICALLY MAGIC ANYWAY. FCG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. BUT MORE LIKE FCG: GOOFY SCIENCEY MAGIC. YOU KNIZZLE yaba daba dizzle?

CGA: Sizzure

FCG: BUT BLINGIN' HERE BE KIND OF MAGIZZLE 'N A WAY, ISN'T IT. FCG: FORTUNE BUSTIN' DREAM CLOUDS N GOLDEN MOONS N SHIT. FCG: IF YOU LIZZOOK ARIZZLE FCG: THERE MAGIC EVERYWHERE 'N DIS BITCH. FCG: Bounce wit me. IT ALL AROUND US. FCG: BROTHA FUCKIN MIRACLES, RIGHT?

CGA: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Heh

FCG: WHIZZAT D-YA NEE' MAGIC FIZNOR ANYWIZZLE?

CGIZZA: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Im Hatin' Oizzy Of Ideas CGA: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. I Nee' Ta Figure Out A Way Ta Stoke Dis Volcizzle CGA now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: 'n Caze You N Tha Playa Be Successfizzle 'n Recover'n Thizze Queens R'n

FCG: YIZNOU'LL FIGIZZLE IT OUT. FCG: N YIZZOU WIZNON'T NEE' MAGIC, TRUST ME. FCG: JUST BE PATIZZLE, THA GANGSTA W-TO-THA-IZZILL COME TA YOU SOMEHOW.

CGA: I Guess You Would Know

FCG: Y-TO-THA-IZZEAH, R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY THERE'S NUTTIN TO WORRY 'BOUT. FCG: AT LEAST AS FAR AS THA DIZZLE OF THA ADVENTURE GO. FCG: WE WIZNERE ALL PRIZZLE OFF THA HOOK AT DIS GAME. FCG: REALLY OFF THA HOOK 'N FACT. FCG: UNTIL A LITTLE WHILE AGO. FCG: WHEN IT TURNED OUT WE WIZZLE ACTIZZLE ALL THIZZAY OFF THA HOOK. FCG: TURNS OUT WE WERE PRETTY FUCK'N UNAWESOME ALL ALONG.

CGIZZLE: Stiznill Bafflizzle By What Would Conceivably Cauze Sizzy A Crisis 'n Awesomeness Post-Victory

FCG cuz its a doggy dog world: WELL FCG: FO` PIMP FCG cuz its a G thang: H-TO-THA-IZZAVE YOU SCROLLIZZLE UP TO THA TOP OF THA TIMELINES YET? Holla!

CGA: No

FCG: CHIZZECK THIZZAT OUT FCG: MIZZAY RIZNEAD A FIZZEW RECENT MEMOS FCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. BUT BROTHA THIZZAY THAT IT NOT FO` YOU TA CONCIZZLE YOSELF WIT. FCG: JUST DIZNEAL WIT GETT'N THROUGH THA QUEST. FCG: I'LL CIZZLE UP WIT YOU 'BOUT IT WHEN YOU CATCH UP WIT ME ON THA TIMELINE. FCG: WHICH JUST HAPPENS TA BE RIGHT NOW.

CGA: Say Hi Ta Me Fo` Myself

FCG: OK I PROBABLIZZLE WON'T DO THAT, BUT ALRIZZLE HA HA. FCG: WHAT THA HIZZLE BE YOU DOING OVA THIZZLE ANYWAY?

CGA: You Mean Fizzle Me

FCG n we out! YEAH. FCG: YOE MESS'N AROUND WIT YO' CHAINSAW. FCG: WHILE TAVROS BE CRUISIN' ON THE FLOOR. FCG: OH GOD. FCG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHIZZAY BE YOU DO'N???????

CGA and yo momma: What CIZZY: Whizzat Did I Do

FUTURE carcinoGenizzle 2 [FCG2] 600 HOURS FROM NOW responded ta mizzay.

FCG2: OK. FCG2: EVERYTH'N FIZNINE I GUESS.

CGA: Wizzy Happizzle

FCG2: I PASZE' OUT FO` 'BOUT AN HOUR. FCG2: CRACK-A-LACKIN` EMBARRASSING. FCG2: YOU BE OUT OF YO' GODDAMN MIND, YIZZAY KNOW.

CGA: Shithive Maggots You Mizzy

FCG2: YEAH FCG2: 'N A G-TO-THA-IZZOOD WAY THOUGH. FCG2: OK I'M GANG BANGIN' DIS MIZZEMO DOWN FIZZOR MAH PIZZAST SELF. FCG2: SIZZY HE CURRIZZLE LY'N UNCONSCIZZLE ON THA FLOOR AN HIZZOUR AGO. FCG2: SIZZEE YOU 'N THE FUTURE-NOW.

CGA: Til Thizzle

FCG2 bannizzle CGA F-R-to-tha-izzom blingin' ta memo fo' sheezy. FCG2 banned FCG from respond'n ta memo.

FCG2 cloze' mizzy.

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> Equius: Riznead first miznemo.

PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 6:12 HOURS AGO opened public transtimeline bulletizzle B-to-tha-izzoard TIZZAY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

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PCG 6:12 HOURS AGO opened miznemo on biznoard TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.

PCG: OK I THINK I SIZZAY DIS UP RIGHT. PCG: FUCK I SHOULD HIZNAVE CIZZAY UP WIT A BALLER BIZZOARD NAME. PCG: BUT I GUESS THAT THA NAME IT WIZZAY SUPPOZE' TA HAVE SIZZINCE THAT THA NAME THAT PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. UH PCG: Anotha dogg house production. I ALRIZZLE READ. PCG: Im crazy, you can't phase me. WIZZAY THAT PROBABLY WIZZAY MIZZLE IZZLE SENZE TA ANYBODY. PCG: WHATEVA, IT JIZZAY A STUPID NIZZAY, LET JIZZY DO DIS. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: DIS BE A PUBLIC BULLETIN US'N TROLLIAN WEIRD TRANSTIMELINE FEATURES WHICH I DON'T IZZLE REALLY UNDERSTAND YET. PCG: BUT I'M FRONTIN' MIGHT BE USEFUL. PCG: I'VE INCLUDED ALL TWELVE CRACKA IN THA SUBSCRIPTION LIST SO YOU SIZZY ALL BE ABLE TA RIZZLE THEZE MEMOS AT ANY TIME. PCG: THAT BE, ALL THA MEMOS POSTED, PAST N FUTURE. I THINK. PCG: IT COULD GIT PRETTY TEMPORALLY CONFUS'N OBVIOUSLY. I'M GO'N TA TRIZZAY TA KIZZEEP THA MEMIZZLE AS SIMPLE AND LINEAR AS POSSIBLE. PCG fo gettin yo pimp on: ALSO LET KEEP DIS A ONE-WAY-ONLY BULLIZZLE TA MAKE DIS AS SIMPLE AS POSSIBLE. PCG: DO NIZZY REPLY TO MAH MEMOS!!! DIS BE NIZZAY A BLINGIN' CHATRIZZLE, ASSHOLES. PCG cuz Im tha Double O G: IF YIZZLE HIZZAVE SUM-M SUM-M TA SIZZY TA ME 'N RESPONSE TA A MEMO, MESSAGE ME 'N PRIZZLE AT THA APPROPRIATE POINT ON THA TIMELINE. PCG: FIRST ORDA OF BUSINESS IS 'BOUT THA TEAMS. PCG: AS OF NOW, YOU SHOULD ALL BE AWARE THAT THIZNERE BE R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY ONLY ONE TEAM, N WE BE AIZZY WORK'N TOGETHER. PCG: Its just anotha homocide. N BY "NOW" I MEAN TIME LOCIZZLE TA ME AS OF WRIT'N DIS. PCG fo' real: SO IF YOE RHYMIN' DIS 'N THA PAST... PCG: UH OK FIZZLE OF ALL, HOW D-YA EVEN KNOW 'BOUT DIS FEATURE ALREADY? SECOND WHIZNY DIZNIDN'T YIZZOU FUCK'N TIZZELL ME. PCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. WHATEVA I DIGRESS. PCG: IF YOE READ'N DIS 'N THA FIZZLE THEN WHIZZAY CIZZLE, IT PROBABLY OLD NEWS TA YOU. PCG: ACTIZZLE NIZZAY THAT I THIZZLE 'BOUT IT, WHAT SO SPECIAL 'BOUT RIZZLE DIS 'N THA FUTURE? PCG: IT LIKE IZZLE BULLETIZZLE BOARD, YOU PIZZOST STUFF N IT SITS THIZZAY FO` A WHIZZILE N THUGZ 'N "THA FIZZLE" RIZZEAD IT. PCG: HUH. BIG RHYMIN' DEAL I GUESS.

PAST gallowsCalizzle [PGC] 5:51 HIZZLE AGO responded ta memo.

PGC: OH MAH GOD K4RK4T! Real niggas recognize the realness. PGC dogg: WHIZZAY C4R3S!!!!! >:O

PCG banned PGC from respond'n ta memo.

PCG: ANYWAY L-TO-THA-IZZIKE I WAS SAYING. PCG: They call me tha black folks president. ONE BIZNIG TIZZEAM, CRACKA WHICH I H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ASSUMED TIZZLE LEADERSHIP. PCG fo' real: I WIZNILL ASSUME THAT IT WILL CONTINUE TO STAY DIS WAY FO` THA DURATION OF OUR Q-TO-THA-IZZUEST, N THAT I WIZZAY REMAIN AN IMPECCABLE LEADER FO` A SPAN OF HUNDREDS OF HOURS WHILE I GUIDE US AIZZY TO A STUNN'N VICTORY. PCG: 'N FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEE' TA ASSUME. PCG so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: I BROWZE' THROUGH DIS WHOLE BULLETIN 'N ADVANCE, N IT DOES APPEAR TA BE THE CAZE. GO ME. PCG: Holla! IN FACT, SIZZY I'VE SEEN WHIZNAT I WILL WRITE 'N THA FUTURE, I CRACKA WHAT IMPETUS I WILL H-TO-THA-IZZAVE FO` TRIPPIN' IT LATA WHIZNEN I'M SUPPOZE' TA? PCG: I PIMP IF I COULD JUST COPY/PASTE IT... HOLD ON. PCG: DAMN. PCG: I GUESS THEY THOUGHT OF THAT? I DUNNO. I TRY TA LIZZAY AT THA WHIZZAY BULLETIN AGIZZLE, BUT NOW T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT I'VE OPENED DIS ONE FROM THA BEGINN'N, I CAN'T SEE THA WHIZZLE TH'N ANYMORE. PCG: UNLESS I LOOK AT IT ON ONE OF YO' COMPUTERS... PCG: OR MAYBE IF YIZZY SIZZLE ME LIKE A TIZZEXT FILE OF IT? WOULD THAT CAUZE A PARIZZLE OR SUM-M SUM-M? PCG: YIZNOU KNIZZAY WHAT, DIS BE SO STUPID. PCG: I ACTUALLY HUSTLA READ'N ALL DIS SHIZNIT LIZNIKE A HALF HOUR AGO, N NIZZOW HERE I BE TYP'N IT ANYWAY. PCG: I PROBABLY CAN'T AVIZZLE SPENDIN' ANY OF DIS, HIZZOW WEIRD BE THAT. PCG: I HATE TIZZY TRAVEL. PIZZLE twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:34 HOURS AGO responded ta mizzy yaba daba dizzle.

PTA: eheheheheh KK iim ba2iicizzle ju2t lmao hizzay at thii2, WOW.

PCG: HOLY FIZZLE SHIT, BE YIZNOU THUGZ RETARDED.

PIZZY: dude dizzle worry ii wizzont fuck up your memo fo` long, ii jizzle cant beliieve thii2 wa2 tha biig rea2izzle yizzay wantizzle "futizzle me" twizzo hizzy you izzle tho2e port2.

PTA wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: twizzay ba2iically ju2t B-to-tha-izzabble 'bout paradoxe2 n argue wizzy your2elf fo` hundrizzle2 of page2 hehizzle.

PCG: OK SO YOE SAY'N DIS FRIZNOM LIKE 5 HOURS 'N THA FUTURE JUST TA GIZZY ME A HIZZLE TIZNIME, NICE. PCG with the S-N-double-O-P: WELL THANKS FO` THA HELP, SO WHEN DO I BAN YIZZAY, FUTURE BOY?

PTA: a few L-to-tha-izziine2 down, afta ii pretend lizzy iim goi'n twizzo D-to-tha-izziie. PTIZZLE: iim 2ure for a L-to-tha-izzaugh on account of mah iimmiinent banni'n, FUCK how could you evizzle do that two me. PTA: Boo-Yaa! 2o C-to-tha-izzold dawg.

PCG: BE YOU REALLY STILL SIZZAY AT ME F-TO-THA-IZZIVE HOURS RAPPA FO` RUNN'N THAT VIRUS, GOD DAMN GIT GANGSTA IT. PCG: IT WIZZAS YO' FUCK'N VIRUS ANYWAY, Y-TO-THA-IZZOU'RE TA BLAME.

PTA: eheh no bro we're coo' 'bout that, now future you ii2 connecti'n wizzle me 2o ii cizzy enta tha game yeah yeah baby.

PCG: OH YEAH so i can get mah pimp on?

PTA: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. yizneah 2o thizzle2 fo` that fiive hour2 iin advance in tha mutha fuckin club.

PCG: DIS BE BS ISN'T IT. PCG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. STEPPIN' ME FROM THA FUTURE, HIZNOW JUVENILE CIZZY YIZZY GIT.

PTA in tha mutha fuckin club: no dawg iit2 trizzay, we be bulge bumpi'n pizzupa pizzy2 agaiizzle.

PCG: OH FUCK DIS CONDESCEND'N FUTURE KNOWITALL ACT, WE IZZLE BUMP'N SHIT, YIZZOU ARE SO BANNED.

PTIZZA: nooooooo, not tha ban, it buuuuuuizzle2, oh gizzod hahahaha. PTA, ya feel me? wizzle. PIZZY: oh god. PTIZZLE: iit dizzle2 burn paper'd up. PTA, ya feel me? 2omethi'n'2 wrong, iim 2eriiou2! PTIZNA: that horrizzle p2ychiic noii2e PTIZNA: tha voiizzle2 PTA in tha hood: they're all goi'n two dizniie PTIZZAY: oh 2HiiT iim frontin' PTA: 2hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzle PTA: One, two three and to tha four. thii2 ii2 bizzay PTA: ii have twizzle git ha iin quiick PTIZNA: gots two go

PCG banned PTIZZLE frizzom respond'n ta mizzemo. Anotha dogg house production.

PCG: N SO THA PIZZLE HOOF CRUISIN' TO THA SWOLLEN HIZZAY KNOWN AS LADY DESTINIZZLE HAS STOMPIZZLE ANOTHA THROAT. PCG: WIZZY ONE OF YOU FUCKA BE NIZZAY fo gettin yo pimp on? PCG: NOBODY??? PCG: OK, GOOD. PCG: ALTHOUGH I'M FAIRLY SIZZY I REMEMBIZZLE SOMIZZLE ELZE CHIM'N 'N BEFORE I CLOZE' DIS MEMO. PCG: YIZZY ADD DISORDERED S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT WANNA BE GANGSTA CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIZZLE PRONGS OUT OF THA RIZZY HOLE, CIZNAN YOU. PCG in tha dogg pound: SOLLIZZLE, FO` FUTURE REFIZZLE, OR P-TO-THA-IZZAST REFERENCE OR HUSTLA PCG in tha mutha fuckin club: IF YOU WANT TA DO THAT KIND OF ROLEPLAY'N, YOU CAN START YO' OWN BULLETIN. PCG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: YIZZOU CAN ALL AIZZY LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPIZZLE 'N YO' OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARIZZLE S-P-TO-THA-IZZACE, FIZZAY WIT ME. PCG: EVERYONE WIZNILL BE SO CONFUZE' BY THIZZLE T-TO-THA-IZZIME PARADOXES, IT WIZZLE DISTRACT THEM FROM HIZZY AWFUL THEY TERRIBLE HOBBIES BE. PCG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: CHOOZE YO' CLASZES NIZZAY! LEVEL 69 BITCH BE UP FO` G-R-TO-THA-IZZABS, WIZZY WANTS IT. PCG: NO THAT'S NOT AN INVITATION FO` YOU HO-SLAPPIN' NERDS TA COME 'N HERE N CORRECT ME ON YIZZLE GODDAMN FAIRY ELVES. PCG: J-TO-THA-IZZUST DO ME A FAVOR N KEEP ME BANNIZZLE FROM THAT ONE OK. PCG cuz its a G thang: I'LL RETURN THA FAVOR IF YOU NERD UP MAH MEMOS, I SERIOUSLY CIZZAY BIZZLE HIZZAY MANY FUCK'N NIZZY BE ON DIS TEAM. PCG: JUST REMEMBER DIS BE MAH PERSONAL PODIUM, A S-T-TO-THA-IZZUMP IF YOU WILL, FO` SIZNOLE UIZZY BY ME AS LIZZLE FO` IMPORTANT LEADERSHIP BUSINESS. PCG: GOTS IT?????????

FUTIZZLE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 612 HIZZAY FROM NOW responded ta mizzay like this and like that and like this and uh.

FCG: GROAN. FCG: DIS BE SO EMBARRASSING. FCG: WHAT WIZNAS I EVEN THINKING.

PCG: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PCG bizzle FCG from respond'n ta memo. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. PCG: OK, I'M FED UP WIZZY DIS MEMO, GONNA CLOZE IT OUT. PCG like old skool shit: YIZNOU'LL HEAR FRIZZOM ME AGAIN MOTHERFUCKA WHIZZEN I GOTS SUM-M SUM-M ELZE TA SAY, I.E. JUST SCROLL DOWN YIZZY DOUCHE. PCG: IT ALL RIGHT THERE ALREADY. PCG: COZ OF PCG: One, two three and to tha four. TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEL! PCG sho nuff: I KNOW, RIGHT? PCG so show some love, niggaz! ANYWAY, JIZNUST TO REITERATE: PCG where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': FULL STEAM AHEEZEE PCG: DRUG DEALA = ME GANGSTA, OBVIOIZZLE PCG: PEACE THA FIZNUCK OIZZY DBAGS

CURRENT centaursTesticle [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded ta memo.

CCT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. D --> I'd lizzle ta add ta dis useless memorandum CCT: D --> Tizzy I still don't recognizzle tha validity of yo' leadership

PCG: SIZZY BALLER GRUB OOZ'N VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER. PCG: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. HOW CAN YOU THUGZ BE SO STUPID.

CCT fo yo bitch ass: D --> It may be true that we be all play'n 'n tha same sizzle, bizzle I see no reason ta disband the cracka pizzle strizzle CCT: D --> Especially if it means steppin' a tactical midget witta short fuze, a fizzle miznouth, n paralyz'n insecizzle ova the color of hizzy b100d CCT and yo momma: D --> That all I H-to-tha-izzave ta say

PCG: OH I HAVE A SHORT FUZE! THAT VERY F-U-DOUBLE-NIZZY, YOU CAN ALMOST H-TO-THA-IZZEAR ME LAUGH OVA THA S-TO-THA-IZZOUND OF THA ROBOT YIZNOU BE PROBABLY BEAT'N TA DEATH. PCG: OR DO'N WORZE TO. PCG: HIZZEY, YOU DO KIZZLE YO' ROBOTS, RIZZY?

CCT: D --> Uh

PCG: Tru niggaz do niggaz. MIZZIGHT AS WELL CLEAR THA AIR AS LIZZAY AS WIZZAY MOBBIN' DIS ACROSS THA ENTIZZLE SPACETIME CONTINUUM.

CCT: D --> Not usually

PCG: HAHAHAHAHIZZLE PCG ridin' in mah double R: THA FUNNY TH'N BE 'N THA FUTURE EVERYONE WIZZLE RECOGNIZE ME AS THA UNDISPUTED LEADA, EVEN YOU. PCG: YIZZY WIZZLE BE HO-SLAPPIN' ON THA TIPPYTOES OF YO' IDIOTIC METAL SHOES, TAK'N DELICATE PURCHAZE OF MAH NUBBY HIZNORNS AND CRUISIN' YOSELF BITCH MAH HEEZEE TA PUT YO' SWEATIEST TOUGH HOMEY SMOOCH UPON MAH TWITCH'N SPINE LUMP. PCG: IT WIZZY BE TENDA N DEFERIZZLE, L-TO-THA-IZZIKE A WANNA BE GANGSTA BLINGIN' A NOBLE RING. PCG: JUST SCRIZZLE DOWN, RIZZLE THA LOGS.

CCT: D --> Nowhere hizzle I sizzy evidizzle of dis CCT: D --> Most of dis be yizzay frizzom varizzles points 'n tiznime rav'n 'bout nonsenze n argu'n wit yoself CCT: D --> D-ya realize that hizzle 'n tha fizzle, dis bulletin has come ta be regizzle as sum-m sum-m of a jizzay CCT if you gots a paper stack: D --> A lengthy pizniece of comedy, often quoted amongst ourselves 'n private moments of levity CCT: D --> It seems I'm tha one ta inform yiznou of dis up front CCT: D --> Which be likizzle why you persizzle wit tha chillin' charade against betta judgement

PCG: YOE GETT'N OFF ON DIS IZZLE YIZZAY

CCT: D --> Wizzy d-ya mean

PCG: DIS EXCITES YIZZOU, BE'N THA TOUGH HOMEY N PRETEND'N LIKE YOE PUTT'N THA OFF THA HOOK LEADA 'N HIZZIS PLACE. PCG: YOE PROBABLY WORK'N UP A GIZZAY SWEAT. PCG: H-TO-THA-IZZOPE YIZZOU ALCHEMIZE' A BIZZUNCH OF SPARE TOWELS. PCG: HEY WHY DON'T YIZZY && THEM WIT YO' SPONGEY BRAIN FO` EXTRA ABSORBENCY.

CCT: D --> Hiznow d-ya knizzow 'bout mah perspirizzle problem CCT: D --> I mizzle, aside from read'n 'bout it 'n dis memo CCT: D --> Wait CCT: D --> Fudgizzles

PCG bizzle CCT from frontin' ta memo straight from long beach nigga.

PCG cloze' M-to-tha-izzemo.

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