#a disproportionate number of photos of me aged 1-16 involve me being dressed as a pirate | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

oidheadh-con-culainn · 1 year ago

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okay which flavour of homosocial brotherhood of swinging swords around your back garden and proclaiming oaths to whichever friend you could rope into joining you were you when you were a kid

there are only two options sorry these are the only available genders today. binary choices. if you were neither then move right along, there are other polls. if you were both pick the one that was more dominant. the back garden may be metaphorical (if, for example, you lived in a block of flats and didn't have one)

#contrary to what you may expect given everything about me as a person now #i was quite overwhelmingly a pirate kid #a disproportionate number of photos of me aged 1-16 involve me being dressed as a pirate #i did have knight moments. i met one of my best friends while dressed as a knight #but on the whole. it was mostly piracy #probably bc of all the swallows & amazons to be honest #anyway! where do you fall on this binary #polls

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