#a cop car w no lights on rolled thru the parking lot w/o stopping&then disappeared into the wind
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jvzebel-x · 1 year ago
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cops when they see a red light&four lanes of traffic in their way: ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️
cops when they see a speed trap camera in a school zone at 8:00am on a monday while they're going 75mph: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨
cops when there's unclaimed money+drugs in the impound&they need to beat out the twelve other patrols trying to get there to "help check it in": ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️
cops when they had a bad day&they need to get home to beat their spouses+kids about it: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨
cops when they need to show up anywhere where there might be guns or knives or pointy sticks or people who know kung fu or have radioactive superpowers: .........😶‍🌫️........
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