#a child got very angry at me for skulking around the vegetable tray
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got assigned "carrot allergy" at the social function for good earlier so i guess im not allowed to have them anymore
#in public anyway#a child got very angry at me for skulking around the vegetable tray#and to be fair he's right. he has many allergies and he knows better. but i wasn't getting carrots! i was getting broccoli#i dipped my cherry tomatoes in whipped cream as a different crime to replace my carrot crimed
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