#a bold take!! i love it!! thats my number one argument for walrus too!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

shinybulbasaur · 10 months ago

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look. look. I really don't care if you'd find a walrus or a fairy more surprising. I think it's a fun thought experiment with multiple ways to process the information in the situation and you can draw whatever conclusions you like from that.

but if your main argument is "actually there are walruses everywhere" then I think you might just be a little stupid

#now if your argument were 'i ASSUMED walruses were everywhere so i wouldnt find it surprising'?#a bold take!! i love it!! thats my number one argument for walrus too!!#(prior to me looking up walrus locations)#like yeah i live on the coast!! id just assume walruses lived further south than i thought!!#thats a great reason to be less surprised by a walrus!!#but if i say 'the nearest walrus is 800 miles away' the rebuttal is not. 'nuh uh'#okay im done being comedically opinionated on this im going back to my hole

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