#a big part of her job is placating old men who get an ego boost from donating to Causes

[wallabywannabe]

Part of my sister's job is keeping tabs on rich people who have donated before and some of them are VERY weird. There's one guy who's convinced silver is the only safe investment and thinks fruit is a conspiracy. She's downloaded an app specifically to track the price of silver so she can email him and say, "Looks like silver is doing well! Would you like to make another contribution?" so he says "Yes here's a thousand dollars for the golden tamarins America will collapse in 2024 silver is The Savior all the best Steve" and that's just how you save the golden tamarins sometimes I guess.