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Thong jeans exist now and wasn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
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Sisqo didn't ask for this when he made his hit song the "Thong Song."
Japanese designer Thibaut presented his collection at the Amazon Fashion Week in Tokyo this week. But, there was one denim look in particular that caught everyone's attention and we apologize in an advance for what you're about to see.
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The model can be seen walking down the runway in what's being labeled as 'thong jeans.'
As if 2017 hasn't been bad enough. 
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Image: Aflo/REX/Shutterstock
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Image: Aflo/REX/Shutterstock
The highly distressed pair isn't out yet, but if you want to make your own there's a pretty simple hack. Just take a pair of scissors and close your eyes as you hack away at them. The less fabric, the better. You'll have your own pair of 'thong jeans' in no time and be the envy of absolutely no one. 
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Image: Aflo/REX/Shutterstock
While the fashion world is trying to make sense of the denim trend, people have reacted accordingly to the "creative" direction. 
thong jeans were cancelled before they even became a thing https://t.co/xWOehrurrn
— r a c h e l (@universally_sad) October 19, 2017
My friends: “It’s going to be chill, just wear something super casual.” Me: *shows up in my thong jeans* https://t.co/AL9EhXa8SD
— Lauren Alexis Fisher (@LaurenAlexis) October 18, 2017
I made a stupid joke. As penance, I accidentally clicked on the Moments tab and discovered "thong jeans." The universe WILL even the score, folks.
— A Scary Burnham 🎃 (@erikburnham) October 19, 2017
I can’t even hack jean jeans let alone thong jeans https://t.co/iFXzLSbPqX
— 🎃Fright🕸Daisies🎃 (@ThatFurf) October 19, 2017
Meanwhile, throwing your jeans under a lawn mower seems to be the new fashion. Thong Jeans. lmao pic.twitter.com/a5xGEyuDjc
— Lee Michael (@LeeMichae1) October 19, 2017
Thoughts for the day: No gluten, no dairy, no sugar, no fun. Thong jeans are just designers trolling us. As you were.
— Kim (@TheDressTree) October 19, 2017
*Goes on Twitter* Sees Headline “Thong Jeans cut out everything but the seams” *Deletes App, Burns Phone and Moves to Zimbabwe*
— Shelby Stevie Logan (@StevieLogan647) October 19, 2017
Denim has gone through zippered back seams and double jeans, so it shouldn't be surprising to see 95 percent of this pair missing. 
It goes to show ripped jeans just can't cut it anymore, or aren't being cut enough. 
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