#Zirk vervain is the girl of my dreams

[rooolt]

So absurdly obsessed with Zirk vervain, genuinely everything about him is the best thing in the world. He’s the king of medical malpractice and got robbed by some teens. His girlfriend is an egirl zombie and he’s very much not a doctor. He literally reinvented the revivify spell and yet pretended to drink piss for some teens. He has mommy issues and heals people by shooting them with a gun. I’ll never get over him.

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Fairy Rings

Episodes: The Great Fairy Secret, The Lord Scythe, Ill Luck Henry, Cain vs. Callista, The Girl with the Silver Hair, Cerenysus

While the Endo-Friendos wrap things up with the Lord Scythe, the Third Mates journey through the rings of winter, spring, summer, and autumn, searching for Irina. An enemy becomes an ally, and ally is revealed as a villain. Everything is on the line in a final showdown.

Highlights:

From google form submission: “Zirk drinks piss to impress teens it only kinda works”

The 69 lives of Henry Hogfish– "I would be a better man, if I could do it again"

The Third Mates completely beef it in the fight with Callista. Seriously, embarrassing.

Cain talks about his backstory and Fia tries to sneak a berry

Surprise return of the Hexbuds! Fighting mom, death ward, trisection, atonement

"God, you were my fucking dream, for so fucking long. But these people are my reality. And it is by your actions that one of them has died, and you tried to kill more of them. And I will miss you so much. But I cannot support this. Mr. Henry… kill her."

Thornkirk

Episodes: The Reaping Season, Jabs and Hooks, Broken Heart Banshee, Ghosts of Thornkirk, The Baroness, The Rook’s Gambit, Trial by Scale, Until We Meet Again

We meet our new heroes: blade witch Fia Boginya, apprentice coroner Zirk Vervain, and “guy who lives in his ex-wife’s third cousin’s pool house” Henry Hogfish. The trio befriend each other, do a job for a local gang, and seek to avenge a wrongful death, all as hints of greater mysteries begin to make themselves known.

Highlights:

Also introducing Bukvar, Philip, Volk, Spritel, and Shank

From @under5feet-and-over800pages: “pls include the bit where everyone’s name was honk.” (Ed. note: Honk Honkfish, Fonk Bonkginya, Zonk Vervonk, etc)

Zirk doses Petty Jack with ex-lax, and Hank sends Shank to go steal Batilda’s sword and replace it with Fia’s copy while he’s shitting

Parallels of Fia’s flashback trial by scale interrupted by Batilda, then Syb’s trial by scale interrupted by Fia!

From google form submission: “Sewastian and Henry interactions all through the Thornkirk arc, esp the final fight”