#Zampanò's need to explain the etymology of words makes me feral every time
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krokaxe · 10 days ago
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Johnny Truant is an equally pathetic yet tragic man, yet I would still throw him down the stairs despite knowing he would type a four page essay about how breaking his legs on a staircase somehow related to a tit job. It would come with a series of running sentences so long that I would have time to drag him back up the stairs, throw him back down again, and he'd still have half a page's worth of flowery nonsense comparing cum smear to a cosmic event
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