#Yue Qingyuan x SY's er-ge

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Do you guys ever have an au that you can't put into a summary because it makes no sense if you don't read it completely?

Like how am I supposed to explain the acid trip of an au I have swirling in my mind rn? It has so many parts to it.

Like the Shen siblings are transmigrated into the story but like the system messed up and they were thrown into different parts of the history. And they're trying to find each other within the confines of the system's rules.

Obviously jiuyuan is there, but like Shen Yuan is a cryptid because he's dealing with a penalty from the system but also he was just a creature beforehand but like sealed away. Bro's a changeling like that explanation makes no sense. And like Shen Yuan fakes his death by accident but also he did kill Wu Yanzi, which is always good.

LiuShang is there because I always want liushang to be there.

Mobei Jun gets with Shen Yuan's da-ge. Am I explaining that? ... No that whole storyline is too complicated. But hey, two silent, intimidating men that are gay for each other.

Also Shen Yuan's er-ge gets with Yue Qingyuan? I don't know how to explain that one either. Like what's more romantic than a battlefield? 😗 Probably anything else.

BingFan is also there because I also always want BingFan there. But they do fall into the abyss together. Forced proximity via being stuck in hell. Semi rivals to power couple

I mean Shen Yuan's meimei has a romance with Ning Yingying, and it's literally the most normal ship. They're childhood friend to lovers.

And that's not even to mention that the system is somewhat malicious in this AU.

Family dinners would be strange. Yeah we have here a fire demon that is married to the ice monarch, a disgraced cultivator that is married to this generation's greatest warrior, just deadass a cryptid who is married to the greatest battle strategist and scholar in this generation, and just a normal cultivator with a normal girlfriend.

The Shens would look you dead in the eye and say "Yeah this is my brother" and point to a literal creature of legend.

This AU is so batshit crazy but makes perfect sense in my brain like it's crazy

[rarepears]

And then Shang Qinghua says, "Sorry Shen shige, a clumsy disciple spilled ink over your paperwork, so I'm going to need you to resubmit the request forms - in triplicates as is standard policy - for your talisman paper."

Shang Qinghua also makes sure to purposefully mess up Shen Jiu's orders here and there so that Shen Jiu has to personally go to An Ding to fix things up and Shang Qinghua can meet and talk to his crush again~

Shang Qinghua may or may not be taking cues from Mobei Jun on how to flirt...

Yue Qingyuan is eating popcorn and watching everything with delight because Shen Jiu now gets a taste of his own brand of assholery and Yue Qingyuan knows it's all in good intensions.

(Big bro Yue Qingyuan is happy to watch Shen Jiu suffer because That's What Older Siblings Do. AKA you know Yue Qingyuan has been learning and picking up a lot of traits from his own shizun.)

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What is Liu Qingge up to? He's beating people up, getting beat up in return, and all that fun stuff.

Although she doesn't look like it, Shen Yuan's meimei loves a good fight, especially when it comes to beating down arrogant boys and men who make assumptions about their privileges and asserting their (limited) viewpoints on others. (Like all the men who claim there's no gender discrimination in the workplace because they've never seen it or experienced it.)

Liu Qingge is one such person...

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Ya know... it would be amusing AF if Luo Binghe ends up with a crush on Shen Yuan's erge instead. Shen Yuan X Tian Langjun and Shen Yuan's er ge X Luo Binghe.

The family tree is a mess, but I'm here for it.

(Shen Jiu just wants to know why he's stuck in the middle of everything, especially with his shizun being married to his student... like the #When your disciple LBH tries to marry your shizun SY - AKA Shen Jiu isn't having a good time in this au)

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For the family transmigration au, will sqh be svsss sqh or pidw sqh? cause I'm just imagining svsss sqh going "transmigratersaywhat" and sy goes "what", chaos ensues. WAIT what if sy meets mbj when barging in on sqh and rates him on whether or not he's good enough for his head disciple like some sort of protective parent?

You know what would be real amusing? Shen Yuan is dealing with PIDW Shang Qinghua...

And Airplane transmigrated into the body of OG!Shang Qinghua's father and had to single-dad parent the OG cannon fodder from baby into adulthood.

Here, his writing skills came in real handy and he became a best selling author (again), which allowed him to work from home and take care of his baby/toddler/kid/teenager on his own.

(Man, it's a good, if sad thing, that Airplane's "wife" died of childbirth because he has no clue how to interact with woman. Plus he doesn't swing that way so... yeah.)

But yeah, Airplane is OG!Shang Qinghua's dad... and in this AU, Mobei Jun discovers that he does have a DILF kink because why not. LOL.

OG!Shang Qinghua: SOS send help. What to do when your evil boss developed a crush on your father??!

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