#Youtube Poop MV

[wombocombo4x3]

clinton kong country 2: bill's kong quest

[tropiyas]

we need a youtube poop mv or autotune remix to save the country

[cheddar-baby]

Can someone make "my life a movie? My life a youtube poop MV" and do a whole ytpmv with that video. Thanks 💞

[awesomegoat152]

McMaNGOS. Is. Suspended. HAHAHAHAHAHA….McMaNGOS, IS, SUSPENDED, why? hm, let’s see…could it be because you love to upload copyrighted cartoons! Like marios, like uhh simpsons, anything to do with Nintendo or fox, you love..uploading cartoons. And uhh this is part of the YTP..MV..which is the YouTube..Poop movement.. And what the YouTube Poop Movement is, is they think that it’s funny to take..animations from TV shows and remix them, and create them as their own…And that’s why you are suspended, and it is for a good reason.. His new channel is, McMaNGOSAlt, and that channel will soon be suspended.. Why? Because you are reuploading, those stupid….YouTube Poop..cartoons…with Homer Simpson- hahahaha…smoking weed, Mario Brothers- Dude, you are..a little boy, who has nothing better to do..then to upload CRAP…and that’s keepin’ it REAL….

Not in my city!

[mint-moon25]

Watch "[MV] IU(아이유) _ strawberry moon" on YouTube

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ACT - 3 DAYS - PSYCHIATRISTS -

SAY - THROW - AWAY - EAT 1ST -

WHEN - U - WAKE - UP - YOUR -

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LAW - 14TH - VIOLATED - NO -

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LAW - CUTTING - OFF - YES -

A - CITIZEN - DEPRIVED - OR -

IMMUNE - FR - LAW - FAMILY -

OF - DIPLOMATS - ALWAYS -

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NO - CUBAN - THEY SLICE -

WOMEN's - FACES - 'LAST -

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PHILIPPINES - NOT ALLOWED 2 -

EAT - IN - USA - NYPD - 'TOLD ME -

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NEED - 2 - BUY - 5 - OF - THEM

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[maddymakesgames]

Been studying for a music final I have tomorrow and this really reminded me of the work of Scott Johnson. He takes recordings of people speaking and then uses them basically as instruments. Its like what you see with youtube poop mv stuff but more ‘‘‘professional’’’ or smth. When he started doing this he was physically cutting tapes of recordings, rerecording them onto another tape and stitching them all together, though the more modern pieces I linked all are digital and actually put effects on the voices.

when the music doesnt have captions

[I.D: A simple drawing of a person listening to music through headphones. The lyrics are shown though a thought bubble, they read "i make a (illegible scribbles) cool piano (more messy scribbles)". The person has a speech bubble that reads "this FUCKS." End I.D]

[fff777]

here we go, reaction part 1 to dreamies' 8th year anniversary stream

usually the timing of the live translated subtitles is off which makes it hard to follow so i usually wait for the 'official' youtube upload to be subbed.

dreamie dolls <3

jamming to best friend

why are markno sitting so close together. like all the other guys are sharing seats but somehow they look a lot closer. did they just get a small seat lmao

i feel like he does this every time (calling himself as many years old as dream is)

pretty puppy

classic jaemin who can't say hello normally and jisung who worries for jaemin's image

actual infant park jisung

they're all eight years old today

round boi

new ring?

oh why is that, haechan? :3

chenle keeps leaning over onto jisung's armrest

chenle talked about filming the mv for their new song but i'm not sure if this was legitimately an unexpected spoiler or if they were meant to promote it

貼貼捏捏

oh ok rains in heaven was already released so it's not a spoiler

they're doing cake cutting first?

they told jisung to light the candle and then being all dramatic. i think the staff projected a message to jisung to light the "8" candle and also watch out for the balloons lol.

afterwards the lights went dim and they played happy birthday lmao. party time

??? chenji nation what is going on??? i had heard there was some stuff going on between them in this live but i had held off on spoilers lol

jisung said he was trying to escape the image (of being the clumsy) one and taking on all of the practical tasks. but he couldn't pick up the cake and jaemin did it for him lol. jaemin always being his safety net.

acrostic poem time

and then fan comments time

before the live they were assigned missions and secret santas

ohhhhhh that's why haechan is being sus

dreamies being talkative is my favourite running joke

jisung suggested that dream was aiming for a cute image and chenle was like "this coming from the guy who never does aegyo" so haechan was like "jisung close up please" and jisung had to do the gyu

they started talking over each other when discussing whether to put greed or obsession or some other answer as what dream does best

um...so chenle mentioned his fight with jeno and jisung...your hand...

markno and chenji food for me

jisung: we need to have fights from time to time so we have stories to tell

chenle's entire body is facing jisung okay. markno marrieds aren't doing any better on the other side.

chenle WINKU

apparently the dreamies were super chatty as trainees too? XD apparently they'd rant to each other?

jisung is so excited at the thought of receiving fanmail? there are three of these diaries with fan messages :o

lol the guys being shocked at the fans' neat writing

jisung cracking up over a poop joke followed by silence X'D

mark: painful knee mark: dirty knee mark: bleeding ni mark: 我愛你 mark:

they keep leaning into each other's space............

mark: is friendship a sort of love? chenle: friendship is a sort of love haechan: then you love me? chenle: ...ya haechan: 💘

fan: chenle is cooler than stephen curry chenle: no

now they're going to write their own messages for the friendship book

[autisticstarseed]

i guess youtube poops really are art bc boy did i suffer for this

[marcilled]

back in 2015 we didnt have any of this newfangled "discord" or "tiktok"... we had to send our friends a SKYPE message and tell them to hop on to plug.dj... then we'd queue up youtube poop mvs, the vengabus song, and the madoka magica amv set to that dubstep remix of the dayman song from it's always sunny. this was the most fun you could have online in 2015 aside from killing each other in kindrama wars

[kyunsies]

ugh i don’t know why tumblr didn’t notify me that you answered my ask 😠 they’re being poop again i swear- aajsjsj but i’m doing well mädch!! thank you sm for asking <3 hehe though if we’re talking about how i’m doing in terms of MR LIM CHANGKYUN!!! - well we’re both in the same boat with this one 😫 ahh omgg you know i was going to message you straight after i saw the MV!!! but it was 2am when it came out for me so i had to head straight to bed 😭 i am so so so stunned in the best way possible!!! it’s absolutely amazing!!! like gosh i’m so proud of him. i knew it was going to be something out of this world but as always he exceeded all my expectations!! God Damn is just *chef’s kiss* the lyrics, the emotions, the visuals and the artistry is just *screams* actually, everything about this album is just *screams* 😂😭 in terms of my favorite song, i think it’s Flower-ed. ever since i heard the preview idk i kinda just got attached to that one and his voice 🥺🥺 it’s so soothing and full of sm emotion like i think i’ve found my new comfort song!! but of course every song on his album was just AMAZING i love all of them. they have their different vibes but in the end it’s all changkyun’s vibe yk? 😂 and to me that’s really special 🥺 - 🐺

oh wait ajsjsj i feel like i’ve just talked your ear off there 🙈 so sorry for the super long ask mädch 😫 - 🐺

hello love!!!! it is absolutely okay i enjoying hearing from you always okay !!! 💖💖💖 and HHHH oh my goodness trust me i would’ve been awful to message last night LOL i was a mess ;; so the clock struck 12am and i had both youtube + vlive up on my laptop and i was refreshing like crazy and I DID NOT SEE THE MV for like 5 mins ???? i was like WHERE IS IT and then i finally found it and i was so stressed about not finding the mv right away but then while watching it i was like a dear in headlights i couldn’t move :’) and THEN I WENT INTO GIFFING MODE bc i was so dang tired but i really wanted to gif it so i did it and messaged a few ppl super quickly and then passed out <3 so i would’ve been awful LOL don’t worry about it!! i’m just glad i’m able to talk to you now :)

JDBJDJD proud is the biggest understatment of the century ..... like i know kyun is introspective and reflective but knowing that these are the feelings he’s been pouring into his music makes it that much more visceral you know?? just thinking “he’s flawed just like the rest of us and it makes him even more beautiful” , you know what i mean? 🥺 he’s been so honest and transparent in this project and knowing that these human tendancies we all deal with are being portrayed in something like this is very comforting <3 and the fact that he’s confident in that we will interpret his message in our own way 💜 AH , we’re broth going through it LOO ;; i think my favorite is flower-ed as well !!!! his voice is stunning, but the song ends so QUICK i wish it were longer 😭 also god damn is SO God Damn catchy i think gosh i love it but i actually think my second favorite after flower-ed is howlin’, i reeeealllly love the instrumental it’s kinda vintage??? KDJDKKD

[wonhuis]

all of that info on aesthetics is really good, im actually pretty good at mv gfx i think so im excited to come up with a gift even more now!! Boom Boom is such an underrated title track! I don't know why she always ends up at the bottom of everyone's lists :c I guess it just speaks to how good all of their music is. But I also loved that the video had a whole plot! svt don't really do plot driven mv's so it was super unique!! my favorite mv is check in because it just felt really gritty and

2/2 and it really fit the vibe of hhu and the song! but i also LOVE call x 3 because it felt almost like there was a plot to it? a 3 gangs at war thing. but i think it's hard to pick, most of svt's mvs have interesting looks and a lot of them are styled really differently! I also see u have a tbz blog! i really love them too!! how'd you get into them? I had no air come up on youtube and was blown away and became obsessed! it took me so long to pick a bias because theyre all amazing - carat anon

ohhh it was for that sjdbdnd for gfx I really like bright colors and starsssss, but that's me doing it ajdhdjd I love all types of gfx and I'm excited to see what you will do 💕💕💕

but yes!!! honestly back in the day ppl were really elitist and kept complaining about the lyrics or something like that like it's a dumb song, but it's a FUN SONG!!! I'm really shallow so I don't care about deep feelings and meanings behind lyrics (maybe that's why I also don't like sad songs, because I don't care about them sjdhdjd) so I can't be bothered about it honestly. the song could be about poop but if it's nice to listen to then I'll like it! and boomboom is a really nice song to listen to + the choreo is GREAT + the mv is SO FUN + they looked AMAZING that era. no complains about boomboom at all!!!!

omg my friend also has check in and callx3 as some of his fave mvs djdbdjdk callx3 I love it, esp with the whole theme they got going on with the 3 gangs and all, I love it! for check in I used to have a really nice idea for a gfx that I never made lmao but oh well that's nothing new sjdbdnfnf

oh I love the boyz 😭😭 I've been a fan since debut! I already knew haknyeon from broduce, so when he debuted I checked the group and loved the debut song and also they're so funny and great to watch!!!!! for me it was quite easy to choose a bias bc hyunjae is a 97 liner (like me), and he's not only also called jaehyun but he reminds me SO MUCH of nct's jaehyun for some reason lmao ALSO HE'S A BBH FAN!!!! THAT WAS A HUGE BONUS (even though he said it after he was already my bias lmao) baekhyun is my ult so I'm REALLY biased towards people who like him and talk about it ajdhdjdj

but damn I really like no air too!!! really biased about it too bc hyunjae had so many parts in it, but the rap was 👌👌👌👌🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

who's your bias though???

[dirtynamjams]

K-HipHop and K-R&B Appreciation Post (male ver.)

Hey guys, I’ve been listening to k-hiphop and k-r&b for awhile now, so I figured it was a good time to compile a list of my favorite artists, my favorite songs by them, and what I think about them. Obviously, this is just my opinion and of course it won’t include EVERYONE that I listen to (even if I really enjoyed someone’s album or something like that) because that would genuinely be waaayyyy too long of a post. (im doing this to save both myself and you tbh so just nod your head and act like you agree with this statement thanks). 

PSA: every song title is hyperlinked even if it doesn’t look like it. hmu if one of the links aren’t working.

*music cue* I’M STARTING

DEAN

I have been a fan of Dean since the very beginning, so I’m really happy for him and how far he’s come. He is getting more and more popular and has been more and more active in the performance scene.I really like his flow and the command he expresses over his songs.

If I had to choose a favorite song by him I really can’t because I enjoyed the ENTIRETY of his first mini album, 130 mood trbl. BUY IT GUYS– IT BLESSES MY EARS SO MUCH.

Aaaaanndd as a bonus, I’m going to include some songs he featured on that I really enjoyed:

1. Heize- And July (ft. Dean, DJ Friz)

2. Zico- Bermuda Triangle (ft. Dean, Crush)

3. Suran- 1+1=0 (ft. Dean)

CRUSH

Is there really any need for me to explain why I enjoy Crush’s music? You know those people that you can’t explain why you like their music? Well, he’s one of them for me. He’s Crush, come on. He’s got a cute dog and everything. 

Favorite Crush song? Well, friends, I’m going to have to split it into out of new releases and older released. For the former: Outside (ft. Beenzino) or Woo ah. For the latter: Hug Me (ft. Gaeko) or Sofa. 

Bonus songs that he featured in (I’m not going to include Bermuda Triangle since it’s already in Dean’s section):

1. Sik-K- party(SHUT DOWN) (ft. Crush)

2. DPR LIVE-Laputa (ft. Crush)

3. Dean- what2do (ft. Crush x Jeff Bernat)

ZION.T

(What’s a list with Crush if it hasn’t got Zion.T on it?) I got to see my man Zion.T perform live at KCON17NY this year and I just want to say that he is as amazing live as he is on a soundtrack. I really enjoy his voice and I think that his voice is nothing short of MAGICAL. Also, how could you not like a guy whose (sun)glasses are surgically attached to his face?

It’s not hard for me to choose my favorite Zion.T song: Eat, though, Yanghwa BRDG is a close second.  

Now, for the bonus songs that he’s that he’s featured on:

1. Zico- Eureak (ft. Zion.T)

2. Gaeko- No Make Up (ft. Zion.T, HA:TFELT)

Now this last song, Zion.T isn’t listed on the title, but he sings the last verse SO:

3. Crush- Oasis (ft. Zico)

LOCO

While I don’t know much about Loco, but I really enjoyed the ENTIRETY his new album, Bleached, so I thought I would include him on the list.

And as a shameless plug for my boy Yonghwa’s new album, I will also be including the new song Loco featured on:

1. Jung Yonghwa (of CNBLUE)- That Girl (ft. Loco)

TIGER JK

IT’S TIGER JK, THE GODFATHER OF KOREAN RAP. WHAT KIND OF LIST WOULD THIS BE IF I DIDN’T INCLUDE HIM. I can’t even THINK of not including him. He’s such a good guy. Loves his wife, his kid, fights against child abuse, and  wanted to use hip hop as a form of discourse between the Korean-American community and African-American community after witnessing the  violence between Korean-Americans and African-Americans during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots as a teenager.

My favorite song by him is: Reset (ft. Jinsil of Mad Soul Child). (I know, a lot of people were expecting a different song, but this one really is my absolute favorite by him. I wasn’t expecting it and it just WHAMMED me.) Druken Tiger- Monster is a close second, though.

Now, for my bonus for him, I’m not including songs he’s featured in, but rather just MFBTY. I’m linking my favorite MFBTY song, Sweet Dream.  MFBTY (My Fans are Better Than Yours) is a group created between Yoon Mirae/ Tasha Reid, Tiger JK, and Bizzy.

TABLO

I’ve got to include this man who is adorably whipped for his daughter (the way I’m whipped for his works, lol). I love his works; to me, this man is a true poet. Every time I hear a work from him, I am astounded at the beauty of what he produces. While Tablo is the leader of the iconic Epik High, I’m including him on this list with his solo artist releases. 

My favorite Tablo song has got to be, without a doubt Bad ft. (Jinsil of Mad Soul Child). AAANNNNDDDD both of his solo albums, Fever’s End: Part 1 and Part 2. 

Bonus: Tablo covering Taeyang’s Eyes, Nose, Lips (in English) and making it even more of a work of art than it already was. 

MAD CLOWN

Favorite Mad Clown song? Hands down will always be Fire (ft. Jinsil of Mad Soul Child) <–have you noticed my trend of loving anything with her in it :D). The music video has Hani of EXID in it, bc last time I checked, Jinsil didn’t want to be in the MV. Other than that particular song, I thoroughly enjoyed Coffee Copy Girl. He says hilarious things on his tracks, too, (”roses really smells like poop”)  😂

Bonus songs that he’s featured collabed on: lol does this man even feature on anything? I only see him collabing with other artists 😂 so here is are 3 collabs of his to check out:

1. Mad Clown, Kim Nayoung- Once Again (DOTS soundtrack)

2. Mad Clown, San E- Sour Grapes

and one song that is his anyways, but has Hyorin featuring on lol 😂 😂:

3. Mad Clown- Without You (ft. Hyorin of SISTAR)

DPR LIVE

DPR WE GANG GANG. He made his debut by just releasing his first mini album in March: Coming to you Live. It was AH-MAZING. I really like his flow and what he seems to be doing as an artist. Actually, one of his song’s is listed earlier on this list because it featured Crush.

My favorite song from the entirety of the album would have to be Know Me (ft. Dean).

Bonus songs that he featured on:

1. Eung Freestyle with Sik-K, Punchnello, Owen Ovadoz & Flowsik (Yes, he was indeed a part of that iconic Youtube ad)

2. Loco- Movie Shoot (ft. DPR Live) (this is off of Loco’s new album that I spoke about earlier)

Thanks for reading until the end! I’ll be doing a female version soon enough–this post took me forever (a few weeks lol) to compile, so I can only assume the female version will take just as long. Send suggestions to my inbox if you want to.

[1nniterz]

videos i used to watch when younger

"[famous character, mostly spongebob] sings", where it's just a lot of clips of the character speaking with a song playing in the background. the one i remember most neatly is one with the song "black and yellow"

those characters tributes where it was just a compilation of fanart with a catchy song in the background (example: everytime we touch, bad boy, girlfriend, etc)

CPMVs. i will not elaborate.

youtube poop

sonic animations that had stuff like v0re and 1nflati0n but i was too young to notice.

my little pony speedpaints

vocaloid mvs

funny club penguin videos.

honorable mention to the whole "sonic shorts" series and "mario bloopers". even if i barely knew english at that time i thought this was funny as shit.

[minitiken]

AAA i got tagged by my beautiful @airlock !!!

Rules: Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, and then choose 10 lovely friends whose music you’d like to listen to

SINCE i dont have exactly a music library... I will use my over 4300 liked videos on youtube, of over 10 years of my account existing. :)

1. [dmmd] talk dirty to me ren

2. the imperial MARCH but every other beat is missing

3. um socialismo gostosinho

4.【KAITO】Prince of Blue【「Daughter of Evil」-KAITO ver.-】(English lyrics)

5. Best VGM 117 - Yoshi's Island - Underground Theme

6. GODINEZ

7. Serious - Mother 3

8. feeding baby bat

9. Youtube Poop: Link forgets how his arms work

10. BTS (방탄소년단) 'FAKE LOVE' Official MV

i tag @ikazvyr @sherswoodies 

i dont have enough friends. so you are welcome to do too!

never ask me anything ever again.

[miracerebrum]

Kufaku Testimonial

Minggu lalu saya menghadiri rakor di Bogor, seperti biasa setiap saya menginap di tempat baru, BAB saya agak kurang lancar, mungkin karena belum terlalu kenal, jadi agak malu. 

Entah kenapa kawan saya menyuruh saya searching Kufaku Band di YouTube dan memberikan testimonial. Dengan iming-iming mendengarkan lagu ini akan melancarkan BAB saya, saya dengan serta merta langsung searching berharap dapat menolong sembelit.

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Ini testimonial saya yah... Jujur pendapat saya murni. Kalau harus di syuting, Saya maunya di shooting dengan jari-jari kaki saya di blur, gak enak, bentuknya kayak jahe semua.

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Awalnya saya nggak kenal dengan band ini, tapi teman saya merekomendasikan mereka. Ketika saya melihat MV dari Kufaku Band, tiba2 otak saya berhenti bekerja. Semacam nge-hang. Kalau yang sudah kenal saya, pasti sudah tahu kalau otak saya di perut. Mendadak mules-mules saya hilang, dan bisa dipastikan poop yang harusnya tadi meluncur keluar, langsung ngabur masuk ke dalam perut lagi, saking syoknya mendengarkan suara ngeden yang super dahsyat.

Gara-gara poop saya masuk lagi,  malamnya saya bermimpi ngerumpi-rumpi cantik dengan vokalis Kufaku sambil makan gorengan bakwan isi paku payung. Saya terbangun dengan segar bugar, mungkin karena asupan zat besi saya sudah cukup terpenuhi, dan setelah itu saya ke kamar mandi dan masih tidak bisa BAB, namun saya tiba-tiba merasa... “Ah gak usah dibuang, sayang...” Saya jadi bisa melihat dunia dari sisi lain. Untuk hal ini saya harus berterima kasih kepada mas vokalis Kufaku. Bahkan boleh dibilang sekarang saya jadi salah satu fans Kufaku.

Sekarang setiap saya kebelet BAB saat harus presentasi atau diomelin bos, saya cukup membayangkan suara ngeden sang vokalis. Anda juga harus mecobanya. Dengarkan Band Kufaku! niscaya hasrat ingin pup anda berganti menjadi hasrat ingin bunuh diri.