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Okay but my dash is filled with this and I'm not even complaining but this is driving me feral.

He can make me do anything with that smirk alone

I'm on my knees sir-

[wanderingbards]

Apotheosis Finale Spoilers //

Anyways here are my live reactions as I sent them to the gc. (I figured out read more's on mobile guys be proud of me!)

Note that I live react to so much, which is why I don't do it on tumblr. If you wanna see me actively do this live ig hmu? I'm doing a prime defenders binge and just got to season 2.

We now have Daddy and Robo Daddy ig

The kickback before we kill God

Kraft mac and cheese to partner with steak

Thanatos is self-employed and taxes are daunting

They're gonna take on the irs

EAT. THANATOS'S. DEVILED. EGGS.

HE IS SAD. EAT THEM!!!

WAIT PETER YOUR EGG ALLERGY.

OH SHIT THANATOS DO NOT ANIMATE THE DEAD NEXT TO GODS CORPSES

"Peter there was no forklift." I throw the forklift.

Bizly is preparing for more gay sex

"Do what you must, Peter." Bizly stfu

Rumi baby don't apologize to Peter please no I'm gonna cry at the whiplash-

"Rumi was supposed to know everything" Honeyyyyyy

"I want Rumi to describe what he really looks like" BROOOOO

[Upon Peter seeing Rumi's true form] Damn, Gollum-lookin ass 😔 /j

"I see you. And I love you." PETERRRRR

Gay people be winnin at all times

"...you guys had sex yesterday."

Condi is in disbelief

I kinda wanna know what changed in the character sheets. I hope they drop finalized character sheets for everyone

Alfhdhsjayag he proposed with the ring of spell storing!!!

Okay but Peter essentially promising he'll never get bored of Rumi is so sweet

THE CEREMONY SPELL IS JUST ON THE RING

"Yo, I'll get married for the tax benefits." Same tho Bizly

Rumi really buried their deadname god I wish I could do that

I wanna know how long Charlie's been planning that proposal tho to have the ceremony spell just on the ring

Charlie correcting the pronouns for Rumi ;-;

Rumi suggesting they give Thanatos a toaster to marry

Thanatos is making more devilled eggs

Oh my god Peter trying to figure out what Thanatos looked like before becoming a warforged

Thanatos was so offended by the concept of angeled eggs

[After Bizly's camera goes out for the millionth time] Bizly get a new camera please

PETER HAS 200 HP OH SHIT

"I would not marry you, Rumi. That would be polygamy, which is punishable by death in some cultures." THANATOS REFERENCED GILLION

Thanatos is amazed how much they/them bussy changed Peter

RUMI HUGGED THANATOS

[Spends 3 minutes explaining Camp Camp to Felix] Yo that was just like Camp Camp

Charlie and Grizzly defending their characters love for each other

Okay serious fight time Condi is taking over

Vision of the fall of the celestial realm

Oh

...Zuen worked with Exandroth

Tits on display

"So we're in heaven, the devil is in front of us naked and in a trench coat."

ZUEN DID GIVE RUMI THEIR VISIONS HOLY SHIT

Rumi said bitchin I love them

"Literally we go to heaven and it's the naked devil with a trenchcoat!"

Zuen gave Rumi the vision of Exandroth taking over Peter hoping they would kill him ;-;. At least, these are the implications. Zuen never accounted for Peter fucking Sqloint.

Peter's trying to Willy Stampler Zuen

-Felix: charlie and grizz absolutely binged dndads after charlie met freddy

-Me: Definitely

Love that Zuen's plan faltered because they let Rumi, Thanatos, and Peter team up

...Lizard is now a dragon.

"...I'm gonna kill Lizard now, I hope you know that." Lizard will never die Condifiction I know where you live

Thanatos makes jokes now he's so 🥺🥺🥺 I will babygirl-ify Thanatos don't test me

I guess Gillion and Thanatos are gonna fight at some point

Charlie's 2 pages of Zuen puns is so dumb

Rumi stop being turned on by Peter

Zuen breaks the 4th wall

Zuen and Thanatos dapped each other up what the fuuuuck

[After an Eldritch Blast] Charlie does so much damage

A humble 71 damage from Thanatos

"You meta-gaming bitch!"

"Dude we need to canonize Jesus, quick!"

SUNNY BECOMES THE SUN BEAST ONCE MORE

AWW HE'S A PROPER KITSUNE NOW!!!

[After Zuen resisted his first spell] I'm surprised Zuen hasn't used any of his legendary resistances before now

These three are in for shit

Welcome to tag, dnd style

"Touch me again and I'm going to tell my husband."

[Said with the same intonation as 'it's my turn with the xbox'] "It's my turn with the sun beast."

"Yas queen, slay him. Slay, Thanatos."

Thanatos is so excited to use Mageslayer

"Peter was smokin that gas, and now he's zooted."

I'm wondering what happens in the last hour of this episode

It seems like the fight is almost over but there's an hour left

Power word: Pain oh shit

...Yeah okay I'm in emotional pain

Rumi you bastard /lh

Rumi cancelled humanity /j

"Rumi? You're gonna need to disband the sex cult."

Rumi dropped their look consciously for Peter ELENAAAAAA

"Well...I love you, Elena. Let's do it."

They made a constellation for Thanatos ;-;

Aaaaaaand they made it so cursed

"Thanatos is spreading mad cheeks rn."

Elena and Peter my beloveds the only valid romantic couple other than Pistolwhip

Peter constantly using they/them for Elena is so good

Exandroth and Thanatos duet to end the episode ig

Elena bought themself a new outfit and it's very cute I love her and Peter so much

The world is jubilant. The world is happy.

Elena helping people that she grew up as and it's very sweet

LIZARD GETS A GIRLFRIEND

Peter reacquired the log shop

Lizard babies all get a log :)

Peter makes statues of Thanatos and it's so sweet except every statue is Thanatos brutalizing a different god

"Everywhere Peter touches thrives" oh shit ;-; that's where I break-

"And it's perfect"

The book that Elena gave Thanatos, the book of untold stories, updates with their current stories ;-;