#You've Got a License to Drive (Me Crazy)

[manwiththemagic]

BABY BABY BABY GOT YOUR LICENSE TO DRIVEEEEEEE (you got your licence!!)

YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE,TO DRIVE. ME. CRAZY.

C'MON PRETTY BABY MAKE ME FEEL SO ALIVEEE

GOT YOUR LICENSE TO DRIVE!! (GOT YOUR LICENSE TO DRIVE)

SHOW ME YOUR LICENSE TO DRIVE. ME. CRAZZZAY!!

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FROM TASKMASTER SEASON 16 *  assorted dialogue from the tv show, adjust as necessary

you look so nice, but underneath it all, you're just a shit.

it's just exciting to know people are talking about me.

i don't want to be in there with some wet guy.

oh, i'm gonna push this bitch.

are you a child of divorce?

to this day, i don't know what vibe i give off.

i know it's annoying, but it's all i've got so... just let me have it.

i've never done that.

i'm actually quite good with a sword.

this is one of the most exhausting things i've ever done.

why didn't i just draw a cock and balls?

i don't know why i said that, 'cause i don't really regret it.

you're easy to look at than i am.

oh, you're here. what a thrill.

you absolute anus!

you've got a friend?

would it be mischievous to say things that i'm not supposed to say?

can i just say, i love weapons.

you made me say every country in europe.

do you have a license?

if i do nothing else in this life, that was worth it.

[name], the heat is on.

what sort of cool things do you want?

stick that in your pipe.

i knew what had happened, and even i was swept along by the narrative.

it was avant-garde. it was french cinema.

good luck with your career.

bit late for a banana.

it was very, very cold that day and i wanted to get it over with.

is that your starting position?

i knew it was something boring.

don't have to tell me twice.

it is the least sexy thing that anyone's ever said to anyone.

i don't like going upside down.

what have i done? oh dear. what have i done?

it's nice, it's harmless, it's warm.

this thing is disgusting.

that's useless. that's worse than useless.

i also agree with them. you are sick.

your pie technique was dreadful.

i really like it when you're disappointed in us.

oh, is there a fire? how awful.

nothing going through my head is family friendly. not one idea.

lovely legs, sir!

you got a problem?

that was heterosexual male banter.

are you a superstitious person?

it's too late for that.

do i just choose a name?

i can drive people crazy.

that is a true story, and i feel a bit sick.

i bought it to annoy my husband 'cause i thought he'd hate it.

i'm well-presented, very smart, and available for no-strings fun round the back of the barracks.

what room am i in?

what's your favorite number?

why is there smoke?

running a business is bullshit.

when i think exercise, i think exorcism.

we're not allowed to work with nature?

we were at a wedding together once, and i made you eat a whole pat of butter.

obviously you want to put it on a penis.

are you joking me?

is this something that would excite a heterosexual?

you're going to get a lot of letters.

i'm gonna go for plan b and just throw some things.

is this your stage persona, or is this what you're like?

i don't know what you mean.

you can hide in there waiting for your victims.

i'm sorry, i nearly killed you.

is it appropriate to call him "sir?"

i just really like the idea of stuffing a massive stick up a mannequin's arse and rotating it like a rotisserie chicken.

i was made for this.

i was told by an ex that i have the hands of a midwife.

is that a compulsive disorder of some kind?

what an absolute shower of shits you are.

[pablitogavii]

u don’t have to but if u want i saw this thing on tiktok where like the reader would be in the car with gavi singing single ladies by Beyoncé and when the part comes “put ur hands up” and the reader puts her hands up and gavi turns off the song and tell her to put her damn hands down and all fluff ❤️❤️

Not a single lady

Pablo picked me up from the mall when his training ended and we were heading home together. I was so excited to have him drive me around now that he got his drivers license..not to mention how hot he looks while driving!

You were scrolling through instagram when Beyonce's song came up making you smirk and remember an old tiktok trend you've seen.

"Turn it up cariño! It's the queen!" you said and Pablo chuckled knowing how crazy you are for Beyonce but only later did he realize the song you were vibing to.

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.." you were singing and even dancing a little bit all to catch Pablo's attention which you certainly did.

"I thought I did amor?" Pablo smirked and you looked at the promise ring he gave you for your one year anniversary to wear until you replace it with an engagement ring in a few years.

"I love you cariño!" you leaned in and kissed his lips reminding him to focus on the road and he chuckled nodding his head feeling alright for now.

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies, All the single ladies! Now put your hands up.." you continued to sing raising your hands up at that part and Pablo gave you a glance before grabbing both your hands and putting them down as you arrived at the red light.

"Put your damn hands down nena! What are you doing!? You're not a single lady, are you??" he said and you burst out in laughter while he rolled his eyes.

"It's just a song cariño.." you pretend like you weren't doing it on purpose to mess with him but you both knew that was a lie.

"It clearly says that single ladies should put their hands up..and you princesa are not a single lady..you're Pablo's lady" he spoke starting to drive again and you laughed even more getting close and pinching his now blushing cheek.

"You're adorable Pablito.." you tell him feeling his face get hotter at your compliment while he tries to hide a smile from you.

"Stop calling me that nena!" he pretended to hate it although you both knew he enjoyed whenever you would baby him like this. Only when you were alone tho..cause in front of everyone else he is thins tough angry footballer.

You were kissing his cheeks now and he felt himself getting distracted and in need to grab your face and kiss you back passionately.

"Eres mala..muy mala" he said when you started to kiss his neck and goosebumps appeared on his skin as a response.

"Por que??" you say innocently although there was a smirk plastered on your face.

"Because I'm a young driver...and you're distracting me nena" he smirked back and you moved away patiently waiting until you got home to enjoy your boy's company.

When you started vibing to the song again, he shut off the radio making you giggle in response and get back to your phone.

Hehe cute Pablito for y'all! Enjoy!

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

So, having been hit by a truck when I was like, 14/15? And still having the scars where they had to put in the screws and pins to hold my pelvis together and all this, is incredibly relatable.

I barely got a look at the guy who hit me, but if I had to sit in the same room with him-

Jfc, poor Sabo. I’m also, SHOCKED, that Ace hasn’t beat the fucker’s face in. Cause I would’ve.

Im glad i could represent your experiences! i hope my writing going forwards also resonates with you

I really am terrified of trucks. I went to a car dealership a few months back and no joke, some of the front hoods were almost as tall as i am. Granted, I'm fairly short (5'2"), but if one of those hit me. dead. death. like the first thing it could do would be hitting my head.

Theyre so vastly excessive even if youre using them for their intended purpose. They keep getting bigger and bigger just to hike up prices and make you spend more on gas and there needs to start being some larger regulation on them.

There's a lot of places that have banned them in residential areas and i think we're on the right track with that. I also think further licenses should be required to be able to drive them.

also like

this post was made long after i had written up what happened to sabo, and this experience only solidified my stance more.

shits crazy.

I'm so sorry that happened to you, I hope you've healed both physically and mentally from it and had loving family around to help you through it.

Thanks for the ask!

[saitamawife]

Boyfriend! Bakugou

Overbearing Bakugou finally gives in and lets his sweetheart drive his precious car. He never let anyone even touch the steering wheel but asked to let him teach you that he will try to do.

Warning! Discrimination against Chevy HHRs, the writer knows nothing about cars might be some errors, uses of the word love, use of the word baby, cursing, no beta reader, and mentions of NSFW but like two lines one explicit the other alludes.

Gender neutral! Reader. I was watching The Boys and this song omg.

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Boyfriend! Bakugou doesn't let anyone touch his car. That's his baby. He washes her once a week and details her seats all by himself for 4 hours every 2 weeks. Boyfriend! Bakugou who almost blew Denki's head off the first time he spilled chips in his car and swore up and down that nobody would ever drive his baby or eat in his car.

Boyfriend! Bakugou paid all that fucking money to have his 7.0L 4-speed V8 engine that generates 375 horsepower, Orange Boss Mustang with the black racer stripes delivered to him here in Japan. He happened to come across one while he was in America and had to have it. The way his stomach fluttered when he heard her purr for the first time. The smile that slid on his face when he drove her. After the shit he went through in America, he fully deserved it. I mean that car saved his life.

Boyfriend! Bakugou who now has his seatbelt on eyes staring into you with nothing but genuine fear as you put his car in reverse, smiling and promising him that nothing will happen. It took a lot to get to this moment. A lot of kissing and begging and doing that weird thing he likes, where he ties you up and brings out the Dynamite toy to play with. It took a lot of…energy.

Nobody gets to drive his car but here you are easing it through a parking lot. You weren't even on the road but you could smell him sweating. "It's okay" you coo at him, turning on your indicator before making a right turn. You look over at the blond and watch the excessive rise and fall of his chest. "Eyes on the road" he wheezed out.

Suddenly a blue car was on the left of you about to turn into the right lane beside you. "STOP!" Bakugou shouted, causing you to stomp on the brakes and making the car come to a screeching halt. You could practically hear his heart as he grabbed his chest and beads of sweat slid down his skin.

"Baby, you can't just do that" You watched the car make its turn and slowly fade out of vision. "You weren't slowing down, I had to" "Katsuki, there's a stop sign right there, and I'm only going 6 miles an hour" "Yeah way too fast, I only told you 5, you almost crashed"

You looked over at Blond and decided to park the car.

"You said you'd let me drive" You crossed your arms and glared over at him,

"I know what I said", "What you failed to mention is you'd micromanage me and act like a maniac".

"I'm not-" "Katsuki your screaming could've caused a crash", "You weren't slowing down" he pouted looking at you, mimicking you, and folding his arms.

You knew exactly what was going to happen but you didn't know he'd be so upset.

Finally throwing your hands in the air, you exclaimed "How about later then?" "No driving in the night" "Then first thing tomorrow and you have to let me drive, promise?" "Okay" "No, promise me Katsuki"

"Fine, fine I promise" he rolled his eyes, cracked the door, and walked over to his seat, when you passed him, you watched him morph back into his rational confident self. He closed the door and clicked his seatbelt, eyeing you till you did the same. His usual smirk made its way back to his face as his car purred.

"Why do you even want to learn how to drive, you know I can take you anywhere" he skillfully backed up his car with hand squeezing your headrest.

"Not when you're at work"

"Then I can send someone to drive you, you know I can pay for that"

"You promised and I want to learn"

"Why, you want to drive away from me so badly?" his eyes focused on the road.

"Katsuki, if I wanted that I let some guy with a Chevy HHR teach me to drive" The car practically rumbled with his hearty laughter,

"But seriously-"

"Katsuki, I want to learn this for myself, I want that freedom to go wherever I want" It felt like begging but you could tell you won him over by the twitch of his nose. It took just a little nudging to get him moving where you wanted.

He took a sharp inhale, "Fine, but you have to promise when I'm done teaching ya, you don't use your new skills to do any evil, cause then I'd have to arrest ya and give you all types of bad punishment"

"I promise I'll be good" he smiled and reached his big hand over to rest on your thigh, rubbing tiny circles with his thumb, you leaned in and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek.

"Tomorrow, promise?"

"I promise, love"

Boyfriend! Bakugou who never lets anyone so much as dream of driving his car finds himself moving over albeit slowly to let his lover sit comfortably in the driver seat.

[harleyxhoward]

Analyzing The Abilities of Characters From The Boys Pt. XVI

🎙️Supersonic🎙️

Alex/Supersonic was a painfully irrelevant character who was introduced and briefly killed off all in S3. While his time on the show was short, his had his license to drive his way into all of our hearts…

Alex’s abilities are actually never shown in the show whatsoever. It is mentioned that he has the ability to generate a sonic boom by clapping his hands, but we unfortunately never get to see this before his life is cut short by Homelander.

I find Alex’s role significant, not because of his weird faux love triangle with Annie, but because of the nature of “sound” throughout the series. Alex proves himself to be an ally, and to align himself with Annie on her journey to take down Vought. He gives us valuable insight into how not every supe is brainwashed and radicalized, and yet, we watch as his advocacy goes unnoticed and still punished.

He was a child star, a musician, and a true hero, but his power wasn’t in the limelight like Annie’s. Despite the obvious fame he had, he was supposed to be an encouraging voice in Annie’s head telling her that she’s not alone, and he served that purpose exactly.

Like literally every character we see get killed in this show, I just pretend they’re not actually dead and we’re going to get a Dawn of The Seven style “Avengers Assemble” moment for the finale, but yeah no, this flop’s dead.

[ahuublog]

kuroo tetsurou as a boyfriend

kuroo is a smart geek

but he’s dumb for you

you know he helps as assistant at university’s lab – he’s the first year chemistry magister

and you’ve seen him for a few times during common meetings – nothing more

you’re told he’s rather famous in small circles for his brain

but you’re new at this place – you've got your bachelor degree in another university

and you’re pretty focused on studying

so yeah it’s interesting, but you forget about him in a few minutes

until one day you stay in queue at the nearest café

it’s afternoon and it’s terribly crowded

and right at the time you got your order you understand that there are no free tables

and you don’t know if it’s good or bad but kuroo somehow notices you and offers to sit with him

pretty simple

but you’re ready to eat an elephant

and you DEFINITELY need coffee

so you sit together

there is absolutely no talking

kuroo just hems and writes something in his laptop

he’s wearing an absolutely crazy bright red t-shirt

it’s so bright that it reflects on his cheeks and they’re red too

but anyway, you thank him when you finish and run to your lections

BUT

whoever could know that from this day you would not spend a morning without

“you know, everybody call me an angel…”

please

“but you can call me tonight” – kuroo stands in front of your classroom with cunning smirk on his face and you’re lost

wtf

you’re so confused – he didn’t seem to be some kind of a flirty boy in that café? and no one has ever told you such sort of things about him?

so you mumble something about your phone being broken and sneak inside

and congratulations

it truly continues

“was it difficult to get there by bus? cause i bet your falling from heaven was even more difficult”

“are your parents bakers? why do they have such a bun?”

rip you

however, kuroo, thanks to him, doesn’t shout and doesn’t do it in front of everyone

he somehow manages to find time and place when you can be confused but only by him and not by others looking at you two

he bumps into you in small corridors, hovers over into queues and winks when you’re in the same classroom (yeah, you somehow even have a few joint lections)

you just don’t know

some boys tried to do the same when you were at school

but it was so irritating

you’re not arrogant, you’re just a little bit calm, shy and reserved and study-oriented and so on

but unexpectedly and unfortunately you don’t feel irritated when kuroo does that

you’re just confused

and you’re think it would be much easier if you were angry in fact

one day something goes wrong

and you can’t control yourself

“do you have a driving license?” – he asks and you two are alone in this small part of the corridor or at least it seems so

again you don’t control yourself

“yeah, and you’re driving me crazy” – and at this moment you’re finally looking into his eyes

and kuroo’s just standing there, looking at your from his metre-and-eighty-heaven-knows-how-many-centimetres-height

he opens his mouth to says something, but stays silent

and somehow it’s both intense and sincere

but one of his friends – bokuto – appears

and you’re so embarrassed with yourself that you mumble “sorry” and run away

cowardly? maybe but you don’t care

AND you know what

it turns out you live in the same dorm

why do you think so? your roommate – lets be honest you’re buddies – says a guy wants to see you

she’s just leaving for a date and notices him at preparing to knock on your door

and well

she winks, smirks and leaves

and kuroo is standing in front of you again

he’s rolling on his feet, hands in pockets of huge hoodie

and with incredibly ruffled hair

he doesn’t say any pick-up lines

he just smiles sincerely – it’s a small smile, but you return it with equal purity

“i guess I was an idiot by thinking that my stupid phrases could attract you”

okay you both lose it and laugh out

“i’m sorry he told bokuto about you firstly” – kenma, one of his friends, shakes his head – “these two idiots decided that you wouldn’t like him talking about his plants and that pick-ups would do well”

kuroo admits he’s an idiot and he’s never thought you’d like something like that

“i just didn’t say anything at the café and thought that starting with something cool would be a good idea”

yeah he’s dumb for you

you’re not better to tell the truth

you don’t understand when you two start dating

it’s like

he sneaks into you class when it’s a break between a long lection

gives you a peck on lips

puts a cup of coffee on the desk

glares at all boys around

kisses your again

an leaves

and you’re happy and smitten and happy

again everyone just knows you’re together

so no one is surprised when he introduces you as his girlfriend

you definitely robs his wardrobe cause his hoodies are so good

you haven’t been a fan of bright red but now you seem to be

he’s a cat

a big fluffy clever cunning cat

he totally can’t pull himself together when you ruffle his hair for the first time

you absolutely love the view and he just stares at you – he sits on the chair in the class, it’s evening after the whole studying day and you both are exhausted

and you ruffle and slick his hair

and he’s just lost

he returns the debt when he presses you into the wall near you door and kisses you so fiercely and softly at the same time

he kisses you whenever he has the opportunity

conference, lection, queue in the café, street, corridor, your room, his room, market and everywhere

he always has his arms on your waist

and you feel so safe

like he hovers over you

not demanding, but protecting

you can escape at any time but you don’t want to

he puts his chin on your head

and you can stand like that for ages

you’re so wonderfully in love with him

cause kuroo is just a sincere and funny and loving geek

he confesses – officially for the first time – when you type a project on your laptop and he finishes reading theory for his exam

he’s sitting on the bed

and lamp’s light is all over your face

and he just doesn’t try to hide it

“i love you” – he drops

and you lean against his forehead and say the same

you’re dumb for each other again

[the1975attheirverybest]

Concept: you have some sort of phobia that maybe a lot of people made fun of (for me it's driving) you tell Matty, you're kind of embarrassed but he's super nice about it

i fuckin hate drivingggg. its why i don't have a license. I took the written exam. got a learner's permit TWICE, learned everything, scheduled the final official test, and just never showed up. I WILL NOT drive. the anxiety alone would cause me to be a danger on the road. can't do it. nope.

so, like, maybe you tell him and you're nervous that he'll be dismissive about it since he's been driving ever since he could legally start doing so, and he loves driving out of the city sometimes, going for long drives, etc.

he's never asked you about it cuz he loves that you always automatically go for the passengers' seat and let him drive. he gets to put his hand on your knee while driving, look over at you when stopped. so, like, it's perfect for him.

except when, one night, as you two are getting ready for bed and talking about your plans for the day ahead, maybe you mention to him that you have a long day tomorrow and have to be at multiple places within short periods of time. so he just looks at you like "want me to leave you the car?" and you're stunned. both because you've never done that before and because you realize you're gonna have to tell him now. without preparation or time to think. "yeah, just take my car. drop me off in the morning. or, you know what? Ross'll pick me up. yeah, it makes sense that way. just...it's yours for the day."

thats when you just have to get it over with. rip the bandaid off. when you tell him, you're a bit shaky, you continue avoiding eye contact. He notices so he just hugs you and kisses your temple. "hey, it's okay. nothing to be embarrassed about. I get it honestly. the city traffic his hell anyway."

and when you wake up in the morning, Matty's gone for the day, but you get a text from a private driver company that he's bought you a subscription from them so you can have someone take you places on crazy days like this without having to wait for ubers and stuff.

[syrena-del-mar]

4, 7, 17, 26, 32, 33, 45, 54, 69 🩷 (You don't have to answer all of these. I'm just a nosy girlie 🙈)

Hiya Soph! No worries, I'm also a nosy girlie so I totally get it 😂 Also a warning, I definitely got a lil too passionate on question 54. I just love the holidays.

4. Favorite Chore

I really love folding as long as I'm on top of it and I haven't had a weeks worth of wash piled up. Something about freshly dried/warm clothes makes it really enjoyable.

7. Any groceries that you've been getting into lately?

So much ginger and turmeric. I bit the bullet and finally just got myself a new full-scale blender/juicer to get rid of my old nutribullet, so now I'm able to make smoothies with ginger without it leaving unblended pieces.

17. What's a movie that you saw recently that you really liked?

A Million Miles Away. I have always liked to support Mexican-American work, and so many scenes here felt like they had been pulled from my own life. Also, teachers always get a lot of flack in the media for being uninspired and uninterested in their students, but I loved that they showed how so much of his success could be tracked to teachers who cared for and inspired him.

26. Would you rather sit on the porch drinking sweet tea or sit by the lake drinking beers?

How about sweet tea by the lake? Jk. But really, I would definitely prefer to sit on the porch drinking sweet tea. I have a relatively low-grade alcohol allergy that causes some beers to break me out in hives that don't go away for days. The itching is insane and I never want to go through it again lol

32. How do you take your morning coffee/tea?

I have a concoction I've been making every morning since I found it last December. 10 oz. of coffee 2 oz. of fat-free milk. 1 pump honey 1 pump sugar-free pistachio syrup Some cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove to your liking. Tastes like the winter holidays in a cup, really delicious and I still haven't gotten tired of it. I'm definitely not a black coffee and one sugar-type of girl LOL

33. What's something you collect?

Pens. I have an insane amount of pens, it's so hard to find a good one that doesn't bleed, skip, or smudge. So I collect like crazy. Also, before the boycott, Starbucks cups.

45. What's something you wish you had more time for?

Travelling. During the pandemic, I was traveling everywhere and anywhere. I would take day trips to the central coast of California or even to neighboring states. When I wasn't working and I would take some time off, I was going to several national parks here in the U.S. Sometimes drive 15-16 hours to get to them.

Now that I've finished my doctorate and I'm in my field of choice... I'm working and studying for my licensing exams. I usually don't leave the office after sunset.

54. Do you decorate your house for holidays? Which ones?

I decorate for Dia de los Muertos/Halloween, but, I'm a crazy Christmas decorator. I go all out inside my apartment. There's not an area where it doesn't look like Santa hasn't thrown up all over. November 1st, everything comes out of storage, though honestly, if I had a particularly rough year, it's sometimes already out by mid-October.

Now, outside decorations? We have a family tradition where my sisters and I go to my parent's place after work every day for close to three weeks, starting mid-November, and we decorate the hell out of the family home. Last year, we put up close to 40k lights with music. We still haven't invested or figured out if we will ever do the expensive light controller box that syncs with lights, but we do build a lot of our decorations. This year we're going to be adding close to another 15k of lights between everything that all 6 of us bought at the sales after Christmas.

Funnily, if it were up to my dad, he would have stopped putting Christmas lights since 10 years ago when we all left. Unfortunately for him, my sisters and I haven't let him. Now he has a grandchild, so the decorating won't stop for some time.

69. What are you looking forward to next week?

I'm heading out to the Grand Canyon next Thursday for the first time in five years. I only have two days off, so it'll be a quick trip, but it's so nice to roadtrip again.

Ask meme for people in their 30s

[losersroom]

Can I ask your option on ships with like coaches I know there were a lot with Evason

the dean ships i'm familiar with are with hartzy and kirill so i'll just talk about those, if you've got a different one (freddy???? idk who else), whoops.

first of all. i miss deano So Much. his crazy eyes. his habit of punching darby constantly. his HAIR. i'm not smart enough to evaluate how good a coach he was but i do know that hynes makes so many decisions that infuriate me on the regular that i feel like even if he wins us a cup i'll still be like. okay go off but fire him immediately. john hynes has no personality and the personality he Does have is boring and bad. i want to study his brain in a laboratory so i can figure out why he thinks it's a good idea to constantly shuffle every line and defensive partnership except the ones that arent working. what's going on in that bald head.

sorry this was not an ask about john hynes i'll get back on track now

i'm gonna be real i don't pay a lot of attention to coaches in a like. fandom sense. to me the vibe of a coach is like, this is a guy who's here to support the team but isn't really part of it in the same way, you know. the guys have a different inherent dynamic with a coach than they do with each other even though the bond can also be very strong. like with dean/hartzy there's the thing of, say, ryan being grateful that the team and this coach took a chance on him and have faith in him in a way that no one did before, and that sense of mutual loyalty is compelling, for sure for sure. but it's just kind of a different energy than what usually gets to me personally about Team Sports rpf. on the other hand, coach ships probably are very good for daddy kink! which sure is a sentence i couldnt have imagined myself typing in all seriousness a year ago

i do also have a quiet fondness in my heart for dean/kirill (once again: everyone can fuck kirill) based on how thrilled dean seemed to be to have a real superstar to work with. the thing of like. meeting kirill at the airport and immediately offering to let him drive his car. dude he doesnt even have an american license yet calm DOWN

[wynters-writings]

Character voice tag

Thank you @elizaellwrites for tagging me in this! I have a total of 18 characters who make an appearance in my WIP J&E and I'm going to do something with each of my characters for this tag.

My prompt was: Calling to ride shotgun in a car or vehicle.

Evander: I'm probably gonna regret doing this with my sedan and being a teacher for you Jet, but let's try to make it out in one piece alive, okay?

Jet: You think I can dive? There's a reason I only have a permit and not a driver's license yet. Evander can tell you all about that.

Averi: So you think I'm a disaster of a driver? Hey! I got us there in one piece and only two hours late. That isn't improvement from last time? Then I call shotgun! At least I can still be in the front that way.

Serna: I'm an expert at finding where we need to go as we're out. You want to enjoy the day and do fun things, you want me riding shotgun.

Gunnar: I'm six foot two. The back seat is going to have me compressed. I'm taking the passenger seat since no one is going to be sitting behind me and I can adjust the seat.

Micha: I'm not driving on that crazy road myself so I'm leaving that to you my dear.

Jasper: Why can't I have a little royal treatment and have the passenger side for once and not drive all the time?

Amber: I won the game! Passenger side is mine!

Derryl: I get to ride shotgun home if I win this final game of bowling against you. Is that a deal unless you think you'll lose?

Liber: You? Driving? This ought to be good. Let's see if you can get us there with time to spare. I'm going to be silently judging you along the way, just so you know.

Marla: Honestly, I'd get more enjoyment out of this trip if I didn't have to drive, so I'm not going to. Not doing anything I don't need to on vacation.

Elliot: How else do you expect me to appreciate the scenery during the drive over? You've been there before and I haven't so I get to be in the passenger seat to see the beautiful scenery leading up to our location.

Ainsley: I'm not usually in the passenger side when I go out with all of you, but I actually like it more than driving despite being the best driver out of everyone here.

Samantha: You know where this place is you wanna take me out so show me sweetie. I don't know where it is and you want to treat me, so if you do this I'll pay for the dinner. Deal?

Aria: After all that I am going to sit in the passenger seat. And we're not taking the freeway next time I drive! Too stressful for my blood.

Milliey: *Running out to the car against her friends* I call shotgun! I called it!

Felix: How else would you be able to hear the new rhythm I came up with if I don't call shotgun? Exactly, you want a drummer this is the territory that comes with, now let's go pick up my new kit.

Sasha: You'll get yourself lost if I don't go with you. Remember the last time you refused to look up the address before you left? I'm directing you.

I'm going to tag @foxys-fantasy-tales @fracturedfable @k--havok @athenswrites and leave an open tag for anyone else who would like to do this.

Your prompt is: What are we doing today?

[onlyjaeyun]

hihi zadieee!! i just wanted to come here and release some of my anxiousness bc im taking my drivers test (AGAIN) on tuesday and im litrally going to throw up and cry🥲🥲🥲 but i hope your weekend was well lovely💓💓💓

hi there baby 🥺 i know this is probably driving (pun unintended) you absolutely crazy but i know you've got this. try to remind yourself that you CAN drive and this is JUST a test. i always wondered why it took me so many tries tog et my license and my best friend literally went "girl you CAN drive and you drive WELL, you just gotta take it easy" and with that mindset i did it and know you can do it too. sending you so much strength and patience,i believe in you!!!!🤍🤍🤍

[vodrae]

So i got tagged by @mistykitty201 so uh here's 10 tracks of my playlist on shuffle

1) Un Morceau d'Emmental by David Castello-Lopes, French Comedian

2) In The End cover by Tommee Profit

3) Lay All Your Love On Me by ABBA

4)Whiskey In The Jar by Metallica

5) You've Got My License To Drive (Me Crazy) by Miles Gaston Villanueva from The Boys' soundtrack

6) Mein Teil by Rammstein

7) Creeping Death Live At Seattle 1989 by Metallica

8) In Essence (slowed) by Ka$tro

9) Scene Seven I : The Dance of Eternity by Dream Theater

10) Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge by Epic Rap Battle of History

Now for my top 10 of August

1) I'm Just Ken by Ryan Gosling

2) Super Max! by Pistop Boys

3) Dance The Night from Barbie Movie by Dua Lipa

4) Another World by Gojira

5) No Leaf Clover, S&M2, by Metallica

6) Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scares All) by Type O Negative

7) Painless by Fozzy

8) Mon Chant d'Espoir, French Lion King 2 soundtrack, My Lullaby in english

9) Love You To Death by Type O Negative

10) Man I Am by Sam Smith, Barbie Movie

So tag 10 others ppl ehhh, I can't lmao I don't talk to this many persons

@daminette-56 @tumbletooks @bllury @darkskyatnight @alicepooryorick @batgirlspain

Seems good

[delusion-of-negation]

These shananigans about grooming are influencing this mornings music taste

(anyway im here for the pigtails and boys in skirts shit! Nya🌈✨💕)

here's some more bangers for the grooming playlist

re

[stumblngrumbl]

i used to go to yard sales with my grandmother a lot the last year before college. she got company and i got to drive a car (illegally, i wasn't 16 yet and had no license, but this was a small town and obviously i wasn't driving crazy with grandma in the car!) and we had a good time (she was quite capable of driving but it was a good excuse for both of us)

this wasn't her only "bad influence" on me, she taught me to play rummy at 10 and we used to play for a dime per hand... until i'd get way behind and she'd suggest "double or nothing?" with this knowing grin. she always made me pay up if i came out behind and i think she taught me something about gambling (with money at least) because i've never had issues with that

anyways

at one yard sale i found a stack of old 78's. now you've certainly heard of LP's because they're hip - as in, vinyl records. LP means "long playing" (both sides fit an entire album! unless it takes two of course). longer than what? 45's and 78's.

LP's were 33's. that means 33 rpm - the records spin at 33 revolutions every minute. 45's spin at 45 per, and were typically used for singles (they'd release an inexpensive small format record with just one song on each side, and these are what were in juke boxes - automated record players you could put a quarter into and have it play some music at the diner).

78's spin really fast, so fast that the entire LP-sized record holds less than half as much as the... much longer playing LP.

so i found a stack of 78's that were already old then, and they were a production of

The Moldau.

still one of my favorite pieces...

[achingly-shy]

if i ever hear this again it’s actually on sight