#You'll Be Complete; It'll Be So Neat! || {Headcanon}

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Buggy Headcanons ˗ˏˋ꒰🍒꒱ˎˊ˗

★ — OPLA Buggy the Clown ♡

﹢he's the type of guy to follow the "i hate everyone but you" trope. the second he sees you, his heart lights up and he drops everything he's doing to go talk to you, even just for a moment. he could be heated, yelling at his crew, but when he sees you, he smiles and drops everything until you leave.

﹢he's a sucker for cuddles. absolutely loves them. if he's had a long and stressful day, he'll just fall on top of you and pass out. he loves to lay on you. his head on your chest as he rub his back or play with his hair. he definitely snores. not too loud but not quiet either. sometimes it'll get loud and you'll need to wake him up to get some decent sleep x)

﹢both a morning/night person. he goes to bed late and wakes up early. he doesn't get too much sleep because of how busy he is. sometimes the only time he gets with you is when you're both in me. if he's not deathly tired, he'll lay on his side with his head propped up on his hand as he listens to you talk about your day. your voice soothes him.

﹢he's very insecure. lowkey hates himself. his ego is forced and a facade for others so he can intimidate them. he hates his nose. he hates the subject being brought up in any conversation. when he was younger, before meeting shanks, he would wear a mask to hide his nose.

﹢i know everyone is like "buggy is a sex god and dominant and-" no. sorry. he is extremely insecure. it took him a while to show you who he really was. he lets himself unfold with you. he is himself with you. his true self.

﹢the crossbones on his forehead and upper cheek are tattooed on but he paints his face with makeup. his eyelashes are naturally long but he does wear falsies to accentuate it and make himself look more like a clown. his hair is naturally long but he tends to tuck and pin it back underneath the striped bandana.

﹢he likes things to be equal during sex. no top or bottom. as cringe as it may sound, he loves to call it 'love-making'. no fucking or hooking up - rather making love with one another. he worships you, especially in the bedroom. constant kisses and praise. loves doing all of the work, especially if you're stressed out. his favorite position is when you're both laying down on your sides and your holding each other while he makes love to you.

﹢he's a strict believer in taking care of you. pays for meals, surprises you with presents, doesn't want you working- he wants you to be completely comfortable and satisfied. someone as special like you should never even lift a finger. he has it all covered.

﹢loves to let you do his makeup. sometimes he'll be reading the newspaper while you're painting his eyes or lips. it's like he's an actor and you're his makeup artist. he can never get the lines as precise and as neat as you can. once you're finished, he gives you a kiss on your cheek, leaving a red mark. this happens every time.

﹢he's a goofy drunk, very humorous and silly. but as he sobers up, he becomes extremely clingy and doesn't let go of you.

﹢in the public eye, he acts very possessive of you, like he's the one in control. he always needs to be touching you. if you're apart, he'll send a hand your way and hold yours while he's busy. preferably his off-hand so he can still get some work done.

﹢people are scared of him for obvious reasons but when it's just the two of you, he's a big baby. sometimes he'll even use a certain voice whenever he talks to you. you tease him in public, telling others he's a completely different person when you two are alone. he laughs, calls you crazy, and plays it off.

﹢he loves no one more than he loves you.

﹢whenever he performs a show, he always gets you a seat up front. makes sure you can kick your feet up, your popcorn is always full, and you're enjoying yourself. whenever he pulls someone up on the set to help with one of his acts, you're almost always the person he picks.

﹢his favorite moments with you are when you're sitting on the deck of his ship, everyone else is asleep, and the two of you are counting the stars together and admiring one another.

﹢he loves to eat. if you two are eating together, he'll ask for the rest of yours and then some. messy eater, too.

﹢he's a great listener. loves to hear about your day.

﹢he loves to give you massages. just loves to pamper you, in general. your feet will be kicked up on his lap as he rubs them and you vent about your day or your laying on your back and he's above you, massaging your shoulders and hips.

﹢he just loves you. and he is a sweet and delicate man so treat him like one. he's the type of guy to sacrifice the world for you, not you for the world.

[kimbap-r0ll]

Hello!

Could I request headcanons of the overblot boys with a feminine-looking and short female s/o who enjoys unladylike activities such as playing in the rain, parkour, weightlifting, jumping in muddy puddles?

I hope my request isn't too specific.

Hi, thank you for the ask! Your ask isn't too specific so no worries!

Overblot boys with a feminine but unladylike s/o

Riddle

I don't think he would mind as long as you don't hurt yourself. He grew up strict, so he might've scolded you at first but he soon realizes he likes watching you being so carefree

He wants to be like that tbh, especially since he grew up so uptight. Feel free to invite him for runs around the rain, it might help him de-stress

Thinks doing parkour is super cool but would never attempt it himself. He warns you not to break any bones, though he knows you'll be okay (he just cares too much haha)

I feel like you two can learn from each other. You might have moments where you need to learn which fork to use at a fancy restaurant and Riddle might want to know how to deadlift without hurting himself

Leona

Likes that you are uptight, honestly it makes him super happy since he can't stand it (he grew up around a lot of people like that)

You two can go to the gym together! He's known to be lazy but he does work out on occasion. It's kinda nice to de-stress this way

He'll be interested in trying to do parkour. I feel like he's attempted it before but it never really took off, so feel free to teach him!

He's not going to run in muddy puddles though. He loves listening to the rain when he's trying to take a nap but he's not the type to run in it

Azul

Kind of a neat freak, it'll be hard to convince him to jump in muddy puddles but he has no issue walking around in the rain without an umbrella. Might warn you that you could catch a cold though

He honestly needs to train his stamina a bit. Sure he's extremely strong in terms of lifting weights, but he can't run very far. If you happen to be a jogger, you should invite him to take runs together!

He likes that you don't care about what other people think of you. He grew up having to put so much attention into making sure he was perfect, so it's refreshing to see someone quite the opposite

Will he do parkour? No, but the tweels might join you and convince him (pressure him) into attempting some tricks

Jamil

He's known to be super flexible (can dance well) so I wouldn't be surprised if you two did parkour together and almost got in trouble once (only once though)

He will ask you not to run in the rain in case you get sick. He likes seeing you happy but he doesn't want to see you sit in bed for a few days with a fever. He'll take care of you if you do end up catching a cold though

Kalim will also enjoy your company a lot, honestly Jamil might feel like he's taking care of two Kalims from time to time haha

Also pretty chill about your interests. I don't see him being very picky about what you do and don't do as long as you don't get hurt!

Vil

The complete opposite of a lot of the characters above. He hates running through mud, getting dirty, etc etc. He'll want you to try something else but he won't stop you from doing what you enjoy

Similar to Riddle I feel like you two should learn from each other. Vil might help you learn new skills in sewing for example while you can teach him a few parkour tricks

If he catches you running in the mud, he might ask you not to step into his room :/

Overall though I feel like he won't worry too much about you other than making sure you aren't getting sick. He does want you to be happy but sometimes the mud that gets on your clothes makes him feel sick

Idia

Would love to spend time with you doing all of your activities but he's such a homebody it's hard to pull him outside :/

Wants to go to the gym with you since he's usually terrified to go by himself (too many stares from people). You might feel like one of those chads at the gym to him haha

He likes to watch you being happy and you can let him be like a kid again whenever you invite him to run around in the rain. He won't do it often, but when he does he genuinely has a good time

Ortho might like your company a lot too, I can see you three hanging out outside and then going back in to watch movies.

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May I ask for headcanons with Oswald and Kaim, with a reader whos insecure about their body?

oswald & kaim + gn!so with body insecurities

if ur feeling insecure about your body, i'm so sorry and i empathize with you; it's a terrible feeling to go through. ily and i hope this can help you <3 also it's midterm season so i apologize if this is complete word vomit

genre: comfort, fluff

cw: insecurities, brief language in kaim's part

Oswald

❧ i feel like oswald is a little insecure about his body too, particularly how big he is and how many scars he has; he feels as though these traits make him appear frightening to others and he doesn't like that, it makes him feel bad about himself :(

❧ but this ain't about him, right now we're focusing on you

❧ the point is, he understands the feeling of being insecure. but when he finds out how you're feeling about yourself it lowkey hurts his feelings

❧ mans thinks you're absolutely perfect and wonderful and amazing, like he literally views you as a deity, so to hear that you think the exact opposite of what he so firmly believes?? blasphemous

❧ but even still, he listens to everything you have to say about how you feel and he waits until you finish talking before giving his thoughts

❧ he does everything he can to try and get you to reverse that thinking, or at least help you to gain more confidence in your appearance

❧ i've used this trope before in another hc but i highly believe that he'd go out to his garden and make a bouquet of imperfect flowers, i'm talking flowers with missing petals, kinda wilted, discolored in some places, parts with funky shapes. his intention is to say that even though the flowers aren't conventionally perfect they're still gorgeous and perfect in their own way, like you

❧ he doesn't necessarily want you to change how you look, he thinks you look absolutely amazing as you are, but if you're adamant about altering your appearance in some way, he'll support your decision and help you do so in a healthy and safe way

❧ you wanna gain some weight? ok let's go get you some protein. wanna lose some weight? sounds good, let's make a meal and exercise plan. you hate your hair? he knows a guy noel. you hate your skin quality? y'all can try make-up or some skin care, it'll be fun!

❧ if you ever have one of those days where you're absolutely miserable with yourself and you can't bring yourself to do anything, he's got your back. if it's comfort you want, he's clearing his schedule to dote on you. it's now your day and he's gonna spoil you and remind you how perfect you are to him

Kaim

❧ he's a very rational man, i don't expect him to be very insecure about his appearance. he doesn't care much for his appearance outside of does he look neat and presentable, ya feel?

❧ so when you confide in him about your insecurities he just doesn't get it. like you look fine?? why are you so upset??

❧ but he's not a complete asshole about it; he'll hear you out and uses some logic and empathy to understand where you could be coming from

❧ after you explain what you're feeling, he's gonna be softer with you for a while cuz he hates when you're upset. he'll keep in mind what you're more sensitive about so that he can approach the topic gently in the future if the need arises

❧ but he won't coddle you too much. you'll be expected to function regardless of how you feel about your tummy or your arms that day

❧ of course there are exceptions; like i said, he's not an asshole. if you're just utterly, completely miserable he won't force you to do anything other than focus on feeling better. but he's the kind of person to suggest doing a chore or some task as a way to get your mind off of things, so expect him to be like "hey,, sorry you hate yourself,,, wanna polish some silver?"

❧ he makes it a point to compliment you more, whether it's on how you wear your hair on a certain day or how your eyes are sparkling more than usual. it's subtle and smooth but you definitely notice his effort to make you feel good about yourself

❧ he'll also help you find ways to ease to your insecurities like oswald does. if you don't like how clothes look on you, he'll take you into town to find a style that suits your body shape. if you don't like how your thighs jiggle when you walk, he'll remind you how that's natural and reassure you that no one is paying attention to or judging it. if you don't like your teeth or you hide your smile, he comforts you by saying how he loves seeing when you're happy and he finds you showing your happiness and joy stunning

❧ i guess what i'm trying to say is, he's not necessarily romantic or enthusiastic or "let's do this together!" about comforting you in your insecurities. he's more logical with his reassuring and supports you by staying at your side and giving you encouragement when needed

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Blitzo do you and robo fizz have romantic history?

{ ☆ } ❝  The words ‘romantic’ and ‘Fizz’ don’t even belong in the same fucking sentence.  ❞  Yes. One could say that they have a romantic history. That Fizz was the FIRST time Blitzo discovered how it feels to care about someone in that context. Possbily even be cared about in return. One could even say that there’s quite a bit of those bittersweet yearnings lingering within Blitzo even now... But that one WON’T be the stubborn, self-sabotaging Imp. He’d rather get fucked in half by the bird dick he now takes rather than admit to it. 

Instead, as per usual when he’s feeling corned by unwanted emotions, Blitzo doubles-down and lashes out.  ❝  HISTORY. Now that’s the only thing ya got right!  ❞  Claws digging into the wooden desk, leaving deep gashes in its surface, the Imp leans over with an aggravated hiss,  ❝  Because that over-hyped, jester-wanna-be, poor-excuse of a VIBRATOR for clown-fuckers is gonna be history the next time I see him!  ❞  If he sees him, that is...

It’s not like Blitzo has any plans to seek Fizz out... He’s gone this long leaving the past in the past where it belongs. Along with all the other horrible reminders of who he used to be and who what he had decided to leave behind. No... If he has it HIS way, then that robotic Romeo animatronic assailant will stay the FUCK away from him and his new family co-workers.

❝  We��ll see who’s laughing when I blow that mouth clear off his pay-to-play face!  ❞  { ☆ }

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(*drops down Quincy’s Voice Claim because I luv it and him*)

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✩ What Kind Of Shark Are You? ✩

hammerhead

very basic but super intelligent. you are more than people credit you for. so fascinating. nice unless provoked and i can respect that. fuck them kids.

(Tagged by: @amarantesstarsxspacexsea​ )

(Tagging: You! :3 )

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“Milliiiiiiiie~”

“Hey... Hey, when did you get four heads?”

“I wanna kiss ‘em~”

(Moxxie is a ditzy and affectionate drunk and I CALLED  IT JKSDNFKJDSNF Him even saying ‘I love that woman’ goes with my Moxx admitting to Blitzo that he ‘loves him’ because he was Drunk as Hell and more emotionally-honest/loose-lipped and I fucking thrive)

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(I need to sleep... but first-

(That’s it. That’s the post.)

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{ ☆ } tfw you only reach a Moxxie’s short-ass Imp’s ‘shoulders’... { ☆ }

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✩ Showing When He’s ‘Hurt’ ✩

(Blitzo can be loud. He can be dramatic and obvious and cry on cue... because he knows that people don’t take him seriously when he does this. They think he’s hamming it up, that he’s putting on an act to ‘get his way’, that he’s just bringing forth the obnoxious crocodile tears so they can give in... and they are RIGHT. Because he’s learned that it not only works for the most part, but distracts from the fact that he can genuinely become sad.)

(They see Blitzo as either happy or angry or ‘sad’... He’s over-the-top and comical and his emotions are so INTENSE that they can easily be brushed off as a joke or just ‘Blitz being Blitz’. Something goes wrong or harmful things are said? Oh, he’ll just ‘get over it’. Like he always does... It’s Blitzo! He’ll bounce back. He’s not even really sad in the first place...)

(But there is a way to tell when Blitzo is SINCERELY upset by something— or at least, allowing himself to show that he’s hurt —because he becomes quiet.)

(There are no over-the-top tears, no shouts or cries for attention or ‘show’ to put on... because when he’s GENUINELY depressed, he doesn’t want anyone to know. He hides away somewhere, dark and confined and likely surrounded by snack foods and tissues and just wallows in his misery. Quietly crying and internally berating himself and replaying what happened over and over and over... As well as all the worse-case scenarios that he knows are waiting just around the corner. Until he sneaks out of his hole, everyone else none-the-wiser, but Blitz feeling ‘better’ and ready to smile for the crowds again.)

(Sometimes Blitzo is loud and calls out for attention, not in nearly as ‘soap-opera’ a way as he usually does— like when he was talking about how Moxxie is Employee of the Month —but in more of a huffy and yelling way, a ‘SOMEONE COMFORT ME, I’M DISTRAUGHT!’ way... but only if he’s near/with someone that he feels comfortable being vulnerable around and there is no risk of anyone else stumbling upon him. Someone who he can transition into being sincerely sad around— people of which there are few and far between, and whom he can’t view as ‘relying’ on him —after drawing them in with the veiled cry for help.)

(But if he’s not seeking someone out to comfort him... Then Blitzo simply hides.)

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(After comparing way more screenshots/scenes than was likely necessary to try and get an accurate view, and meticulously comparing the heights between Moxxie and Blitzo— the highest point of Moxxie’s horns go about to where Blitzo’s head connects with his neck (around the jawline) and his head is near the top of Blitzo’s shoulders —I was able to compare how smol Moxxie would be compared to Stolas.....)

(And hath discovered that the top of his head is around Knee Height :3 )

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(Im luv Blitzo and his love for Horses)

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✩ Power-Dynamic ✩

(On this blog we love and support Stolas, but we also acknowledge that there is a CLEAR imbalance of power here that goes beyond book ownership-

(Because Stolas is a Prince, a powerful member of a high-ranking and influential family... and Blitzo is an Imp. Lowly, discriminated against, and shown to be treated with little care even in the Prince’s own home. Lest we forget that Stolas had one thrown at him and showed no concern, despite the Imp being noticeably hurt afterward; as if it were a common and non-noteworthy occurrence. Stolas cares for Blitzo, but this care is reserved for HIM. Not his species, not even the ones close to Blitzy.  ❝  He’s my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.  ❞  )

(Stolas has even been shown to refer to Blitzo as such when wanting him to do something, in a way that my over-analyzing mind shall contribute to him ‘reminding’ of his social standing and WHO it is Blitzo was talking to—  ❝  Sound fair, my little Imp?~  ❞  The word is punctuated at the end, drawing attention to it and acting as a cue for Blitz to realize that he’s not just Blitzy talking to Stolas. He’s an IMP talking to an oh-so-generous member of the Goetia family who has been ALLOWING— another word punctuated, to remind Blitzo that the only reason he’s come this far is because the Prince has been playing nice~ —him to use his book.)

(Even in the second episode he says that he was hoping  ❝  -you brave little Imps would accompany us.  ❞  The other times he has spoken to him with the affectionate nickname Blitzy, but when asking or suggesting Blitz do something- he’s pulled the ‘little Imp’ card. Not that Stolas doesn’t genuinely care for Blitzo and value him... but there’s a deep understanding of how Hell works and even some implicit bias that cause him to use his species as leverage.)

❝  You’re so CUTE when you are serious~  ❞

(Further speculation about the deal exchange under the Cut)

❝  -worked out some kind of ‘exchange’? Favors for favors...  ❞  

Stolas’s hand glowed red when making that statement— reminding me of how Alastor had a bust of glowing green when attempting to make a deal with Charlie, albeit the deer’s power was noticeably stronger and more potent... but this is likely because Stolas was harnessing very little and capable of tampering down the theatrics when utilizing his powers —and I shall choose to take that as him creating a bit of a ‘contract’ between him and Blitzo. Nothing as powerful and threatening as controlling a Soul, since I’m pretty sure there is a certain ‘procedure’ that needs to be followed when making deals of THAT nature... but definitely something that would come into effect should Blitzo attempt to weasel out of or ignore their Monthly Meetings.)

(Another post will likely be written just to show the effects the ‘binds’ my Stolas has placed will have. Nothing overly-major or suffocating... but a nice little extra security to ensure that his Little Imp doesn’t get any funny ideas.... and as a Side Note:  ❝  When isn’t it a bad time, Blitzy?  ❞  Stolas totally knew that it was a horrible time and USED Blitzo’s frazzled state as an extra means of getting him to hurriedly agree to his terms.)  

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(The television: *is playing the Breakfast Club*)

(THIS scene pops up.... and now I am just thinking of Rusty and his father. As well as THIS scene too, because God fucking damnit. And now I have muse for this boi rip)

(Rusty also has a habit of sometimes hanging around the school after everyone else has left, simply because he doesn’t want to go home. As can be seen in here when Jack was leaving the Counselor’s office. The school is pretty much empty, but Rusty is still wandering the halls - 

(He’d normally rather be at Autumn’s home, but when he can’t— or feels a need to be alone —then he prefers the ‘safety’ of school rather than walking around where he feels ‘exposed’, as if he’ll run into his family at any moment; despite ‘knowing’ it likely won’t happen.)

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✩ Well I Won’t Back Down ✩

Well I won't back down No I won't back down You can stand me up at the gates of hell But I won't back down Gonna stand my ground, won't be turned around And I'll keep this world from draggin’ me down Gonna stand my ground ... and I won't back down

Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out

Hey I will stand my ground

And I won't back down Well I know what's right, I got just one life In a world that keeps on pushin’ me around But I'll stand my ground ...and I won't back down

Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out

Hey I will stand my ground

And I won't back down

No I won't back down...

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The rottweiler drops the cat at Smiles's feet and goes away for real

{ ☆ } A tensing as the beast approaches, but Smiles slowly relaxes as it trots away. The slobbering mongrel. Gaze lowers to the abandoned feline, pondering the reason for this trade of sorts. This unprompted deal... What is it that spurred the canine to do this? What are they getting in return, aside from leaving the cat at the mercy of HIM of all people...? 

A beat of silence... A blink or two before—

Slowly bending down, the deer carefully scoops the large cat into his arms. With fur as dark as ebony, it could nearly be mistaken for one of his prowling shadows, movements silent as death and eyes aglow with a curiosity Smiles can attest to. Glancing up at him are two glowing eyes... red as fresh blood and unwavering as someone not afraid to spill it. Be it theirs or another’s... then again, he may be projecting onto this unassuming ball of fluff.

❝  .... I s'ppose this'll suffice.  ❞  { ☆ }