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[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Places To Sleep

I've seen many fics and prompts with Homeless Danny, and I've just had a thought: what's the safest place to sleep at night when you a) don't have a home, b) can turn intangible and invisible, and c) are not afraid of mortals' justice system since you're dead and it doesn't really apply to you?

Cop cars.

Cops patrol the streets at night, but really, they mostly just pick a place and stay there until something happens, right? (I mean, I think that's right, I'm not very educated on the matter)

So, say Danny is in Gotham, and he needs a place to sleep, but it's the most crime-ridden city in the world, and sleeping out in the streets is cold and uncomfortable. And sure, he can climb into any car, but he chooses the cop car because, first, it's got a radio, so if the cops get any alerts about him (you can't tell me that GIW wouldn't use the help of local police, they are government agents after all), he will hear it first. Second, it's warm and cozy and soft. Third, and the most important: no one is going to look for him there! It's like hiding in plain sight but even better.

Or, well, it is, until one night the cop car he is sleeping in gets dispatched to some crime scene along with about a dozen others, and it turns out to be some trafficking rink that got busted or whatnot, and there are a lot of people who need to be taken to the GCPD station. So Danny, sleepy and grumpy because he was suddenly woken up, searches for the first still running but empty car, while staying invisible and intangible, and when he finds it, he just crashes in the back seat.

He is very surprised a few minutes later when the motherfucking Batman jumps in the front seat, and at least three of his sidekicks are trying to squeeze themselves in the back.

The Bats are even more surprised when they find a random teenager flickering in and out of visibility in the back seat of Batmobile, his eyes wide as saucers and Lazarus green.

[nostalgic-shamefest]

And then they do! But the you you were then is gone forever. You didn't just waste your time when you were changing things, inevitably waiting for it to fall apart. You actually changed. Now someone new but also older gets to deal with the shit. And it hurts just as much but it's just...idk different.

Everything is lost to time. Even the bad stuff.

the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

[rjshope]

be still my beating heart

[phereshift]

hey ravage do you ever think about life

[totally-italy]

Not be doing research on this at nearly half-past midnight due to me procrastinating my homework.

[teawithghosts]

I dunno I just like Silco's soft smile as this moment between them lingers just enough.

[thatsbelievable]

[windwenn]

Arcane is happening oh boy oh boy

[qwuilleran]

I'd also like to submit RayBan glassholes. Just because they have a solid frame that don't make you look like a sci-fi nerd doesn't mean they're any less invasive, and now they're "powered by AI" 🤮

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[vasira96]

lmao being autistic is fun cuz u will hear someone say "i want them to step on me" and so you think to yourself "ah, a metaphor, i know what those are" but then u repeat it jokingly and learn it isn't a metaphor, some people do just wanna be stepped on, and u realize u will never be sure what's real and what's metaphor ever again

[lovelesskiaart]

Grab your emotional support boyfriend best friend when you need to vent!

[aestheticmusicalhoe]

Arcane spoilers

Yeah no yeah I am definitely breathing in a totally rhythmic and healthy manner and not losing my absolute MIND over this right here

[junipers-insects]

Happy 1 year anniversary to my blog yoo-hoo ! 👍

Here's my first post here of these two lovely skellies . For comparison?

[pato-roldnart]

I needed that kiss 😭

[mrssimply]

Look who's back with the same bullshit as before?

(This goes for him and me lol)