#You know maybe I could expand this into just a gaming Creepypasta AU (just more focused on the PokePastas) since the name is general enough

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Hypno takes Grey to meet the Pasta Night crew

[spiritblossoming]

daily fun but useless ppau fact #10

aka "EVERY JOKE/EASTER EGG IN ONE DAY YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T"

I'm putting it under a read more because it's long af (because... my dumbass.... makes a lot of jokes. if u didn't notice.)

chapter one: wish (soraka r)

“Not a single sign that the Rift’s champions, those gods amongst men, had ever been there at all.”

This was a vague reference to Damwon’s championship skins where they had wanted to appear as gods coming down from the heavens, if I remember correctly.

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“And Faker would never be enough of a fool to trust someone who once lived in his shadow.”

Faker is (kind of) Zed in this au, so this is secretly a joke. ha ha.

chapter two: you and me (yuumi w) (get it? because meiko's skin is yuumi? i'm not funny ahahahah)

“Hmm,” Jiejie begins, his eyes wandering as he thinks. “I think Meiko would have wished for something to make him an even better support than he already is. Viper probably wished that he’d never miss a shot, and Flandre definitely wished for some magic that’s better than that smoke thing he does. That, or to be able to do this his entire life. Who knows?”

Two out of three isn't bad :)

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“But Jiejie,” Scout says, intentionally mispronouncing his name. “How can you even be tired?”

I explained this in the end notes already, but Scout pronounces Jiejie’s name like 姐姐, which means older sister. Credit to my friend that only referred to Jiejie as “big sister” all throughout Worlds 2021. Bro is gonna fail Chinese III.

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“Breathe, Yechan. Breathe.”

I’m pretty sure Scout is the only one to be referred to by his real name by his teammates, if you don’t count the introductions in the first EG fic. Generally, I try to avoid their real names, since it starts to feel a bit awkward once I’m writing about Ryu Minseok and not Keria or something. It’s too personal for me.

(Edit a few days later: I forgot about Miky but c’mon, I was not about to refer to him as “Mikyx” the entire fic)

(Edit a few more days later: Gumayusi got full name’d, shit is going down)

(Edit a few more more days later: everyone getting full name'd now this is not a drill)

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quick tw for death but when my mom was crying to me about her dad's last wishes i. i kind of. i kind of went "AYO WHAT DID I HAVE MEIKO DO IN ODYWYH TO COMFORT SCOUT I NEED TO KNOW" and just tried to channel whatever he did

im that emotionally constipated kill me

chapter three: end of the line (graves q)

“He plays Teamfight Tactics until he sees stars when he blinks.”

Perhaps in this universe Riot Games is truly a small indie company…

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“Scout tries to scream, but without the room to expand his chest, all that comes out is the faintest whine.”

This was tested to make sure it was an accurate depiction. I got sleep paralysis once when my sister was audibly on a call in the room over. I tried to scream. Didn’t work. The sound I made was actually very embarrassing. (it is ok to laugh at me for my sleep paralysis experiences. they are funny in hindsight. for more tips on how to handle sleep paralysis just hmu)

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“We’ll go to Europe, then. I’ve heard there’s a retired Summoner that can suppress someone’s abilities. Maybe he’ll be able to suppress the Rift’s blessing as well.”

Some of you (by which i mean aryasage) caught it already, but this is a reference to Caedrel. In a different version, Scout’s response is, “No, he’ll just cancel it.”

chapter four: moonlight vigil (aphelios r)

“He’s not stupid—he knows what sleep deprivation does to people. (He’s read the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta, after all.)”

Somehow I doubt he would have been able to get his hands on that one, but whatever. Either way it’s kind of terrifying, and if it was true, this fic would go in a very different direction. Would not recommend it if you're scared easily or if you spend too much time thinking about everything that could go wrong.

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“Telling the whole story to the rest of his team is quite possibly the hardest thing Scout’s ever done, if he ignores the past week or so.”

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“You look like shit.”

In a different version, Scout absolutely snaps at Jiejie and then proceeds to verbally and emotionally obliterate him. I kind of wish I had been able to keep it in, since I thought it was kind of fun in a “haha angst goes brrr” kind of way, but it didn’t really fit in with the rest of the chapter.

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“Scout sniffs, gratefully accepting the tissue someone hands him. He’s been going through a lot of those lately, despite it being November.”

Is there even a no-nut November equivalent in China??? Either way I thought I was hilarious in the moment.

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“Forcibly inducing sleep (aka punching Scout in the head) is out too once Viper mentions brain damage, even if Meiko insists he can fix it.”

They don’t test this theory, but Meiko is 100% confident that his magic can repair brain damage. In the end, they decide it’s not worth finding out.

ppau leak: this comes up later

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I spent thirty minutes googling how to meditate just to write this chapter. Worth.

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“Scout tries to respond. His body doesn’t move an inch. Somewhat deliriously, he imagines himself as a meme. Aw, shit. Here we go again.”

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‘“You need to relax.” Jiejie leans forward, holding two fingers to Scout’s head. “And trust me. Do you trust me?”’

Jiejie quotes Evelynn here for no other reason than He Can.

chapter five: harrowed path (viego e)

“Forgiveness is a bitch, and so am I.”

My English teacher wouldn’t let me use this line in my personal essay, so I put it here instead.

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“It’s then that Scout realizes they’ve been moved from the couch to someone’s room, where two twin beds have been haphazardly shoved close to each other.”

no homo [lolrpf shippers I'm looking at u.]

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Welcome to my Tumblr.

I now have a Side Blog, @unikron-shitposts !! I will be reblogging stuff there, posting memey stuff, and possible shitposts of my characters and such!

I am writing, though I am writng on my own time and currently what I want to write. I will, however, answer asks asking about my interpretations of characters, or just Lore questions about my world and characters. I am pretty sure I have tagged any posts containing lore of my characters with #my lore, and or, #Lore/#lore

Anything regarding any OCs of mine will be tagged with #creepypasta oc or #oc, and then #(their name)

Anything regarding any lore of mine will be tagged as #my lore, #lore/#Lore

Specific tags could include: #creepypasta x reader, #Smut, #VERY SPICY, #Spicy, #Super Spicy, #Fluff, #Semi-Spicy, (will expand as I continue to post stories. Will most likely add trigger tags as well just to be safe.)

If you so happen to stumble upon me, do note I am very into Hyperfixated on! Creepypasta, though I do not know much outside of the more famous ones, which are usually those that are included in the Fanon Manor AU. This will be the post containing all knowledge of my headcanons as soon as I get around to making Docs' with information about my vision for the Creepypastas and posting links to this post. Please note, some stuff I might write on here might be NSFW. I have decided, that while I am very passionate about certain things and that there are certain hills I will die on, I will not reblog most things that will be considered political. That stuff would just clog my blog and disallow people from finding certain things they are looking for.

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Headcanons Docs' and Posts

"Main AU"

The Other World: Slenderman [WIP] monsterverse fits better

"OG" Manor AU | "Horrorverse Manor AU" [WIP] changing "OG" one soon, as it has become.. Outdated, already.

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Smut Drabbles

Slenderman Drabbles Offenderman Drabbles

Splendorman Drabbles(nothing yet) Trenderman Drabbles(nothing yet)

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OC posts

Xander: :Origins: :Appearance: :pronouns= he/they:

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Alex: :¿Origins?: :Appearance:

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Media I am into include, but are not limited to:

Creepypasta (working to expand knowledge)

My Little Pony (need to rewatch)

Powerpuff Girls (need to rewatch)

Invader Zim (working on rewatching)

Transformers (need to expand knowledge)

H.P. Lovecraft (my only knowledge is Cthulhu, fixing that)

Harry Potter (knowledge is fuzzy)

Several Disney movies (Merida is my favorite princess)

Star Wars (haven't watched the older movies in a while)

Minecraft (love the game)

Terarria (don't know much on the lore, but I like the game)

The Warrior Cats books (haven't read them all yet)

Wings of Fire (need to catch up on that)

Marvel (I have not watched 2(?) newer ones yet)

My Hero Acedamia (I have watched maybe 1 or 2 episodes, most of my knowledge is from the internet)

Pokemon (I was stopped after i finished the Sun and Moon episodes)