#You have unintentionally summoned a very specific group of fans

[screamingatmyfandom]

Doctor Who fans...it's time...

Christmas just wouldnt be Christmas without Mrs Baddeley's Plum Pudding! :)

Wintertime is peak season for amateur home cooks trying their hands at some more... ambitious recipes, what with all of the traditional feasts and family gatherings that take place while it's too cold to go outside. Of course, that also means that this is the prime time of the year for the release of some truly awful culinary abominations.

The plum pudding ooze is a lumpy, purple-and-brown disaster that eats people as easily as a child eats cake. Cutting it only makes it split into multiple threats, and fire has no effect on it at all, saturated as it is with inflammable spirits that can be flamed off without harm to the pudding. I pray that you and yours are not subjected to anything like this, now or in the future.