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Criminal Minds s03e18 The Crossing - or more aptly named, the episode which seems like a filler, but is actually super important :O

Episode 18 – The Crossing

Hey guys! So whew, last episode was hot on the Shemar eye-candy, and I’m not even sorry for throwing those bunches of screenshots out there.

Now, let’s see what happens cuz this is the most bland name for an episode ever.

Why is that lady paranoid about people hearing her phone number? That’s so weird.

Why is that lady paranoid about people hearing where she lives? That’s beyond weird.

Why is she freaked out about flowers on her doorstep? That’s sweet.

Oh fuck!

What is that? Why does that envelope have a picture of an arm? That’s freaky.

Aw, that’s nice, Aaron and David giving out a seminar. Impressive.

Wow. That lady is seriously fierce. I love her.

So basically she had a stalker back at home, and now she’s moved, he followed her again. Oh my god.

“Those are the people who you’ll be calling when you find me dead.”

Talk about dramatic, lady. JJ just said she’s presenting the case to her team. Come on.

Have a little faith.

(still not getting the episode’s title)

“Where’s mom and dad?”

And cue the fanfics XD

“None of his face. That’s very telling.”

“He’s either trying to protect his identity or he has self-image issues.”

“Okay, so the guy’s clearly delusional, but what makes this a BAU case?”

Um, how about he travelled to a different state 600 miles away just to stalk her?

“That is unusual. Typically, a stalker will change his focus to another woman if the object of his affection moves away.” Oh poodle, you so smart.

Yay, yummycakes approves!

Christian Nestell Bovee: “No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.” Well, that is true to some extent, I mean, we cannot live to our fullest potential if we don’t dream or fantasize about something that we want to accomplish, or believe we can achieve more and become more than who we are, otherwise we are just stuck in a sort of status quo and it’s just not healthy. Oh god, did I just go all philosophical on that shit? SORRY.

Wait. So my goddess couldn’t find any actual evidence of that killer woman’s existence? That makes no freaking sense.

Come on, goddess, you can do better.

Wait. So there’s insurance for their son, but their daughter is the beneficiary of the policies? What the fuck is going on here?

“We construct behavioral profiles for a variety of investigative scenarios. That includes stalking.”

“We’ve seen this kind of thing before, and it can get ugly real fast.”

POODLE FACE

“You and me both.”

Oh, puppy, I know you would fight to the death for your lovely sisters. I just know it.

“Bureaucratic red tape. Every case we take, I have to explain why in terms of cost and size relative to the BAU. They don’t always think it’s worth it.” DAMN. Jayje has to deal with all of that? Impressive.

“Right now I don’t care about limited resources.” I love you JJ, and I love your tenacity, you are amazing, lady!

All I can think of is naughty Derek/Spencer teacher/student fics. Anyone got them? XD I’m terrible.

“He actually wrote the date on the card, March 21st, 2006.”

Reid: “That was on a Tuesday.”

HOW?

So the new photos of the stalker are more toned and tan? Oh boy. He’s trying to impress her. Damn.

Hey! That guy played a creep photographer on Castle. Wonder if something will happen this time or he’s just playing the standoffish boyfriend.

Ew. He’s sent her his granny’s earrings? Ew. Old lady jewelry from a stranger isn’t sexy.

Wait. So they say their mother was abusing their dad? That he had to put up with her not buying the wrong things? Not cleaning properly? What the fuck is going on here?

“She’d get all the wrong things. Wrong brands, too much or too little of something.”

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

“She’s not bright.”

“You mean she’s mentally challenged?” “No, I mean she’s stupid.”

“This is your mother we’re talking about here.”

“No, we’re talking about a woman who killed the only real parent we’ve ever had.” WHAT?!

“So if your father didn’t abuse your mother, why did she kill him?” yeah, Aaron is onto something. Something isn’t right in this family. Oh my goodness gracious.

So the fucker took their dog? Oh boy.

He took THAT dog and nobody saw them and did anything? WHAT THE FUCK?

That’s one of the biggest dogs I’ve ever seen.

“Taking the dog might not seem like much to you, but it tells us that he’s desperately trying to feel close to her.”

Absolutely. If someone took my dog, I’d fillet them and hang them by their ankles to dry! No one touches my baby! And it also means he has some serious small ones, cuz who nabs a dog? Not nice.

“Ryan could be next.”

Oh damn.

“The kids said she couldn’t keep house.”

Um, that house is meticulous to a fault!

So the dad and the kids bullied the mom? And she killed the dad? Oh boy.

So the guy is a spineless dweeb who got into a fantasy too deep.

“His move here means that he’s committed, and unless he’s caught, he’ll never break that commitment.”

“Yet if he perceives that she has … we all know domestic disputes can be some of the most violent.”

Damn.

Rossi looking over photos while eating. Aw, baby! You look so cute!

“I’m not sure if me and the idea of being married is a good mix.”

Well, you can’t always please everybody.

“I might have tried harder if there were children involved.”

Oh baby.

“I tried.”

Oh baby. That wasn’t a pass against you. Rossi isn’t a daddy. You are one amazing dude, and Hayley’s a fucking bitch for not seeing that.

“Hey, Hotch, what the hell do I know? The only people I’ve ever made happy were divorce lawyers.”

Oh I love it when they break the tension with a good joke.

I LOVE ROSSI AND HOTCH SCENES!

“Jayje, I’m used to doing this to America’s Most Creepy, but digging through Keri’s life like this makes me feel all gross and ugh.”

Oh darling, I love you and your hair and your face and your everything.

Penelope’s digging through everything in Keri’s life, JJ can explain away and everything, and then –

“And her private doctor was voted Atlanta’s best. So why did she go to the Atlanta Women’s Health Clinic not once, not twice, but three time?”

BOOM.

Mic drop. My girl is amazing.

So she had an abortion and didn’t actually tell her fiancé?

And then he comes behind her.

Damn.

Oh boy.

Drama.

Fuck. Someone bust the window of his car. That’s like a Jazmine Sullivan song right there. Damn.

Oh dear god, JJ is taking this way personally. What’s up?

And she finally knows who her stalker is. Damn.

She had to shoot her husband? What?

Oh god, they completely destroyed her with verbal abuse. Oh my god.

Sure, the woman isn’t always the victim, but come on, lady, you asked for professionals for their opinion, they’re giving it to you. Why be a bitch about it?

Hey! Why is that fucker walking their dog? Damn.

Oh snap! He’s totally hitting him! Damn.

Oh shit. The stalker is inside. Oh damn.

Keri, oh my god.

God, that asshole is smart. He used the dog as a distraction to get to Keri. Damn.

Oh god, Keri is good. She’s using all the tactics that Jayje and Emily taught her, she’s so amazing.

Come on Garcia, give me something.

“Thanks, baby girl.”

You have no idea how much I missed hearing that phrase.

Oh god, that lady is good. The kids and husband totally manipulated her into becoming a subservient wench. Ugh. At least she gets a trial and will be charged for less than an intentional murder.

Oh god, that idiot is completely gross.

Oh god, I am so sorry, Keri, I’m sorry that fucker is kissing you. I’m sorry.

So he loves, her yet he’s taking a gun. Damn.

Oh Keri is awesome.

Susan B. Anthony: “A woman must not depend on the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself.”

I WORSHIP SUSAN B ANTHONY!

Powerful shot of Rossi.

What’s going on with JJ? I’m curious.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! JJ IS PREGNANT WITH WILL’S BABY! AAAAAHHHHH MY EMOTIONS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE! I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY!!!!!!

So this episode was weird as fuck because they were working two cases at once, and it was werid switching between the two. But I loved how they didn’t just sweep Aaron’s divorce under the rug, and addressed the ugly issues. It was a beautiful episode. And that last little curveball through me in for a loop. I bet their babies would be gorgeous.

It was weird for me to see Rossi making a wry joke, but then it was needed, this episode severely lacked on the funny component, and I miss it.

Hope there’s more in the next episode.

As always, here are some Derek and Spencer photos I took throughout the episode that were just irrelevant to the post above (regarding the comments, they are ALWAYS relevant to EVERY post)