#You are Under Arrest

[janeromeno111]

[draculaugust]

Ahem This is the FBI we are here to Arrest you on account of Complaining about “public transportation,” which we all know is Strictly Unamerican. Officers will be at your Location Shortly

Love,

FBI

⚠️⚠️ CW: AMERICAN POST ⚠️⚠️

i wish i could take a bus to the library :( or maybe a coffee shop also. that would be nice :(

🚫🇺🇸🚫 WARNING OVER 🚫🇺🇸🚫

[arachnerd-8-legs]

really disappointing that bunjywunjy had to be pestered twice just to quietly remove their reblog after using their huge platform to encourage garbage like raving about the lesbian estonian soviet flag and how 'new pride flag just dropped' so people could go 'ooh pretty' about a flag that was forced onto us by ppl who wanted our culture gone and oppressed us for about a century in total if not more.

to say nothing or not show anything of the truth about that flag and quietly remove the reblog felt more like it was done out of obligation (and you didn't agree) rather than care for the subject matter that is still a fresh wound in our country's memory. it's only been 33 years since it ended.

I'd rather you make the mistake about something you didn't know (eastern european history is easy for westeners to overlook, because we're not a big country like them, we're not england or france or spain or germany) and admit/apologize for said mistake or even just outright state that you don't actually care rather than say nothing and quietly remove something so that people would stop talking about it

[moodyvoid]

Mr. Compress, in the back of a cop car: “Could you possibly turn up the AC? It’s a little stuffy in here—”

Cop: “Stop talking.”

Mr. Compress, on his phone: “Yeah, I’ll be back at the hideout shortly.”

Cop: “What— how did you get your hands free? Are you on the phone?”

Mr. Compress: “Yes, I’m on the phone— Sorry, Dabi, my chaperone is being impolite.”

Cop: “Chaperone??”

Cop, pulls over and looks in the back seat, Mr. Compress is gone.

Radio: “Do you have the suspect detained?”

Cop: “I did.”

Radio: “What do you mean you did?!”

Cop: “I don’t know, he disappeared!”

The car starts up and drives off.

Cop: “HEY!!! STOP!”

Mr. Compress, blasting the AC.

[cosmiclion]

Not to be horny on main but,

If I go into a bedroom with this man one of us will come out pregnant and it won't be me.

[writer-room]

Obsessed with Jay fully knowing he has lightning powers, but tucking that shit so far back down it's right next to where he keeps all his insecurities. By which I mean I know damn well he is SO bad at hiding his element. The toaster in the break room is on the fritz and he goes over to fix it and winds up sparking it back to life on accident. Someone bursts into his office when he's playing video games and he startles so bad he sends an electrical shock through the controller and blows a fuse. He's out on a mission in the middle of a storm and whenever anyone touches him they keep getting zapped with weirdly powerful static.

He insists no one knows. The truth is that most people don't know because the Administration would have to do too much paperwork if Jay actually had powers so they live in blissful ignorance. The few that do know keep their mouths shut and decide it's just a quirk of their weird manager. Jay's humming the mission impossible theme under his breath every other day, which is probably why he never even bothered to get to the "huh, I wonder why I have these weird powers" stage. And he will continue to not think about it until he dies. Or Nya finally finds him and has a meltdown over her greatest fear coming true. One of the two

[kingburu]

[fic] Carry You Home (1/1) [COMPLETE]

Link: AO3

Pairing: dabihawks; Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo/hotwings

Rating: M

Word Count: 36,970

Fandom: Boku no Hero Academia/My Hero Academia

Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Enemies to Lovers/Fuck Buddies become Love Buddies

Summary: Post-war, Todoroki Touya is pardoned from his crimes, while Hawks gains a new title: the Dabi Whisperer.

Preview:

“So—um,” Natsuo says next, “Do you and Hawks know each other at all? We invited Hawks-san because we like to have lunch with him. Sorry for the surprise—but the more the merrier, right?” Dabi slurps noodles once more. “Did you…um,” Fuyumi adds next, “ever run into each other?” “I tried to kill him,” Dabi says next. “I burned his wings.” There’s a squeak. Natsuo’s and Fuyumi’s eyes widen. “Don’t worry,” Hawks reassures. “I lived.” “Stubborn bastard,” Dabi grumbles almost immediately. He lifts the bowl to sip broth. “I threw him out a window.” “I lived then, too,” Hawks reassures before they can have another scandalized gasp. “Don’t worry. It’s how he shows his affection.”

[ratatatastic]

your favourite finn's favourite (honourary) finn

winnipeg jets @ florida panthers | 11.16.24 (x)(x)(x)

[bombyxluna]

The thing about rosekiller is that they have to at least be a little weird. Unhinged, for flavor. They don’t have to be batshit in every au, but you gotta make them be little freaks one way or the other. It doesn’t work unless they are, it’s the magic of them

[bibuckagenda]

Buddie posts I think deserve immediate jail time. 10/?

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

EVERYBODY BEHOLD THE CUTEST BOY E V E R OMG I SQUEALED, BABY MAN!!!!! NEW CYBIRD ART OF THE SILLY DROPPED THIS MORNING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY:

Link to the original post below!

[plutonium-sky]

…. I think there may be a reason why he walks around without a mask-

Shitpost under cut thats inspired by a dream

[ballpitwitch]

[libertasforte]

Please give me my competent!Childe

10 intelligence 0 wisdom Childe

Me: surely not all of Wriothesley's constellations apply to Childe -

Childe: gets wrongly accused

Me: well fuck

[andy-clutterbuck]

[ardenrosegarden]

The Sun Tarot card is the Major Arcana card of positivity, optimism, freedom and fun. When The Sun appears in an upright position, things should be going well for you as this card also represents success and enthusiasm. You will find that people are drawn to the happy vibes and positive energy you are giving out and you will bring light and joy to everyone and everything you come into contact with... ...In a general context, The Sun Tarot card reversed can indicate sadness, depression and pessimism. You may be finding it difficult to focus on the positive with this card in your Tarot reading.

-The Sun

The Two of swords The Heirophant The Hanged Man The Devil The Lovers The Moon The Six of Pentacles