#Ylva and Ari family

[dailyvinland-sagapanels]

[umbrellaroleplaysstuff]

Since i did the males bios again here are the females with new faces

Name-Ari Jameson

Age-verse dependent but normally 28

Job-painter

Borthdate-June 11th 1995

Birthplace-Colebrook,Connecticut

Residence now-New Milford, Cooecticut

Backstory-Aria Jameson grew up in a large city in a single mother house hold, with her little sister Marie, Her mother worked hard to support her daughters but that couldn't afford childcare for the youngest so Ari stepped up as both a caretaker and provider she sold her art at art fairs to help her family. She is now living on her own as a full time painter, she advertises herself online.

FC-Ylva Johnsen Olaisen

Next up is River O'Kelly

Name-River O'Kelly

Age-28 (but also verse dependent)

Job-school psychologist

Birtdate-January 9th 1994

Birthplace-Dublin,Ireland

Residence Now-Dublin,Ireland

Backstory-River was your average miltary brat her father Colonel Rían O'Kelly has been surving since river could remember, he was a loving but firm man but river wouldn't have it anyother way, her mother is Hazel O'Kelly an american woman and where river gets some of her looks she is a baker running a small bakery. River went to college and relized she wanted to help children and so took a job at a local high school as the school psycholigst shes younger than your avarage psycholigst but the students she help vibe with her more than say with an older person

FC-Lucy Hale

Then Neya Vis

Name-Neya Vis

Age-Dependent on verse but normally 25

Birthdate-December 24th 1998

Birthplace-London,England

Residence Now-London, England

Job-Pre-School teacher

Backstory-Neya was raised by her mother and father, two college professors but one day as her mother was coming home with dinner, there was a heavy rain storm and her mother spun out leaving neya who was 8 and her father alone. She wanted to help the next genaration as her parents had and become a pre-school teacher

FC-Emilia Clarke

[kingdomofedirann]

Basic Information

Name: Naomhan Stramacchia

Age: Older Teen - Cloister (Teen)

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Male

Mortality State: Human

Location: Edirann City

Position in Society

Title: n/a

Class: Merchant

Heir: n/a

Personality

Primary Aspiration: Family

Secondary Aspiration: n/a

LTW: Win 30 Dance Contests, Max Music & Dance

Zodiac: Aries

Personality: TBA

Traits: Schmoozer, Allergic to Cats, Childish, Handy, Commitment Issues

Preferences

Likes: TBA

Dislikes: TBA

Hobby: Music & Dance (Dancing)

Addictions: None

Religion: TBA

Favorite Color: Pink

Favorite Material: Water

Aesthetic: Forest

Favorite Clothing Style: Traditional

Favorite Location: City

Genetics

Skintone: Warm Tan

Eyes: Light Green

Hair Color: Brown

Hair Texture: Straight

Hair Thickness: Average

Height: 5'2

Body Type: Maxis

Body Hair: 04a

Other: None

Relationships

Father: Lionel Stramacchia

Mother: Padraigin Stramacchia

Spouse: None

Siblings: Caoilfhionn Stramacchia (sister), Kennedy Stramacchia (brother), Murchadh Stramacchia (brother), Ronan Stramacchia (brother), Tadghan Stramacchia (brother)

Children: None

Other Relatives: Eoghan O'Niall (uncle), Amanda O'Niall (aunt), Acacia O'Niall (aunt), Quinn O'Niall (brother), Devika O'Niall (aunt), Roisin Blumenthal (aunt), Alojzy Blumenthal (uncle), Diarmait O'Niall the Younger (cousin), Oisin O'Niall (cousin), Ceallach O'Niall (cousin), Faolan O'Niall (cousin), Ylva O'Niall (cousin), Wulfrun O'Niall (cousin), Blanka Blumenthal (cousin), Stefek Blumenthal (cousin)

Allies:

Rivals:  

Other:

History

Birthplace: Kingdom of Edirann

Place of Death: n/a

[golden-saga-imagines]

Hiiii could I please request a scenario where Askeladd has a daughter who he left and she grew up to have a family of her own. Then he meets her in order to reconcile and like her personality is similar to ylva 😭😭 so she threatens him like ylva did with thorfinn

Yes! This is a canon divergence because Askeladd is alive. So, I hope you like it. Enjoy! 💕

ASKELADD

Askeladd can’t believe that after so long he’s back in Wales. Seems like two days ago when the prince Canute become a king… He could carry on with other gang, with other plots, but he’s tired. Now Thorfinn and Canute are far of him, and Bjorn… Well, he has an only one person in his life now. And if he’s sincere, is a bit nervous. So, Askeladd cross the little town where his mother lived, there’re the same houses, the same monuments, the same people but except now they’re older.

He approaches a big house, Askeladd can listen some voices inside, takes a breath and knocks the door. The silence is suddenly very heavy, as an avalanche. And the Kings Killer now is a bit scared, he know her. He know her very well. And when the door is opened, Askeladd finds a woman, you, she has his same blue eyes. You look him trying to recognise, you raise your eyebrows and you throw a punch. Askeladd narrowly dodges it and raises his hands with a sign of surrender. But the anger that burn in your chest doesn’t stop.

“You,” you point his chest, he doesn’t seem surprised, of course no, “What are you doing here?”

You would very excited to see your father, but for other hand, you’re very scared, you never thought in this, you never believed that something like this would happen. But, he’s here, in front of you, live. The idea of the new of a man who killed the previous king was dead, but you doesn’t allow that stay in your mind. Now you’re problems more important.

“I came to see you”

“You could have done it years before. Or you could haven’t left in the beginning”.

“Yeah, I’m sorry”,

You going to answer back a “You not even sorry”, but a high little voice calls you.

“Mom?”

You look at the same blue eyes that you have in a round and soft face. Your son, your little child. He grabs your skirt and looks you confused. You open your mouth to answer him, but the voice of Askeladd interrupts you.

“Is he your son?” Askeladd bends down and greets your boy, your child greets him too. He seems interested in the armour of your father.

“Who is he?” Your son asks.

“I’m your grandfather, little one. I was very busy fighting against the Englishmen”.

The eyes of your child shine and he looks at you very excited.

“Can he stay to eat?”

You look Askeladd and he smiles you, you sigh.

“Fine”

And with those words Askeladd, your father, is back home again.

Ari 🍂

[midnight-in-town]

I figured I might as well make a post because I got the question several days ago. :)

The young man who’s constantly shown hanging around Thorfinn’s family is Ari’s first born son (from a first wedding? or born out of marriage, I don’t know?), as he specifies in ch100 when Thorfinn sees him again. 

In other words, Ari has 4 kids while Ylva...

...is the mother of only 3. 

Maybe one day we’ll find out more, but for now I can’t help but think that Ylva possibly rejected Ari when he tried to court her, considering what had happened with her father’s murder and all. 

Maybe Ylva couldn’t forgive the boys who went with Thors, who could do nothing but watch him die and who didn’t even bring Thorfinn back. As a result, Ari possibly married/lived with another woman (that girl we saw who had feelings for him?), had a son, but then something happened (his wife died?) and he and Ylva got together after that. 

Anyway, I just gotta love how Ari’s son pretty much belongs in Thorfinn’s family even if Ylva is not his mom. That’s why I have no doubt that they will welcome little Karli with open arms, like they also did with Einar. As for Gudrid, maybe Ylva will still be worried about Halfdan at first, but it won’t last. :)

[none-shall-caricature-me]

Watching Vinland Saga AKA I Mercilessly Roast Your Faves To Hell :

Episode 1 :

Thors are you a fucking petty bitch ?! Revive and feed the starved necrotic - limbs almost - dead CPR - driven man first. He literally just awoke from CPR and warmth and you're already drilling him - AND making his parched body cry profusely, placing so much lethal stress on a starved man. Is Thors for real, that braindead stupid mf.

I'm disappointed in this bitchass family already. Atleast Yvla has the excuse of being wary. And Helga is in poor health so maybe that's why she didn't respond immediately when Thors told her to boil water - but she's still on thin ice if not.

And ofc Halfdan is pure disgusting evil. Still that chain torture part was some nice gore.

AAND starved man is near death. Maybe if Thors and the bitchass family had focused on healing him before asking him obviously traumatic questions he'd be alive. And Helga tells Thors to stop trying as soon as that guy seems dead - bitch have you heard of resuscitation ? She treats death so casually, as if it's a walk in the park. Am I supposed to like her or even find her sympathetic ? She's sick herself yet is not averse to death ? What a terrible callous weakling.

Thors is still trying tho, he's a genuine good guy then. And Ylva was just being practical, can't fault her. Thorfinn is a typical kid. These three are sympathetic people, but Helga is in my bitch book already.

I like kid Thorfinn, he's an analytical person and asks good questions.

Episode 2 -

I like it well enough. A nice enough episode.

Episode 3 -

Why aren't Ylva and Helga displaying any concern for Thors ? Don't they think there's a chance of him dying ? Do they think he'll go to Valhalla even if he dies ? They should be begging him not to go. Wtf

Thors totally intends to die alone so that Floki can dissuade desertion in the army, have his justice, and not trouble Thors' fam and village and others.

Ofc his fam doesn't know this, but bro he's going to WAR. At least TRY to stop him ?

Episode 4 -

What useless fucking wife and daughter. Couldn't even find Thorfinn to ensure his safety. They don't even have the brains to look for him on the ship ? Wow. If I were in Thors' place I'd get a divorce and disown them out of anger at their carelessness. We never even see them trying to find Thorfinn. Screw those dumb bitches.

Also, this is why you teach your kids to shut the fuck up in situations when they shouldn't be drawing dangerous attention to themselves. Teach them to hide behind the other soldiers and to fear harm and battle. Basic stranger danger stuff Viking edition.

This also partly happened cuz Thors was so fanatical about hos no killing rule that he abandoned all logic. Wtf man, that's not how bloody ancient life works.

This is also why you don't blindly depend on someone, no matter how strong - they're human after all. This whole fiasco also happened cuz the village warriors and Thorfinn trusted Thors to overcome any challenge AND cuz the Valhalla concept teaches you not to value your safety - that's why Thorfinn snuck onto the ship, he had no fear or concept of danger. That's why the other villagers didn't independently toughen themselves up.

Askeladd (abbreviated Kelly from now on) is interesting. A callous son of a bitch for killing Thors, but he didn't kill anyone else, not even a charging Ari. Same with Bjorn. Why tho ? Out of respect ? Cuz they want to go to Valhalla at the end and a 'true warrior' would keep such a promise (i say this cuz I got spoilers that Kelly wants to go to Vally eventually).

Thors died standing tho lol. I'm no doctor at all, so is there some explanation for that ? Also a question for the doctors - from what I remember Calcium ions binding with a specific myoglobin leads to muscle contraction, and muscle relaxation also requires some ion or sthg idk. So with no more Ca ion supply since his blood flow stopped, did the muscles just freeze in that contracted state ? Is that actually possible ?

And Kelly you buffoon. I read somewhere that he had the power to safely refuse Floki's commission - so does he regret killing a unique powerhouse like Thors now ? You idiot. You could've manipulated him into serving you and used his powers for your own gain. You saw how one - of - a - kind powerful he was, yet still went through on killing him. Bruh. Stfu. You're hopelessly dumb.

[kingsmakers]

Chapter Summaries: Broken Crown Series

I thought it’d be interesting to do chapter summaries for some of my stories, like shows have episode summaries! Anyway this is more for my own amusement than anything. So I’m starting with the Broken Crown Series, my Vikings fanfic. Below the cut because it’s long.

Jar of Hearts

Chapter 1: Kattegat Princess Karena, eldest daughter of King Horik, accompanies her father and older brothers to Kattegat, where Horik hopes to find her a husband. Meanwhile, the widowed Ylva arrives with her son Jakob to serve Aslaug.

Chapter 2: Opportunity Erlendur struggles to disguise his incestuous thoughts about Karena during a feast; Ylva deals with a drunk Rollo.

Chapter 3: Ruination Ari suspects Erlendur’s affections for their sister as they depart for England; Karena is captured by Jarl Borg. Ylva gets closer with Rollo.

Chapter 4: Lust and Loss Karena meets Ragnar’s son Bjorn and learns of her brother Ari’s fate. Ylva and Rollo consummate their relationship.

Chapter 5: Warriors Horik considers the attraction between Bjorn and Karena; Ylva meets the Princess. Erlendur’s behaviour towards his sister worsens.

Chapter 6: Blessings and Curses Erlendur expresses his displeasure regarding Bjorn’s flirtations with Karena; Rollo and Ylva go to see Jarl Borg.

Chapter 7: Flesh and Blood Erlendur acts on his desire for Karena; Bjorn and Karena begin a romantic relationship with the knowledge they may marry.

Chapter 8: Royals Horik and Ragnar arrange a political marriage for Bjorn and Karena; Karena confronts Erlendur about his actions.

Chapter 9: Intimacy Bjorn and Karena are married; Erlendur expresses his displeasure.

Chapter 10: Bliss Bjorn and Karena enjoy the first few weeks of marriage; Karena discusses sex with Ylva.

Chapter 11: Where Loyalties Lie Horik reveals the real reason for marrying Karena into Ragnar’s family; Ylva clashes with her aunt.

Chapter 12: Wessex Karena accompanies her husband and family to Wessex; Erlendur’s abusive behaviour toward his sister continues.

Chapter 13: Monsters and Men Ylva discovers Erlendur’s incestuous desire for Karena; Bjorn’s actions after battle cause friction with Karena.

Chapter 14: Destiny Karena is with child; the Seer prophesizes a bold future for her. Bjorn is delighted at the revelation she carries his son.

Chapter 15: Fragile As Karena’s pregnancy progresses, Bjorn is careful with how he treats her. Erlendur claims Bjorn does not love her.

Chapter 16: King Is Crowned Karena is torn between her family and her husband; as tragedy looms closer, her faith will be tested.

Chapter 17: Ours Karena gives birth to her and Bjorn’s son, Erik. She finds comfort in her baby after the loss of her family.

Chapter 18: Harsh Winter Bjorn travels away to raid; Ylva’s brother-in-law visits Kattegat, with an obvious eye for Karena.

Chapter 19: Infidelity Karena and Bjorn clash over the issue of children; Karena seeks advice from Lagertha and Ylva after Bjorn makes a hurtful choice.

Chapter 20: Forgive My Sins Karena retaliates with spite, but regrets her actions; she receives comfort from an unlikely source.

Chapter 21: Reunions Karena and Erlendur reunite with no gladness; Bjorn repeats the mistakes of the past while his wife is again pregnant.

Chapter 22: Under Siege Karena forgives Bjorn and Torvi after the battle in Paris; she gives birth to a second son.

Chapter 23: Valhalla As Ragnar’s illness worsens, Erlendur attempts to force Karena to make a decision. Rollo experiences a great loss.

Chapter 24: Kneel Karena is angry at Bjorn and Ragnar’s deception; Aslaug has a disturbing vision about the Princess.

Empire of Blood

Chapter 1: Untitled Karena and Bjorn argue over Ragnar’s worsening condition; Karena gives birth to their first daughter. Harald Finehair arrives in Kattegat.

Chapter 2: Untitled Erlendur strikes intending to incite Bjorn’s rage; Karena vows vengeance against her older brother for his actions.

Chapter 3: Untitled The Vikings return to Paris with a new plan; Karena keeps a close eye on Erlendur.

Chapter 4: Untitled Karena and Lagertha bond after she loses her child.

Chapter 5: Untitled Erlendur closes in on his goal of killing Bjorn; Karena takes matters into her own hands.

Chapter 6: Untitled Several years have passed; Karena and Bjorn’s son Erik, now a teenager, is determined to accompany his father to the Mediterranean.