#Yes obviously we all want to see them frot

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

[hangmansradio]

restricted section suggestions or ideas or things i'd like to see! : more subspace, i love when frank gets literally stupid with it. more intriguing toys that gerard is experienced with but frank has never tried. i think frank is due to be a little bratty and have a proper punishment (that they both enjoy obv) more public sex. gerard goes to franks again. maybe at some point they move in together and can explore that dynamic. gerard doing work and keeping frank next to him and fucking him whenever he wants and plugging him so he's so full of cum by the end. frank in lingerie! roleplay. they're together fr so frank should meet mikey. i want to know if mikey knows about gerards preferences maybe frank addresses gerard sir in front of him on accident and some awkwardness ensues and mikey can be like yea i don't need to know about all that you two have fun tho. you know how frank would write his fantasies? i want gerard to write one that makes frank positively blush all the way down his face and chest and his pupils dilate and his cock weeps also. no one ever frots anymore you know? maybe a scenario where that happens. frank wants to fuck in the archive and gerard is like no we couldn't possibly these are historical documents! also an inclusion of other bandom characters and friends of theirs could lead to more plotty stuff. more development in franks career i want to know more about his music! and also just i loved the chapter where they went out in public so much i love them being in a relationship but also having their power dynamic. i love reading about them being out while gerard buys things for frank and frank walks around like an airhead yay. but obviously they don't have to go shopping again they can just do whatever but yes airhead frank who is just happy to go along with whatever daddy wants.

anyway i love the fic so much and i hope to see more!

Oh my goodness THANK YOU for this, Nonny! 💜💜

I am thrilled and delighted to see some things here that have already started appearing in the chapter I'm currently working on 🤭 and a few things that I hadn't considered, that have fired my brain back into the place it needs to be to get those cogs moving again. Thank you thank you thank you 😘

I worry sometimes that I'm being too self indulgent with the copious amounts of cum in this fic, but your idea of Frank being kept on hand to fill up through Gerard's working day is too good to miss... If I'm not alone in wanting Frank utterly dripping, then it is my duty to write it 🫡

I had considered bringing in Mikey... I think some more characters are probably required now it's rolled along this far 🤭 I keep going back and forth over whether it's time to admit enough is enough and wrap it up... Or whether to just keep it going in some endless, mostly plotless, mammoth fic where I squeeze in as many kinks as I can think of.

I think I know now which way it's going to swing 😅💜

[kris-trainer-blog]

Cabinet battle, chapter 2

Chapter 1, chapter 2

Fandom: Hamilton: The American Musical

Warning: swearing, angst and it starts with cheating

Pairing: Ex! Alexander Hamilton X reader, brother!Aaron Burr X reader, Thomas Jefferson X reader

Words: 1 124

Summary: You're sister of Aaron Burr and soon to be wife of Alexander Hamilton. But you found out that he was cheating on you. So you pack your things and move into a house, where your brother and Southern democratic republicans live. And it's Modern AU.

Author's note: It's chapter 2 of fanfiction that I had in my head a really long time. It's longer than first one. The big romance starts in the next chapter ;D.

You just sat on a couch and placed your evening Mac 'n cheese on your lap. Only food could made you feel better right now. You weren't sure if it was a nightmare or it really happened. The tears wanted to go out again. But a smooth voice interrupted you and you had to stop pitty yourself. "Mac 'n cheese, you have a good taste miss Burr." You turned around and saw a Virginian in a magenta shirt. He was holding his own mac 'n cheese bowl. Tears went away, you shouldn't cry in frot of someone who isn't you or your family. "Yeah, I know. Your taste isn't bad too." You looked into his eyes. "Mr. Jefferson, do you want to join me with your bowl? I really appreciate a company right now." More a distraction than a company. But at that moment the company and the distraction were synonyms. He just smiled and sat next to you. "I think we never had time to know ourselves personally. I'm Thomas." In your mind you added The tank engine, but on the outside you took a morsel of your food. "I'm y/n, y/n Burr." You introduced yourself James Bond style and waited if he gets the reference. "I didn't know that I'm sitting next to an agent of her majesty, the agent 007." You lought. He got it. "Okay, you know the reference, so I can talk with you."

He definitely worked as the distraction. Alexander left your mind, you were thinking only about your food and conversation with Thomas. "Good to know, that I passed the test. Shall we play the question?" "Only when I start. Where is James? I were excited to see him, but he isn't here." James was your friend, maybe the first friend you made at college. "I thought that it should be 'You and getting to know each other' but for you." he winked. "His cousin has a wedding and he is his best man. That wedding is next week, but he went there three days ago. That's my answer, you prepare for my question." he winked, again. Was he flirting with you? It was distraction for sure, but it felt weird. Literally a few hours ago you were an engaged woman, but now you're single. Whatever, you should enjoy your time and don't let Hamilton ruins it. "Which field of education are you studying?" You lifted your eyebrow. He formulated that question unusual way. "I wanted to study chemistry at first, but now I am here studying the history, you?" Easy questions, easy answers, that was good. You felt relaxed. You only wanted to know each other. "The law, I'm in the class with Aaron and James." and Alexander. Why the most people you ever met were lawyers or studying law. "I'm living with lawyers, this could be useful." You thought aloud. You didn't realize that Thomas was sitting nearer than before. "What happened? Why are you living with us now, Aaron don't want to tell me." There it went, you were thinking about him. Part of you wanted to run back to him and passionately kiss your ex spouse. The other part wanted to cause him so much pain, not a physical pain, but mental pain. The mental pain were the worst pain. "Are you okay y/n?" You blinked fast, while swinging your head in the agreement. "You don't have to answer if you don't know." He sounded worried, but he was scared, he didn't know what to do. "I'm gonna give the answer, I need to tell it. It will free my mind, little, but still..." You looked up at him and smiled. "I'm listening, I'm willow, you can say me anything." he assured you. You started, talking about it should satisfied you. "I have... had spouse. His name is Alexander Hamilton, you must know him, he studies law. We were engaged for six months." Inside your head was a voice saying don't cry, don't cry. "I broke up with him today, because he was cheating on me. The whole six months, maybe longer. When I met him, I knew he was mine, he said he was mine, I thought he was mine. But the whole time he was seeing other woman. My heart is in more than a million pieces. I cannot be with him, never again. He can't gain my trust again, I'm not stupid. He will never be the saint." You stopped and your eyes were in the tears. You loved him, you still loved that bastard. All of sudden Thomas hugged you like he was feeling your pain and trying convince pain to go away. "Thank you Thomas. Sorry, I'm a messy mess." "Shh... It's okay, you need to calm down. Remember, whatever you need, call me. After all, we are living in the same house and it makes us a weird kind of family." He made you laughed, but the tears of broken heart were still falling down your face. You stood up. "I need to sleep, I promised Angelica, that I'll go out with her on Saturday and it happend to tomorrow." _________________ "Men are arrogant idiots-." "Angelica, calm down. When Hamilton is a jerk, it doesn't mean all of them are like him." Your best friend, Angelica Schuyler, were the whole affair taking really bad, was it possible to be more mad then you were? Obviously yes. "You should be like me, date girls. We are not penis-thinking Neanderthals." You sighed. "You know that I am not into girls, I told you so many times." Angie smiled brightly and placed your hand in hers. "And if you change your mind you know where to find me." She winked, yesterday Thomas and now Angie. It helped you, in a weird way flirting helped you not thinking. You were convinced to avoid Alexander and to find a man, so he'll be mad. You sent Angelica an air kiss and winked back at her. "I think Ellie would appreciate your address more than me." You were playing the matchmaker. There was a horrified expression on Angie's face for a second. "Let's change the subject. Okay, it's good idea Anglica." She talked to herself. "Y/n, who are going to take to the Blue's charity ball, when Alex is out of the picture? I know it's soon, but you have to go there with someone." You smiled and sipped out of your black coffee. "If we were in the TV show, I would say something like, 'To be continued'. But we are in the real life, so I'm saying. It's going to be a surprise." There was Thomas saying call me whatever you need in your mind. And you were going to use his services.

[gilrael]

A cautionary tale on how to NOT use a condom (and also how to do it correctly)

When I was 18, I heard that a girl from my old school who is two years younger than me got pregnant. At the time, I did not know of the circumstances that led to her getting pregnant at 16. Recently, though, I found out that all the biology teachers at that school now use her story as a cautionary tale on how to NOT use condoms. And I also found out what happened and I feel the need to share this with the world, because goddamnit nobody should ever have to go through that. I will also explain how to properly use a condom at the end of this post. This is all purely educational, so rest assured that there will be no detailed descriptions of sex acts.

Now here we go:

The school I went to only taught until Year 10, meaning that you would graduate with Mittlere Reife (roughly equivalent of British GCSEs) at age 16. It’s tradition to go on a graduation trip with your form and the teachers, and this particular form decided to go to a hotel in Italy for their graduation trip. Amongst them were two couples. And since they thought they wouldn’t be getting any privacy anyway (girls shared rooms with other girls, and boys shared rooms with other boys), they didn’t think to bring condoms on the trip. But there was a forest conveniently located behind the hotel, and one night they thought “Hey, let’s try having sex in that forest!”

Now, I know one of the teachers who went on the trip with them. He also went to Italy with my form when we graduated two years earlier. This dude is chill. If they’d gone up to him and said, “Hey, we need condoms,” he would’ve given them condoms and said something along the lines of “Just don’t let me catch you using them.” If he hadn’t had any condoms with him, he would’ve gone and bought them. These people were above the German age of consent, he wouldn’t have kicked up a fuss.

But that’s not what these people did. No. They found 1 (one) condom somewhere. Couple#1 used the condom, then they turned the condom INSIDE OUT, washed it with water and couple#2 used the condom. Girl#2 got pregnant with the child of guy#1 without ever having cheated on guy#2.

Kudos to them for wanting to practise safe sex, but that’s not how safe sex works. And here’s why:

1) Reusing a condom is a bad idea in general. After using a condom once, there can be microscopic tears in the material, which means that sperm can get through. A reused condom will also not protect you from STIs.

2) Turning it around and washing it is a dumb idea. Just because you can’t see any sperm after washing it with water, doesn’t mean that there’s no sperm on that condom anymore. Otherwise girl#2 wouldn’t have gotten pregnant with guy#1′s baby.

3) Now, even if you don’t turn the condom, sharing a condom with another couple is not a good idea because if they have STIs, there’s a huge chance that you will catch their STIs and that kinda defeats the purpose of using a condom.

With that out of the way, here’s how you use a condom properly:

1) It’s good practice to use condoms for pretty much any sex act you engage in. Yes, that includes oral sex, frotting, fingering and the use of sex toys. The only good reason not to use a condom is when you are fluid bonded with all people involved and everyone has recently been tested for STIs because otherwise you might get an STI or transfer an STI to your partner(s) (here’s a good article on the subject). Obviously, it’s less likely that you will contract certain infections from certain sex acts, but using condoms is a good habit to get into. If you are planning to perform oral on a person with a vagina or you want to do rimming, use dental dams. If you don’t have dental dams, here’s how you cut open a condom to make one.

2) Make sure that it’s not expired. All condom packets have a date stamped on them. Do not use expired condoms. The material can deteriorate over time, which means there might be microscopic tears. Also, if the packet is damaged in any way, don’t use the condom. A lot of people will keep condoms in their wallets, but this can lead to the packet and/or the condom being damaged. If you want to put them somewhere, use an old breath mint case or something similarly sturdy and don’t keep them on your body.

3) Take the condom out of the foil and check which way it rolls down on your fingers.

4) Pinch the tip while you roll it down the actual penis. This will ensure that there is enough space to collect the semen. Roll it down all the way to the base of the penis.

5) Use a kind of lube that is compatible with the condoms you are using. For most condoms, you should use water-based or silicone-based lube. Oil-based lube can damage the condom.

6) Have fun.

7) When you pull out, make sure to hold the condom while you do so, otherwise, it might get stuck inside the person who was penetrated.

8) Tie a knot in it and THROW IT AWAY IN A TRASH BIN AND DON’T REUSE IT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

I’m still kinda baffled that this whole story even happened to be honest. The sex ed I had at school covered almost all of the info I put into this post. I hope this post will keep at least some people from making similar mistakes.

[the-cryptographer]

My tiny yugioh shrine - before and after pics. The Jounouchi figure still up top, holding a chain and ready to shank you with a scapegoat~ But I thought I’d zoom in so we could see my BEAUTIFUL NEW ISHTAR SIBS CLEARFILE INSTEAD~

I thought my shrine was getting a little too shippy. And especially a little too shippy in the absence of Mai. WHERE IS ALL THE KUJAKU MAI MERCHANDISE?! i need it pls, thx. But, anyhow~ I bought the Ishtar clearfile off of auction. And I thought it might be an old one, but on the back is actually a logo for the 20th anniversary of ygo, last year in 2016. And they weren’t even really in the movie, so now I’m wondering maybe there is also the chance of some recent Mai merchandise out there, hmm, so she will properly be represented in my collection >3>

But yeah, this is just by the exit to my room so i can stop by before i leave for the day and, offer coins or pieces of fruit or whatever and pray at my card game based alter, and maybe then Jounouchi’s good luck will rub off on me a little~

...

And there’s also a gore version of the shrine, but I usually keep that picture in the back so visitors don’t think i’m a creep. i guess i’ll put this picture in the front if i ever decide to host ritualistic demon summonings in my room or smthn~

(Both prints are from toxicosis by the way.)

Doujinshi are in another location. And I was only going to talk about my stupid ygo bookshelf shrine thing today, but then my doujin shipment came in and I decided FUCK IT i will brag about my crippling lack of impulse control cool swag all at once if i want to... Under the cut-

@battymarionette

If you remember this one~

tdah~ Basically it seems like a Kaiba Corp has put out a game, some kind of ridiculous fantasy RPG where Atem is some kind of Ron the Death Eater villain and Jou may or may not be the princess or smthn. And Mokuba invites Jounouchi over to play it or playtest it or something of that nature. Which seems like as good a premise as any for this kind of thing. And it’s got all the cute platonic Joukuba vibes which is a plus~

But yeah, Jounouchi goes over to Mokuba’s place, has some kind of fight with Seto, and some kind of conversation with Atem, and Mokuba’s kind of confused or upset about something, and then Jou gets all cute and announces that he and Kaiba are dating~ which i’m pretty sure Seto didn’t want Mokuba knowing about or whatever~

But, see, now I’m making this doujin sound sweet when, to be really blunt, i didn’t like it. At some point Seto slaps Jounouchi across the face for something.

I guess I shouldn’t pass judgement when I can’t even read the moon runes that explain why this has happened, but- no. (I’m trying to articulate. It’s not that I think Jou and Seto are incapable of being violent with one another (jfc how hypocritical would it be of me) but there’s something about the whys and the hows~? in my mind, Seto doesn’t gets hands on with that kind of thing unless it’s landing a measured martial arts blow in self defense, or lashing out from a place of extreme vulnerability - the kind that involves him being five seconds away from curling up in a ball of self-protection. So... Seto being collected and composed and instigating violence on Jounouchi’s triggers all my ‘no’ responses. And I also doubt Jounouchi would take that kind of thing without complaint, unless he was actually raving or spiraling and it was, like, a calm-the-fuck-down slap. I think he would definitely retaliate with shouting and intimidation, if not a physical blow. With Jounouchi it’s a little harder for me to define what would prompt physical violence, partly because i think his idea of what violence is is narrower than mine, and doesn’t include things like grabbing somebody’s jacket collar and shaking them around. But, hmm, I think by the time he’s through canon he doesn’t exactly break out the fistcuffs lightly.)

The point was that this doujin made it to the top of my shit list very fast. And I was concerned because, see, I had been avoiding buying KaiJou (in that order) doujins because most of them kind of do this thing to me and completely miss the glass cannon type of volatile fragility I see as being kind of central to Kaiba’s character. But then I caved and ordered a whole bunch. But, actually, I was pleasantly surprised by the other couple of ones I bought, so maybe the curse has finally lifted~ I liked this one in particular-

But, tbh, it also knew the way into my heart~

The way into my heart is Wheeler siblings :x

@rainstormcolors

First of all, I got POLARIS and it was good!

I don’t know what to share about it other than that because it was mostly porn. But I felt like it was kind of sweet and sentimental and Kaiba and Atem going on silly dates at the beginning with gorgeous background details. Also they sit on the throne together at the end and look very in love teehee~

But, yes, thank you for reccing~ I enjoyed a lot~!

BUT- !!! More importantly this finally came in the mail!

To answer your question, it’s a normal rivalshipping anthology. 112 pages, comics and fic~ Exciting things happen like Yuugi and Kaiba playing twister~

And in another story they’re out travelling and having punishment games of some sort and Yuugi gets a beard painted on his face~

AND HIS MOM OMG!! I love when odd characters cameo in my doujins. I think you can tell~

But, no, I lied- I addition to the anthology I got all this other stuff too~

I don’t know. There’s a set of tiny playing cards you have to disentangle. Some have exciting images.

Notably Jounouchi and Atem are the jokers, heh~

I still haven’t checked out the CD. This is a very rushed post where I don’t attempt to read things carefully or any of that~ But it comes with a manual with a bunch of character avatars - lots of expressions for Yuugi and Kaiba, as well as one avatar each for Jou, Anzu, baby Seto, Kisara, and BEWD. So I think it may be a visual novel of sorts. Undetermined~

So now you’ll know what you’re getting if you decide to order, in theory at least. I’m not sure because I bought this off the author’s BOOTH, so idk if the extra merchandise is limited in any manner or if toranoana only sends part of it(?)

ugh, let’s see.

I also got another anthology- a Yuugi-centric one.

It’s mostly rivalshipping, which I’d expect. rivalshipping is really popular in the jp fandom. but, tbh, i enjoyed the more odd ships more-

Like Juudai/Manjoume/Yuugi... Kaiba walks in on the Kohais basically crushing yuugi with love after this it’s so cute~

And Otogi/Yuugi. Ah~ I love the DDM chapters in the manga and how softly Otogi warms up to Yuugi~

A Duel Monsters themed art book I spent too much on~ I’m ashamed to say I don’t recognise a whole lot of the cards

but you’ll recognise Yubel, perhaps~

or the lady that Y!Bakura crossdresses as ;)

and there were quite a few dark magician girls and blue eyeses.

from another illustration book~

and i found a couple of apprenticeshipping doujins on BOOTH, but none of them wow-ed me really~

although I’ve been thinking a lot recently about how Mana inherited the Ring in manga canon. I feel like there are things to consider here. This picture struck me as a result.

Alright~ And now for my favourites~

OMG! A WHOLE DOUJIN ABOUT MALIK AND HIS SIBLINGS!!! I think this one was a predictable fave. I loved it so, sooo much. I was absolutely filled with quality Malik and Rishid moments.

EVERYONE IS SO CUTE!!

Malik and Rishid go biking and run into Mai which is very !!!

There are vacation photographs~

It looks like Malik tries to feed Ra a revival slime and gets eaten himself. I don’t know. But it was good. I’m so happy~ Ishtar family doujins. My life is complete. not really. i can’t die until i finish my fics.

Okay, but my other fave I didn’t see coming at all.

I don’t ship this! I shouted into the void. But nobody really believed her, not even herself. It’s too late for me. I’m just multiship trash. I will ship anything you put in front of me...

Okay, but the real reason I decided to get this was because of this preview panel. Of course I knew it was puzzlleship. But actually I love Mana and vaseshipping for reals. And this was so cute and the art was so pretty I thought- We might as well check the rest of it out~ (the idea of top!Yuugi didn’t hurt either...)

And then jackels happened~ And this kind of ethereal magic stuff~

There was some confusion I think with the cultural imagery in the doujin. Some of it looked vaguely Indic to my untrained eye but- I don’t know what to say, the art was so gorgeous and detailed.

And the smut was all facials and frot so obviously the doujin artist has my gd number, smh.

And Jou appeared near the end, looking amazing, and Jou is automatically about +50 points for any doujin.

I don’t know what to say. Very nice. Would recommend.

Also- just fyi- I do buy doujins for things that aren’t ygo. pls forgive my focus on my ygo obsession tho.

I’m really glad I stumbled across this in the hetalia tag~

And there’s a picture of Tifa being so bad at games at the golden saucer that Nanaki, who doesn’t even have opposable thumbs, can defeat her in PvP. Beautiful~