#Yes Sasha does get to touch his toe beans
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Look non-apocalypse MonsterJon is just the creature that lives in the Archives that everyone is scared of. No one goes down there, but if you put a request into the box by the door your statement will be in the outbox within 4-5 business days.
Sasha being, queen of no self preservation that she is, going down there to investigate. Jon seeing a new human and just following her through the Archive like a very weird shadow. Sasha finally decides there nothing down here and turns to leave and there’s just a monster behind her. She screams, it screams, and the two are just standing there screaming for a moment before Sasha stops, and actually looks at it.
The creature just staring at her with big sad eyes because he did not mean to scare her Jonah is just very bad at socializing his pet. Sasha deciding that she is going to touch the neck floof if it kills her.
Jonah coming down like an hour later, he was at home okay even he can’t make London traffic disappear, to find Sasha tucked into one of Jon’s extra arms as he shows her his filing system. Sasha has one hand buried in his neck floof because it is so fucking soft while she offers him some tips.
Jonah just sighing and getting the non-disclosure agreement and job transfer forms ready.
Sasha becoming the new archival assistant because the monster in the basement was just like mine now.
#look I think Sasha and monster Jon should be friends#Sasha just wants to pet the floof#monster Jon is very soft#he can be very scary but also he can be very cute#Sasha James my beloved#Jonah just like Jon out her down you can’t keep her#Jon just hissing at him and whining until he gets his way#now he gets a brand new assistant#I think Jon should get more arms#to hold Sasha and the statements#Jon being just the institutes weird monster in the basement#Monster Jon#Yes Sasha does get to touch his toe beans#JS#JE#sort of like this can easily go snippy for either#Jonposting#Jonah sitting in traffic after rushing back to the institute#not that he’s afraid for Sasha’s safety he just knows Jon and Jonah is just like no no pets
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