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Canon Luci vs Vox fight

Okay, I love fanon ships and all (I ship all day everyday), but I find it so funny how much fanon art there is of Lucifer and Vox fighting for Alastor's love when in canon that would literally never happen. Vox wants Al and would definitely square up against the King himself to "win" Alastor's love, but Lucifer has no real canonical interest in Alastor (he doesn't even like him lol). The way their fight would go in canon is Vox getting the wrong idea and demanding Lucifer fight him, saying shit like "you could never love him as much as meeeeeee". Meanwhile, Lucifer is just so not interested in whatever Vox is on about. Luci would just be like "bruh, you can have him, I don't want him, just stop harassing my daughter and her hotel guests". But, Vox wouldn't leave the hotel alone, so Lucifer finally goes out to kick his ass. And of course Luci wouldn't even break a sweat, he'd just be smacking Vox around all while Vox keeps insisting he's fighting for his love and Lucifer is just like "just take him and leave already " getting more frustrated by the minute. It would be so funny omg. And you just KNOW that Angel and Husk would be sitting on the sidelines wolfing down popcorn. LMAO

Vox: "You don't deserve him!"

Lucifer : "How many times do I have to tell you I DON'T WANT HIM!"