#Yay Yuu starts writing again ๐Ÿ™Œ
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yuu-kumeii ยท 1 year ago
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So imagine that the biggest cultural shock to your boyfriend โ€”who keeps forgetting about itโ€” every time he travels out to another country is that some of them just don't have bidets in every restroom.
Which led to you โ€”his wonderful and very responsible spouseโ€” always packing a portable bidet into his luggage the night before he leaves. You've never forgotten a single trip and he's so grateful to you because without it, he's sure to just sit on the porcelain throne waiting for salvation โ€”that never comes so he's always had to begrudgingly take a sheet of toilet paper and hope for the bestโ€”.
He's so very thankful to you that he put this fact in as one of the โ€”manyโ€” reasons he can't live without you during your vows.
And to this day, you still pack a travel bidet for him just in case and he's always happy to tell you that he would not survive without you every time he finds it.
BOKUTO <3333, ATSUMU <333, HINATA <33, KAGEYAMA <3, Sakusa, Oikawa, KUROO, suna (calls you his bidet fairy)
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