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thefantasticfivestros · 3 years ago

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After being shut out for two games straight, and Altuve getting trolled relentlessly about closing his jersey after walking off the Yankees in the 2019 ALCS (they suspected he was cheating by wearing a buzzer under his jersey), the Astros score 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth to rally back from a 7-2 deficit. They hit three doubles and cap it off with a THREE RUN WALKOFF HOME RUN FROM JOSE ALTUVE

And the icing on the cake is that his teammates rip off his jersey to prove to the Yankees that there ain’t no buzzer!! Altuve got the final laugh!

Free eye candy for all! What a way to cap off the first half of the season and head into the All Star Break!

#OH MY GOD HE’S DONE IT AGAIN #THE MADMAN #GET FUCKED YANKEES AND ADMIT THAT ALTUVE IS YOUR DADDY #HE DONT NEED NO BUZZER BITCHES #BEST GAME OF THE SEASON #THEY TRIED TO AVOID FATE BY PUTTING IN GREEN INSTEAD OF CHAPMAN BUT IT DIDNT FUCKING MATTER ALTUVE IS INEVITABLE #THE ASTROS HAVENT COME BACK FROM BEING DOWN 5+ RUNS IN THE NINTH SINCE 1980 #OUR OFFENSE WAS DEAD IN THE WATER ANS HAD ONLY SCORED 1 RUN IN THE LAST THREE GAMES COMBINED #THEY CAME BACK TO LIFE BITCHESSSSS #the trolling this series was relentless both from us and the Yankees #what a hell of a series between two HATED rivals #Yankees hate us forever because we have eliminated them in the playoffs every time they have come up this decade #except in 2018 and 2020 when the Red Sox and rays got em before they could play us #SO JUICY #I LOVE THIS TINY SEXY MAN #seriously though dude is JACKED #hot #jose altuve #houston astros #baseball #astros #mlb #astros baseball #alex bregman #michael brantley #martín maldonado #dusty baker #Yankees

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