#YOUNGER SALEM IS SO FUCKING CUTE BUT GODS IS HE FUCKED IN THE END

[grimbonezz]

[wip] YOUNGER SALEM JUMPSCARE

(he’s so pretty, my little ram— oh how the world wronged you)

[NOTE: HE’S LIKE 16 HERE SO NO GROSS COMMENTS]

[voidsentprinces]

FGO is a mythological fanfic clusterfuck...

Prologue: You are an unassuming man or madam who briefly meets their classmate, Mash. And angers their tsundere superior in Chaldea. An organization made to stop the end of the world. The one guy standing around and dressed like “I am an evil villain”. Turns on Chaldea and all the people suppose to go get blown up before they can embark on their first mission. This explosion sends you flying into Fuyuki with your Tsundere Superior and your classmate turned servant. You are the worst choice to save humanity from the end of the world. But now the only option.

Storyline of Fuyuki: Ah, good to be back in OG Fuyuki. Except everything is one fire, most of humanity is dead, and you have to escort a tsundere superior around while your classmate learns how to be a servant. Everyone is evil except Cu Chulainn who is a wizard and is your drunk uncle here to impart wisdom and snark.

Storyline of Orleans: Jeanne D’Arc comes back as Darth Vader leading an army of other historical villains including Elisabeth Báthory , Dracula, Marie Antonette’s Executioner, the Phantom of the Opera, and Darth Lancelot. You team up with Jedi Master Jeanna D’Arc as well as a younger for some reason dragonkin version of Elisabeth Báthory (just to make thing confusing), Marie Antionette, Motherfuckin’ Mozart, Kiyohime and Sigfried to stop her. Also dragons are everywhere. Darth D’Arc exists because Bluebeard wanted to give her catharsis.

Storyline of Septem: What if Emperor Nero wasn’t completely off his fucking rocker, came back as a fashionable wife, and has to fight previous Roman Emperors to get back Rome? Including a rotund Julius Caesar, an incoherent batshit Caligula, a young Alexander the Great and his hapless future successor who is an adult and just as confused as you, and Romulus. Whose death spawns Attilla the Hun as a space dressed waifu. And just to make their roles in history null and void. You enlist the help of Boudica and Spartcus to aid you. Also Jing Ke and mecha Lu Bu are there too.

Storyline of Okeanos: What if Francis Drake was a big tiddie pirate wife. Alright what if previously to your arrival she 1 v 1′d Poseidon and WON!? Alright now what if after getting her help, you fought Eric Bloodaxe, got trolled by Euryale to re-enact the myth of the Minotaur. But then the Minotaur turned out to be a good boi and joined you. Also Artemis carrying around Orion, Atlanta and David, King of Israel is there. So is Jason and some of the Argonauts but like just Medea and Heracles. Replacing the other Argonauts with Hektor from the Trojan War. Also you have to punch Blackbeard with Mary Read and Anne Bonny.

Story of London: There’s fog every where. You have to join forces with Traitor Knight, Mordred, Doctor Jeckyll, a kid Hans Christian, and Frakenstein’s Bride. Contending with Jack the Ripper, Mephistopheles, Hoienheim, Mecha Babbage, a bunch of Mannequins, and then the Mist of London just sort of summoned Nicoli Tesla and Darth Arthur to fight too. At the very end Tamamo no Mae and Sakata Kintoki arrive just to exit stage left immediately.

Story of E Pluribus Unum: Medb wants to fuck Darth Cu Chulainn but he’s not that interested. So she decides to fuck up Wild West America instead. Making Beowulf the Warden of Alcatrez, Fergus mac Roich the Heavy, and then kidnaps Rama’s Wife before mortally wounding him. Also she has to fight against Lion Headed Mecha Edison, Helena Blavatsky. The two of which are using  Karna, Son of the Sun as the Bouncer. You convince a germ manic Florence Nightingale to aid you, pick up a wounded Rama on the way, as well as Robin Hood, Billy the Kid, young  Elisabeth Báthory again, Geronomo and Nero who is trying to be an actress to fight them all. Also Scathach, Fionn Mac Cumhill and Diarmid are there too. But they just do things at random and Li Shuwen randomly shows up too.

Story of Camelot: What if the entire round table was just a bunch of psychopathic zealots who worthship the ground Arthur walked upon. And then got into a fight with Ozymandius and Nitrocris for the lulls while launching a magical tactical nuclear strike on the entirety of Crusader State Middle East. All the legends of Hassan is trying to stop them but Arash is there too. Tawara Tota is also there to distribute a shit ton of rice. Nothing you do here really matters. But Bedivere shows up to aid in the lackluster ending. Xuanzang Sanzang is also there.

Story of Babylonia: Not Enkidu answers to giant Medusa who is pretending to be Tiamat. Bringing about a massive army of demons and monsters to wipe out humanity in prehistoric Mesopotomia. Leonidas, Ushiwakamaru, and Benkai are doing their best to fight off the hordes. After three Demons go out like bosses before your arrival. Also young Medusa and Merlin are there cause why not? After befriending a woman in a tiger kigarumi, Quetzacoltal, Ishtar, and Ereshikigal. You find out defeating giant Medusa was a ploy to summon the real Tiamat and shit goes down. You eventually drop Tiamat into the Underworld where the First Hassan dewings her after which Ishtar, Ereshikigal, and Gilgamesh work together to defeat her. Ushiwakamaru is captured and comes back as an evil version of herself but with the aid Nekai and Quetzacoltal going out in a blaze of glory you defeat them all.

Story of Saloman: Every servant shows up to fight off Soloman and his Demons, turns out Soloman is the daemon Goetia possessing the corpse of Soloman. And the true Soloman is actually your acting director and base medical doctor. After your classmate sacrifices herself you defeat Goetia and Soloman decides he’s good for now and peaces out taking Goetia down with him and restoring humanity. Bringing your classmate back to life in the process.

But wait THERES MORE! The remaining Demons who survive the Goetia fight decide they’re mad they lost. So create some singularities to air out their grievances. Trapping you and the staff of Chaldea in a time space continuum until you hunt down and take them all out.

Story of Shinjuku: The League of Evil comprising of James Moriarty, Yan Qing, Darth Emiya, the Headless Horseman riding the Spirit of Vengeful Wolves, and the Phantom of the Opera take over 1990s Shinjuku for the fun of it. You have to enlist of the aid of James Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, Darth Jeanne D’Arc, Darth Arthur Pendragon, and Edmond Dantes. Turns out Moriarty that was your ally was actually the true Moriarty and the one leading the League of Evil was the Demon you’re looking for. Summoning the power of all Fictional Detectives you defeat Moriarty. I shit you not.

Story of Agartha: Welcome to the Center of the Earth. Where the vast open plains are ruled by Darth Francis Drake, Penthesilea, and Wu Zetian. You are joined by Astolfo who takes the form of a cute anime girl but retains his gender, Chevalier d’Eon, and a young Fergus. Fighting the Queens and their respective empires with the aid of...sigh, Christopher Columbus. Surprising no one, Columbus turns out to be the true villain and with the aid of Shahrazad and a Demon almost Colony drops the Center of the Earth on top of the actual Earth, Age of Ultron style. But the power of friendship you win. Also Godzilla Heracles is running around.

Story of Shimosa: What if just after or before the Warring States period: Ashiya Doman, Yagyu Munenori, Minamoto no Raiko, Tomoe Gozen, Mochizuki Chiyome, and Shuten Doji showed up to fuck everything up? Including corrupting Hozoin Inshun just to be absolutely asinine? You get the power of a time traveling woman using the legend of Miyamoto Musashi to get into shenanigans. Also obtaining the aid of Fuma Kotaro and occasionally a robotic mecha Kato Danzo. The Demon sort of just appears backing Ashiya Doman.

Story of Salem: The Salem Witch trials but if done like the VVitch in a horror film manner. Not so much about the battles but about the atmosphere. As you, your classmate, Robin Hood, Charles Henri-Sanson, Nezha, Mata Hari, and the witch, Cirice posing as Medea for a few seconds there. Have to pose as a traveling circus of storytellers and entertainers. While the suspicions of the towns people grow darker. Ghouls and spirits begin to haunt the night. There are executions and the Demon turns out to be the one you least expect. The soul of a child is used to open up a gateway for an Outer God and shit goes down.

But wait there is even MORE!

Story of Prologue: You’ve hunted down and killed the demons. And now the world is back to normal. When a new force arrives to take over Chaldea in your stead. One of those new arrivals brings along an army to slaughter Chaldea and activates the end of the world by way of Alien Invasion. You get out of there in the nick of time via a magical meguffin mobile and now have to track down Lostbelts. Each one controlled by a King, a Master who was your former colleague who previously got blown up and now is now revived by the Aliens, and their servant as well. Good fucking luck chuck!

Story of Anatasia: Russia is fucked. Russia is SO FUCKED! That its been stuck in an Ice Age since the reign of Ivan the Terrible. The Russians are forced to use a magic to turn them into anthropamorphic beings and have been surviving barely due to the machanations of Saleri, Ivan the Terrible, Anastasia Romonov, the Master of this Lostbelt, and a particularly sadistic fox woman. With barely anything to go on and running out of fuel. You have to venture out into the eternal Russian Blizzard to get the aid of one of the locals, Avicebron and Darth Atlanta to defeat Anatasia, Ivan, and tear down their cosmic eldritch tree to restore humanity in that sector.

Story of Gotterdammerung: You made it out of Russia and into the Netherlands, where it seems on the cusp of Ragnarok. You are immediately facerolled by Sigurd being possessed by Sutr. Who is under the command of a master there. Enlisting the aid of Napoleon Bonaparte you fight back against Frost Giants, Valkyries, and Sigurd. Also enlisting the aid of Brynhildr to do so. You also have to contend with a girl made up of several goddesses and Scatach taking on the manter of Skadi.

Story of S I N: Out of the frying pan and into the China if it never left or evolved beyond the Qin Dynasty. Except for the Emperor who has become a giant space base, artifical intelligence reaching immortality. After having close calls with mecha centaur Xiang Yu, Qin Langyu, an older Li Shuwen,  Lanling Wang. The Emperor sees you teaching peasants how to read and coloney drops a piece of himself on the village. You send Spartacus to punch to meteor...I shit you not. And with the aid of Mordred, Jing Ke, Red Hare, and Chen Gong. You impress Emperor Qin to come out of his shell and reveal his butterfly god form. Also the Master in this Lostbelt is actually a fucking vampire.

And that’s all I’ve gotten to so far.

[woossexyponytail]

Shadow born, Chapter 7 A date to remember.

Masterlist.

A week had passed since the reborn ritual for San, and I have to be honest, San has been avoiding me for the week, I ending up asking Yunho if he knew anything but said no, as helpful as ever.

It was Friday and I was walking to class with Hongjoon as he asked questions about the ritual, as we got to the door my name was yelled out, turning around I saw Wooyoung running up to me.

"Wooyoung you need to get to class" Hongjoon said glearing at the younger male, Wooyoung sheepishly smiled looking over at me, Hongjoon sighed leaving us alone.

"Is everything alright woo?" I asked as we walked away from the door so no one would hear us, Wooyoung rubbed his neck and looked down at the floor.

"I was wondering if you would want to go on a date with me tomorrow?" He asked I stood there shocked not knowing what to say, he smiled sweetly at me. 'I mean Wooyoung is my friend he is really sweet and kind and annoying and very loud, but ...' I thought to myself.

"Sure, when and where?" I asked smiling at him, Wooyoung stood frozen now it was his turn to be shocked. I giggled at his expression as I put a hand on his shoulder.

"Uh, ye..yeah YEAH!, We could go to a little coffee shop I know or maybe to the cinema? Or maybe-" Wooyoung kept rambling as he obviously didn't think I would say yes. "Wooyoung let's just wait till tomorrow, pick me up at my place alright at one?" I asked, he nodded his head a wide eyed smile.

"See you at lunch!" He yelled as he ran off to his class hoping he won't be late. I walked in to the class and all eyes were on me, I sat down next to Hongjoon a questioning expression on my face. Hongjoon laughed quietly.

"We all heard Wooyoung ask you out, he isn't exactly quite" Hongjoon explained to me, I slapped my forehead against the table as Hongjoon chuckled at my reaction.

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At lunch we all sat down at the main table, as I sat next to Hongjoon and San, Wooyoung was infront of me a huge smile on his face, as he grinned at me.

"So San, Jongho what familiars are you thinking of getting?" I asked them, Jongho looked up mouth full of food, while San eyed me thinking.

"I was thinking about a dog?" Jongho said shoving food back in his mouth, I nodded at him then turned to San waiting for him to answer.

"I was thinking about a turtle and naming it Tiddles" San said the rest of us laughed at the cute name. San grinned as we all started to eat. Though I still felt tension between San and myself, looking over at him San was busy talking to Yeosang and Wooyoung, shaking my head I started talking with Hongjoon.

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School had ended as the group was walking out of school, I looked behind me seeing San talk with Wooyoung, Wooyoung himself looked overjoyed talking with him while San smile didn't reach his eyes.

I turned back to Hongjoon as he was talking with Yeosang and myself, after we walked to the gate Yunho and I walking off waving goodbye to the group.

"So you got a date with Wooyoung tomorrow?" Yunho asked as he chuckled, I sighed not really wanting to know how he knew about that.

"And how do you know?" I finally asked looking over at him, Yunho smirked at me chuckling again, "well Wooyoung is particularly loud, you haven't realised?" Yunho asked laughing.

"Yes I'm starting to realise that now" I said sighing and rubbing my forehead as we carried on walking home.

Getting back auntie was once again in the kitchen, saying hi to her we both made our way upstairs, as I opened my bedroom door changing in to something comfy.

Walking back downstairs Yunho already in the kitchen playing with Salem, I quickly grabbed a snack from the fridge and sitting down at the table munching on my food.

"Oh auntie, guess what? Yn has a date tomorrow, with Wooyoung" he said picking up Salem and hugging him, auntie looked over at me raising a brow.

"Ok I'm leaving" I said getting up from my seat and walking over to the stairs, Yunho grabbed me before I was able to leave, pulling me in to a hug.

"My big sister has a date with someone younger then her!" He yelled laughing, I punched him in the arm as I tried getting out of his embrace. Finally breaking out I walk over to auntie helping her out with the food.

"Yes, if you must known I am going on a date with Wooyoung tomorrow" I told them, auntie looked over at me and asked about San. I shrugged not knowing what to say.

"Ever since the ritual he hasn't spoken to me" I told her, auntie hugged me tightly as she told both Yunho and I to do our homework, we both groaned and walked slowly back upstairs.

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I was upstairs getting ready for my date with Wooyoung, I picked some black skinny jeans and a green crop top, with a jean jacket, my hair was up in a ponytail. I was pretty nervous about this date, why I don't know so I picked up Stolas giving him a hug.

The door bell rang, I put Stolas down on my bed checking quickly in the mirror, I nodded my head and started walking out of my bedroom.

"I'LL GET IT!" Yunho yelled walking to the door, I saw the smirk as my eyes widened, I ran down the stairs trying to get to the door before Yunho, once he saw me Yunho started running as well.

I got to the door the same time as Yunho as we both pushed each other out of the way, I quickly pinched his arm as he flinched away from me, I opened the door revealing Wooyoung standing there smiling at me, a single rose in his hand.

"Hey, I uh got you this" he said shyly passing me the rose, I blush grabbing the rose, thanking him. Yunho came peeking around the door smirking at Wooyoung.

"Hey woo!" Yunho said chuckling at him, Wooyoung blushed at Yunho a smile on his face. I placed the rose in the kitchen and as I walked back Yunho and Wooyoung were talking, about what I didn't know.

"Ok let's go" I said grabbing Wooyoung's hand and dragged him away from the house, hearing Auntie yelling at us to have fun.

Wooyoung giggled at the situation as we both walked down to town both having very noticeable blushes on our faces.

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Wooyoung and I decided to go to the cinema to watch a movie, after grabbing the tickets we made our way to get some food and drinks. Standing in the queue we talked about what to get, some salty popcorn to share and I was going to get cherry coke, while Wooyoung got diet coke.

As we got in are seats both munching on the popcorn are hands knocked in to each other, both blushing I looked away at the screen but felt Wooyoung's eyes on me.

After a few hours after the movie finished Wooyoung asked if I wanted to grab some food, which I agreed too. We made our way out of the cinema, he held out his hands a light blush on his cheeks, I grinned at him then took his hand in mine.

We walked down the street hand in hand looking around and figuring out where to eat. After a while we decided on one of the little coffee shops that had one of the best pastries in town.

As we sat down opposite one another eating some chocolate chip cookies between us, I picked up my Cinnamon cream and marshmallow hot chocolate. My other hand was on the table, Wooyoung grabbed my hand and entwined our fingers together.

I smiled over at him squeezing his hand as we talked for a few more hours, after that Wooyoung paid for our meal. Taking my hand again we walked slowly back to my house.

"I had a nice time yn, and I really like you" Wooyoung said rubbing his neck, I smiled back at him, Wooyoung leaned forward his lips connected with mine, I closed my eyes as I wrapped my arms around his neck pulling him closer, his arms around my waist.

"Thanks for the date, it was fun" I said smiling at him, Wooyoung giggled as he took my hand back in his and walking back to my house.

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As we got to the house Wooyoung kissed me again, "Why don't you come in?" I asked tilting my head to the side raising my eyebrow at him, Wooyoung's eyes winded as a sly smirk replaced his sweet smile.

"Oh, that sounds fun" he giggled, he grabbed my waist dragging me with him as we entered the house. Hopefully auntie will be ok with Wooyoung sleeping over. We sneak to my room without being seen by Yunho, god knows what he would say.

Closing the door and locking it Wooyoung turned me around as we quickly started taking off our clothing and throwing it on the floor. We were both now in just underwear.

I pushed Wooyoung on my bed, him now sitting down looking up at me with hunger in his eyes, I walked over to him pulling myself on top of him and straddling him just above his hips, my hands on his shoulders for support as I leaned forward pressing my lips against his.

Feeling his dick already hard and twitching against my inner thigh, After a few moments of breathless kissing my hands ran up and down his chest, Wooyoung's hands grabbing at my ass and squeezing pulling me closer, he then picked me up and my legs wrapped around him as he layed me down on my bed, taking off my bra and throwing it behind him.

His hands immediately on my breasts squeezing them, he licked at my left as I moaned pulling his head close to me and my nails digging in to his scalp.

Wooyoung took off his underwear he twitches a bit when I took his dick in my hand and begin to stroke the length of it, precum starts coming out, he moved my underwear out the way but keeping it on, looking down at me I could feel his dick at my entrance.

He leaned over my body to get right next to my ear. "How bad do you want it?" He asked, I just nodded frantically with want, and then he pushed himself inside of me.

His lips found mine as I kiss him back, and my heart beats faster and faster as he pulls away and kisses down my neck, probably leaving marks.

I nodded my head for him to move and he did slowly in and out, I pulled him close telling him to go faster as he then picked up the pace hitting in to me hard, my mouth found his shoulder as I bit down to keep myself from screaming.

"Fuck, your so beautiful" Wooyoung grunted grabbing at the side of my leg and wrapping it around his waist. My hands on his back as my nails digging in to his skin again. His lips found mine once more as he started biting down feeling some blood dripping down.

"Fuck, I'm cumming" Wooyoung grunted again, I could feel myself close too but I couldn't say anything, one of Wooyoung's hands placed itself between my legs rubbing me as I started to cum.

And with that so did Wooyoung as he came in to me feeling his hot seed fill me up, Wooyoung collapsed on top of me his head laying on my shoulder. We layed staying quiet as we catched our breaths.

Wooyoung slowly pulled out of me I looked down watching him push his cum back in to me and placing my underwear over, I looked up at him as he smiled sheepishly about what he did, he came closer as we kissed again.

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Waking up the next morning I felt arms around my waist, looking over Wooyoung was still fast asleep, I turned over facing him, Wooyoung opened his eyes looking over at me smiling, I smiled back as I giggled.

"Is this real?, did we really go on a date yesterday?" He asked, I rolled my eyes at him and kissed his lips. He leaned forward kissing me again. Just then the door opened revealing Yunho.

"Get up you two auntie made breakfast!" He yelled, I rolled my eyes once again throwing a pillow at him as he quickly closed the door laughing.

"I guess that means we have to get up now right? Wait wasn't the door locked?" He asked laying on me and putting his head in my neck, just then there was a meow as Stolas jumped up on to the bed.

"Magic remember, That is are que to get up" I laughed getting out of bed, Wooyoung quickly grabbed me pulling me back, falling back on the bed I looked over at him.

"Thanks for letting me stay" he said kissing me, I chuckled as I leaned in to the kiss, "Don't thank me, thank my auntie" I told him giggling again.

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Sitting down at the table auntie placed the food down on the table, Wooyoung sat next to me and opposite Yunho, Wooyoung thanked auntie for the breakfast as we ate in silence, Yunho then got a text, picking it up he looked at the message.

"Oh San just text me, Wooyoung your not answering your phone" Yunho said looking over at him, Wooyoung shrugged telling him that he'll talk to San later. My stomach turned feeling nervous, 'what if San found out?' I shock my head clearing that thought.

Breakfast thankfully went a bit normal after as we finished up, and helpped auntie with the dishes. Wooyoung quickly got dressed first. Wooyoung kissed my lips and left saying bye to Yunho and auntie as he walked out the door.

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I was sitting in my room at my desk writing down notes for my homework, just then my phone pinged with a text message, picking it up It was from San asking to meet him later and to have a serious talk with him about his powers.

I agreed to meeting him in a few hours, he said he'd come to the house and we can go somewhere quite, I put my phone down going back to my notebook.

"Did you just get a text from San?" Yunho asked standing by my door, I nodded carring on writing, "So is it a date?" He asked I looked over at Yunho glearing at him.

"No it's not" I said sternly to him, Yunho nodded at that. "Right right, your dating woo now right?" He asked smirking at me again, I slammed my pen down on the desk.

"I don't know Wooyoung hasn't said anything about dating, now will you please leave me in peace so I can get this done?" I asked glearing, Yunho raised his hands up in surrender walking out.

'This is going to be difficult' I thought hitting my head against the desk, not really knowing what to feel about meeting San, I like Wooyoung but I've got feeling for San too, but then I think straight back to Seonghwa. Damn life is hard.

[miki-13]

RWBY Volume 6 episode 7: The Grimm Reaper Liveblog

“- CAN YOU FEEL THE HYPE I CAN FEEL THE HYPE 

- Also clever word play there XD

- The same grumpy dude from the Camp Camp episode. Go away.

- Genlock trailer.

- Opening is opening- and those twenty-five seconds before felt a lot longer than it should have.

- The clip from the preview- Cinder and Neo probably got in the same way Ciner got out: through the fault in the cliffside. And no one would think anyone could get inside or are too busy with repairs.

- Loophole abuse- after all, Neo isn’t bound to Salem like Cinder and Cinder convincing her to kill Ruby would mean she wouldn’t get in trouble. Clever.

- Geez, Neo is tiny.

- And Neo accepts Cinder’s bargain. I have a feeling what the writers said about Neo doing something the fans hated is going to happen soon.

 ... Neo’s gonna kill Maria isn’t she. She’ll try to kill Ruby and Maria’s gonna shield her- because Qrow still has character development to go through.

- I’ve already seen the clip of young! Maria fighting but it’s still so stupidly badass 8D

- So are cloaks and hoods a SEW thing? It’s so friggin’ cool.

- OH DAMN GIRL SHE VAPORIZED IT

- Wait no, she turned it to stone. SHATTER THAT FUCK, GIRL

- Oh it disintegrated. Well, it was mid-flight, that’s fair.

- And who might these douchbags be?

- That is a cool faunus design- my first guess is shark, then lizard. Mainly because of the teeth.

- “You’re the Grimm Reaper.” Unsmile of epic proportions and name drop- but what’s with the clock?

- “And these are the last sixty seconds of your life.” Okay, that’d be more badass if I didn’t have a clear idea of who’s gonna win.

- THIS FIGHT SCENE LOOKS SO COOL

- DOUBLE-ENDED SCYTHE SO COOL BUT IT’D BE SO IMPRACTICAL IRL

- Whoa, she bit it clean in half! And knocked her mask off. Uh oh.

- OH. OH SHIT. 

- Three guesses who this master is and the first two don’t count.

- “A fighter to the end.” Damn right she is! I did not see that coming.

- She must have really been a big deal if Qrow’s impressed and in awe.

- Okay, WOW. Qrow based Harbringer off of Maria’s sickles? You’ve got it made.

- “Well I’m nothing but a disappointment, so you’re probably well on your way.” Ouch. 

- “You shouldn’t aspire to be like me.” Oh...

- “Well, maybe you can do something now. Teach me to use my powers the way you did.” MENTOR MENTOR MENTOR

- Jaune call!

- Nice acoustic of the opening, great scenery and they FINALLY made it to Argus!

- But where did the snow go? Right, by they’re by a coastline.

- Those walls are giving me Attack on Titan vibes.

- “CUTE BOY OZ!” Hello Nora.

- GLOMP

- Ren-Yang hug! Blake-Jaune hug! Ruby- Jaune held gaze and hug! 

- “Hey. I promised, didn’t I?” Oh my heart

- Argus is a really cool city. And it’s impressive they’ve been thriving enough to be the biggest city that’s not a capitol, especially with the Grimm. The walls might help with that.

- The culture behind it is even cooler- showcasing Mistral and Atlas working together to make something that people can live and thrive in. Like a melting pot of each country’s best attributes.

- OH MY GOSH THEY’VE BEEN STAYING WITH JAUNE’S FAMILY

- “I AM NOT A BABY! THAT IS A BABY!” As an elder sibling, I can attest your younger siblings will always be babies in your eyes.

- THAT POUT XD

- Weiss and Yang both cooing over the baby also understandable- they probably did the same with Ruby and Whitley (before he became an ass)

- AHAHAHA THAT PICTURE XD As someone who has about the same number of siblings, I can relate. Also Jaune’s “Help” sign.

- “Aw, you didn’t deny it~” Sibling flailing- I can also relate XD

- “Everyone, this is my wife Terracotta!” OH MY GOD YES PERFECT THIS IS SO FRIGGIN’ PERFECT

- Terracotta brings up a good point- none of RWBY or JN_R have even finished their first year at Beacon, but they’re doing Hunstmen stuff for a while now.

- “Extended training mission.” Good save, also not inaccurate. 

- Right, I forgot Qrow was a professor at Signal- also I can’t tell if he’s laying it on too thick or is being honest right now. 

- “Well, not better than me specifically.” I’ll go with both for now- also Ruby squeeing over food is adorable XD

- Oh, I’m so glad everyone’s in a better mood now. After all the stress of the last six episodes, it’s wonderfully cathartic to see everyone taking it easy.

- Ruby om-nom’ing will never not be funny or cute.

- “Come on, it couldn’t be that bad.” Yang, it can always be that bad. Also famous last words.

- Cue the Gilligan Cut!

- Aw, it’s already the end? Oh well.