#YOU WERE SO CONSISTENT WITH JIGEN IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY MAN

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HAPPY MINJUN JIGEN DAAAAYYYYY AAUUUUUUYYY

happy minjig day <3

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For a prompt, hows about I'm a rookie cop on Zenigata's task force and the Lupin gang (+Fujiko) need to jump and replace me and a few colleagues for our uniforms to flip the script on a sting operation? Bonus points for some Lupin and Zenigata flirting!

I concentrated a bit more on the flirting because I really love to write Lupin and Zenigata in their “work relationship”.

Your first mission! And it already promised to be the best of your life! Just a few weeks ago your boss had given you permission to join the task force around the famous Inspector Zenigata and here you were, ready to arrest Lupin the third.

The team consisted of 4 specialists plus Zenigata’s assistant and the Inspector himself. You were “just” a technician but your boss had to admit you were the best in your branch of work. That’s why he had let you go to Interpol to help the colleagues there. A sniper, one medic and a close combat specialist completed your small team. You had trained with them and would know if anyone should pose as them, as Lupin often did. This time he wouldn’t stand a chance with his schemes and dirty tricks. You would arrest him!!

Outside everyone was ready to go and you checked the equipment for the last time before you would hand everyone their headsets and tell them what frequency you would use. This wasn’t the time for any mistakes, you knew.

“You really know your stuff.”

You looked up and grinned as you watched Zenigata look at all the cables and microphones with a confused gaze.

“Sure, Sir. This time, we will have a real chance,” you answered and got up to take a cable from him and give him his part of the equipment.

“Your team is pretty good, I heard,” he tried to begin a conversation.

You hummed as an answer, helping him with the headset and the cables of it.

“No chance to replace just one of them.”

You looked at him. Something was off.

Zenigata smiled at you and took your hand into his. His grip was strong, but weak around the fingers.

“I heard you are immune to many poisons.”

Your fist shot up, but the man seemed to have superhuman reflexes, grabbing your fist and yanking it down quite hard, making you furious.

A kick to his shin landed and he grunted in pain, grabbing you with both hands and pushing you against a wall.

“One more move and I’ll scream,” you threatened and massaged your hurting wrist.

The Inspector held up his hands and grinned.

“I would love to hear you scream my name. But now is hardly the time, right? It was a pain in the ass to actually find a good anaesthetic that would work with you.”

You nodded. That was one of the reasons the police had been so interested in…. you shook your head. Something wasn’t right. Why were there two of Zenigata?!

“Sleep tight, cutie.”

You wanted to shout a warning into the headset to your team members but your muscles didn’t work anymore. When had he drugged you?!

“Aaaah, you are quite the curious one, aren’t you?” The Inspector held you upright and held out his hand close to your face. You could make out a small needle implanted in the thumb.

“It’s hard not to inject it in yourself if you need to make a fist. I went through all this just for you.”

You wanted to scream. How could he… your thoughts finally collapsed like your body, leaving you in a blank state. You could feel how he undressed you with gentle movements, laid you on the floor, rolled you under the command console and threw something soft on you. How could he dare?! The last thing your brain registered was something being placed on your head.

 ~~~~~

“Are we ready?”

The rookie nodded and gave the Inspector a small smile.

“Ready when you are, Sir!”

Zenigata had to smile back at them. Still so young and motivated. It must be a great feeling to be promoted to serve under him in the most important mission of the century. Today would be Lupin’s last day in freedom and by the end of the night they would have him caught and properly arrested.

“Everyone in position!” he ordered and stopped the rookie with a gesture.

“You stay here. I can’t have you hurt on your first real mission, right?”

They were cute when they blushed… he shook his head. How could he think that?! Now?! About a colleague?!

“Thank you for protecting me, Sir,” they told him in a small shy voice.

How could someone be so cute?! He cleared his throat and nodded.

“Not a problem. No need to be anxious. We will go according to plan and everything will work out,” he said, posing a bit for them. This rookie seemed to look at him like a courageous protector and he would not disappoint them.

“I won’t. I promise. With the Inspector by my side, nothing can go wrong.”

He had to bite his tongue in order not to grin. All he had to do was to wait for Lupin to show up and not get too distracted by this cute rookie adoring him.

 ~~~~

“Sniper One, status?”

“In position, clear sight on target. No movement up here.”

“Medic?”

“In position, injections to put Lupin to sleep are ready!”

The rookie grinned at Zenigata and watched the plan more closely.

“Hunter?”

“In position. No movements in the hallways.”

“Yata?”

“I’m here. Uhm… In position! No movements here.”

“Where are you, Yata?”

The Inspector leaned down over the rookie and pointed on the plan to show them Yata’s designated position out side the museum.

“Uhm… at the fir trees on the north side.”

“You should be at the west entrance.”

The assistant seemed unsure how to answer and Zenigata grinned and patted the rookie on the head. Everything went smoothly and they seemed to have their team fully under control. As for Yata? Well, he was Yata.

 ~~~~

“I will go for a round.”

The rookie looked up.

“Don’t leave me!” they pleaded and blushed before holding their hands in front  of their mouth, blinking at the Inspector.

Zenigata laughed and held out a hand to them.

“Join me, then,” he offered and let out a short breath of happiness when they took his hand with a smile.

Together they began walking around the museum and the most possible ways of Lupin to enter in order to steal the diamond.

“I really admire you, Inspector. My boss always calls you stupid and stubborn, but you really are handsome and hardworking.”

He grinned at this compliment.

“Well, thank you.”

The rookie took his arm and cuddled closer to him as a sound was heard. Their headsets came to live.

“Sniper One here, it was a bird. A fuckin’ bird just flew against the window up here.”

The two of them had to laugh until the Inspector frowned.

“Sniper One, repeat that,” he ordered, a strange feeling in his guts.

“It was a bird, Sir.”

His face grew stony. Something wasn’t right. He looked to the rookie.

“Didn’t he have an accent right now?”

The rookie smiled and shook their head.

“No, Sir. I haven’t heard an accent. But the sound really scared me,” they admitted with a blushed face and sheepish smile.

“You really should learn to live with surprises,” he advised them wisely.

“Surprise?” The rookie came closer.

“Yes…” he didn’t came far in his explanation as they ad grabbed his collar and pulled him in for a kiss.

His eyes closed as his lips touched theirs. He would lie if he said he didn’t want it.

“We should…,” he began, and the rookie nodded.

“We shouldn’t do it here,” they added and pulled him into a broom closet, kissing him again.

Their lips were soft on his. Their hands on his body were gentle and a bit more daring than he was.

Handcuffs clicked.

“Really? They are….” The rookie looked a their badge and frowned. “Pops, this officer could be your kid.”

He let out a huff. He wouldn’t get loud. He wouldn’t scream at Lupin who was tearing off his mask. He would free himself in a calm manner and kill this stupid thief with his bare hands.

“Ah, and your team? Mine.” Lupin tapped the headset.

“Ready, guys?”

Zenigata could hear their confirmations over the headset and looked at Lupin. He still had a trump card up his sleeve.

“Why the kiss?” he asked.

A blush appeared and vanished in a span of a few seconds on Lupin’s face.

“To distract you.”

“With tongue?”

The younger man huffed and began to laugh. “To keep the façade,” he told Zenigata.

“And the boner?” The pants of the rookie were too big on the thin Lupin but Zenigata had felt it more than clearly.

“A flash light!”

“Show me.”

Instead of a flash light, Lupin showed him the middle finger and sticked out his tongue before he closed the door and locked it.

“You know that your headset is still sending?”

“Shut up, Jigen.”

“You really have the hots for him?”

“Shut up!”

“A true man should stand to his feelings. I won’t look at you different because you like a man.”

“What about me, Lupin?! Don’t you love me?!”

Someone laughed. Zenigata could still hear the conversation through their headsets.

 ~~~~

You opened your eyes as someone shook your shoulders.

“Wake up.”

At first you saw shoes and knees, then a face. When you wanted to get up, you hit your head on the console you were laying under.

“What happened?” you asked, still feeling the drugs in your system.

“This.”

You crawled from under the console and sat down with a throbbing head before you reached for the card your colleague was holding out for you.

 I will steal your loved one. Lupin the 3rd

 You blushed a bit, realizing what he could have meant. Your colleague shook his head.

“We all got the same message.”

Did you hallucinate or did he really blush? You knew he liked men. And you knew you two had one time discussed the honour and “other” positive things about working together with Zenigata.

“Rumor has it he kissed the Inspector.”

You laughed and shook your head before thinking about the situation. He had used your clothes. YOUR IDENTITY!!

“This could’ve been your chance, Rookie.” Your colleague patted your head, leaving you with spare clothes he had brought you.

You blushed from embarrassment but also made up your mind. You would arrest Lupin one day! He would pay for stealing a kiss from your… no! No, you wouldn’t admit you liked your superior. There was nothing between you but professionalism. Nothing!! You could feel the heat in the tips of your ears as you shook your head. One day he would pay!