#YOU CANNOTTTT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[the-trashrat]

So y'all really finna sleep on Toshinko?? Guess I'm gonna make some headcanons to cope.

They're like Overton and Synclaire from Living Single and they make pet names out of anything. "My little cinnamon apple," or "my manly macintosh." Or something as corny as that.

You cannotttt tell me Toshinori didn't start hearing Brick House by the Commodores when he first saw Inko.

She find's his lack of finesse cute.

Izuku is happy for them, but he wishes his mother would stop calling his mentor Big Daddy in front of him.

I feel like All Might can finesse and sweet talk but Toshinori's just really shy and uncoordinated around women.

Nah but it's really easy to get him embarrassed,, I feel like we as a fandom have established that 💀

Toshi loves love loves her curves. He likes how different they look compared to each other.

I feel like Inko would be insecure in herself from her shrinking, and weight gain, and missing husband, and her son going away for school. And Toshinori losing Nighteye, Nana, his only "family" is in America, I think these two lonely mfs were destined to be together.

Y'all already know Toshinori would hype tf out of Inko over literally everything. ("Ommmmggg look @ you,, you're so damn beautiful baby 😩")

Inko is just really sweet on him. She wants to stay angry at him for doing things like forgetting to eat or take certain medication but how can she stay mad at him??

Toshinori is the same way except materialistically. He just brings her little gifts allll the time and the price range is all over the damn place; rolex one day, cute, cheap lil pencils the next. She always tells him to return the expensive gifts though unless it's a special occasion.

Inko's just so soft and small and?? He just loves picking her up and hugging her 😭

Also also belly kisses?? Are you kidding me??? Best kind of kisses between them

Toshinori is verrrry much into roleplay

Inko's not fond of the press because they always ridicule her,, which then gets Toshinori upset because no one talks about his woman.

Just like... What if Toshinori learned how to play the piano in his free time when he's not pro-hero-ing? He just plays for Inko and sings very, very badly.

Inko on the other hand can sing pretty decently so she sings while he plays. (I imagine Inko's singing voice is comparable to Cass Elliot)

Inko is kinda feisty and it may or may not turn Toshinori on occasionally.

This is more of an AU, but, They used to be friends in highschool and when Inko sees Toshi again after 30 something years, she just smiles at him fondly and says, "you look like shit." And they just laugh.

Toshinori cannot cook 💀 he'll try to make dinner once in awhile, it goes a lil something like this:

Toshinori: "baby, you don't like my cooking? :("

Inko: "I love you Toshinori but, your cooking ain't worth a damn."

But that's OKAY because Inko can cook and she still loves him despite his horrendous cooking skills.

When they first started meeting weekly to talk abt Izuku, Inko would occasionally call him "sweetheart" and he wanted to Marry her eye single time she called him that.

Since Inko can and will call Toshinori/All Might Big Daddy in public, All Might calls her mama. I just think that's really cute. It's like when johnny bravo says "hey there sexy mama"

Inko's name on his contacts is 'wifey❤️💍'

Toshinori's name on her contacts is 'hubby💛' but the contact name to All Might's phone when he's @ work is 'daddy😈' (SHE A FREAK LOWKEY 😭😭)

Toshi is realllllly ticklish so you already know ws.

Inko's not as ticklish as him but hey, she still is.

You wouldn't expect it but Inko can and will fight. Toshinori learned quickly she can very much handle herself. ("Nah baby I got this 🥰🥰 KEEP YA COMMENTS TO YA SELF BEFORE YOU GET DEALT WITH 😡"

Omg I was thinking abt 'everyone hates Chris' and how rochelle would say "I don't need this! My man got two jobs!" When she'd get fed up, and Instead, Inko would say "I don't need this! My man is the symbol of peace!" Or "the number one hero of Japan!" 😂😂

Inko is past the need to be jealous. She knows that if Toshinori wanted someone else he'd tell her.

Toshinori on the other hand, is pretty damn jealous. He knows Inko's fine asl and that she has plenty of other options better than himself (even though Inko has told him before he's all the man she needs)

But at the same time he loves showing Inko off in her little black dresses or other much revealing attire whenever he gets the chance.

Even when Inko's in her regular outfits he shows her tf OFF like, "omg YES that's my WIFE and she's ANGELIC"

The idea of a tired Toshinori waking up and kissing Inko to then call her "babygirl" is VERY appealing 😳

Their "song" is "darlin'" by the Beach Boys

After a long day of teaching and dealing with surprise villain attacks, Toshinori just walks through the door, kicks off his shoes, lays down on top of Inko on the couch and buries his face in her boobs while she strokes his hair (The highlight of his day,, he's cried a couple of times at the idea he now has someone to go home to.)