#YOU ABSOLUTELY DO SHDJKLSS

[saltpepperbeard]

absolutely adore it when an ofmd post breaks out of containment and i see tags like "i don't go here but the vibe looks immaculate" or "i don't go here but i want to" or "i don't go here but the gender is incredible."

like it just makes me sit here and stare at my activity like

[saltpepperbeard]

How about: Hurt/comfort. Enemies to lovers (and Friends to lovers). Only one bed. ✌

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Me being like "HEEHEEHEE WHO WILL FIND THE KEY :3c" in my tags only for Marlena to roll up with a Triple Critical Hit. LIIIIIKKKE LMAO-

Hurt/Comfort is one of my favorites, if not my absolute favorite. It's one of my favorite things to read, and one of my favorite things to write. I think I'm just a fan of taking characters who have been through a lot, and giving them the opportunity to feel safe, to breathe, to have someone there who actually understands. Does that say something about my psyche? mmMMmmmMMM 🚶 JSKDLLHSLK. But yeah so-

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it. (And would honestly give it an A+ lbr)

Enemies to Lovers is lovely, but I feel like all my ships have never really fallen into that category? I DO love the concept though, especially the classic "They 'hate' each other until one of them gets hurt and the other whips out the 'who did this to you.'" LIKE SHDJKLSS YAAAAAA IDK HOW CLICHE IT IS I ADORE IT. But because it's a little less familiar, I'm going to give it-

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

FRIENDS TO LOVERS ON THE OTHERHAAAAND L M A O...Probably another top contender. And again, does that say something about my psyche? Or my demisexuality? OR BOTH??? PROBABLY HSDJKLS. But man, the foundation of trust and happiness and comfort being right there, only to beautifully transition into a different type of love? Especially if the feelings have been simmering for a bit?

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

And you know what, for as popular as the One Bed trope is, I haven't encountered it as often as I'd think! But the premise is everything (AND GENTLEBEARD MIGHT HAVE FALLEN INTO THAT WITH THERE BEING ONLY ONE BED IN THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS WHICH MAKES ME FOAM AT THE MOUTH TO THINK ABOUT HSDJKLS. COUCH? WHAT COUCH). So I say it falls between an A and a B for me!

A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.

B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.

Give me a fanfic trope and I'll grade it!