#YOOO FIRST DOLPHIN!!!

[hellsitegenetics]

Hi, This is sooo so very cool, I’m in the middle of my final exams right now and every so often I forget why I love biology, and chemistry and then I think dammit I should have just picked languages as my high level courses. But whenever I see your blog, I am reminded of why I want to study biochemistry. It’s just so insanely cool. Anyways, you don’t have to answer, but I just wanted to let you know. Many thanks!!!!

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[patchdotexe]

i own the nid pc port and i am still in the process of a-ranking all stages (and thus, getting all the endings and 100%) for it ajwkwjskwjsjwjwjs nid is hard!

i also physically own nights journey of dreams for the real physical wii but i installed dolphin for the sole purpose of playing njod with a gamepad (and hd textures… and a 60fps hack…) i've completely 100%-ed the game! all a-ranks, all dream drops, all endings… did you get stuck on one of helen's bosses? because all of helen's bosses were the ones that confused me at first ajwjsjsjsjd i had to look up a guide for each of them

if you do decide to give njod another go, i suggest emulating it, as emulation provides you with a lot of features that would make the game more accessible (slowing down the game, save states, rebinding buttons, etc)

outside of the gameplay i love the games' stories and aesthetics and symbolism and i could probably have a good day just picking random things from nights stages and flipping to the entries for it in my numerous dream symbolism books and going ":O"

THERE'S A PC PORT??? YOOO NICE <- somehow completely unaware of ports 70% of the time

--AH IT WAS FDUCKING . CHAMELAN. will's boss with the cards. we couldnt figure out how to find him and got frustrated and now im looking at the wiki and going "Ah. So It's Like That, Huh". i also remember consistently getting like, the lowest or second to lowest ranking each time lmao

ill keep emulating it in mind! most of the reason i was able to get through the final visions of klonoa wii was through savestates so i am eternally grateful for that invention. also we're overall better at videogames now so even though itll probably still be a challenge for us it should be Doable with accessibility stuff

I LOVE THE STORIES AND AESTHETICS SO MUCH we never got super deep into dream symbolism, surprisingly, despite ica's fascination with lucid dreaming and NiGHTS and klonoa and yume nikki and etc. but, god, everything about NiGHTS is so charming. games of all time. i dont think ica's artwork survived but im pretty sure it existed at some point

[daeguzen]

Tagged by - @pastelsicheng

This was very interesting. I don't have many biases either only 1. I included NCT DREAM and a few rappers that are really cool. OOHYO has such a pretty voice like I only heard 2 songs so far and it's gorgeous. And Minwoo is from the first kpop band I fell in love with but they disbanded. The band was called Boyfriend. 😁 I laughed while doing this.

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Parent - Doyoung. (makes sense lol. Doyoung, the type of parent to cuss at his kids for not doing things right LOL i’m kidding but his sense of humor is beautiful)

Sibling - Colde. (🤔 if we related can he pass down some talent to me? 😔)

Grandpa - Zico. (oof- grandpa zico sharing his music from "back in his day" 🤣💕)

Haunts you - Suga. (IM- hes gonna rap daechitwa in my ear)

Significant other - OOHYO. (I uh- well at least I get to hear heavenly vocals and get hugs)

Ex - Jaemin. (This one hurt bcuz I love jaemin but..ex's get back together sometimes right 🥺RIGHT)

Best friend - Jae. (Jae from Day6? I accept this wholeheartedly)

Proposed to you - Renjun. (🤯🤯🤯you never truly know an artist cuz their in front of a camera all the time but if what I've seen is true I feel like Renjun would make a wonderful husband. A little quirky too with his aliens and very artistic with his art work🥰)

Your boss - Penomeco. (Yooo I wouldn't mind. He makes amazing songs and I bet he'd have a fridge of coca cola for the employees)

Random person you met at the bar - Jungwoo. (okay but although he seems like a soft human we know his humor is out of this world. The world will tremble before Jungwoo because he's such a king and I love him and his cute little Tom and Jerry cat walk)

Rival - Jisung. (Okay bet it's gonna be in gaming. I will fight this boy but he'd win cuz he's better than me. I wish I could rival him in dance tho cuz that would mean that I could dance LOL)

First kiss - Jeno. (🤯🤯🤯 oh boy oh boy. Jeno? When I see the way dreamies are I feel like they are such teenage boys even tho they are very grown. I get this vibe from Jeno but hey maybe we'd be archery buddies)

Drunk & singing karoake - Minwoo. (OOO? YES!YESS!)

Played 7 min. in heaven - Chenle. (uuhm I beg to disagree. I love Chenle and his dolphin laugh and big head, he’s always mentioning this and it’s hilarious, but he's baby to me. Always baby. No matter how handsome he may look in magazines. I'd prefer a more innocent kind of game ya know. Like a puzzle...piece ahem)

Gave you your favorite dessert - Haechan. (🥺🥺🥺💚💚💚 this boy. He was sun kissed by Apollo and gifted the talent of his heavenly vocals and fluid way of dancing. This boy shows up with Tiramisu in his hands and you bet I'm spoiling him too)

[askthetotallynotsquad]

if rich and Jeremy won't have a fun and chill hangout can Brooke and Michael have a fun and chill hangout??

Jeremy: well I’m sorry I don’t want to get shipped with HIM-

Brooke: oooo okay!

Michael: brookeeee we can watch hallmark

Brooke: of course!

Rich: okay I'll leave now but Jeremy I'm low-key offended

Michael: Brooke lets go to my epic house

Brooke: I’ve never been to your house! This should be fun!!

Michael: my mothers will be very excited I’m finally bringing a girl over

Brooke: oooo! I’d love to meet them!

Michael: you should be very scared

Brooke: well I bet they’re very nice

Michael: they’re too nice

-when they get to Michael’s house??-

Brooke: *walks in* ooooo it’s very pretty!

Michael: mOMS I HAVE A FRIEND OVER

Michael’s mom pt. 1: is it jeremy again?

Michael: no mom it’s not jeremy again

Brooke: it’s an actual girl!

Michael’s mom pt. 1: wAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY? AND DATING JEREMY?

Michael: mom I swear to god it’s my friend Brooke

Brooke: and I’m lesbian!-

Michael: ok we’re gonna go like- watch a movie? in my room? bye mother *wwwalks to the basement door*

Brooke: your room is H U G E!

Michael: yeah- the only other person who’s ever been in my room has been jeremy and my moms- and that’s it- so you’re speciallll?

Brooke: ooooo! So, what movie do you want to watchhhh?

Michael: uh- I dunno- what movies are you into

Brooke: hmmmmmm I like love stories- but I like horror too! But anything works!

Michael: yooo what about hairspray

Brooke: oh yes! I’m so down to watch that- only!, if we can sing

Michael: of course what kind of weirdo wouldn’t

-in the middle of the movie-

Brooke: *is singing and dancing to Mama I’m a big girl now*

Michael: cAST BROOKE AS EVERYONE IN HAIRSPRAY

Brooke: *actually dying of laughter*

Michael: wOO

Brooke: where’s your bathroom *still laughing* I might pee myself!

Michael: shoot don’t do that that’s groSS

Brooke: well where’s your bathroom? *laughing ha*

Michael: up the stairs- the door is like- next to the kitchen table

Brooke: okay! I’ll be right back! *runs upstairs and accidentally bumps in the Michael’s mom pt.1* oh my gosh I’m so sorry!

Michael’s mom pt. 1: sooo... are you dating my son?

Brooke: oh! Nononono

Michael’s mom pt. 1: are you sure? I hear a lot of noise coming from down there

Brooke: *almost laughs* I was singing from the movie we were watching- and besides and respect all facts that he is dating Jeremy

Michael’s mom pt. 1: that’s what I said to my boyfriend in high school when actually I was gay and cheating on him with a girl

Brooke: o-oh- well I’m not dating your son, he is very nice tho

Michael’s mom pt. 1: hmmmm.. *shuffles away*

Brooke: okay then- *uses the bathroom and walks back to the Michael’s room and sits next to him* your mom thinks we’re dating-

Michael: *the movie ended so now he’s playing epic™️ video games* but I’m dating my boyfriend-?

Brooke: that’s what I said- she said she “heard noises”

Michael: the fuck??

Brooke: exactly??

Michael: ughhh my mom is an idiot *plays some epic minecraft*

Brooke: I bet she hears noises when Jeremy is here *laughs*

Michael: obviously he’s so hot

Brooke: *slowly claps*

Michael: *hahahahaha giggles uwu* *epic minecrafting* do you wanna like- play Minecraft with me?

Brooke: sure! And do you mind if I sleepover? It’s so boring at my house

Michael: oh sure as long as my mom doesn’t think we’ll do the do’s *casually gives Brooke an epic controller*

Brooke: why the hell-

Michael: she’s a weirdo

Brooke: this is gonna be my first sleepover!! * v excited*

Michael: should you like uh- call your parents? I dunno that’s what jeremy always does-

Brooke: oh- right! *calls up her parents*

-after Brooke calls her parents-

Brooke: they said I could as long as we don’t do the do’s-

Michael: iM GAY

Brooke: IM LESBIAN

Michael: uGH *jumps onto his bed face first*

Brooke: do you need another Brooke talk?

Michael: *hhhis voice is muffled bc his face is in a pillow oop* mmaybe

Brooke: *sits in his bed and pats the michael* anything I can help with?

Michael: I don’t know Brooke- life is g ross

Brooke: very true, very true

Michael: I just don’t know anymore and that’s disgusting

Brooke: I think I have something to slightly help, c’mon *sits him up*

Michael: *epically fixes his glasses* hhhhuh

Brooke: *takes out le face mask they use every time they hang out*

Michael: OHMYGOD TRENDY VSCO GIRL TIME

Brooke: *laughs* knew it would make you happy! *gives him le package*

Michael: *b ecomes trendy vsco girl*

Brooke: squad goals! Oop be careful! *puts his hair back so it’s doesn’t touch the mask*

Michael: I look so damn hot all the guys will be after me

Brooke: jeremy would be drooling at this point

Michael: yes he would be more attracted to me than his dolphins

Brooke: oh definitely

-10 minuets later-

Brooke: Michael, why did we do this- *is in pain trying to take it off*

Michael: because pain is beauty or something *casually takes off the vsco girl face mask bc epic gamer moment*

Brooke: and this is why you’re my friend- Wait no- best friend!

Michael: I’m honored *bows awkwardly oop*

Brooke: you are an actual goofball

Michael: thank you very much kind maiden

Brooke: you are very welcome kind sir

Michael: ew it’s getting late

Brooke: you can go to sleep if you want

Michael: ew don’t creep around if I do

Brooke: nah I’m probably going to sleep now too- goodnight michaelllllll *lays down on the couch*

Michael: sleep well fair maiden

Brooke: same to you kind sir

Michael: *s leep yeehaw*

Brooke: *sleep..ha*

Morning: hello I’m arrive

Michael: *awoken*

Brooke: *still sleep*

Michael: *epically plays Minecraft on his phone bc he doesn’t wanna awoke Brooke oop*

Brooke: I heard Minecraft *awake v fast*

Michael: o h- it’s on my phoneee?

Brooke: oh...sorry *awkwardly laughs*

Michael: you can play on the tv if you want to *gestures to the epic tv*

Brooke: n-no it’s okay..

Michael: uh- are you okay??

Brooke: yeah!

Michael: okay cool beans *epically minecrafts*

Brooke: *walks over and hugs the michael* I don’t know what’s going on but I felt the need to do this-

Michael: oh that’s fine I like hugs I’m so damn cold all the time *hugs the Brooke ùwú*

Brooke: *laughs* Same

Michael: ugh squad goals

Brooke: what time should I go home?

Michael: whenever- I don’t know

Brooke: *falls off the bed* ouch

Michael: yoooo are you okay??

Brooke: I’m good-

Michael: rrrrad

Brooke: eeeepic

Michael: yooo I wanna be an egirl

Brooke: oooo! I can do your makeup! *runs to her bag and take out this like huge makeup bag thing*

Michael: make me a hot egirl I need to do the hip thing with the skirt

Brooke: I’ll try my best!

-when Brooke finishes doing his makeup??-

Brooke: aaaaand done! Go look

Michael: *l ooks in a mirror??* iM SO HOT HOLY SHIT I NEED A SKIRT NOW I BET I OWN ONE *ddigs through his closet*

Brooke: why would you own a skirt-

Michael: because Jeremy

Brooke: makes sense

Michael: I found it be right back sister *ggggoes to the bathroom to become egirl™️*

Brooke: oh no

Michael: iM AN EGIRL *trips down the stairs* sHIT IM FINE

Brooke: you look so hot oh my god!! Sis, we need to send a picture to Jeremy!

Michael: my phone is on my bed take a picture sister

Brooke: *takes a picture and sends it to jeremy* he’s gonna love this!

Michael: I’m so attractive right now holy lord

Brooke: *claps*

Michael: has he responded yet

Brooke: he said “Brooke what did you do to my boy”

Michael: iM A BIG KID NOW- ohmygod I want heels *runs upstairs to steal his mom’s heels oop*

Brooke: Jeremy is gonna kill you

Michael: *returns* jeremy can suck an egg

Brooke: Michael calm down he’s your boyfriend-

Michael: if we’re being honest he’s sometimes an idiot

Brooke: I mean- true, yes very true

Michael: he’s a very cute idiot

Brooke: *facetimes Jeremy on the Michael’s phone* HI JERRYYYYYY

Jeremy: BROOKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

Michael: jEREMY LOOK IM AN EGIRL

Jeremy: MICHAEL WH- Wait you look really hot oh my god

Michael: JEREMY IS HORNY SOUND THE ALARM

Jeremy: MICHAEL WHY THE HELL- NO

Michael: Jeremy dont try to deny it you know I’m right

Jeremy: STOP

Michael: whyyyy

Jeremy: it’s too hot

Michael: *;)*

Jeremy: *hangs up*

Michael: he’s no fun

Brooke: then why do you date him? *eating a banana*

Michael: because I love him

Brooke: makes sense- want a banana

Michael: nah it’ll mess up my epic egirl look

Brooke: should I make myself an egirl or a soft thing

Michael: what about vsco

Brooke: omg yes!!

-when Brooke finished her vsco outfit-

Brooke: how do I look?

Michael: Chloe could never

Brooke: I should call her!! *calls up the Chloe*

Chloe: Brooke I’m trying to sleep- oH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE MY SISTER (apparently Chloe has a sister now)

Brooke: IM TRENDY AND MICHAEL IS AN E-GIRL

Chloe: why do you two always do the dumbest things?? why an egirl?? where did he get the idea to be an egirl??

Brooke: he wanted Jeremy to be horny I don’t know

Chloe: wow kinky- well you two like have fun- since you woke me up I gotta watch my sister now and make sure she doesn’t like- die from too many scrunchies byeee *hangs up djsksn*

Brooke: she didn’t say I love you! How rude

Michael: uGH I’m suing her

Brooke: I am so sad now *falls onto the bed*

Michael: oh noooo whatever will I do *pats the brooke*

Brooke: *fake cries*

Michael: would going out and getting food in our new hip outfits help?

Brooke: HELL YES- LETS GO! *runs upstairs and bumps into the Michael’s mom pt.1 & pt.2* oh hello!

Michael: *runs up the stairs slower bc heels suck egg*

Michael’s mom pt. 1: what is happening

Michael’s mom pt. 2: Michael did you steal my shoes AGAIN?

Brooke: Michael take those off- those are a pain to walk in and if you fall I’ll just say “I told you so”

Michael: nO THEY MAKE ME LOOK HOT AND I WANNA BE TALL

Michael’s mom pt. 2: if you break your ankle I’m not paying the hospital bill *sashays off with Michael’s mom pt. 1*

Brooke: Michael you are a pain sometimes

Michael: I’m aware- it adds to my personality *wwwalks to the epic gamer car*

Brooke: okay then *gets in the car*

Michael: ok where are we off to

Brooke: can we go to Chloe’s house first- I need to get something

Michael: alrighty then *skrt skrts over to Chloe’s house*

Brooke: *runs to the door and knocks* answerrr

Chloe: *epically answers the door* what- oh hi brooke

Brooke: hi! *runs up to le Chloe’s room and takes a hoodie and leaves* thanks! Love you! *gets back in the car*

Michael: okay we good? because like I wanna get chipotle

Brooke: yeah let’s go

Michael: *skrt skrts over to chipotle* mY HOME

Brooke: *walks into epic chipotle with the Michael*

Random lady: awe you two make a perfect couple!

Michael: oh my god shut up lady I’m gay

Lady: *looks at brooke* I understand that you are trans, it’ll be okay, you’ll pass so well as a boy *leaves*

Brooke: wait wha-

Michael: why can’t I have a friend without people thinking I’m dating them gOD

Brooke: seriously-

-at le Brooke’s House bc that’s where they went after??-

Brooke: now we can chill at my house!

Michael: radddd *epically fixes his glasses*

Brooke’s little sister: oooooo is this your boyfrienddddd

Michael: *>:(* eVEN CHILDREN *angrily spins with his epic egirl skirt*

Brooke: no it’s not, I have a girlfriend! *bring Michael in her room and locks the door* sorry about her, she’s really annoying

Michael: if we’re being honest, almost everyone today has been annoying

Brooke: except for you! Anyways, what do you want to do? We could just order pizza or sushi and chillax

Michael: I dunno uh- we can like- watch a horror movie-? and eat food? that sounds rad I guess

Brooke: okie dokie! I’ll go eat some snacks! *runs downstairs*

Brooke’s sister: sooooo, who are you?

Michael: I’m a person. Who are you?

Brooke’s sister: I’m a human who breathes air. So if you’re not her boyfriend are you gay or something

Michael: if I’m not her boyfriend that automatically makes me gay? Wow rude

Brooke’s sister: never said that but go off! *walks away*

Brooke: I’m ba!- *gets tripped by her rude sister* ow..

Michael: ew your sister is like a vsco fetus *helps Brooke up bc she fell apparently???*

Brooke: ugh I hate you (insert sisters name) *walks into her room* thanks Michael

Michael: haha yeah I’m super epic

Brooke: *hugs the michael and doesn’t let go....Brooke is having a sad moment*

Michael: is something wrong?? *pat pat*

Brooke: she doesn’t leave me aloneeeeee *sob*

Michael: it’s okay-? I’m the worst at this- *pppat*

Brooke: it’s okay *smiles at the michael*

Michael: ccccool *aaaawkward level 100*

Brooke: Michael, why are you getting more awkward around me? If something is wrong you know you can tell me, or Jeremy

Michael: nonono it’s fine I’ve just been thinking over my actions a lot more and it’s making me kinda awkward? Ew I feel like such a jeremy

Brooke: you can go home if you want! You’ve been with me for over 24 hours- I would find myself annoying at this point

Michael: omg you’re not annoying- I’ll leave if you want me to

Brooke: nooooooo! We need to watch Little Shop of Horrors!

Michael: oH RAD

Brooke: *plops on bed*

Michael: *sits next to bbbbrooke*

Brooke: *le epicly falls asleep*

Michael: *pats the Brooke and starts to leave bc n ice dude- oops he bumps into Brooke sister*

Brooke’s sister: watch out (insert bad f word)!

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

Old glee spoof liveblogs

Yuè [glee spoof 4] so yeah i decided to watch all of simgm's glee stuff (glee spoof, glee minisodes, gleedo) and i am at spoof 4

Yuè Oh this one has no captions Yuè MICHAEL IS HERE!!!! Yuè "THE FUCKING AUDITORIUM FINN" Yuè I've been singing the Obsession with Finn song at the top of.mylungs today cause what a jam Yuè IT IS MY BOY BLAAAAAAAAINE Yuè there were a lot of guest stars Yuè GO EMMA Yuè TATER TOTS Yuè "Nice mugshot Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 5] time for rachel's nose job

Yuè ah.. no captions Yuè "but we'll pretend that never happened cause we're good at doing that with storylines" Yuè YOOO WILLIAM IS HERE FOR SAM Yuè AND ALSO SCOTT (I think that was the name of the actor before Kyle) AS PUCK Yuè glee did Wannabe in an episode but it wasn't the same because Brother's riffs weren't in there Yuè "is that all you ever do?" TRUTH Yuè I love it when Hemo smiles in the background Yuè thanks Emma for slamming Will and his "teaching" Yuè "what in the fuckity fuck fuck was that shit??" Yuè nickname one: lemon drop Yuè I love this part Yuè "where did that piano come from?" Yuè SORRY SIMGM BUT CHECK PLEASE JUST GOT UPDATED I NEED T READ IT Yuè okay okay I am going to continue cause it hasn't blown up yet so I can't blog about omgcp yet Yuè I don't like Santana faking the sexual harassment claim tho Yuè ZOOMBA Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out the double standards between male and female characters Yuè "a sad attempt of giving me a storyline" Yuè damm Sister did great job on the performances Yuè "Nice choir Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 6] WHERE'S MA CROWN? Yuè "isn't that what you did" "yeah but.. I'm Finn" Yuè "THAT'S WHY YOU BETTER ROLL" Yuè "I can't believe we're stupid enough to believe that" Yuè "wow... misjudged that one" Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out so many plot holes Yuè "you can't fight the power of Brittana" Yuè I FORGOT ABOUT JESSE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS Yuè I can't believe Michael did Jesse and Kurt's voice Yuè *voices Yuè YES YES YES THE BLAINE SONG IS STILL MY JAM WHY ISN'T IT ON THEIR SPOTIFY? ?? Yuè "yeah if you're gonna fight at least hit each other" Yuè THIS S.MY FAVORITE PART OF ALL OF GLEE SPOOFS GO FOR IT KURT Yuè nickname two: sugary plumb pie Yuè THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS WONDERFUL Yuè "ONE MORE TIME" Yuè "Nice poem Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 7] This is over 30 minutes long that's what I call dedication

Yuè " half of the stuff that happens to us makes no damn sense" Yuè I still can't believe Boss built the entire New York set herself Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" fuuuuck I should wear my I have big plans t-shirt Yuè well Quinn.. Cats is back on Broadway now aka Rachel was just 6 years early Yuè "it's no time for logic Kurt" Yuè SAVE THE HORSES Yuè "I regret nothing" I love the glee spoof Artie Yuè I just love the entire glee spoof Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" Yuè I am just in constant amazement of the New York set Yuè I'm now wearing the Big Plans t-shirt just around the time Quinn goes crazy about her big plans Yuè Oh god after six years I finally get the "Bootay" thing Yuè "well this could've been a lo-" Yuè "shut the fuck up Finn" Yuè I remember Boss saying Michael worked really hard on the song Yuè Boss sounds so much like Lea it's unreal maybe Boss should be on Elsie Fest this year Yuè why doesn't the Sims 4 have spiral staircases yet? Yuè "you know you're probably gonna change your mind by the end of the episode, right?" Yuè "PLANS! Big ones!" Yuè "Okay first of all: breath mints. You needs on" Yuè Brittany is the only sane one here Yuè quite frankly. . Sunshine beating Rachel up is more believable than Rachel's sudden change of heart Yuè "I'm Finn" Yuè "that might change by the end of the episode though" true true true Yuè SMACK THAT Yuè I like this song more than Pretending but honestly I just really don't like Pretending Yuè there's so many great music in this episode Yuè I actually used to have Simgm music on my phone including this song Yuè the part with Santana and Rachel is my favourite Yuè nickname 3: pancakes Yuè nickname 4: gingerbread dough sprinkled lightly toasted graham cracker bunny" Yuè "who got tad more songs than me" "WHAT?" Yuè aaaah my Brittana shipping heart Yuè "NOW MARCH MOTHERFUCKER" Yuè "oh and. ... Tater tots" Yuè woah Brianna voiced both Terri and Sunshine?

Yuè [glee spoof 8] (Jim Cantiello voice) SEASON 3. The season where we appreciate Tina.

Yuè JUDGING YOU WRITERS Yuè "I don't have any (smile)" Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè "cinnamon toast" "Finn!" Yuè nickname 5: Pop Tart Yuè honestly Blaine should've just fucked stayed at Dalton Yuè what happened to Dianna's dog? Yuè "... than Kurt dropped Mercedes" oH SHIT Yuè THIS IS THE START OF UNICORN Yuè nickname 6: Candy Cane Yuè GOD BLESS THE BLAINE SONG AND BOSS'S BROTHER'S VOICE Yuè "I didn't do it" Yuè ah the angry student is back Yuè Oh wait is this where Jordan started voicing Sue? Yuè "Because they don't know what else to do with my character" Yuè good thing that glee spoof continues the hair jokes Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè this song was also on my phone Yuè I think I had Breakout, Tonight, Blaine song, Faith, Gotta Be Love With You and another one on my phone Yuè OH THE CELL BLOCK TANGO Yuè watching this really makes me want to play the Sims 2 again but... I have a storyline on the Sims 4 aka a fifth generation family Yuè QUINN FALLING GETS ME EVERY TIME Yuè name of Beth 1: Carol Yuè "holy crap I can't believe I'm actually saying meaningful lines" Yuè nadiacreek actually made a ranking of parents in glee and she put Shelby on it twice Yuè good for Beth and bad for Rachel Yuè "IHBBP. I have big baby plans!" Yuè "Damn, you Brittana"

Yuè [glee spoof 9] and we appreciate Tina Yuè Oh I love this song Yuè "Asian" "Asian F" "stereotype" "stop doing glee club" "no" "I'm glad we talked this out" Yuè BRITT IN A MONKEY SUIT Yuè name of Beth 2 and 3: Susan, Mary Yuè name of Beth 4: Jessica Yuè THEY SAY THAT LIFE IS TATER TOT AR R Y OU FOR REAL?? Yuè RORY UM IRISH Yuè I love the cast list Yuè and I also love Mercedes's riffs Yuè was Nathan actually Irish? I don't think do cause he was in one of those chats Yuè "I was told you are too" True Yuè "We apprecia-" "Shut the fuck up" Yuè "COURAGE" Yuè I actually wanted the courage t-shirt before I got the I have big plans one Yuè Oh man I miss the old crack days of jokes of Finn telling Blainers to sit down Yuè AND THERE IS BRIANNA AS SUGAR MOTTA Yuè "what the f-" Yuè "H-" "stop you're embarrassing yourself" Yuè I LOVE THAT FINN SMILE Yuè "Told you"

Yuè [glee spoof 10] that time a parody handled Santana's coming out story better than the actual show

Yuè I love the warning Yuè "I've been working in keeping my eyebrows still" Yuè "I think I'll go wax my lasagna" is one of my favourite lines ever Yuè OH B OY SEBASTIAN Yuè nickname 7???: snuggle toes Yuè a background sim is wearing a fez I love it Yuè FUCKING HELL THE VEGAN THING Yuè "Tina what the fuck" "Bitch" Yuè Y'ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE CELL BLOCK TANGO THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE Yuè also who the hell did these sometimes inaccurate captions? Yuè kudos to Boss for all these dialogues Yuè "Found out he couldn't handle BIG PLANS" Yuè damm I'm still in awe bc f the Cell Block Tango Yuè "we're here to save Rachel's virginity" Yuè nickname 8: Watermelon Lips Yuè KLAINE DID WATERMELON BEFORE IT WAS COOL Yuè I've drawn so many Stop the violence things Yuè Lauren is creepin Yuè GO SIMGM GO SIMGM GO SIMGM YES YES YES THANKS FOR THIS SCENE Yuè I love the big camera and also them saying the storyline is stupid Yuè also we needed more of Brittany supporting Santana during this come on fuck off glee Yuè I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABUT TIS SONG Yuè Quinn is just smiling while Santana is beating the living shit out of Finn Yuè "Can't say I didn't warn you" Yuè FINN SINGING WHILE DRUNK AND NAKED IS MY FAVE Hannah sebbbbb Yuè Hannah: did you watch simgm ????????

Yuè [glee spoof 11] time for simgm to do it right

Yuè it is true tho bc Santana suddenly got suspended for violence and I'm like... FIGGINS HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THESE KIDS DO ON A DAILY BASIS? Yuè Man the actual episode was such bullshit Yuè "then we're all in the wrong club" Yuè Brittany saying the truth Yuè the entire Quick storyline is so weird Yuè "CHEESEBURGER" Yuè tbh this song is as boring as the song they actually sung on glee so congrats simgm Yuè I'll never get why Santana was so offended by Klaine singing Perfect to her in support bc they know how hard it is in a straight world Yuè whereas the straight dude who outed her sang a boring ass unnecessary song and Santana was crying because she was so ///moved/// Yuè "unions and ass????" Yuè nickname 9: Dolphin Nose? Yuè "I'M KURT BITCH" Yuè Brittana should've sung in the actual glee sigh glee this was such a disappointment Yuè BRITTANA DANCING THE SMUSSLE Yuè honestly suspending Rachel was the best that could have happened because it gave us a killer Rachel free setlist Yuè "Do you people know math???" Yuè "Not completely. I have big plans" "there she goes again" Yuè ZISES Yuè "and clap like a seal" Yuè "It's random and out of character" Yuè glee and its writers suck at romance Yuè "QUINN HEEL" Yuè THIS IS THE SONG THAT WAS ALSO ON MY PHONE Yuè "I can still remember when I was 18. and here I am at 17, a woman"

Yuè [glee spoof 12] there weren't any songs in it

Yuè NVM I WAS WATCHING EPISODE 13 THERE ARE SONGS IN EP 12 Yuè "oh you know me and my big plans" Yuè "we hold hands, ran into Kurt and Blaine, and I moved two weeks later" Yuè unfortunately the old channel doesn't have captions Yuè "allow me to show you my excitement. ..... " I actually use that quote in real life Yuè why can't Shue do anything by himself Yuè "it always freaks me out when he decides to actually teach" Yuè I love these moments Yuè "my cat will eat you alive" Yuè I just remember how uncomfortable it was to watch Finchel suck face on glee like they didn't even look like loving kisses it was full open mouth on open mouth and making out Yuè "you would know all about announcing things wouldn't you" Yuè I also liked this song Yuè "no I only do that in cars" Yuè nickname 10: chocolate turle Yuè *turtle Yuè to quote Darren Criss: "it's cool I'm back" Yuè after taking a break to help dad wth dinner I'm gonna end this episode Yuè Oh the slushie Yuè "do my eyebrows look okay?" Yuè "that building was already on fire when I got there" Yuè "what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom" Yuè "aren't we supposed to be rehearsing" "DO WE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" Yuè GAY PIRATE Yuè "oh wow we actually accomplished something" I love Quinn s snark in these spoofs Yuè so much snark Yuè "oh sh-" Yuè WAIT JORDAN ALSO VOICED GRANT?

Yuè [glee spoof 13] Finn doesn't know how to wash his balls

Yuè really.. Will and Emma suck at their jobs Yuè BLACK SUE Yuè "by the way I'm having a baby" Yuè Mercedes was actually the only one in canon that handled differently when she cheated Yuè "where do I sign to get you fired?" Yuè there were no songs in this ep... Yuè Oh yeah Boss voiced Sugar cause Brianna was ill Yuè poor Puck Yuè ZISES Yuè "sure let's go with that" Yuè "okay who the fuck is this guy?" Quinn once again spilling the truth Yuè "FINN YOU SON OF A-" Yuè "my girlfriend my girlfriend politics and Latino Brittany is my girlfriend equal rights if I wanna kiss my girlfriend I can rainbow flag" Yuè nickname 11: crayola monkey Yuè wait isn't this Scott's last episode?

Yuè [glee spoof 14] what a nice episode title

Yuè "I'm sorry we don't speak bitch" Yuè "and you make a two dollar hoe look classy" Yuè Sam is wearing simgm merch Yuè "I don't here Finchel when Finchel speaks" same Yuè respect for simgm to not make fun of the suicide storyline Yuè I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE TEY PUT A STARKID REFERENCE IN HETR Yuè "MY CAT IS PART OF THE CIA" Yuè in which the girls are fucking sensible Yuè I love the glee version of No Scrub but man what a jam is this Yuè "you suck at motivational speeches" Yuè "do you feel the 'I don't give a fuck' I'm throwing in your direction" Yuè I ASKED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND THEY GAVE ME A WHEELCHAIR Yuè "I have-" "give it a rest Quinn" Yuè "he didn't call me a nickname today" "OH SHIT SON" Yuè "since five seconds ago" Yuè THESE PARTS BETWEEN SIBLING OH GOD Yuè damn Quinn is being inspirational Yuè duck bless this song Yuè AH BRITT Yuè "If there was a chair to kick right now I would" Yuè well well well simgm Yuè nice song

Yuè [glee spoof 15] at this point Boss and Co were so done they put 4 episodes in one spoof

Yuè True about Damian and the glee project thing Yuè waot there are no captions Yuè Mr Schue is such a dick Yuè ah... Quinn's face Yuè for real tho in 4 eps Santana changed her opinion on college too many times Yuè "this got disturbing really fast" Yuè UNIQUE Yuè "knock knock" "who's there?" "go away" Yuè THE WAY RACHEL'S FACE JUST FELL Yuè ZISES IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM Yuè the Quoe boner thing was so gross Yuè I also use "and I wanna go to college" in real life to basically say WTF Yuè fuck Chandler Yuè Oh jesus Yuè btw welcome Kyle to the cast Yuè "I can do that now. I see you're dressed as Lea Michele today" Yuè SANTANA VISION Yuè "dinosaurs" "shut the fuck up Mike"

Yuè [glee spoof 16] this is the end

Yuè throwback to the first ep Yuè Rachel is a selfish as Yuè *ass Yuè and Tina is right Yuè THE BODY SWAP Yuè nickname 12 kinda: winky fairy Yuè ahhh I'm getting all emotional Yuè TATER TOOOOOOOOOOOOTS Yuè another throwback because they're all wearing the outfits they wore in the first spoof Yuè "good luck with that" Yuè EVEN ZISES WAS HERE Yuè the unicorn magic!! Yuè "my big plans are-" (title song) Yuè ... and it's over AGAIN

Yuè [glee spoof minisodes and others]

Yuè mini 1Glee Spoof Minisode 1 | Kurt's Problem with Blaine Yuè this is the video that led me to Simgm because of Michael's awesome voice work Yuè nickname 1: cutiepiedumplingsugartwinkledove Yuè I love that nickname Yuè nickname 2: kurtsie wurtsie Yuè mini 2Glee Spoof Minisode 2 | Santana Exposes All Yuè TATER TOTS YEAAAAAH Yuè "Penises and Winecoolers: a dangerous combination" Yuè "you've been a bad girl Santana" oh lord Yuè mini 3Glee Spoof Minisode 3 | Fondue for Two Yuè wait Yuè this isn't minisode 3 Yuè this is the other Fondue for Two mini Yuè okay in other words minisode 3 has disappeared so let's just move to Yuè mini 4Glee Spoof Minisode 4 |The Glee Cast Discover the Gl... Yuè this s where it gets real Yuè "SAVE THE HORSES" Yuè this is the first time the actual sim "actors" were in a video Yuè "am I really that tall?" "YES!" Yuè mini 5Glee Spoof Minisode 5 | Quinn's Summer Before Senior... Yuè I actually ripped the audio off of this one and put it on my phone so that I could listen t it Yuè "you have too many messages fr me to count" Yuè "BLAINE HOW MANY TMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO SING DURING-" Yuè quinn's face when Finn tries to order a pizza Yuè "..." "that must've been Tina leaving a message" Yuè mini 6Glee Spoof Minisode 6 | The Glee Club Gets Tested Yuè "you know I'm gonna flunk" Yuè Oh Santana Yuè "cow ass no. 5?" Yuè "you're all fucking crazy" "we didn't need a test to tell us that" Yuè mini 7 for realGlee Spoof Minisode 7 | Fondue for Two Part 2 Yuè "do you enjoy being a lesbian?" Yuè nickname 3: puffy-bear Yuè again.. oh Santana Yuè "you do like tossing things" "yeah like..." "my girlfriend out of the closet" Yuè mini 8Glee Spoof Minisode 8 | Brainstorming with the Creat... Yuè RIB is at it again Yuè "is Obama available?" if only Yuè Ian does no shit Yuè hey it's a Zises Yuè I love the Sim cast Yuè "what the fuck did I just read" after the IKAG script is gold Yuè mini 9Glee Spoof Minisode 9 | The Glee Cast Auditions Yuè Sim cast is back wohoo Yuè "my name is-" "you've got the part" Yuè "no way that's HELLA cool!" Yuè mini 10Glee Spoof Minisode 10 | To Catch a Pedo Will Yuè you know that's also HELLA cool? Yuè more of Brianna as sugar Yuè "Because my boyfriend is super awesome" Yuè Sue knocking Schue down always gets me Yuè mini 11Glee Spoof Minisode 11 | Favorite Moments Yuè TIME FOR SENTIMENT Yuè I agree with Michael. "Where's ma crown?" is my favourite part as well Yuè the Christmas crap festGlee Spoof Christmas Special | Holly Jolly Crap Fest Yuè honestly I haven't seen this one in ages Yuè "this Irish dude" Yuè "????????????????" Yuè this was very weird tbh Yuè they never released that song Yuè comic conGlee Cast Comic Con Spoof Yuè I thought it was very cool that actual viewers could send in audio questions Yuè fucking mcgustin Yuè never forget mcgustin Yuè save horses and coffee 2k17 Yuè Oh shit Lea's laugh Yuè LEA Yuè go for it Darren Yuè sneak peek Behind the Scenes of Glee Spoofs Yuè this is like one minute long but it points out so many glee flaws it's hilarious Yuè "I asked for development and they gave me a wheelchair" Yuè btw I am watching all the little glee spoofs and other bts stuff but I'm not gonna live blog them

[intotheneoculture]

Alphabetzen (NCTZEN Alphabet) // Alfabetozen (Alfabeto NCTZEN)

!!! IT’S A LONG POST !!! // !!! É UM POST LONGO !!!

This post contains NCTZEN’s inside jokes, NCT song names, full name of NCT members and nicknames used by fandom, I hope y'all enjoy! // Este post contém piadas internas das NCTZEN, nomes de músicas do NCT, nome completo dos membros do NCT e apelidos usados ​​pelo fandom, espero que gostem!

*PS: THE "OPEN YOUR RICE" THING IS A JOKE, DON'T GET ANNOYED WITH THAT THANK YOU! // O NEGÓCIO DO  "OPEN YOUR RICE" É UMA PIADA, NÃO SE IRRITE COM ISSO OBRIGADA!

~Adm Rabbit~  / ×adm hiyeonji× 

A

Around

Angel

Another World

Arigato Man

Abnormal Summit

B

Blue Tigger

Baby Don’t Like It

Back 2 U

Because of You

Belle

‘Bery Hot’

‘Be there or be square’

‘Booming system up uh uh’

Bunny

Bassbot

Black on Black

C

Chittaprrrrr

‘C’mon Mark!’

Chewing Gum

Cherry Bomb

Cool

Cure

D

Drop

Dong Sicheng

Dolphin Laugh

Dunk Shot

Dream in a Dream

E

‘Every place I touch is a pose’

F

Foreigner Swaggers

Fire Truck

G

Good Thing

H

‘Hello Johnny’

‘Haji mala! Hajima aiiiish!’

Huang Renjun

‘He told me he washed his hands, but he lied’

Handshake

Heartbreaker

I

‘I lived in America for 4 years man, that’s why I’m here!’

‘I’m jOnNhY’ 

‘I want to have xxxx with you fat ass’

Intense Gaze

I Wanna Go Into Your Heart

J

Johnny’s Fashion Evaluation

Jeffrey

Jung Yoonoh

‘Jisung Pwark’

K

Kim Dongyoung

Kim Jungwoo

L

Lemonade Love

Lee Taeyong

Lee Jeno

Lee Minhyung

Lee Donghyuck

Limitless

La La Love

M

Macarony

Mickey Mouse Club

Masita Seaweed

MC

Moon Taeil

‘My name is WinWin, let’s WinWin!’

‘Mark, don’t overreact!’

‘Makeuuuu’

‘Mark is going through puberty, so... I’m sorry‘

Mad City

My First Adn Last

My Page

N

NCTZEN

NCT LIFE

Neo Culture Technology

Nakamoto Yuta

Na Jaemin

Nightmare

O

‘Oh Daddy!’

Osaka Prince

Open your rice

Owl

‘Oh sh*t...’

Once Again

Open The Door

P

Park Jisung

Parrot

Paradise

Paper Umbrella

Q

Qian Kun

R

Running 2 U

‘Reolli?’

S

Strony

Star Blossom

‘Seulgi Noooona’

Seo Youngho

‘Six packs are too heavy so i only carry one!’

‘Sing Sang Sung’

Switch

Summer 127

Sun & Moon

Stay In My Life

Super Moon

T

Takoyaki prince

TNT

Twin Towers

Ty Track

Ten Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul

‘That’s a long ass ride’

‘Take it Take it Take it  Take it’

Taste The Feeling

Trigger The Fever

The 7th Sense

U

‘Uuuh Dream tcha tcha hey Yooo Dream tchak tchak ay’

V

Vroom Vroom Talk Show

W

World Wide

‘Where is my hair?’

Wong Yukhei

Wake Up

Wolf and Sheep

Whitout You

Whiplash

Walk You Home

We Young

X *

Y

Yakisoba Hair

‘You’re not famous’

Young & Free

Z

Zhong Chenle

Zero Mile

[primeministerofantarctica]

Yooo guys apparently if you keep pressing the full stop you can watch a youtube video frame-by-frame so I did it with the new Ducktales intro and

(put under a read more bc it got kinda long)

Is he seriously on a segway.

I’d make a snarky remark about the New Generation-representative Rich Guy being the only one not physically running, but I trust the writers. Also African Gray Parrots are supposed to be super smart so maybe Mark Zuckerberg is going to be, like, a Smart But Physically Weak Villian. You know those types of villians who set up elaborate schemes but the hero just defeats them by punching them in the face? Yeah.

I can’t forgive the smartphone out, though. What is he doing? Livestreaming? “Hey guys watch me chase down this old guy and his family” Doesn’t he own a company? That’s got to be bad PR.

It’ll take a while to get used to Gyro’s redesign (I think once I see him voiced and animated it’ll click) but the Not-Little Helper has Scrooge’s symbol on it’s chest-area which means maybe Scrooge commissioned Gyro to build it? Oh geez.

Maybe the Not-Little Helper here is the prototype for Gizmoduck. You know in the previous series, Gyro built that giant tank robot to guard the moneybin (then it went haywire bc he programmed it Too Well) and he built the Gizmoduck suit because you needed brains to be a security guard. Maybe something happened to make Scrooge tell Gyro to make a Not-Little Helper to be the city’s hero, but then it goes haywire (and then Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera becomes Gizmoduck!)

Also (at the top left corner) JUST LOOK AT THE WAY DEWEY RUNS. BBY. All the promotional images show him as “daring” but mercy he runs like he’s terrified.

These frames were right next to each other I’m sobbing.

Oh, smear frame! Yay!

SAVE HIM

I like this plane. It’s large and bulky and friendly-looking due to the rounded edges, so it fits Launchpad perfectly.

I thought the wheels looked weird so I backtracked and oh god it’s so much worse? They’re just…inset there! It’s no wonder this guy crashes, he can’t land cause he has no functional wheels!

Webby’s really inspecting that diamond.

I can’t decide who’s reaction I like better.

Aww bby

Wow Scrooge, you sure look confident for Launchpad to be driving a boat in a storm.

Arms go fast, smear smear smear :D

Tfw you have to choose which child to save

Now there’s a solution (ALSO SCROOGE)

Aww they’re trying to reach for him :,)

Is that Donald’s houseboat?

That’s Donald’s houseboat.

It’s blurry but I’m p sure the bottom part of the plate says $100

“Did the kids just ride by on a wild predator?...Oh, Donald’s not gonna like this.”

Huey’s the first person (duck?) to notice the dragon- which I’m p sure is the same one as the promo poster for the movie. So that means this scene is probably from one of their first adventures together.

Louie just starts quietly backing away and Beakley’s absolutely ready to THROW DOWN. Meanwhile, Dewey and Scrooge remain oblivious.

Really? We’re just fading out like that? Dewey didn’t even notice the dragon!

You lost your family bc you were too busy looking for gold. Not that that’s metaphorical or anything.

Look at this

That’s indisputably a mammalian claw. But I’m also pretty sure that’s a bird beak.

I don’t know much about Egyptian mythology, but I think putting bird heads on people were a Thing?

AGAIN LOOK AT THE WAY HE RUNS. IM JUST..BB. (he runs like Donald!)

Whoever created this…this split-screen diagonal closeup with the characters jumping into the next panel just needs all the Awards.

Hey Dewey, when you’re falling onto a hard stone floor, I don’t think a headfirst cannonball is the best position.

That’s definitely a bird beak. Also didn’t only the pharoah wear that fake beard thing? Oh wait. They’re in a pyramid, of course the mummy’s a pharoah. :p

Wait is that the money bin? In the background? With a freakin’ FORKLIFT?

“You can’t get past m-”

“Huh. Guess they can.”

“No matter, I know what to do!”

SMEAR

Then do a really neat pose that will fool people into thinking I’m a Cool Person!

Gold: Hard enough to support a forklift, soft enough to dive into.

Hey, Dewey’s running style changed! I wonder what’s different…maybe going on all those adventures built up his courage?

Watch me leap out of this gold pile and three feet into the air even though that should not be possible. Who cares? I’m rich, laws don’t apply to me. And that includes the laws of physics.  

I just. Dolphin.

He didn’t even try to get his dime...Glomgold looks so offended. 

Huey and Louie look happy to see Mrs. Beakley. Dewey looks downright terrified. Which, if she can swing four adolescents around like a paper bag with one arm, yeah.

And to finish, I leave you with this beauty.

 IN CONCLUSION, I’m predicting that

Mark Zuckerberg is an Evil Genius

Scrooge commissioned Gyro to build the Not-Little Helper

The Not-Little Helper and Gizmoduck are connected somehow

Louie’s going to build up his confidence while Dewey’s going to build up his courage

Launchpad’s crashes bc he Literally Cannot land (I’m never letting that go) and

I’m about to spend a freaking ton of money on Ducktales merch.

[ziyal]

bobafett replied to your post “what i did fandom-wise over the past two weeks: suddenly decided i was...”

yooo your first tag is Literally Me. i spent years being like "who cares about batman" and then i started reading comics and i was like "...i do. i care about batman."

(also, comic book continuity is hell, but if you want recs for current series.... i've got them)

LMAO SAME!! I CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT BATMAN how did this happen so fast

actually my reasons for disliking batman in the past are Really Dumb... when i was a kid i had a huge obsession with bats? the animal??? elementary school me had a Bat Phase the way most girls have a Dolphin Phase or whatever, and i was like “BATMAN DOESN’T ACTUALLY HAVE BAT-RELATED SUPERPOWERS... HOW DARE THEY!!” like i wanted him to have been bitten by a radioactive bat or something, idek. i am over this. i have since learned that not having powers is in fact, the best thing about batman

but yes i would love recommendations for what is good right now!! especially anything featuring damian? bc i love him?? he is an excellent tiny murder baby

[yutasflower]

kpop tag

So I was tagged by this lovely cutie @taendency thank you!

Rules: Go to https://www.random.org/lists/ and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!

Jeon Jungkook BamBam Vernon Park Jimin Mark Tuan Xu Mingaho Choi Minho Park Chanyeol Byun Baekhyun Shin Hoseok

Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases also, I randomized the pairs)

Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Minghao or Wonho: God I dont know, maybe Minghao cause he seems fun to play the game with. 

Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. BamBam or Jimin: As much as I love bambam and he is my bias Im going to have to go with jimin. I feel like he would be less competive about it. So there could be  a chance I could win.

Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. Minho or Vernon: Vernon cause I feel like we could just chill and watch netflix while eating the ramen.

Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Jungkook or Wonho: Jungkook cause we could make so many refrences pull out memes, and just have fun watching the movie.

Go hiking with 5 or 9. Mark Or Jungkook: Damn thats hard Mark cause I feel like i could go on a hike and make it all the  way up with him.

Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Mighao Or Jungkoo: Now I cant swim so I would be screwed and die in this situtaion, but if i had to choose I would choose Jungkook. Since he has muscle he is stong so i migth not drown.

Swim with the dolphins with 7 or 10. Jimin or Wonho: Jimin since he likes animals I could be fun.

Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Chanyeol Or Mark: Chanyeol because he seems like the talkative person.so yeah

Wake up next to 2 or 7.  Minho or Jimin: I would LOVE to wake up next to Jimin, hearing his lovely voice first thing in the mornign. OR JUST SEEING HIS ADORABLE SQUISHY FACE AGHH.

Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Minghao or Mark: Proboblay Minghao cause we could just jam out to music or talk.

Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Jimin or Vernon: Can I say both? Vernon prooblay cause he seems fun to build a snowman with and squhishy

Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Jungkook or Jimin: YOOO!! I CANT CHOOSE, GOD. AS MUCH AS I LOVE JIMIN FOR BEING HIS ADORABLE LITTLE SELF. im going with kook, cause I feel like he would be a better cook or baker.

Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. Minho or Mark: Proboblay Mark cause I think he would be smart on what resources to choice and how to survive. Cause I would die if i was stranded on a island. But I migth survie if im with him, and hes also a dork thats cute so bonus points.

Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Bambam or Mark: BamBam cause his my bias and I wouldnt mind.

Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Chanyeol Or Minghao: I WOULD FEEL BAD HITTING EITHER OF THEM. But ill see Minghao cause I would feel bad htting chanyeol with my car, not that  wouldnt also feel bad hitting the8 . As long as they dont die all is good.

Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight.Minghao or Vernon: Vernon cause hes lips look soft.

Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. Minho or Minghao: Proboblay Minho.

Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. BamBam or Jungkook: Ok so these are my two biases, I cant chose?! I would let either of them, but as much a i love you bambam( my heart cant take this). Im going to have to say Jungkook, cause idk???? I fell like BamBam would kidnap me for a name and I would leave escape easily.

Arm wrestle 1 or 3. BamBam or Chanyeol: HAVE YOU SEEN CHANYEOLS MUSCLES

Like I would lose to him. So ima go with Bambam cause he seems weak and like I could win against him.

Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Chanyeol or Jungkook: Jungkook cause he can draw, and would be into art and shit so why not.

Have a picnic with 2 or 3. Minho or Chanyeol: CHANYEOL ALL THE WAY.

Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Bambam or Wonho: So hear me out I hate dogs, because they scare so really I would NEVER buy a puppy dog. COME AT ME AND HATE ME TUMBLR!!!! but maybe bambam since he already has a dog/.

Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Jimin Or mark: smol little Jiminie~

Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. Minho or Baekhyun: Baekhyun because why not??

Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Chanyeol or Vernon: Chanyeol, cause it would be fun to go on a roadtrip with him. He would keep things happt and exticing.

Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Baekhyun or Vernon: Vernon casue we would actuall get something done.

Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Baekhyun or Wonho: Baekhyun 

Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Mark or Baekhyun: Mark cause I would feel safer.

Go to the zoo with 2 or 5. Minho or Jungkook: Jungkook, he would probobla get lest looking at an animal or shit. And it would be fun.

Go bowling with 3 or 6. Chanyeol or Bakehyun: Chanyeol

Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. BamBam or Vernon: Knowing how BamBam did Youngjaes I trsut Vernon more.

Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Minghaor or Jimin: Jimin cause that would be hella fun.

Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Baekhyun or Wonho: Wonho, he probolay wouldn’t take much of my food.

Go ice skating with 1 or 4. BamBam or Jungkook: AGAIN YOURE MAKING CHOOS BETWEEN MY TWO BIAS. ill break the rules and say both.

Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. Minho or Wonho: Minho 

Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6.  Minghao or Baekhyun: Baekhyun cause he would find a way to get us into the a city at leat.

Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Jungkook or Vernon: Jungkook cause we could get away with it.

Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Vernon or Mark: Mark they already have confession so it couldnt be too hard for him. It would also be really cute.

Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Mark or Wonho: Mark cause he seems really warm and cute.

Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Jimin or Baekhyun: Jimin he seems like a good cook.

Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. BamBam or Minho: BAMBAM WE WOULD GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE TOGETHER.

Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. BamBam or Bakehyun: Baekhyunie.

Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Chanyeol or Jimin: Chanyeol proboblay or both.

Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Jungkook or Baekhyun: Jungkook since hes the golden maknea he would find a way to survive. And would stick to with him.

Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Chanyeol or Wonho: Chanyeol already has one so him, he seems fun to run youtbe channel with cause. We would do a lot of changelle prorobolay.

I tag: @theloudkpopgirl @googlebts @littlepunkrogue @bubbl3tae @bubblessssss @actualfuckboyhobi @wearetogether22 @kimseokjinswindshieldlaugh @our-kpopreact, thats all I can think of now but anyone can do it.

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Oh my god that is so cool I got a whale (dolphin actually o my god that’s so exciting!!!!!

Hi, This is sooo so very cool, I’m in the middle of my final exams right now and every so often I forget why I love biology, and chemistry and then I think dammit I should have just picked languages as my high level courses. But whenever I see your blog, I am reminded of why I want to study biochemistry. It’s just so insanely cool. Anyways, you don’t have to answer, but I just wanted to let you know. Many thanks!!!!

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Closest match: Globicephala melas genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: Long-finned pilot whale (dolphin)