#YES SIR 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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SHINSUKE NAKAMURA‼️‼️

THATS MY KING BABAAY‼️‼️‼️

[saintslewis]

❝ 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐘 - 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 🪩 ❞ - 𝐋𝐇𝟒𝟒

pairing: sir lewis hamilton x fem!oc; Nadia

summary: most of the social media post made throughout the miami gp weekend!

warning: twitter environment (you know the deal), cussing.

saint’s team radio: hi everyone! just wanted to give y’all a little something something before releasing ‘break my soul’ ! i’m a bit sick rn but i will get back into my groove very very soon 🤭

dividers by: @cafekitsune

pls like, comment and reblog! 🫶🏽

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nadiahamilton

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nadiahamilton yes i know where he keeps his music and no, i won’t be telling you where 🫶🏽

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nadiahamilton it was sooo nice meeting you guys this weekend 🥹

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user i swear you’re his lucky charm

fransisca.cgomes mother ‼️

alexandrasaintmleux and if i ask for your hand in marriage?

nadiahamilton let’s run away

user i fell in love everytime you appeared on screen

user her energy is so refreshing, even if it’s through a tv or phone 😭

user where do you get your clothes???

nadiahamilton i’ll make a highlight for all the stores i shop at 🫶🏽

herstudent i hope school’s open soon, we need the tea!!

nadiahamilton you’ll be getting the pamphlets for the medieval times instead 😚

user his arm…dear lord

nadiahamilton i know, can’t believe it’s wrapped around me rn 🥹

user13 no way she just said that????

yungfilly bestie takin over miami!!

chunkz i think this is where you’re wrong brotha 🤨

niko you’re right, i’m the bestie

nellarose_ YOU’RE ALL WRONG 🤣

nataliatheedon and if i smack your ass, i’m wrong 😔

nadiahamilton bc it really hurt plus you were running behind me????

mercedesamgf1 Mrs Mercedes 🤍

user lewis is washed, never going to get that 8th

nadiahamilton watch your mouth 🙏🏽

lilymhe tinkerbell 🥹

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user is this a inside joke???? a fun nickname??? we need to know!

sza do you think your man will have a problem if i take you away?

nadiahamilton when and where? 🤭

lewishamilton ???????

hater ad21 was deserved 🤣

nadiahamilton i know where you live 🫶🏽

hater as if

nadiahamilton Glendale right??

hater oh shit

user now how tf did she find that man’s address 😭

user don’t question her mastery 🗣️

lewishamilton my angel 🤍

nadiahamilton my superstar 💗

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton miami, you’ve been good 🙏🏽

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nadiahamilton steal my captions why don’t you 🙄

lewishamilton it’s my job 😋

user blonde is so her colour

raye you both are so lovely 🤍

lewishamilton thank you Raye and btw, she’s crying because of this

nadiahamilton DON’T TELL HER OMG????

spinzbeatsinc king and queen of england

nadiahamilton do you want me to get deported??

user just accept your fate guys

user now i need to know if he speaks any south african languages

nadiahamilton he tries to but he says it in a british accent so i end up laughing at him

user mr, does this mean you’re the class dad?

lewishamilton i guess so?

herstudent YEAHHH OUR DAD’S SIR LEWIS HAMILTON!!!

user her face should be trademarked

user how many cars do you think they own together?

f1wags what a woman!

user petition for Nadia to be team principal!

mercedesamgf1 we back this 🫡

hater her tattoos were everywhere and stole the attention off Lewis! She’s so ugly

nadiahamilton never that 🙏🏽

user did you guys see that drake reposted her post?

user wasn’t he friends with lewis at some point???

zendaya see you guys soon 🫶🏽

racerbia mother and father

nadiahamilton my man is so fine y’all damn

user SHE’S SO REAL FOR THIS

nadiahamilton like he looks so delectable, my goat fr 🤭

lewishamilton nads 😧

f1 mother of the paddock ‼️

nadiahamilton pls not while Susie is right there ☹️

badgalriri i hope you do know there’s a group of us planning to take her

iamcardib heard she’s a stylist, need one rn

kehlani i second this !

latto777 if she ever needs flowers, i got her ‼️

nadiahamilton y’all 🥹

lewishamilton can you guys stop planning to take my wife away from me?

user idk, something’s fishy

user yeah bc where the fuck did she come from?

text messages !

♡‧₊ billionaire boys club

miles the fencer 🤺: no way they’re stealing your wife from you in broad daylight?

pookie buddy lewis: pls don’t chat, it’s hurting my spirit rn

princess natalia: let’s talk about nads meeting pharrell (also i’m a genius for naming this gc after his company)

daniel is spinning: her face was just like 😧

nadia: 🧍🏽‍♀️

personal pillow amara: but nads, genuinely, how do you feel after this weekend? it was a big one for you bae

nadia: i do feel like ripping the earth in half and falling in but it’s cool because lew gets me ice cream after 🤭

pookie buddy lewis: i always got your back, nads. you know that. we’ll get ice cream whenever you want

miles the fencer 🤺: GET A FUCKING ROOM OMG

princess natalia: EWWWWW

charlotte (not tilbury): don’t listen to them, this is the cutest shit ever 😭

andrew with the camera: but if i expose miles’ 0.5x photos, i’m wrong.

daniel is spinning: DRAG HIMMMM

personal pillow amara: i’ve taught you way too much danny

miles the fencer 🤺: man whatever 🙄

charlotte (not tilbury): nads, i HAVE to see you in malibu

nadia: ofc, i don’t know what to expect from that place

princess natalia: don’t worry bae, we got you!

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The Avengers (niko made this)

chunkz: nads, who’s this boy you’re chatting to? 🤨

filly felipe: “this boy” and it’s lewis hamilton 🤣

sharks: AND they’re married????

nadia: and i was going to invite you lot to my new place and show you my new car but ig you don’t want to

harry (pinero) potter: BOYS TAKE IT BACK

aj shabeeeeel: i personally never said anything 🙏🏽

niko: you know i’ve always loved f1, nads

nella loml: lying on a public platform, niko??

nadia: you lot are too funny i can’t 😭

nadia: but yeah, wanted to know when you guys are available so that you guys can meet him officially

fiily felipe: welcoming our brother in law aww 🥹

king kenny: how about we chat about the marriage??

nadia: how about no? 🫶🏽

chunkz: i’m just happy something so special is happening to you, nads. you deserve it

nella loml: it’s been a tough ride and already it’s looking so up for you bae

nadia: you guys wanna make me cry on a monday morning 🫵🏽

sharks: always the plan 🫡

niko: to make her cry????

sharks: 😐

king kenny: pls come back to London asap, Cench has been calling us up for a vid ever since the last two 😔

nadia: leave me out of that one, i have a husband 🖐🏽

chunkz: YOU TELL THEM NADS

filly felipe: nadia thandeka hamilton, it has SUCH a nice ring to it 😭

aj shabeeeel: and you guys look so leng together, already my brother in law 🫡

harry (pinero) potter: better get home quick for that debrief!

saint’s team radio (once again!): hope you guys enjoyed this one! it’s got a little touch of how nadia interacts with people she knows and people she doesn’t, our social butterfly 🥹

we finally have a ship name for our favs ‘Lewdia’ coined by @mauvecherie-writes!

i’ve got a few more smaus ready but yeah, love you guys loads! 💗

[hyuneskkami]

💌┊₊˚⊹꒷ RED WINE SUPERNOVA .ᐟ

⤷ piper mclean x daughter of dionysus!reader ‧₊˚ ⋅

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yn.yln baby, why don't you come over? red wine supernova, falling into me . . .

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aphroditesfav.piper I love you so so much my baby 💓 I have no idea what I did in my past life to deserve someone as amazing and perfect as you, princess <3 happy 6 months of chaotic gayness 😌🫶 ilysm!!! AND thank you SO much for playing all my favs on your guitar, I think I fell asleep crying about that so 🫣

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln bro literally. our chaos potential is so unmatched 😌 and babes stop- idk what I did to deserve YOU, someone who’s so stunning, smart, and loving. happy half a year to us, and here’s to many more years of us to come 🥂🤍 AHHH my love, i’m so so so happy you had fun w me <3 ilysm angel <3

larue.c she plays the guitar? and writes handwritten letters and adds lipstick marks? AND shares wine? wifey material fr 💋

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln STOP i’m blushing too much man 🫣

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper HELLO?? that’s my girl right there- go smooch chris, clar 😭 gimme back my girl 😭

mcshizzleman FOUR PLUS FOUR???!!

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln ATE? no, WE DEVOURED, BABY 🗣️‼️ okay but fr. I owe you forever for helping me set up everything for this yesterday bb 🫶

ㅤ ↳ mcshizzleman all I ask is to be the best man at your wedding + that I be the godfather to your kids + that one of your children gets named after me. that’s all 😌

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper homie you WISH 🙄

sallysgoldenboy exactly HOW much wine might have you consumed last night, without adult supervision, might I add? 🤨

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln less enough to drive us home sober dw, DAD ✊

j.grace congratulations, guys (: you’re literally endgame and my personal otp, so 🫡

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln AHAHAH JACE ILYSM BBY ❤️!!

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aphroditesfav.piper so baby, let's get freaky, get kinky, let's make this bed get squeaky . . .

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yn.yln BABY?? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH?????! running back home asap, be right there, my sweet angel 🏃‍♀️💨

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper i’ll be waiting for you, ma’m 🫡

ㅤ ↳ mcshizzleman ew

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln wdym ew ): i’m going home fast to bake stuff for pipes so she doesn’t blow up the kitchen ):

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper oh my GOD, please have SOME faith in me

mcshizzleman KEEP IT PG 13 OH MY GOD, THERE'S KIDS ON THIS APP?? (@/j.grace 😞)

ㅤ ↳ aphroditesfav.piper you're just jealous shush ✋

↳ j.grace oh, shut up, leo 😒

↳ mcshizzleman yes, sir 🫡

dio.urlocaldrunkard should I be concerned?

ㅤ ↳ yn.yln LMAO no, chill, dad <3

larue.c if one of yall was a guy, you’d be pregnant like yesterday

↳ aphroditesfav.piper …valid

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Doll

Tysm to @aurorawritestoescape for this amazing moodboard!! Ilysm my sweetest heart!!! 💗💗

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Jack Daniels (Agent Whiskey) x Fem! Plus Size! Reader

A/n: ANOTHER PEDRO CHARACTER‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ Something soft n sweet and not smutty just to dip my toe into this pond! I hope you all enjoy!! ALSO sapphires come in different colors not just blue! :) Not proofread so any and all mistake are mine!! As always feel free to leave constructive criticism. Likes, comments, and reposts are appreciated 🫶🫶🫶💗

Warnings: Whiskey being a jerk to women, mentions of deceased loved one

W/c: 1.7k+

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Jack Daniels, better known as Agent Whiskey, wasn't one for relationships. After his high school sweetheart died, his need or want for love died along with her. Of course like any man with needs he would often fuck around. It was meaningless one night stands, just to satiate his lust. He was sure to let whoever he was fucking know that there were no strings attached and he didn’t want a relationship. He broke countless hearts and even some women from the office quit once he rejected them, he simply didn’t care.

That’s what happened to the last receptionist. He swooped in and began to woo her with his southern charm just to get her in bed and he had accomplished his feat. They slept around for a few months before she caught feelings. One night after they had sex, she confessed and he laughed. “Sorry sweetheart, don’t want ya like that. You’re only good to me in my bed when you’re moanin’. Don’t need ya for anythin’ else. Now get.” He told her harshly, essentially laughing in her face. After that she quit, no two week notice or anything. Simply never came back.

Today the new receptionist was supposed to begin. He didn’t care who you were, he wasn’t interested in getting to know you. He would simply play nice, woo you, and fuck you. The same as he’d done with other women. As he sat in his office reviewing mission files Champ knocked on his door. “Come in.” Whiskey looked up from the files. “Ah, what can I do ya for Champ?” He spoke as he leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms. “New receptionist started today. Don’t be a jerk and make this one quit, alright son?” Champ said with a smirk even though he was serious. Whiskey laughed, “No promises. Anyway reckon I outta introduce myself to the little lady.” He said as he stood up buttoning his blazer, he made his way to the elevator to go to the first floor where you were at.

Once he reached the floor and the elevators opened, he looked up and the air was taken from his lungs. His eyes widened, his jaw nearly dropped, he swore he heard a choir of angels singing as he laid eyes upon you. He clutched his chest, this feeling was foreign. He swore he could never feel what he felt ever again.. What was happening? He had never felt this way for any other women except his wi- no. He can’t feel this way, he won’t feel this way. He knows you can only fall in love once and he already was in love, this isn’t possible.. Right? He was probably having a stroke or a heart attack, yeah, that sounds about right.

You felt the sensation of someone staring at you so you looked up from your computer and saw Agent Whiskey standing in front of the elevator, looking at you while clutching his chest. You had a look of concern etched on your face. You quickly got up and made your way over to him. “Agent Whiskey? Are you okay?” You spoke softly as you walked toward him.

He looked you up and down and internally groaned. You were so curvy and your rolls were so cute to him. You were far different from the women he used to bring home. And your voice- it was like honey, like silk, like the sweetest sugar. There was no denying it he was so fucked.

He cleared his throat and straightened out, flashing a smile. “I’m alright sugar, jus’ had a lil’ heartburn. Thank ya for checkin’ up. You’re new around here ain’t ya?” When he confirmed he was alright you smiled and nodded. “Yes sir! I’m the new receptionist!” You sure were a bubbly thing, your smile contagious. Whiskey kept his smile, but this smile was genuine and he genuinely was interested in the things you said, he clung onto the words you spoke like you were giving him oxygen to breathe. “I see, got a name lil’ lady?” He placed his hands on his hips as he looked down at you. You told him your name and chuckled. “Very pretty name, I must say you’re a pretty lil’ thing.” He flirted, which shocked you. Agent Whiskey was an attractive man and you had high confidence but men rarely openly complimented or flirted with you. “Oh, thank you! You’re not too bad yourself.” You chuckled, Whiskey was about to make a risky move but he didn’t care, he had come to terms with it. He wanted you, actually wanted you. Not for a fling, not to get in your pants, he truly wanted you. “Are uh, are ya doin’ anythin’ later tonight doll?” he asked, you shook your head, “No, why?” Now was his chance. “There’s this lil’ burger joint ‘round here that’s like a vintage diner.. Maybe ya wanted to, I dunno come out with me there for dinner?” He asked as he looked into your eyes, they were so beautiful to him. Like two sapphires shining in the moonlight. You smiled and bit your bottom lip. “Sure! I’d like that Agent..” He exhaled a breath he didn’t realize he was holding and he had the biggest grin on his face. “Alright then.. I’ll come down here after hours an’ I’ll pick ya up to take ya to the diner.”

Once back in his office Whiskey couldn’t believe what happened. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine that would happen. As he sat down on his chair he thought about his deceased wife. She would’ve wanted him to move on… truth be told she was probably disappointed in how he had treated women and discarded them like they were nothing. It was time for him to start anew with you. He wouldn’t mess this up, he owes it to you and his wife to at least try to make this work.

Surprisingly the time goes by fast for both you and Whiskey. You both busied yourself in your work which made time fly. Before you knew it Whiskey was already descending the elevators on his way to your desk. You logged off the computer and collected your things. “Hey doll.” His thick, rich southern voice drew. You looked over at him, “Hi Whiskey!” He grinned, “Please doll, call me Jack.” He held out his arm for you to take, ever the gentleman.

As you both left the building he held the door open for you and when you got to his vintage Ford Bronco, he held the door open for you as well. Y’all hadn’t even gotten to the diner and already this date was going super well. Once you both were inside and buckled up he pulled out of the parking lot and drove through the Kentucky streets to take you to the diner.

After y’all arrived and he parked he helped you out of the vehicle and escorted you inside. The place was so cute, it looked like it was out of a movie in the 50’s with all the vibrant colors and lights that surrounded the area. You both were seated in a booth and you looked around in awe. Whiskey couldn’t help but smile at how adorable you looked as you took in your surroundings.

“Ya like it doll?” He asked as he leaned back in the booth, draping his arm on top of the booth he was sitting in. You looked at him with the biggest smile. “Uh huh! It’s so cute! This place is amazing!” He was pleased that you liked this place. “Glad ya think so.”

When the waitress came and took their orders Whiskey got a bacon cheeseburger with a coca-cola. You got a regular cheeseburger with a strawberry milkshake. While you waited on the food you both chatted for what seemed like hours. The conversation flowed so naturally between you both, it was as if you’ve known each other for years. Whiskey himself thought about how he could listen to you yap forever and he’d never get bored or annoyed with you. He was truly a man in love.

Once your food came you both ate, the food was so yummy! You shared your burger and milkshake with him and he shared his burger with you. Whiskey watched at how cute you looked with your chubby cheeks filled with food, he could get used to this sight every day. If there was one thing Whiskey learned today was that maybe you can fall in love more than once and that was okay. He knew he wanted to be the one that you woke up next to and would fall asleep next to as well, he wants to be the one who sees you at all hours of the day. Hell he even wants you to carry his children and carry his last name. His late wife could never be replaced but he didn’t see you as a replacement, he saw you as someone who was slowly healing him and helping him move on.

When you both finished your food, he paid and drove you home, the ride was filled with a nice comfortable silence. Once he pulled up to your place, he got out and opened the door for you so you could exit his vehicle. He then walked you to your door. Before you opened the door, you turned to look at him, a small shy smile on your face. “Thank you for everything Jack.. I truly enjoyed myself.. I hope we can do this again soon.” Whiskey looked down at you with a soft smile on his lips. “Glad you enjoyed yourself.. I did too.. Of course, this ain’t a one time thing baby. I wanna keep seein’ ya.” You nodded and leaned in, placing a soft, gentle kiss on his plush lips. He held you there for a while before you both pulled away. “Kay.. Night Jack, see you tomorrow..” You said as you entered your house. As you shut the door Whiskey stood there, bringing his fingers to his lips, still feeling the phantom feeling your lips left on his. He made his way back to his Bronco, maybe his wife sent you to come to his life and make him a better man.. He grinned and began to drive back to his place. He was hopeful that you two would create something beautiful and real together.

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[th3tism]

Heyyyyyy (after watching some Emesis blue I’m getting back into Tf2…) can I request some Medic x ftm!reader who still dresses somewhat “girly?” Like, makeup and dresses, and is insecure about if medic sees him as a guy cause of it

Ilyyyyy

Yes sir you can 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

Medic x girly ftm reader

mercs: medic

Sfw

Warnings: none

He doesn't care

Like actually he doesn't give a fuck

He made a dead man give birth to a baboon. You think he cares about a guy in a dress?

He thinks you look really handsome so he doesn't care

If anyone tries giving you shit for it, he's gonna sell their dead body on the black market

And yes before anyone says anything, he WILL be buying you new dresses and makeup because he thinks you look good in it <3

[srslyscary]

DID HE JUST GET HIT??

how jjk men would react if they saw someone getting hit by a car

Including: yuji, nanami, sukuna, suguru, toji, gojo

person that got hit is bold font, people around or person that hit them is italics, and the character is regular font 😭 this is from one of my fave tiktokers!

Yuji Itadori

everyone in the area was screaming, and saying “oooh-“ and here comes YUJI’S HEROIC ASS 🗣️‼️

“SIR— ARE YOU ALRIGHT? 😨‼️”

“I can hear you, you ain’t gotta yell!”

“Oh.”

“My… my leg hurts really bad!”

“Alright I practiced this in Highschool… I gotta give you mouth to mouth.”

“WHAT- lil boy you ain’t gotta give me no mouth to mouth! 😒🤨”

“It’s the only way I can save you! ����”

“I’m fine— I don’t need the help 😒.”

“Just let me help you—“ “BACK UP! 😡”

Nanami Kento

“OUUUUCHHHH—“ “somebody call 911!”

“MY LEGG- MY LEGG!” “I didn’t even see him!”

“Am I gonna get paid for this… 🤨”

nanami walked RIGHT passed it. he checked his watch and was like “I’m on a time crunch somebody else can handle that.” he ain’t had no time to help, but he surely did wish the person good health 🙏🏼.

Ryomen Sukuna

“I need one hundred thousand dollars for this! 😒” “sir i’m so sorry! I promise I didn’t even see you!”

sukuna probably grabs a bag of popcorn and starts watching the whole scene. he does NOT care and will laugh.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THISSSS-“ “sir I didn’t mean for-“

“AINT NO WAY YOU AINT SEE ME 😡”

“YOU JUMPED IN FRONT OF MY CAR?! It just happened too fast! It was like you were tryning to get hurt! 😭”

“NO THE HELL I WASN’T 😡”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA-“

“SOMEBODY GET HER INSURANCE 😔!”

Suguru Geto

he walks by and simply shakes his head, and after he says one statement now the entire town is on a riot because of one person 😭.

“That one in the gray Nissan-“ “she hit him?” “yes..”

“I’m starting to see the light 😰..”

“This is why monkeys shouldn’t be driving 😐.”

“…You’re right-“ “yeah! they shouldn’t drive.”

“Monkeys shouldn’t drive-“ “monkeys shouldn’t drive!”

HE JUST WALKS AWAY AS IF HE DIDNT JUST START A WHOLE RIOT.

Toji Fushiguro

I actually feel like toji would be dramatic. like he was on his way to a party or something and someone just got hit by a car. now he’s a witness so he KNOWS he has to tell the police.

“OWWW- MY LEGGG!” “hey you over there! we’re the police! did you see this incident?”

“DAMNIT- 😭” “we’re gonna need for you to tell us what happened.”

“I’m— I’m going to a house party so-“

“SIR 🗣️‼️. were you the one that seen this?”

“Yes I saw it-“ “just give us a statement.”

“That car hit that guy over there who’s leg is bent to the left.”

“Thank you. Writing that down— so you’re going to have to testify in the court so that we—“

“FUCK.”

Satoru Gojo

Gojo was just going on a little stroll when he saw the commotion and watched it. he was flabbergasted but was trying not to laugh at the old guy that hot.. he was such a drama queen.

“what a shame.”

“what even happened?”

“that car hit that old man over there.”

“wow-“

“Oh LORDDD it was like you was going one hundred and fifty miles per hourrrr 😰—“

“I was going the speed limit! 🤨😭”

“Tell my granchiren I love em 😔…”

“Larry calm down—“

“And delete my search history 😒😔”

Now THAT’S when gojo got excited.

[the-who-daily]

dilf john entwistle please

yes sir 🗣️‼️

[faithful-freak]

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Danny, Daniel if i get on your nerves haha…

💭 24, bi trans man (he/him), vers/switch. adrenaline junkie. sub/dom/switch posting all over the place. love t4t, not adverse to cis people though. been on T, top surgery eventually.

🗣️ just on here again to fuck around and find out. not looking for serious. don’t ask for pics (i only send when i want). don’t ask to talk anywhere outside tumblr.

👤 call me: boy, mutt, dog, slut, asshole, brat, pathetic, captive, devout follower, #1 enemy, daddy, sir, Father Daniel, fucking freak, FAGGOT…

whatever just nothing too horrifically feminine or weight related

💬 terminology: pussy, cunt, hole, (t)dick/cock, clit, chest, tits, don’t care, as long as you know i’m a man with said parts

✅ YES: switch on switch, heartbreakers, hopeless romantics, banter/bullying, intox (thc/alc), pet play, hierophilia, weapon play, forcemasc, blood/sweat/tears, cnc/dubcon, fauxcest, praise, degradation, breath/impact play, edging/denial/overstim, breeding, bondage, CORRUPTION, etc…

(many of these things i enjoy in both a dom and sub role)

⚠️ maybe: piss (depends), receiving anal

🛑 NO: PREGNANCY/IMPREGNATING (you can “breed me”, but you can NOT “knock me up”), SCAT

💘 special place in my heart:

soft doms, dom breakers, sub tops, and sadomasochists i love you

DMS: not answering at the moment.

TAGS:

#speaking

#sub posting

#dom posting

#switch posting

[flammableinflammable]

❗️This❗, recruits👶, is a 2️⃣0️⃣-kilo ferrus🧨 slug🧨, 🤜Feel🤛 the ✨️Weight✨️! Every 5️⃣ seconds⏰️ the 🗣️main💯 gun 🔫 of a 🗻Everest-class🗻 dreadnought😱 ⏩️accelerates 🏎️ 1️⃣ to 1.3️⃣ % 🤪of 💫light💫 speed💨. It 💥impacts💥 with the👊 force👊 of a 👀38👀 kiloton🗣️🎆 bomb🎆, that is 3👌❌️ times❌️ the⚠️ yield ⚠️of the city🏙️-🔥buster🌇🔥 dropped👇👇 on 🏯Hiroshima back👈 on earth. 🌍🙌👏

That💁‍♂️ means: *🧪Sir👨‍🔬👀⚗️ Isaac👨‍🔬👃 Newton🧫👨‍🔬👅 is the 🚨Deadliest 🚨Son🧒 of🥊 a ♥️Bitch 🐶in 🌠Space!🌌*

📢‼️NOW‼️📢,👨‍🚀 Servicemen👨‍🚀✨️ Burn✨️side, WHAT❓️⁉️ is 🤗Newton's☝️ First 🔨Law⚖️?!

🤔Sir, an 🔴➡️object in🏃‍♀️➡️ motion🤸‍♀️➡️, 💯stays 💯in 🕺motion⛹️, 🗣️Sir.

🚫 NO ⛔ credit ❗️for ❌️partial❌️ answers🔠, 🪱maggot🪱!

🧐Sir🧐, unless 💨acted🗿 on by an 🪨outside🥽🥼 force🌋, 🤓Sir🤓

💯💛Damn💣 straight👌🙏! I ✍️dare💅 to 💩ass💩ume you 🤡ignorant🤡 🐴jack🐴asses🍑 know that 🌟Space🌟 is ⛽️empty🤯! Once☝️ you👇🔥 fire🌬️ this ⚡️hunk🏋‍♂️ of 👨‍🎤metal👩‍🎤, it👀 keeps🧭 going🏃‍♀️🏃 until it 🤜hits 😳something🗺️! That 🚀can be a ship⛵️, or⚓️ the planet🌏 behind 😶‍🌫️that🛸 ship!🚨 It 🤷‍♂️might ↗️go 💅off 💅into🧑‍🚀 deep⬇️ space™️ and hit🤪 somebody🤭 else in🤯😳 10,000⏳️ years! ⏰️

If🌝 you 🌞pull🚦 the 🏔️trigger🌋 on this👺, you🥸 are 😼ruining ❤️‍🩹👉someone's 👈day, 🤦‍♀️somewhere🧟‍♂️, and ✍️sometime!✍️

👅*That* 👅is why✅️ check✅️ your 👹damn❗️ targets🎯!

👂*That*👂 is 👏why👏 you🤚wait🧓 for the 🤖computer👽 to give💬 you a ✍️damn 🤳firing🍻 solution! 💯

💢*That*💢 is 🤷‍♂️why,🤸‍♂️ **Serviceman👨‍🚀 Chung**👽, we 🫂do 🚫not 🎱*"👁️eyeball👁️-it"*, 👇this is a🔥 weapon ✨️of😮‍💨 mass😵☠️ destruction!☠️ 👉You👈 are 💥*NOT*💥 a 🤠cowboy🤠 💫shooting🤡 from the 🗯️hip! 🕺

😱Sir, 👀yes,👂 sir! ✍️

[microp3ter]

GASP

FELLOW BMC X NPMD AU FAN?

Omg me too

YES SIR EE1!1! i love crossover aus so much i start frothing at the mouth and eating them up like a rabid dog 🗣️ (plus some dumb doodle of Max as rich‼️‼️)

[ikkosu]

Translation : I am sure you can do it

Owww siiire, tassty

IKKOOOOO, MY POOKIE, I AM GONNA FEED U WITH GOOD PROWLS PICTURES HAHAHA

YES PLEASEEEE I WANT PROWL WHISPERING IN MY EAR NOOOO THAT SHOULD BE ME 🗣️‼️‼️‼️THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME‼️OHHH MY GOD YES SIR ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TK DO🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[tojisun]

7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and he’s trimmed but not clean shaven.

YES YES YES

YOU ARE SO GOOFY WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT HAHSHQHDJWJS HELP ME

nah because the way i dropped to my knees!!! literally putting my hair into a pony rn 🗣️🗣️🗣️ EVERYWHERE ANY WAY ANYTIME WHATEVER HE NEEDS ‼️‼️ NO QUESTIONS ASKED LIKE SIR LEMME MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD 🧎🏻I ALSO GOT PAID RECENTLY SO LEMME SPLURGE FOR YOU BABYGURL 🤲🏼

[motor-city-selfryed]

"GET out here. RIGHT NOW." SIR YES SIR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫡🫡🫡

[smallturtlebomb]

“Draw ur comfort characters like this.” SIR YES SIR🗣️‼️

Original pic btw:

[sevenrs]

FUCK HER UP BOSS‼️🗣️

SIR YES SIR

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 23

Y/n pov:-2 months- "y/nnnnn" "yes ramos" "is it moving month" "i guess it is" "cool let me finlize things" "alright babe" oh my gosh WERE MOVING TO A MASION its just like two weeks ago we just moved into together now were moving to a masion "ok we should start paking now" "ok let me call people" "ok"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

                                                         Can yall help us move

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:ofc bbg

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:yeah

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:im not busy

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:after i hit the gym

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yeah lemme ask emmy

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾��🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:yeah but im taking back the stuff i let you borrow 😋😝💕🖕🏾😘

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:k sis

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:thank yall

"Y/n lets pack up your room first" "ok be careful with the posters"

"Ok im going to take down the leaves first" "my room better be so big" "it will be" i carefully take down the leaves" i started take down her lights down but like always i hear a knock at the door" "hey yall" "im so proud yall came as one instead of yall coming at different times and me stopping what im doing" "yeah yeah wheres baby" "esta aqui" "hola como estas" "bien y tú" "bien bien" "y la bebe" "la bebe es normal" "bien bien" "tu nescito ayuda" "si el boxes" "alright" "jazz your Spanish really improved" "check number 1 on duolingo bitch" jazz gives me her phone and i just see. 'Y/ns wife jazzy jones😂🖕🖕🏾😋💔🥫™️♥︎💕😝✨🤧🔼🔛💀★❤️✏︎😘✑📱🔝💬😁🏃😨⬜🫵⏎🙄🔛🔝' what the hell is with girls and em emojis "go help ya wife with her room" "sure bud" "mi esposaaaaaa"

Anthony pov:"ill take down my own room guys help me"

I took the guitars and put them in their cases in a big box. "Oak" "what" "take this to the van" "sure" "cool" then did the same for the albums "daveed can you do the same" "mhm" "thanks bro" "Lin can you take the little stuff I'll break down the bed" "yeah" I start to break down my bed I was bent over and my ass was smacked "WHAT THE HELL" "it was nice firm to" y/n says while licking her lips and winking "is you even finished packing" "my rooms just as packed as them abs" "what are you talking about we finished" jazzy remarked "you a hater and you know you a hater" "sure is and do" (a/n:😝) "jazzy stop and take these to the car" "what ever" jazzy did.we finished packaging surprisingly its not hard to pack up apartment we load the boxes lin took the baby to our new house because we had to drive the u-hual truck to the new house "its so big" she mutters "relateble" "shut the hell up" i side eye her "im sorry im just stressed i guess i dont know"its good" we find her way to her 'im mad at you room' "let me decorate then we can decorate our room"

-25 minutes later-

"Your turn" "alright"

"We have knack for the similarities in life"

"We ate that" "word"

(More pictures next chapter) "we'll finish tomorrow" "how are y'all this close today" oak ask "you no se" "i love y'all see you guys tomorrow" "bye" "let's sleep" "first time together" "yes sir" "thank you ant"

Y/n pov (again): jazzy runs in yelling "MI ESPOSA" and there is not much to say because we just gossiped Hollywood gossip and decorate my room then I went to talk to ant then she made fun of him as always and yeah

Thankz for 541 on the first book😁